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Just a couple sweet, innocent boys who fell down the YouTube rabbit hole and set up a permanent residence. Every week Dram and JY will dig through the dark recesses of popular content sites (Reddit, YouTube, etc.) in an attempt to find the most unpopular and unsavory content. Be it physically sickening, emotionally jarring, or just straight up the product of mental illness, we will find it and consume it so that you don't have to. The terminal disease of this world has warped and twisted our minds beyond repair. We are uncultured, unsophisticated, unsavory philistines, so don't listen if you are easily offended...coward.
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Just a couple sweet, innocent boys who fell down the YouTube rabbit hole and set up a permanent residence. Every week Dram and JY will dig through the dark recesses of popular content sites (Reddit, YouTube, etc.) in an attempt to find the most unpopular and unsavory content. Be it physically sickening, emotionally jarring, or just straight up the product of mental illness, we will find it and consume it so that you don't have to. The terminal disease of this world has warped and twisted our minds beyond repair. We are uncultured, unsophisticated, unsavory philistines, so don't listen if you are easily offended...coward.
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Holy crow, it's three hours of Pop Uncultured! Consider this making up for my lack of posts lately, I've been chilling way too hard this past month. This episode is like 80% visual gags, so chances are good that only JY, Mike, and I will enjoy listening to it. Sucks to be you, I guess. We're our target audience. Sincerely, the official hottest girl on Pop Uncultured, Dram.…
 
This week on Pop Uncultured, milk in a bag! It literally never occurred to me once in my life that that might be weird, having grown up in the Midwest, but I Googled it and it turns out to only be a big thing in Canada anymore. Fucking bunch of idiots up there. Anyhey, we chat about bagged milk and the other myriad reasons as to why Kwik Trip is the best gas station, most notably their sugar free French vanilla lattes which ARE NOT GAY and, in fact, YOU ARE GAY if you don't agree with me. On the off chance that I'm possibly wrong about this and drinking these makes me gay, then Mike and JY are homophobes and they hate crime me on this episode. DM me on instagram and I'll tell you their addresses so you can protest them and possibly even assault them, physically. Also we come up with loads of new business idea, the triumph in my opinion being JY's Eggerts. Egg salad in a Gogurt tube somehow leads back to sex dolls, more specifically a sex doll hooker service (actually a real thing). This leads to real hookers and we go window shopping for hot singles in our respective areas. Turns out, when it comes to working girls, the Midwest is quality over quantity, and Denver is basically a literal pigsty. I'm not nearly desperate enough to feed at this trough, but who knows what the future will bring? Rape us on iTunes.…
 
This week on Pop Uncultured, the video that broke Mike and JY! Everyone has their breaking point, and we finally found theirs: a video of a man pumping his good time slime all over a snack pack chocolate pudding and eating it with a spoon. I, for one, found it very arousing. After that I ask an important question that even if I wrote it down in the description would make me feel like a bad person, it has to do with puppies though. A small tribute video diatribe leads us to our new segment, Jerk Talk, which eventually somehow leads to JY's bowling impressions (Lord strike me down if that doesn't get me every time, I had tears in my eyes editing this). As this is a direct continuation of last week's episode, our business ideas are still cooking and the hits keep coming. Quora gives us another world class bonehead whose vaguely religious and fully retarded response to a blowjob question gets copied and pasted onto the AI story generator. Then we get into a lengthy discussion on the various ways we've permanently damaged our minds, bodies, and souls through grimy gas station drugs (turns out JY's smoked salvia like 38 times and I'm a decade-long off-brand, swamp-flavored heroin junkie). Also we dive deep on the world of high class sex toys, more specifically, AI sex dolls. Wowee fellas, these things are highly affordable and absurdly attractive, which again, is why I can never purchase one. I'm out here in the world, moving and shaking, making plays and sucking gays. If I just buy a 10/10 headless corpse then what's the cotton-pickin point? I'm a man who likes to earn his headless corpses the ol' fashioned way. Hey idiots, if you're addicted to kratom and want to quit, here's the tapering guide: https://www.reddit.com/r/modquittingkratom/comments/63tjtd/tapering/ Follow it to a tee and it'll work. There might be someone out there who had a habit longer than me using doses larger and with more frequency than me, but they'd have to be a goddamn unicorn. All that to say, if it worked for me, it will work for you. Also, I tried exhaustively to find the cum pudding video but I think they took it down. The year is 2022, and the internet has finally disappointed me. RIP cum pudding guy.…
 
This week on Pop Uncultured, Nine Inch Nails live at Red Rocks! It was rad, we're all nerds, et cetera. More importantly though, we answer the big questions that have vexed mankind since the dawn of time. For instance, do women love small-to-average sized dicks? And a follow up, why is every woman who answers "no" a liar? Using a piece of shit website full of idiots called Quora, we get to the bottom of things and (unlike our penises do to vaginas) we crack this thing wide open. This leads us to discovering a rough and tumble, no nonsense maverick by the name of Wyte Choklut, who doesn't take shit from no one in his noble quest for the thrust and parry of a good debate. Truly, he is the best that Quora has to offer. Other highlights abound such as a discussion of my ex gf (gf stands for grapefruit) Vanessa, brand new business ideas such as stat keeping hookers, the best possible explanation for cuckholdry, and of course, cum-filled twinkies. We wrap things up in a neat little bow with a not-gay video from XNXX about friendship and pranks. Stay tuned for next week's episode for more smart business idea and cum food videos.…
 
This week on Pop Uncultured, Satanism! Rolling right off last week's episode, we get into a Muslim TikTok about a guy who's indoctrinated his sweet little daughter into being homophobic already. She doesn't want to watch the most popular cartoon of the year because some gay shit happens in it, and that displeases Allah. What can I say, this little girl is pretty rad. After that, we watch a pretty cool ad that recommends we all try Asian ladies. I hadn't considered it up until now, but Asian lady marketing departments have me pretty well sold on the whole thing. This leads into the real Cracker Jack surprise, Mike's retarded idiot cuckhold uncle. I won't spoil anything, but you're not gonna want to miss this story dickheads. After a bit of discussion about how I can trick my friends into providing me gay oral sex, as well as JY's addiction to banging every fat nasty cow he happens upon in a bar, we get into the real meat and potatoes of this episode: Joe Aufricht. I remembered how I found this dude. Many moons past I edited up a few video reels of our time with PlasmaMasterDon, and one of the commenters actually suggested this goofball due to our penchant for mental illness comedy. Thank you, nameless commenter, you're doing the Lord's work. Our dear friend Joe uploaded a VHS recording of the time he was on local news 25 years ago, and it's a real hoot. We, as a podcast, have reached new lows this day. We've gone full looney tunes. It's like Nietzche said, when you gaze too long into the retard, the retard gazes back into you. I'm paraphrasing. Muslim Lightyear video: https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/w0jsi8/new_islamist_video_with_holier_than_thou_attitude/ Try Asian Ladies: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringePurgatory/comments/vrhse8/this_got_fuckin_weird/ Joe Aufricht Satanism: https://youtu.be/DmYoimH40No…
 
This week on Pop Uncultured, domestic abuse comedy! If this episode doesn't prove we can make anything funny, then this show just ain't for you, homeslice. After a couple more dirty smut readings from JY and the filthy novel he found, we get into a video just for the boys, so all you boys out there are free to click the link at the bottom of the description. I guess all you ladies will have to go back to crocheting and feeding your cat for this part. After we watch this gaped-out cam slut's anal shenanigans, we muse on the possibility of gaped ass OnlyFans suicide bombers. It's honestly the perfect crime. If the good ol' US of A tossed a fat enough stack of green at all these internet harlots, I'm sure they'd consent to die for God and country in the interminable War on Terror. Just the thought of those brave skanks exploding for my freedom brings a patriotic tear to my eye. We get back into some meditation stuff, if you're bored of it TOO BAD IDIOT. I left it in this time for the same reason I did last time, it leads to comedy eventually. Something about numbing your dick to give yourself sexual assault, which then leads to the Pop Uncultured Love Corner, a Guaranteed Professional, Indisputable, Axiomatic Romantic Advice Segment*. It's legit some of the funniest shit we've recorded. If I had the ambition, gumption, and get-up-and-go of a proper podcaster I'd clip the shit out of this episode and post it all over social media, but I'm gay in the ass and also busy going to college to talk about SpongeBob with children. The dad part is spun gold too. Here's the clip for the boys: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wz6aoa/is_that_joker/ *we are not romantic advisors, this is not a romantic advice show.…
 
This week on Pop Uncultured, hoo boy we got a live one! After weeks of no recordings, we've got a lot of catching up to do. Very early into the episode, Mike posts an AI art creation tool and JY posts an AI story generator, foreshadowing the end of this episode and, quite possibly, the greatest work we've ever done. Before all that, we touch on my shameful date with Ecuadorian Shrek, low class Latinos, Mike's boner detention, and Mr. Cool Ice himself. We talk about secret stuff that you don't get to know about (it was awesome and funny, and you really missed out by not being in my inner circle of trust). An Eddie Murphy donkey blowjob riff launches us towards the AI story generator, which then launches us into the stratosphere. History was made this night. Podcasting as you know it has changed forever. In fact, I'd say we've ceased to be podcasters, and have become artistes. Yeah, I spelled "artiste" with an e at the end, you'll understand once you've reached the pinnacle of creativity such as we have. You're welcome, in advance.…
 
This week on Pop Uncultured, twice the plastic chairs and autism! This continuation into the life and times of Brian Ropar delves deeper into the fractured, incest-fraught psyche of our noble hero. I'll write more when I'm not as sleepy. Well, I say that now, but chances are I'll forget and never do it. Just listen to the episode, it rules, also listen to the last episode for more context, and then all of the episodes ever because they're all great. I can't think of a single stinker, honestly. I thought the Atilla Bakk one was a bit too grimy, but it's the most popular episode so shows what I know.…
 
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