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Trans Scooby Dooian Orchestra | Hooker Shopping, Bagged Milk, and keto definitely isn't gay
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This week on Pop Uncultured, milk in a bag! It literally never occurred to me once in my life that that might be weird, having grown up in the Midwest, but I Googled it and it turns out to only be a big thing in Canada anymore. Fucking bunch of idiots up there. Anyhey, we chat about bagged milk and the other myriad reasons as to why Kwik Trip is the best gas station, most notably their sugar free French vanilla lattes which ARE NOT GAY and, in fact, YOU ARE GAY if you don't agree with me. On the off chance that I'm possibly wrong about this and drinking these makes me gay, then Mike and JY are homophobes and they hate crime me on this episode. DM me on instagram and I'll tell you their addresses so you can protest them and possibly even assault them, physically.
Also we come up with loads of new business idea, the triumph in my opinion being JY's Eggerts. Egg salad in a Gogurt tube somehow leads back to sex dolls, more specifically a sex doll hooker service (actually a real thing). This leads to real hookers and we go window shopping for hot singles in our respective areas. Turns out, when it comes to working girls, the Midwest is quality over quantity, and Denver is basically a literal pigsty. I'm not nearly desperate enough to feed at this trough, but who knows what the future will bring?
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