Take the kid out of the theater and take a big breath of cheese powder, cause this week we’re watching Season 3 Episode 20: Colonel Homer! Join Kailyn & Robert as they discuss the music from the episode, the awkwardness of riding in a car when your parents are fighting, and the lucrative nature of Matt Groening. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki …

Hang up your picture of Reagan and flush the beads down the toilet, cause this week we’ere watching Tracey Ullman Short #40: Shoplifting! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too…

Roll out the beef chub and grab your shit tickets because this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 19: Dog of Death! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they try out a new format for the show, talk about Kaitlyn’s poor pregnancy feet, and that time Robert impressed their friends with a bunch of Magnum condoms. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remem…

Wipe off your lip streaks and slather on some Country Crock, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #39: Home Hypnotism! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You…

Fill out your Scantron and refresh your Common Law knowledge, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 18: Separate Vocations! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they reminisce about standardized tests of yore, the necessity of a security water bottle, and the timeless joys of taking a picture of your own butt. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki her…

Strap on your facemask and chug your last Jogging in a Jug, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 17: Homer At The Bat! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the oversaturation of the cookie delivery market, Robert’s perilous time as a baseball umpire, and why neither Robert nor Kaitlyn will ever join an adult sports league. You can chec…

Adjust your lazy eye patch and bet on the last chicken you have in the race, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 16: Bart The Lover! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the perils of selling Boy Scout popcorn, the wild finish of the World Cup, and Robert’s youthful yoyo addiction. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to…

Stuff your face full of popcorn and stay up way past your bedtime, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #38: Scary Movie! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! …

Wrap up your dick sock and blow through your best polka dot underwear, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 15: Homer Alone! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the experience of the “last straw,” Robert’s two best beanie babies, and exactly what is going on with the huge tits at Rancho Relaxo. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here…

Take a look at the exposed subfloor and pick up the feathers, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #37: Bart’s Little Fantasy! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, …

Put those Taylor Swift tickets up for auction and relish in the only win your fantasy team has this year, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 14: Lisa The Greek! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the prevalence of modern sports betting, Kaitlyn’s childhood obsession with I Love Lucy, and the one historic concert Robert wishes he co…

Grab yourself a PayDay and bloop yourself onto the couch, cause this week we’re watching Ullman Short #36: Bart The Hero! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach …

Take a bite out of your foam football and pay Elon his $8, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 13: Radio Bart! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they discuss Chuck E. Cheese birthday parties, the 1938 War of the Worlds incident, and that time Kaitlyn was really jealous of her neighbors’ lawnmower. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Rem…

Take a seat in the studio audience and put your good jokes in the right pocket, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #35: The Krusty The Clown Show! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free…

Finish your DuoLingo and break out your best announcer voice, cause this week we’re having our Season 3 Mid-Season Review! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss and rate the first half of the season, Robert’s biker-in-training t-shirt, and which of Robert’s siblings is the actual favorite. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follo…

Set your alarms for 2:00 AM and get ready to pay Santa Clause, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #34: Simpsons Christmas! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, to…

Prepare for the Feast of the Holy Circumcision and get a good look at Daniel Radcliffe’s wiener, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 12: I Married Marge! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about their Halloween Costumes, the mysterious beverage Champale, and the day that Robert proposed to Kaitlyn. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki h…

Find your motivation and check your sundial, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #33: Punching Bag! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at e…

Say good morning to your Ukranian neighbor and try to straighten out your wrinkly dollar, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 11: Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk! Join Kaitlyn and Robert as they discuss the benefits of plastic surgery, that time Robert could have ridden in a monster truck, and something Ronald Reagan definitely didn’t do…

Navigate the labyrinth and turn on your favorite violent cartoons, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #32: The Bart Simpson Show! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an em…

Pour out all your Pepsi products and pour a bowl of Coca Shingles, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 10: Flaming Moe’s! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss Kaitlyn’s childhood sleepovers, the multiple rules to calling Jinx, and why Robert is no longer welcomed at Five Guys. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to foll…

Close the kitchen door and practice your sleight of hand, because this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #31: Shell Game! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can …

Throw out all your Proctor & Gamble products and take a bite out of your baseboard, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 9: Saturdays of Thunder! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about Robert’s collection of 4th place medals, meet their latest internet hater, and how Robert’s Sunday school teacher thought he would end up in prison. Yo…

Brush up on your material culture and get ready for the group hug, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #30: Shut Up, Simpsons! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email,…

Bust out your favorite historic instrument and take a stab at a B Flat scale, because this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 8: Lisa’s Pony! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the perils of a tough audience, Robert’s cool middle school clique, and why a teapot is worthless if it can’t make tea. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remem…

Call up your all-male cast and share the peanuts with the primates, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short 29: Zoo Story! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! Yo…

Kick the training dummy in the crotch and suck on your gravy strings, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 7: Treehouse of Horror II! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they talk about seeing Hannibal in the movie theater, the time Robert saw someone wreck their kidneys, and why you should participate in the Teal Pumpkin Project. You can check …

Snap a picture of the Mona Lisa and breeze through the rest of The Louvre, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #28: The Art Museum! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an e…

Put the wine bottle on your hat and adjust the royal codpiece, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 6: Like Father Like Clown! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they talk about the best deli in Philadelphia, how long one should wait to see a deceased monarch, and the best part of visiting the crown jewels. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki h…

Open the cookie jar and start counting pennies, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #27: The Money Jar! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us …

Jump on the see-saw and adjust your billion dollar toupee, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 5: Homer Defined! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss their favorite way to give greeting cards, Kaitlyn’s obsession with her Fantasy Football Team, and why you should never play Monopoly with Robert. You can check out the Simpsons Wiki her…

Breathe in deep and grab a can of cream of broccoli soup, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #26: Bart’s Hiccups! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You ca…

Spring out of bed and pour yourself a big bowl of Jackie-O’s, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 4: Bart The Murderer! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the weird rituals of actors, why buying a car totally sucks, and how for 1/3 or the year Robert’s mood is determined by teenagers on television. You can check out the Simpsons Wik…

Put on your best sweater and crack open a Foster’s, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #25: Family Portrait! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can rea…

Grab your favorite pinking shears and count the chambers in your colon, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 3: When Flanders Failed! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they discuss that time Pee Wee Herman made Little Robert write a letter, why men agree to smell stinky things, and celebrate 3,000 all-time downloads! You can check out the Simp…

Put on your lucky red swim trunks and remember you dive card, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #24: The Aquarium! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You …

Count your advertising dollars and buy a whole bunch of bananas, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 2: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they talk about the timelessness of junk mail, Thomas Jefferson’s actual list of accomplishments, and how Tik Tok parallels the world of professional directing. You can check ou…

Finish your chores and head to the family car, because this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #23: Closeted! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at e…

Re-read the Second Amendment and call your favorite sexy 900 number, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 1: Stark Raving Dad! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they discuss what their pets’ voices sound like, what you do with art when it’s made by lousy people, and that one time when all the answers actually were “C.” Be sure to check out Kai…

Gather your crystals and fashion new clothes from fig leaves, because this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #22: The Pagans! You can also check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too!…

Loosen up those sinuses and accept your male-pattern baldness, because this week we’re finally getting to our review of Season 2! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about their favorite Season 2 jokes, moments, and episodes! You can also check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, …

Slather on some sunscreen and lace up your roller skates, cause this week we’re watching Trace Ullman Short #21: Skateboarding! You can also check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You…

Thread your needles and check your blood types, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 22: Blood Feud! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about Kaitlyn’s adventures in the Tour de France, the wretched heat of New York City, and the second opportunity we’ve had this season to see Mr. Burns naked. Be sure to check out Kaitlyn's new sticker …

Crack open your Shenandoah Shandy and make yourself a worm & bologna sandwich, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #20: Gone Fishin! Be sure to check out Kaitlyn's new sticker in her Etsy Store! You can also check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be…

Fill up your circus mugs and rev up your tiny car engines, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 21: Three Men And A Comic Book! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they dive into the Bart/Lisa dynamic, the episode’s use of pathetic fallacy, and The Simpsons’ connection to the Wet Bandits. Be sure to check out Kaitlyn's sticker in her Etsy Store! Y…

Prime your snuff packets and get control of your rickets, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #19: Grandpa And The Kids! Be sure to check out Kaitlyn's new sticker in her Etsy Store! You can also check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to joi…

Tie up your fish hooks and crack open your study Bible, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 20: The War Of The Simpsons! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they meet our buddy Jailbird/Snake, discuss the epic game of Safety & Doorknob, and chat about Satan’s Boners & other silly religious tracts. Be sure to check out Kaitlyn's new sticker in her…

Steel your nerves and turn off the lights, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #18: Scary Stories! Be sure to check out Kaitlyn's new sticker in her Etsy Store! You can also check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook gro…

Fold up some paper footballs and get your campaign signs ready, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 19: Lisa’s Substitute! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they talk about their very first Escalator To Nowhere hate mail, the hotness level of Mrs. Krabappel, and one of the most iconic Simpsons moments of all time. Be sure to check out Kaitlyn's…

Break out the chocolate chips and make room in your belly, because in this week’s bonus episode we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #17: The Perfect Crime! Be sure to check out Kaitlyn's new sticker in her Etsy Store! You can also check out the Simpsons Wiki here. Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instag…