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Nightingale | Take Me Out To The Holosuite | Descent Pt. 2 After a detailed look at the Annari-Kraylor conflict, we recap the Gabriel Bell Memorial Cup final between the Logicians and the Niners, and finally discuss the rumors of human rights abuses and the use of WMDs by the crew of the USS Enterprise. Brother Date! All the news that's fit to deli…
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Repression | Rightful Heir | Tears of the Prophets It's the high holidays, everybody. Pagh tem far Btanay, Peldor joi, and Torva luk do shell to everybody who is embracing the primordial darkness, filled with gratitude, or eternally waiting for Kahless the lil' Bowling Ball. Brother Date! Preach and amen!…
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Suspicions | The Sound of Her Voice | Drive This week, we finally learn what the Star Trek writers think of scientists after these cagey bastards have kept it all a secret for so long. Also, is therapy actually bad for you? And finally, some dating advice if your boyfriend sucks but everybody just puts up with it. Brother Date! Turn us up 97GHz and…
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Time's Orphan | Imperfections | Frame of Mind I bet the Relva VII School for the Recently Portaled is pretty nice. Maybe not as nice as the Little Weapons of the Cosmos club that the Borg babies get to join this week, but probably nicer than the Therapy Center for Starfleet Fantasy and Stabbing Urges that Riker visited. Brother Date! Join now and g…
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Unimatrix Zero Pt. 2 | The Chase | Profit and Lace Somebody do a chest x-ray on B'Elanna Torres and see what she's got in there because I hear barking! Judah tells us his favorite Fromis_9 song. Some sad drunk tells Quark, "I want to kiss you." Brother Date! In the future people will give us too much credit for things we absolutely never intended t…
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Lessons | Unimatrix Zero Pt. 1 | Valiant This week, Picard finally realizes he has some emotional stuff to deal wi--DID YOU SEE HIS HANDS!? Did you see his preposterous hands at that weird angle when he was playing the flute? LOL! Oh man... that was incredible. Also, Chako spoils the whole summer and Nog has so many powerful delusions. That's Star …
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(redacted) | Life Line | Birthright Pt. 2 | His Way This week on Brother Date... We deleted another regular segment from the show for good! Home stretch, people. So don't bother writing in to tell us whether Troi deserved that ice cream. Yet another character "becomes" this week, and we're finally introduced to Felix! Let's get together, yeah yeah …
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Mailbag | Fury | Birthright Pt 1 | In The Pale Moonlight I don't think the web has really caught on yet, but there are some good streaming comedies on Netflix these days. We give our official podcast recommendation in the Mailbag. On TrekTalk, we ask some questions. Why's she so mad, though? What's the deal with Shrek? Why won't my lasagna souffle …
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Mailbag | Muse | Inquisition | Tapestry You're hearing it more and more on the street. What do we shout when we pop open a crisp, cold Dos Equis Ambar Especial? Also, do you believe in the power of an actor's performance, or a playwright's quill? Is Worf embarrassed about ordering breakfast off the kid's menu? Can Corey remember that he and Johnny …
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Mailbag | Face of the Enemy | Live Fast and Prosper | Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night In the mailbag we answer pressing questions like "What was Happy Gilmore's name?" Then, we do a solid 60 minutes about dinner parties, talk about some of the least fundamental Voyager episodes, and...(sigh)... have a serious discussion about comfort women. Thank…
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Mailbag | Aquiel | Change of Heart | Good Shepherd Guys... guys I'm so sorry. This is aurally the worst Brother Date episode yet. There's so much grimy coughing in here. I thought... I thought I was hiding them. I was NOT hiding them. Oh man... oh man I'm so embarrassed. Just... you can skip this one, ok? It's just Star Trek. You don't need to hear…
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Mailbag | Child's Play | Honor Among Thieves | Ship In a Bottle In the mailbag, we go in-depth on our various social anxieties. Then we zip over to Brunali... Prime?... to learn all about weird family guilt. We make a quick stop at the old alien bar to learn that it's really all about family, and we finish up with some unexamined fear of crimes and…
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Mailbag | Ashes to Ashes | One Little Ship | Chain of Command II What if instead of hating me, you imagined a world in which you really loved me? When is a good time to tell somebody you've always had the horny hots for them? What if Honey I Shrunk The Kids happened in outer space? What is the protocol for making small talk with somebody whose head…
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Mailbag | Far Beyond the Stars | Spirit Folk | Chain of Command Pt. 1 Are our graphics chips liquid cooled? We dive deep in the Mailbag. Then, should Deep Space Nine really just be about 1950s New York City? Like... just for maximum art value? What is the plural form of doofus? Why are people so down on my boy, Ed Jellin'? Finally, please write in …
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Mailbag | The Quality of Life | Collective | Who Mourns for Morn? After a brief hiatus, we discuss Bethesda's Starfield. If we like it so much why do we have so many complaints? Then we dive into heavy theorizing about Captain Picard's role in Starfleet, wonder yet again what a better show than Voyager would do, and ask Ryan to rate our new hot tub…
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Mailbag | A Fistful of Datas | Tsunkatse | Waltz In the mailbag, we discuss how much fraud we're willing to commit for a laugh. Then, how do you become a doomsday prepper on the USS Enterprise? Does anybody on the USS Voyager want to go home? And will Marc Alaimo accept our gracious invitation and appear on next week's show? Find out... I guess nex…
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Mailbag | True Q | Statistical Probabilities | Virtuoso This week's mailbag features a Sports Roundup. Then we get into all the good stuff. Who's that guy Amanda Rogers blasted into the priceless ceramics? Can these individual DS9 guest actors please be credited under one theater troupe name for simplicity? Why can't we just give the Kimtones a cha…
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Mailbag | Resurrection | Blink Of An Eye | Schisms The mailbag is saved! The people rejoice! How do I get apps on my computer? Kira's got new moves, Voyager finds a weird planet, and the USS Enterprise nearly runs out of warp energy! Brother Date! Everybody drink your coma juice!By Judah and Matthew Nielsen
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Mailbag | Pathfinder | Sacrifice of Angels | Man of the People In this week's mailbag we try to get to the bottom of the internet. What is EVEN good about it? Two TNG episodes this week since the Voyager writers took the week off. Sisko was a bit preoccupied in this week's DS9, which is hella relatable. Finally, Ves Alkar joins us to talk about how…
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Mailbag | Realm of Fear | The Voyager Conspiracy | Favor The Bold The Mailbag is full of BBQ sauce and faux-bacon this week. All of our questions about the technology of Star Trek are finally answered in this week's TNG. Voyager's leadership is doing just fine, thank you, no questions please. And if there's one thing we can all agree upon, it's tha…
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Mailbag | One Small Step | Behind the Lines | Time's Arrow II What are the good social media platforms and how do you use them? Is it even possible for Seven to take her shoes off without removing her entire jumpsuit? Is it Randy's job to pick up all of those spent power cells rolling all over the damn place? Is it Rodney's? Are there historical so…
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Mailbag | Time's Arrow | Dragon's Teeth | Sons and Daughters Which special skill has kept one of our hosts unemployed? We dive deep in "Spotlight on Tech" to find out how Data stacks up against an iPad. How do the writers of Star Trek Voyager feel about this week's news about President Biden's plans to send more troops to the border with Mexico? Wh…
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Mailbag | Riddles | The Inner Light | Rocks and Shoals What is J's greatest fear, sports edition? How would Voyager have earned a perfect ten this week? Would you go to an event honoring a dead civilization if it promised a free concert and cocktails? Which song could have stopped this terrible space war before it started? The answers... were insid…
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Mailbag | Alice | The Next Phase | A Time to Stand This week on Brother Date... The guy who plays Moriarty on TNG should be some kind of skellington by now, but is he? Who's got the ugliest uniform in Star Trek history? How will our audition for Lower Decks go? Which later-Han Dynasty general should be running Deep Space Nine and whyyyyyyyy? So bas…
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After we dive into the old mail bag, we discuss the episodes "Imaginary Friend (TNG)," "In the Cards (DS9)," and "Barge of the Dead (VOY)." Plenty of casting notes from TNG, a DS9 episode we really should have hated, and a criminally unclear plot in VOY. Brother Date! Stay out of our notes!By Judah and Matthew Nielsen
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This week J&M talk about VOY - Survival Instinct, TNG - The Perfect Mate, and DS9 - Empok Nor. How many ways does Janeway blow it this week? Have YOU had the chance to see the dolphins yet? What's that song the chief has been humming lately and why is it so catchy? Brother Date! IS! JERICHOOOOOOOOOOO!…
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After a quick Sea of Thieves mailbag, we discuss Benjamin Sisko's deep strategizing post-Eddington, we find out how the Voyager writers spent the summer leading up to season six, and check in on Randy in IT. He had another great day on the Federation's flagship. Brother Date, a conversation stopper if I ever heard one.…
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Back from a long hiatus! J&M clearly missed the project dearly because the tangents are frequent and wild and M makes himself laugh so hard he cries. On this week's Voyager, nicknames are a-flying. On this week's Deep Space Nine, there can only be one Odo. On this week's TNG, Wesley finally tells the truth about Nick Lacarno's heinous crime. Brothe…
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This week on Brother Date... One crewman has managed to accrue crippling debt on the USS Voyager. Who is it? Two Klingons covered themselves in foul disgrace on the IKS Rotarran. Who are they? Three is today's winning number on the USS Enterprise. What does it signify? See you next year!By Judah and Matthew Nielsen
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On this week's special Thanksgiving episode of Brother Date... Somebody is very rude and ruins the intro. We take a deep, deeeeeeeep dive into the world of Thanksgiving menus. Twitter is still all around us so we cave and do a mailbag. Finally, these two brothers are bringing back the college sports franchise you've all been eagerly awaiting. This …
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Who was the Siberian-Techno act that made South Korea go crazy and see black cats everywhere in the mid-90s? Why has LONE SKUM made it his duty to ruin a dear listener's entire year? What's the scoop on how to get a lightly-used truck? Have you ever witnessed any criminal crimes at your place of employ? Write in and let us know! Brother Date! We're…
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It's the big 2-5-0! Join us for a celebration of unrivaled achievement in the field of artistic criticism. Voyager has really been crushing the stunt casting lately. Who is the guest of honor this week? What's cousin Gaila's whole... deal? O'Brien gets the chance to say all the things he's desperately wanted to. Will Keiko be open to this new hones…
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Can J master the art and science of therapy on his first try? Which ninja video game was most available at Blockbuster Video in the early 90s? Who owns what, just generally speaking? Has anybody at home started watching NewsRadio to keep up? Find out on this week's Brother Date, available on all pod catchers!…
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Judah has grown peculiar. Is it age? Is it the 'rona? Did his beard fall out? This week's therapy sesh takes aim at these issues and more. It's moonshine season in the mailbag. Were the folks at Turbo Grafx 16 marketing geniuses? We play a round of Video Games Power Hour. What was J-school like when Matt was in college? Quiz Time for Ryan returns! …
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On this week's Brother Date... Who has less charisma, Kurros or Geralt? What did Thomas Jefferson really think about matter-energy transportation? If you admit you've done something illegal in front of a design engineer, are you legally absolved of said illegal activity? 'Rona 'Rona, J's got 'Rona. Tell her she's smart and maybe she'll bone ya.…
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What can you even do with a broken toe? We we dip our toes into the welcoming NIL waters. South Carolina and New Mexico go toe-to-toe in man's most important contest. Finally, we fail to toe the line and introduce a game nobody at home can really play along with. Brother Date! Who's into feet?By Judah and Matthew Nielsen
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