Contender #23 - Gobblesquatch & Thanksgiving Cryptids

Counting Cryptids

Contender #23 - Gobblesquatch & Friends

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We discuss the most creative cryptid since the Jackalope; the mighty Gobblesquatch. This hunter-killer of a bird has mastered not only the art of eating a man whole, but of flight, and of ventriloquism (and making those who eat it incredibly sleepy, post mastication). Silly stories aside, looking into reports from Colombian folklore could add some validity to this veritable turducken of an episode. Is there a Godzilla sized turkey waiting to be shot, skinned, and stuffed? Find out this time on the program where you learn to unlearn everything you just heard us say.

AKA We're going to need more stuffing...

Links:

• Main Image - Gobblesquatch,
• Main Image - El Pollo Maligno,
• Gobblesquatch.com,
• Shit Photoshop edit I'm still triggered over,
• Dinosaur Chicken,
• Gobblesquatch Song,
• Mothman YMCA cause it fucking rules,
• Mythical Beast Wars,
  

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