Pastor Les Shelton of The First Church of the Nazarene in Sacramento, California has always been a keen observer of life and the stories he shares are certain to make you laugh and think. I am Vic Zarley, the producer and narrator. Enjoy the muse and amusement of this collection of entertaining anecdotes by Les Shelton. Special thanks to Kevin Macleod (http://Incompetech.com) for the theme song entitled "Fluffing a Duck."
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A multi-media presentation utilizing appropriate mood-setting music to enhance many short illustrations of how the world works with Jesus at the helm. The first part of the book are short anectdotes and teachings about the nature of the world and us. The 2nd part of this book are poems that exalt our Savior and explore our minds and environment through my worldview as a Christian. This is Vic Zarley and I am happy to present to you, if I might be so presumptious, how the world works and what ...
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I Remember the Wedding -- Discussing Ways for Dad to Die -- Significance -- The Dental Gospel -- Us and Them -- Virtual Reality -- What Is This Really All About? -- Hi, Vic Zarley here. This selection is just one of many Christian themed books that I have either produced, narrated or written. I want you to hear them all. Go the Podiobooks.com home …
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No Guts, No Glory -- Holiday Confessions -- December 24th, 0000 A.D. -- Why? -- Let Your Light So Shine -- Sticking to It
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Liability: Missing the Mark, the Point, and the Boat -- For Better, for Worse -- There Are Hassles and Then There Are Hassles -- Pain Management -- I Go a Fishing -- What DON'T You Like to Eat?
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1 Corinthians 13 (LRV) -- To Hell with the Church? -- No Room in the Inn -- "NSF" or Follow the Bouncing Check -- "It's a Bird, It's a Plane...?" -- Big Denny Is Watching You -- The Loneliest Man in Town
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Binary Faith -- Year of the Boar -- Signals -- Poodle Lessons -- Operation "Tammy Faye" -- Caught in the Act -- Running "Sacred"?
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Voice Recognition -- Are You There Yet? -- Working for the Parents -- The End of the Year -- For Sale: Brand New Porsche -- The Energizer Bunny: A Deconstructionist -- Complain or Fish
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Washington, D.C. -- It's Plain the Rain Mainly Falls on Us, or, It Only Hurts When I Laugh or Tread Water... -- Marketing -- The Fire This Time -- What's Cooking? -- What's That Hissing Sound?
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Staying Alive -- Eye to Eye -- A River Runs Full of It -- Heads Up! -- Keeping an Ear to the Ice -- "We Didn't Think It Would Bite Us" -- Fear and Fashion
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The State of the Prostate -- The State of the Prostate - Part 2 - "The Procedure" -- Life as Leslie -- Further Evidences -- Outsourcing Solutions -- The Fourth Shower
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The Colon Chronicles - Part 6: "Juice Shelton" -- Pain -- 'Tis the Season -- Letting Go -- "That's a Big Ten-Four, Good Buddy!" -- Cookies
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Following Directions -- The Path -- The BANK of ALI ORNI -- Bugs on Board -- Proprioception -- Eclipsed (or Looking Foward to 2037)
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Sensory Deprivation -- Ducks Who Duck and Ducks Who Don't -- Taste -- Melanie and the Mouse -- "This Is Your Captain Speaking..."
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Pie Delivery -- Who Stole the Cookies from the Cookie Jar? -- Gutter Skating in the Tropics -- Engage -- Dancing the Category Stomp -- Making Changes
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If a Teen Doesn't Have a Phone to Their Ear... -- Mission Warning -- Doctor's Appointment -- Joining the "C"lub -- "Uh, I'll Have the Salad, Please" -- The Colon Chronicles Holiday Update 2000: FAQ's
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Driving Experiences -- Life-long Friendships -- By Any Other Name -- Everything BUT Airborne -- The Nine Foot Rule
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Go Ahead, Shoot -- Browsing Through Spellcheck -- I Miss Billy the Kid -- Easy Openers -- Hitchhikers -- The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste -- Never Leave the Light
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Treed -- Rebooting the Soul -- Life is like...Tether Ball -- Anesthesia -- Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care -- The "Smart Pump" -- Checking Out
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The Pig with the Wooden Leg -- Upgrading -- Straining Gnats, Swallowing Camels -- Tuning In -- Watching -- Horse Stories, of Course, of Course -- Christian Tradition -- Is Christ Alive? Or Was It All a "Passover Plot"? -- A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to Heaven
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Answering Machine Etiquette -- Spectators -- Perfecting the Tight Cue -- No, No, No, Don't Close the Door! -- Cleopatra: The Queen of Denial -- Breakfast in America
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Einstein and Denial Early Friday Morning -- Tough Times Don't Last, It Just Seems That Way -- Oxymoron --Sudden Shifts -- Get the Name Right! -- The Quest of Billy and Paige
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This is Vic Zarley. This selection is just one of many Christian themed books I have either produced, narrated or written. I want you to hear them all! Go to the Podiobooks.com home page and key my name into the search field in the upper right-hand corner and click GO for the list. God bless you!
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THE PARKING LOT with music by Matti Paalanen entitled "Angel's Redemption" found at Jamendo.com. The traffic sound effects were from www.grsites.com/archive/sounds/ THERE'S A LADDER THAT'S REACHING... with music by Danosongs.com entitled "Blue Devil Plain" found at www.Danosongs.com. THE SURFER with music by Kevin Macleod entitled "Beach Bum" found…
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SPRINKLE FORTH utilizes music from PacDV.com entitled "Power Juice" found at www.PacDV.com. THE BOOK THAT REALLY MATTERS uses music from Soundjay.com entitled "Destination" found at www.Soundjay.com. THE DAM has music by Danosongs.com entitled "Gem Droids" found at www.Danosongs.com. THE DRAGON has music from Danosongs.com entitled "Flying While We…
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I CAN HEAR THE HARMONY was produced with music by Alexye Nov entitled "Appeal to Heavens" found at music.Mevio.com. HORIZONTAL RIVER RUSH has music by 2006 Pl@stic Soul entitled "005-1 electric guitar" found at music.Mevio.com. SOFT BALL RAIN has music by Origen entitled "Dance of the Clouds" found at music.Mevio.com. SUMMER STORM uses music by Kev…
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NO THANK YOU, DEAR, YOU GO: The music is by Jason Shaw and is entitled "Green Leaves" found at audionautix.com. THERE WAS A TEACHER LONG AGO: The music is by www.PacDV.com and is entitled "Diving Turtle." HOW CAN YOU TELL A BABE IN THE WOMB..: The music is by Alan J. Moore and is entitled "Rievaulx" found at http://mevio.music.com. HE IS RISEN: The…
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AFTER THE HEADY JOURNEY JUST TAKEN: The music is by Jason Shaw and is entitled "Acoustic Meditation 2" available at audionautix.com. MORE THAN A SIP AND A MORSEL: The music is by Kevin Macleod and is entitled "Rites" available at Incompetech.com. I AM HE: The music is by A.K. 1974 and is entitled "Your Words" available at Jamendo.com. BEYOND THE PA…
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RESIST NOT EVIL: The music is by Persson and is entitled "Don't Close the Door" and "Blues Walk" found at Jamendo.com. A LETTER TO OUR CHILDREN: The music is by Alexander Stamenkovic and is entitled "Sweet Lullaby" and "Childhood."
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OUR DESIRES: The music is by 2012 (pronounced twenty-twelve) and is entitled "Liberta" found at http://music.mevio.com. TO VENT OR NOT TO VENT...: The music is by Kevin Macleod and is entitled "Clear Air" found at http://Incompetech.com. Some of the special sound effects are courtesy of http://www.grsites.com.…
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HOW TO REMOVE A LIGHT STAIN: The music is by Ax and is entitled "Think About It" found at http://music.mevio.com.THE KEY: The music is by Al Phlipp and the Woo Team and is entitled "Abromowitz - The New Age Harp" found at http://music.mevio.com. THE INNER THERMOSTAT: The music is by Adam Zampino and is entitled "Autumn Stream" found at http://music…
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FREE WILL: Both music pieces are by Kevin Macleod and are entitled "Final Count" and "New Friendly" found at http://Incompetech.com. HOW NOT TO SEE: The music is by Jason Shaw of Audionautix.com and is entitled "The Mighty Kingdom." IRRITATION: The music is by Jason Shaw and is entitled "Fat Caps" found at Audionautix.com. I DREAM A GAME OF WACAMOL…
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WAS IT JUST A FLUKE?: The music is by Allan Metts and is entitled "Early Morning Sun" found at http://music.mevio.com. CREATIONS: The music is by Heigo Yokouchi and is entitled "Embracing" found at http://music.mevio.com. INDEPENDENCE DAY: The music is by Alexye Nov and is entitled "The Space Runaway - Episode 1." "America the Beautiful" was by Mad…
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MOTHER: The music is by Ezra Thomas and is entitled "Mother's Day Song" found at http://music.Mevio.com. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER: The music is by Kevin Macleod at http://www.Incompetech.com and is entitled "Iron Horse." OUR FATHER KNOWS BEST: The music is by Kevin Macleod at http://www.Incompetech.com and is entitled "Clenched Teeth." ALL WRAPPED UP:…
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HI, OL' SILVER: The music for this segment is by Kevin Macleod of Incompetech.com, entitled "House of Leaves." LOST IN LOVE: The music for this segment is by PacDV.com (www.pacDV.com/sounds/free-music.html) entitled "Cruising." MY TOOL: The music for this piece is by Kevin Macleod of Incompetech.com, entitled "Work Is Work." PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM: The…
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THE MECHANISM OF CARNAL LOVE: The music is by Kevin Macleod of Incompetech.com entitled "Simple Duet."THE PEDESTRIAN OVERPASS: The two pieces of music in this segment are by Jason Shaw at Audionautix.com entitled "Pensive Piano" and "A Brighter Heart." IRVING THE CANDLE: The music in this segment is by Vic Zarley, entitled "I Used to Think All Ligh…
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PROSE FOR THE MIND INTRODUCTION: The music is by Oursvince and is entitled "Serenite" found at Jamendo.com. MECHANISM OF ANGER: The music is by Kevin Macleod of Incompetech.com, entitled "What You Want." MECHANISM OF HATE: The music is by Kevin Macleod of Incompetech.com, entitled "What You Want ver. 2."…
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