Every 26 months, three men (feat. Patrick Fitzsimmons) assemble to talk a little about the FX tv show Legion and a lot about movies generally. This time they also watched Dolittle (2020). Why? It’s a secret that’s been lost to the sands of time. Just like the location of the Island of the Eden Tree which has magical healing fruit (which could save …

Too much cursing for my taste. Can we get a Nicepool movie instead?By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

They stab Xavier. Xavier: X2, Brute? Magneto: Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets. I should probably let Cade write the descriptions. We talk about X2 in this one with a special guest.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Cade and Jordan head back into the Marvel vault to visit Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. New heroes, new powers, but old special effects (which are kinda good?). Enroll with us as we prepare for Deadpool and his spikey-metal-clawed friend.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it Doesn't

The stars are out! The most prestigious award show on the planet returns to your eardrums. Tape the big game, you’ve got listening to do. Buckle in, brace yourself, the show starts now! Wow! Ok.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it Doesn't

This show was an interesting choice from the folks over at the Walter Disney Corporation but it exceeded our expectations. Wait that can’t be right, its a Hawkeye spin off with Marvel Netflix cameos. Let me check my notes. Huh, no that’s the case they’re making.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The holidays wouldn’t be the holidays without the classic traditions that we all know and love. There’s a little bit of marvel stuff in there too.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

It’s that time of year again. Grab a mug of hot chocolate, curl up next to a roaring fire, and nitpick superhero blockbusters from a decade ago.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Marvel is taking all this multiverse timeline hopping seriously. The Marvels was made a universe where the MCU is a disorganized mess and Loki was made in a universe where everything is planned years in advance. I wonder which universe the next film will be from…By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

I hope you did your homework. If you didn't watch Ms. Marvel, Wandavision, Secret Invasion, Captain Marvel, and Hawkeye you're missing out. Or are you?By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

We discuss Five Nights at Freddy’s, Killer's of the Flower Moon (but mostly just its duration), the upcoming Beatles track “Now and Then,” and, oh yeah, Loki season 2.By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

What if the people making a show actually cared about the project? What if they had a plan for what would happen? What if they actually followed that plan and told a cohesive story? In Loki, we might have stumbled into a timeline where that happens on Disney+!By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

In this very special episode we come to you live from Cade's birthday brewery crawl. At each stop we recorded a 5 minute segment with surprise guest discussing a different surprise Marvel movie. Embrace the chaos.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

We used to have a Marvel podcast that was secretly a Beatles podcast but now its a Marvel podcast that is secretly a Matchbox Twenty podcast. How’s that for shapeshifting?By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

We’ve got a couple of mysteries on our hands today. From Marvel to the Titanic, Cade and Jordan are on the case. (The remnants of the sub were confirmed to be found while we were recording. Damn we’re good.)By Marvel Sucks v. No it Doesn't

The gang’s all here, what more do you want? If you said adorable, tortured animals you’re in luck!By Marvel Sucks vs. No it Doesn't

Who would win in a shrinking contest: Ant-man shrinking himself or Quantumania shrinking consumer interest in the MCU?By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

A handful of truly great performers have received an EGOT but who will be the first to win a DEGOT?By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

I think there’s a man on my roof and I sure hope its Santa Claus. On this episode we discuss Avatar: Blue People Bluer Water, Goofy Aliens on Earth, and rank the tracks of The Beatles’ White Album. Happy Holidays!By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Join us all ye movie sorters (fa la la la la, la la la la)/ Tis the season to make order (fa la la la la, la la la la)/Ranking all the MCU films (MA MA MA MA MA, MA MA VEL SUCKS)By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Black Panther is back (panther). Cade and Jordan discuss Marvel Snap, the Quantumania trailer, and the newest MCU flick. What more could you want?By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

Sorry if we sound out of breath, we raced to get you this episode as fast as humanly possible.By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

This episode was recorded on September 24th. That’s why this is the show you come to for breaking news.By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

If you’ve been looking for a deep dive of phase five while you drive, you’ve arrived. The two leading Marvelxperts are here to deliver all the juicy MCU deets.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Mr. Marv Elssux reviews Ms. Marv El with Mr. Noah Duzent.By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

Will Thor 4 be adored, abhorred, or endured?By Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

February 2018 - Cade, Patrick, and Jordan watch the first 20 minutes of the first episode of Legion (2017), April 2020 - after 26 months they watched the middle 20 minutes, and June 2022 - after an additional 26 months the first episode has been finished. The three will meet up again on August 2024 to discuss the first 20 minutes of the first episo…

There’s more discussion of Top Gun: Maverick in this episode than Moon Knight but that’s probably for the best.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Doctor Strange 2? More like Doctor too Strange. Marvel is getting wacky with this zany flick.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The atmosphere is electric tonight at the Duzzies. The stars are shining and the reviews are glowing. Who’s gonna take home the ultimate prize? Find out now!By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

5 years after starting we’ve reached our 100th episode. Here’s 100 interviews (a joint effort by Cade and I) about the MCU.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

If you were to use one word to describe this podcast, I think that word would have to be “timely.” Anyway, here’s our final review of a show set and released during the Christmas season. Merry Holidays!By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Is this Spider-man 3 better than Toby’s Spider-man 3? We’ll let you be the judge. Or actually, I guess, we will be the judge because podcasts aren’t an interactive medium. You can be the jury.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Its the year without a Santa Claus. Or maybe the year without a Grinch. The point is Marv “Jordan Peeples” Elssux isn’t on this one but there is a returning guest. I’ll leave you in suspense.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Hawkeye changed history. Without Hawkeye the headlines in 2012 would never have said “Six Avengers Save New York,” they would have said “Five Avengers Save New York.”By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

In honor of Marvel’s commitment to keeping the MCU going until time ends, they called this entry Eternals.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

We-we-we’re ba-ba-back for a re-re-rank. Sorry, it’s freezing in this description box. Anyway, we also talk about Venom 2 and What if.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Shang-chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings joins the ring-based media pantheon with other greats like Tolkien’s illustrious Lord of the Rings series and Sega’s legendary pointy speed rascal, Sonic the Hedgehog.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

What if Jordan and Cade did an episode without tangents? There is no timeline, across any multiverse, in which we stay on subject. Discussed today: Cade’s Birthday, The Suicide Squad, Pig, Green Knight, What if…, No Sudden Moves.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

This one is our magnum opus. You woulda thought it’d be our Endgame episode or something but, no, our third Loki episode is the greatest episode in the show’s storied history. Enjoy or whatever. Don’t let me tell you what to think.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Marvel has been successful doing TV shows but now they’ve trying a movie. Good luck!By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

In the end, the only person Loki could fall for is a Loki variant. Featuring special guest, communication expert Elle Johnson (co-host of the podcast Talk Talk: A Podcast About Communication though that didn’t get brought up on the episode).By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Loki meets the time bureaucrats who are angry because he did a time crime during the Avenger’s time heist to get magic rocks.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Forget that old new Captain American, this new new Captain America is the best new Captain America of all time!By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The new Captain America is turning out to be quite a hero!By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The Captain America crew is back (except one guy (Captain America (a.k.a. Steve Rodgers))). Will Falcon get a loan in time to save the family business? Will the Winter Soldier go on a second date? I guess we’ll have to wait until next week.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Yes, no, maybe, I don’t know. Can you repeat the question? Last show for Wandavision. Life is unfair.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

When watching Wandavision I feel like I’ve been dealt a full house. Its such an interesting take on family matters. Wanda and Vision are married with children in episode 5 and even as superheroes they have to deal with the facts of life (which has led to some growing pains). Alf?By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

After 40 years in the Marvel desert, Cade finally gets to glimpse the Wandavision promised land. Also, Jordan is pretty excited.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Cade, Jordan, and special guest, Alex, discuss Iron Man 3 and talk about Christmas favorites.By Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't