The Evils of Humanity… by Way of Remakes

Movie Meltdown

Movie Meltdown - Episode 421

This week we sit down for another session of “Remake Roundabout” but along the way we spiral off into many different areas… some of which lead to us addressing the true evils of humanity. Who would have known?

And as we all buckle up our Nissan pants, we also discuss…The Disaster Artist, they will have to keep making money off of that title, the James Dean death car, horror always goes to space… eventually, Die Hard, I’m the every-mom, skewered them both, Paula Patton, the alien-twist thing, Ray Romano, get a dead wife is my advice to you kid, James Franco, the young teenage couple were going at it, we’re here to steal the secret recipe, I’ll force-hand you a car, Ben Affleck, detracting from the integrity of the actor, I need robot assistance, the it boy of the moment, he’s good at being crazy, he has an accent, serious Rock, Tommy Wiseau, shoulder pads, Lethal Weapon, did I dream this, a female lead, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, another sexual revolution, Sudden Death, typical Hollywood casting, Indiana Jones, Loca-Lola, let’s break-apart Robin Williams, whoa… I’m sensing a liquid here, too hard-headed to stop, the female Harvey Weinstein, Red Dawn, Angelina Jolie, a lot of room in the back to do tantric stuff, he’s an old man… he’s got grey hair, Larry David, hi doggie, we can’t all be Kelly, Robyn Hitchcock, Friday the 13th, a damned dirty hippy, waking up in a nuclear test zone, what ever happened to them, a lot of huge egos, that guy was going to decide if you got a job in that town, I don’t know people or things, people are making ridiculous sums and Mindy’s attic.

“Does power and money corrupt universally?”