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Letters from Ikea
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PJ 114 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on Ikea, Eskimos, Scrabble and more!
The Pun Jab episode 114:
I got thousands of letters delivered to my house today. That's the last time I buy a dictionary from Ikea!
Two Eskimos in a kayak are getting chilly, so they light a fire - but the boat sinks, proving once and for all: you can't have your kayak and heat it.
I saw a guy drop a box of Scrabble on the road - so, I sidled up beside him and asked: "what's the word on the street?"
I met my wife at the zoo. There she was, in her uniform - and straight away I knew she was a keeper.
I wanted to steal some leftovers from the party - but my plans were foiled.
People have been laughing behind my back at my decision to wear mittens instead of gloves. But I don't like to point fingers.
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