We finally reach the summit of our Halloween plans with our review of the absolutely ridiculous JASON X. Also we talk about the jewish N-word happy halloweenBy Dan Enden

Our first of two Halloween specials, Child's Play 3 is a childhood favorite from Enden's anti-military upbringing. A discussion is had over 4k blu-rays and how they kinda can stink sometimes. Then we talk more about Childs Play 3. Essentially, this one's for you Child's Play 3 fans, you're not gonna wanna miss this one…

Is Greta Gerwig's BARBIE the insidious corporate over-woke Frankenstein monster that it's being accused of by guys who can't have s*x good and some people who are kind of making a good point? Or is it an innocently intentioned, clever, and colorful comedic romp? Join as us we break down while breaking down the 2023 hit film starring Margot Robbie's…

On this weeks episode of TMBP, Dan is finally accepted into the Jamaican community, the Other Dan has no respect for Bradley Cooper, and both Dan's wonder if this is the time where PTA Anderson finally loses the thread in their fashionably late review of PHANTOM THREAD starring Daniel Day Lewis as a completely normal, well adjusted man, I really do…

To set the stage: One Dan is a massive Ari Aster stan who thinks Hereditary and Midsommar are timeless works of art, the Other Dan hated MID-summer and has lost mostly all faith in Ari Aster and A24 in general. Where will the chips fall in one of the most anticipated, controversial, and shocking reviews ever produced by the Movie Blues Podcast? Fin…

One Dan says we can only review Mac and Me if we do it while eating McDonalds, and the other Dan complies in one of the most ruthless, disgusting, and hilarious episodes of this--the fourth episode of the seventh season of our Lord Ronald. Join us as we eat literal poison on mic while reviewing our favorite fast food locations and food items, follo…

For the first time on the podcast, Dan and Dan cover the filmography of Wes Anderson, and then they talk about Asteroid City, the new sci-fi (?) movie from Wes Anderson...who is probably some kind of weird victorian s*x pervert in real life. i mean seriously what is this guys f*cking deal? Like i wonder what gets wes anderson off sexually, it's got…

This installment of THE MOVIE BLUES PODCAST finds Dan & Dan digging into the most recent attempt at the SCREAM franchise starring a Madam Tussaud's version of Courtney Cox in a city that's already seen enough tragedy--the big apple. Also Dan Enden's knowledge is put to the test about the literal sh*t that he loves in the EndenVerse MasterQuest, thi…

A new season begins as Dan and Dan absorb a film where Gary Oldman plays a little person, and less far less credibly, Mathew McConaughey's twin brother. One Dan has no idea who this week's call-in guest is, while another Dan tells a spicy fireman story that gets him all hot and bothered. Join us as we kick off a new season of employment-threatening…

Welcome to Episode #1 of Dan #2. Today, Dan and special guest Jack Shoudy discuss the differences between this show and The Movie Blues, The Succession finale, the series at a whole, where it falls in the pantheon of prestige TV, and the state of streaming services. Featuring a bunch of music from...us…

Dan and Dan finally wrap up their longest season ever with one of the craziest movies they've ever reviewed, WES CRAVEN'S DEADLY FRIEND. The plot of this movie is that a kid puts a robot's brain into Kristy Boner's body after she dies from incestual abuse--but there's so much more beneath the surface. Featuring the reveal of the sequel season choic…

Dan and Dan expose the dark side of "the concerts" as their personal stories escalate to trading tales of arrest, smooth jazz overloads, and all manner of ghastly frights while (still) trying to review the wook masterpiece AROUND THE FIRE. Also featuring the reveal of all 16 movies on the Rental Zone's next Bracket War, Drug Wars v.2 Featuring musi…

Today on the Movie Blues, we finally directly address our sordid jamband roots, nefarious past misdeeds, and air out all the madness of our musical sides with the first part of our TWO PART episode reviewing the drug masterpiece "Around the Fire". Load up your pin boards, grab your chunk of herkimer and boof your finest dawgs, because we are finall…

One Dan tests the other Dan's knowledge of the films from the Movie Blues Podcast with the new hit game show, The "Great" SAMPLE GAME, an activity that seemed to unnerve it's participant so badly that this is probably the only time we'll ever do this because man...did Dan #2 fall apart during this activity. No amount of forced toxic positivity and …

The plot of this week's episode is either about: 1) A grown man who buys action figures and loves Marvel movies screams at his co-host like a man-baby because he made him watch a movie from Orson Welles like an adult instead of consuming another terrible Disney+ show OR 2) A grown man chooses an Orson Wells movie for the podcast to look smart, but …

In which a grown man who somehow claims to have grown up during the 1990's and early 2000's, somehow manages to have not seen fucking ET. The extra wet terrestrial. Can you even believe that? Also featuring new impressions from Dan Lyons including The Halo Announcer, George Lucas, Nardwar the human serviette, Michael Jackson, and ET himself. Join u…

This week on THE MOVIE BLUES, Dan and Dan unsheathe a sleazy classic from the 90's where Robert Redford offers Demi Moore 1 Million Dollars to sleep with him...and hilarity ensues. Final picks for the Season 6 Finale are revealed, new superfan Amanda is shouted out, and one Dan loses his cool when Woody Harrelson puts his soccer cleats on a kitchen…

The official podcast of the Movie Blues Rental Zone returns to discuss the MBCEU adjacent film, JURASSIC WORLD, from the director of The Book of Henry. One Dan tries to keep the rebooted podcast on schedule, while the other Dan decides to go on a venom infused tirade on his (former) friend and (former) coworker (and potential replacement for when h…

World's collide as an elderly, potentially drunk Michael Douglas and the Movie Blues head into the quantum realm for all manner of mayhem as we review ANT MAN & THE WASP 3: QUANTUMANIA, the lowest rated Marvel movie in MCU history. Are the critics wrong once again? Find out on this explosive episode of the podcast, covering our very first Marvel mo…

Looking for some sport-ball related content but your team isn't in the Superbowl today? Look no further than this special episode on MONEYBALL, marking the first true sports film on the podcast after 100 episodes. One Dan shows up with passion, vigor, research, and a winning attitude, while the other Dan scrambles to rally his defenses against an e…

The Movie Blues Podcast dives into one of Keanu Reeves' most celebrated films, the 2015 gem from genius auteur and all-around bad jew ELI ROTH. Join us as we discuss the ethical quandary that is FREE PIZZA, as Keanu Reeve's shows us one of his most vulnerable, rare, and epic performances ever caught on screen.…

The Movie Blues Podcast hits episode 100 with a fully stacked roster of guests, games, and another Kevin Smith effort. Featuring Trevor Ferhman (Elias) from Clerks 3, with special appearances by Snoop Dogg and Gwenyth Paltrow. So grab a Mooby burger with cheese and help usher in the 100th magnum opus from Dan & Dan.…

The Dan's tackle one of the greatest action adventure films of all time, 1999's THE MUMMY, for the 99th episode of the Movie Blues Podcast. With a special introduction by former President Barack Obama and a first time watch of the Mummy for Dan Enden, this episode is positively brimming with secrets to unravel, so grab your horses and meet us on th…

WAR. The podcast once again begins with accusations and the glove has officially been thrown down. A request is made to the new iteration of Space Bacon, all while Dan & Dan tackle 9/11 head-on (in mid December) with a review of the titular 2000's masterpiece, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. Yeah, we're drunk again, so what, wanna fight about it? Is anyone s…

Oops, we drank on a weeknight again. Dan and Dan kick off a nearly 2 hour episode with an accusation that will shift the hierarchy in the MBCEU forever, a masterpiece is absolutely shat on, and Dan Enden trains a computer to commit a hate-crime on the host of the show while reviewing Darren Aronofsky's seminal sci-fi classic, THE FOUNTAIN. Artwork …

In this, the 96th episode of The Movie Blues, D&D explore all realms of popular IP, from the new Game of Thrones prequel series "House of the Dragon" to it's lopsided and mentally challenged cousin, "The Rings of Power." The state of TV is questioned, STAR WARS is once again throwing up content for god knows who, and Dan Enden happily talks about h…

One Dan swiftly loses his marbles during the first movie trade-off of Season 6, the pee-break bit is duly upheld, and Moby should be arrested on war crimes for his contribution to Richard Kelly's pivotal disasterpiece SOUTHLAND TALES. This one has it all: Kevin Smith in old man makeup, a 3 hour runtime, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson with a hairline t…

Dan reveals his final pick for 31 Days of Horror with Adrian Tofei's found footage masterpiece, "Be My Cat: A Film for Anne" (2015). Boasting one of the most inspiring behind-the-scenes DIY stories in horror history, we are honored to sit down with the writer / director / star of BE MY CAT, Adrian Tofei, for an exclusive conversation about his art,…

Nothing screams MOVIE BLUES 9/11 SPECIAL like an episode being released a few days from October. The Dan's celebrate the holiday with a "Sunday Drinking Episode", wherein scotch is consumed as both Dan's shriek into the echo chamber while watching the Breitbart produced film about the Biden family, MY SON HUNTER, starring Gina Carano. What a senten…

Dan and Dan assemble their droogs, drink their milk, and relish in a bit of the old in-out, in-out as they watch Kubrick's masterpiece A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. Featuring a season six introduction from the star of Tank Girl, Entourage, and A Clockwork Orange, Malcolm McDowell.By Dan Enden

Dan and Dan reach the end of their journey through the dark annals of SEASON 5B by coming full circle with big Daddy Crones' new film CRIMES OF THE FUTURE. The Doritos Locos Taco saga comes to an end, one Dan tries to curry favor from the audience during a pee-break, and both Dan's map out and duel over where to take the podcast in Season Six. So s…

Dan squared go back down the 5B rabbit hole, this time spiraling into the fresh hell that is Gaspar Noe's CLIMAX, an A24 joint about a bunch of dancers who are unwillingly dosed with 139,458 milligrams of LSD. The Dan's trade smooth jazz war stories, confuse their own central metaphors, and descend into utter chaos among the depressing and oppressi…

(reupload) 5B Alert. Dan and Dan embark on the sickest, most sadistic, graphic, unholy, out-of-this-world messed up movie of all time, "SALO: 120 Days of Sodom." You know it's gonna be disgusting when Trickdude comes up again, and this episode should come with every trigger warning under the burning marinara colored sun. So come, join us, MANGIA if…

Two Dads enjoy the final splendors of Father's Day, the brand new bit "What's Dan Enden NOT Watching" premieres, Dave Mathews and Bane impressions galore, this is the content you need to celebrate this special day of dads.By movieblues

Two dad's sit down together before a Biscuits show to discuss life, art, and the delicate craft of keeping sweet on this week's mini episode of the podcast. Featuring Harrison Waxenberg of Horizon Wireless, enjoy this first of TWO special Father's Day episodes coming your way over the next 24 hours!By movieblues

The Double Dan's begin the soul-destroying journey of SEASON 5B, in which the goal is to plumb the greatest depths of darkness that cinema has to offer. The first course of this hellish meal is David Cronenberg's CRASH, a movie that definitely tested the limits of how much you could show Ultron penetrating a leg wound with his hog while still being…

Dan and Dan visit one of the most depraved and egregious films in recent memory, the critically reviled film from popstar SIA and the star of Book of Henry, 2021's "MUSIC." Join us as we plunge the depths of appropriateness and inclusion as we offend ourselves, our audiences, and our significant others once again on this weeks episode of The Movie …

Dan and Dan explore the filmography of Roland Emmerich, the master of divorce-aster, with his new film MOONFALL. Shocking reactions are had, german impressions are ground into the dirt, and Bane talks about the snow in the sewer where he was born.By movieblues

The Dan's deconstruct and decry the slAp hEaRd rOuNd the wOrLd while simultaneously poisoning themselves with 2008's HANCOCK, a movie so outrageously ironic that it needs to be (heard) to be believed. Although apparently, all of you have already seen Hancock...so that's even more of a reason to listen to this episode. You don't wanna see my hand wh…

Let's keep it simple. This is the episode where we watch a movie about a guy who f***s his mom. "In this world gone mad, we won't spank da monkey, da monkey will spank us."By movieblues

This is the one where Dan Lyons suffers a “creative episode” and morphs into Meme Joker in order to destroy a 20 thousand person LOST facebook fan group…just to watch it burn. The following episode of the podcast is a real life accounting of an internet saga where Dan and Dan confront a massive boomer fangroup with it’s own ugly, sexist, and ultima…

The Dan's pull off the most elaborate cold open in podcast history, a famous horror series known for it's attempts at deconstruction is deconstructed, and the host of Rachel's Review Corner joins the gang as we review 2022's SCREAM 5.By movieblues

This week on the Movie Blues Podcast is the longest single episode of the entire podcast, yet still not nearly as long 2022’s THE BATMAN. Featuring guest co-host Josh Boyer, this is a double sized episode where we dedicate the first half to rating all the Batman films in history, followed by a SPOILER FULL review of THE BATMAN starting at the 1 hou…

Join us in a song as we break down the astoundingly wrongheaded anxiety / su1cide musical DEAR EVAN HANSEN, in an episode our editor proclaims is "the funniest of the season" and Dan Enden proclaims is "I don't remember even recording this, I had Coronavirus and didn't even know it yet". So grab some earphones, climb a really tall tree, and enjoy o…

On this week's episode, one Dan goes out on a limb by producing a morally repugnant teleplay about Kylo Ren, we cover the first Ridley Scott film of the podcast, and another major disagreement about a movie is had as one Dan duels another Dan for critical supremacy. Also featuring Rental Zone reviews from James Bonnell, Josh Boyer, Andrei, James Ga…

Trouble in paradise! In this week's 2 hour long episode, one Dan gets offended as a Jew for the very first time, arguments brew over the format of the show, the first "f%ck you" of the season is said, and so much more in this, the first major upset of the season. Also includes Rental Zone reviews from Greg Larry, Kaeli Kluge, Adam Weller, Andrei, a…

This week on TMBP we try a cold open where we just say nice things to each other, one Dan has a videogame meltdown, and both Dan's are put to the test by having to potentially admit that M. Night didn't completely f&*k something up.By movieblues

We're back, baby. On the SEASON 5 premiere of The Movie Blues Podcast we are covering the long anticipated, much maligned MATRIX 4. One Dan is confronted about his lies surrounding Speed Racer, another Dan makes a slew of terrible analogies, New Years Resolutions are shattered, and both Dan's regret the new RENTAL METER Segment almost instantly. Fe…

Dan, Dan, Catt, and Rachel sit down to watch their first and final episode of LOST together, "THE END." First time reactions are given, scores are laid out, and a checklist of mysteries is finally put to bed. Thanks to everyone who joined us on this wild journey through one of the most memorable and special television shows of all time.…

The Lost Bois hit their stride in the finest episode of the miniseries yet, featuring an hour and a half rollercoaster through the highs and lows of LOST seasons 2-4. Breakdowns, predictions, and shocking twists are abound as Lost Boi #1 and #2 prepare for the final endgame of 2004's seminal hit show, LOST. Stay tuned in a couple weeks for the fina…