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”We Stand with the Ukraine” (parody based on the Cypress Hill song, ”Insane in the Brain”)

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"We Stand with the Ukraine" (to the tune of Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Brain")

Why you trying to impeach our man, Murcans?

You know we with Putin

So, we gotta tiptoe around this

Bleedin’ Russian red, pissin’ yellow ‘n’ blue

Injected bleach near our wisdom tooth

Yeah, should probably get that checked out soon

That was some kinda tangent

Fo’ real, I mean, what were we even talking about and sh*t?

Hey, you all forgot too, didn’t you?

Mission accomplished, twenty-twenty-two

Follow the lil red dot

Like you’s an ADHD kitty-cat

Make you look away, cuz

Traitors like us stand with Putin and Ukraine

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Love Ukraine less than our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

Hey, yo, why ‘vryone frontin’ us? Okay, okay, we’ll step up

Trump made the perfect call, he told you all

Was perfect, like Putin bare-chested

Riding his horse through a Siberian desert

Withholding military aid from Ukraine

For a lil dirt on Biden

That’s nothin’, not like they’d need it for somethin’

Until now, but let’s not go gun-jumpin’

Impeachment for bribery?

Our man-boy Putin thinks that’s just silly

We agree whole-heartedly

Fools like us stand with Putin and Ukraine

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Love Ukraine less than our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man (impeach)

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man (save our man)

Will hate-tweet yo’ ass instead

Got connections where the sun don’t shine

We talkin’ ‘bout Russia, you gutter-mind

We cold as frozen rubles

Off to hell, our summer cottage

We proudly wear the red and blue

On our clothes, the white on our face

Say we’re patriots, but are a disgrace

We project and play it both ways

Speak one way, act another

Sing for the troops, represent ourselves, motherf*cker

We kneel to the dollar

If held by nuns or a dictator

They call us the GOP

Fools like us stand with Putin and Ukraine

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Love Ukraine less than our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

Won’t impeach our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man

Because of Putin

Books

https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter

https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

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"We Stand with the Ukraine" (to the tune of Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Brain")

Why you trying to impeach our man, Murcans?

You know we with Putin

So, we gotta tiptoe around this

Bleedin’ Russian red, pissin’ yellow ‘n’ blue

Injected bleach near our wisdom tooth

Yeah, should probably get that checked out soon

That was some kinda tangent

Fo’ real, I mean, what were we even talking about and sh*t?

Hey, you all forgot too, didn’t you?

Mission accomplished, twenty-twenty-two

Follow the lil red dot

Like you’s an ADHD kitty-cat

Make you look away, cuz

Traitors like us stand with Putin and Ukraine

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Love Ukraine less than our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

Hey, yo, why ‘vryone frontin’ us? Okay, okay, we’ll step up

Trump made the perfect call, he told you all

Was perfect, like Putin bare-chested

Riding his horse through a Siberian desert

Withholding military aid from Ukraine

For a lil dirt on Biden

That’s nothin’, not like they’d need it for somethin’

Until now, but let’s not go gun-jumpin’

Impeachment for bribery?

Our man-boy Putin thinks that’s just silly

We agree whole-heartedly

Fools like us stand with Putin and Ukraine

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Love Ukraine less than our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man (impeach)

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man (save our man)

Will hate-tweet yo’ ass instead

Got connections where the sun don’t shine

We talkin’ ‘bout Russia, you gutter-mind

We cold as frozen rubles

Off to hell, our summer cottage

We proudly wear the red and blue

On our clothes, the white on our face

Say we’re patriots, but are a disgrace

We project and play it both ways

Speak one way, act another

Sing for the troops, represent ourselves, motherf*cker

We kneel to the dollar

If held by nuns or a dictator

They call us the GOP

Fools like us stand with Putin and Ukraine

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Love Ukraine less than our man

We stand with the Ukraine

Won’t impeach our man

Won’t impeach our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man

Because of Putin

Won’t impeach our man

Because of Putin

Books

https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter

https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

  continue reading

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