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”We Stand with the Ukraine” (parody based on the Cypress Hill song, ”Insane in the Brain”)
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"We Stand with the Ukraine" (to the tune of Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Brain")
Why you trying to impeach our man, Murcans?
You know we with Putin
So, we gotta tiptoe around this
Bleedin’ Russian red, pissin’ yellow ‘n’ blue
Injected bleach near our wisdom tooth
Yeah, should probably get that checked out soon
That was some kinda tangent
Fo’ real, I mean, what were we even talking about and sh*t?
Hey, you all forgot too, didn’t you?
Mission accomplished, twenty-twenty-two
Follow the lil red dot
Like you’s an ADHD kitty-cat
Make you look away, cuz
Traitors like us stand with Putin and Ukraine
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Love Ukraine less than our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
Hey, yo, why ‘vryone frontin’ us? Okay, okay, we’ll step up
Trump made the perfect call, he told you all
Was perfect, like Putin bare-chested
Riding his horse through a Siberian desert
Withholding military aid from Ukraine
For a lil dirt on Biden
That’s nothin’, not like they’d need it for somethin’
Until now, but let’s not go gun-jumpin’
Impeachment for bribery?
Our man-boy Putin thinks that’s just silly
We agree whole-heartedly
Fools like us stand with Putin and Ukraine
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Love Ukraine less than our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man
Because of Putin
Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man
Because of Putin
Won’t impeach our man, yeah, our man (impeach)
Because of Putin
Won’t impeach our man (save our man)
Will hate-tweet yo’ ass instead
Got connections where the sun don’t shine
We talkin’ ‘bout Russia, you gutter-mind
We cold as frozen rubles
Off to hell, our summer cottage
We proudly wear the red and blue
On our clothes, the white on our face
Say we’re patriots, but are a disgrace
We project and play it both ways
Speak one way, act another
Sing for the troops, represent ourselves, motherf*cker
We kneel to the dollar
If held by nuns or a dictator
They call us the GOP
Fools like us stand with Putin and Ukraine
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Love Ukraine less than our man
We stand with the Ukraine
Won’t impeach our man
Won’t impeach our man
Because of Putin
Won’t impeach our man
Because of Putin
Won’t impeach our man
Because of Putin
Won’t impeach our man
Because of Putin
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