text us if... "I can't take you back. The Island isn't done with you yet." - Charles Widmore In this episode: How to not clean a printer, to press or not to press the button, & failed rockstar babysitters In other news, text us lol Original episode air date 04/06/2010 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD f…

text us if... "I'm sorry. Some people just aren't meant to be together." - Martin Keamy In this episode: 'Stefon' impression, "squish" sounds, and gaslighting In other news, all Lisa's SNL impressions go right over Agnes' head. Original episode air date 03/30/2010 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 1…

text us if... This episode: This month we have the honor of not just chatting with a super fan, but she is an award winning author too! Please join us as we get to know Melissa and she speaks about being an author, her love of LOST, and much more! you can find Melissa at: https://www.melissaalgood.com/ IG @melalgoodauthor TikTok @stylistmelalgood S…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... This episode: Quadruple negatives, food safety, and being fooled Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=682706 to start your…

text us if... "Then I don't want to die... I want to live forever." - Richard Alpert In this episode: people who don't follow their oaths & TV as an educational tool In other news, this episode has been brought to you by greed. Original episode air date 03/23/2010 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 1…

text us if... "I know there's a man over there on that island that ain't gonna let us get on that plane without a fight. Came over on a sub. Name's Widmore." - James 'Sawyer' Ford In this episode: sage advice from a dead guy, plane v sub, & sparkling in the pants In other news, stay out of my drawers Original episode air date 03/16/2010 Support the…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... This episode: the couples as ice cream, & Lisa is already drunk and has a weird fake accent Also, Agnes was banging on her table a lot. We think she was... passionate Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.co…

text us if... "I watched my daughter Alex die in front of me. And it was my fault. I had a chance to save her. But I chose the island over her. All in the name of Jacob. I sacrificed everything for him. And he didn't even care. Yeah I stabbed him, I was... so angry... confused... I was terrified that I was about to lose the only thing that had ever…

text us if... "I would tell you that the only thing I ever wanted, died in my arms, and I'll never see it again." - Sayid Jarrah In this episode: face to face shade, how to prove you're a good person, & ninja moves In other news, we argue over a fight scene Original episode air date 03/02/2010 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisc…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... This episode: Messica, Michael Scott bachelor parties, & will he or won't he? In other news, this episode has been one giant blueprint for Lisa's dream home Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sas…

text us if... This episode we chat with podcast host and comic, Keb Pound. Listen in as we talk about everything we are not supposed to talk about such as politics, religion, and even teeth. Yes, we said teeth. All the ways to find Keb: Twitter @keblives @stupidminute Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/kDESTderGnwYffRq/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagr…

text us if... "Is leaving an option?" - Jack Shephard In this episode: missed opportunities and mixing up shows In other news, this episode was pretty straightforward according to Agnes Original episode air date 02/23/2010 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD…

text us if... "Jacob had a thing for numbers" - John Locke In this episode: limitations, Losties 1.5, & whiskey with a dead guy In other news, Agnes thinks Jacob is a goodish guy Original episode air date 02/16/2010 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... This episode: mixed metaphors, Lisa needs a vacation, & and Agnes' surgery caused her to watch what?? Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.…

text us if... "So why do you people want us to stay at the temple?" - Kate Austen In this episode: Island psycho fashion, baby to cab ride conversion, and dumb questions In other news, it was hot surgery summer & where are you listening from? Original episode air date 02/09/2010 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Us…

text us if... "You should have let that happen, man. I was supposed to die." - Charlie Pace In this episode: new flashes, alive dead people, & LAX In other news, Listen in for how to get some new merch! Original episode air date 02/02/2010 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: Agnes' predictions, one-footed soap boxes, & endearing raps. Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=682706 …

text us if... Welcome to our first "potluck" episode where everyone brings the dish! In this episode: Literal happy endings, parents on dates, and an ex-con! Thank you to our Special guests, Amy & Zandria for joining us. Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD f…

text us if... if you can guess next season's show or if you have a wine preference In this episode: Steven King references, comparisons, and Lisa stays f*cking with Agnes In other news... Agnes is concerned for Lisa's mental health we also tease the next season's show, a new SNS show, and wine unboxing! Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http:/…

text us if... In this episode: What to do in a zombie apocalypse kinda, Setting goals and achieving them, & Showing up for YOU #youarewhereyouneedtobe Get in touch with Sandra https://90daywins.com/about Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https:…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: new apartments, an odd drinking buddy, and an awkward conversation Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=6…

text us if... "They're... coming..." - Jacob In this episode: Lisa butchers Latin, dad jokes, and the angel protection program In other news... season 5 is done and we need your help showing our favorite fan some love! Original episode air date 5/13/2009 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off htt…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... Shaking up our drinks Lisa is off the rails Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=682706 to start your own pod https://www.…

text us if... "It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress." - Jacob In this episode: what's in the box, silly games, and anticipation! In other news, can you believe we are almost done with season 5?!?! Original episode air date 05/13/2009 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for…

text us if... {TW - domestic violence} This month, we chat with Michelle Jewsbury, who is not just passionate about supporting survivors of pain and trauma - she is also deeply committed to helping entrepreneurs harness the power of their personal stories for business success. As the founder and CEO of Unsilenced Voices, she has made it her mission…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: "finishing him", the dumbest argument, & predictable drama! Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=682706 t…

text us if... "If we can do what Faraday said... our plane never crashes... Flight 815 lands in Los Angeles. And everyone we lost since we got here... they'd all be alive." - Jack Shephard In this episode: As we approach the end of season 5, theres really not much to say about this episode except that it is honesty just a clusterf*ck of hints and c…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: Pill roulette, Quadratic love equations, & Recording upside down and other technical difficulties Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://ww…

text us if... "You knew all along - you knew this would happen. And you sent me here anyway..." - Daniel Faraday In this episode: his mother is an other, power plays, & how can something be creepy and sweet at the same time??? In other news, can you believe we are almost done with season 5?!?! Original episode air date 04/29/2009 Support the show C…

text us if... This month we shine our Spotlight on Tanya Smith Video Marketing Strategist & Coach Get Noticed with Video LLC Website https://getnoticedwithvideo.com Media Channels https://www.streamlikeaboss.tv Email tanya@getnoticedwithvideo.com Castmagic: https://tanyasmith.link/castmagic From AI to fluffy chickens, we had an amazing time with Ta…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: Agnes approves, Love squares, & Dumb questions Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=682706 to start your …

text us if... "If you needed your son to know that you loved him, you should've told him when he was still alive." - Miles Straume In this episode: Ann Arbor is like a corner square, the plight of motherhood, & Hank from stuff (edit: not actually Hank on OC, lisa confused the undercover name lol) In other news, we don't know how this episode is not…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: season predictions, questions, & peeping packages Join us as we begin our season 3 bonus series talking about hit Netflix show "Love Is Blind" Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=…

text us if... "As long as the dead guy says there's a good reason, I guess everything's just peachy." - Frank Lapidus In this episode: snooping but not seeing, sociopathic toddler behavior, & we all haven't seen "The Good Son" In other news, Agnes did have hot takes! Original episode air date 04/8/2009 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://…

text us if... Welcome to our June Spotlight episode featuring Rebecca Johnson, host of "Love is Not Dead, Just My Husband" podcast! On this episode of Spotlight, we chat about reality TV and murrrrderrrrrr, the benefit of perspective, technical difficulties and the reality of podcasting, and of course.... grief. Please join us for this really in de…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... Daylight savings, Lost whoopsies, and the reality TV must have! Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=682706 to start your …

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: new perspectives, updates, and things that make you go hmm... In other news, we wrap up this season and look forward to what's next! Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to…

text us if... Fall risks Weird loops Tongue twister Answers! Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=682706 to start your own pod https://www.lyft…

text us if... "I am a killer." - Sayid Jarrah In this episode: its the past but it's the present, self fulfilling prophecies, and probably the dumbest way to break a bone. In other news, not even Lisa can follow along with Agnes' theories this episode Original episode air date 03/25/2009 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothin…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: How did Lisa's original stats line up?, Drunk commentary, and Agnes thought she was punishing Lisa with all the tangents but Lisa left them in... So there! Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podp…

text us if... "[to Sun] You have a bit of a journey ahead of you." - Christian Shephard In this episode: who runs the world?, imaginary character situations, and magical dead daddies In other news, the math is starting to math Original episode air date 03/18/2009 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15…

text us if... "Twenty years ago, some bald fella limped into your camp and fed you some mumbo jumbo about being your leader. And then poof... he went and disappeared right in front of ya. Any of this ringin' a bell? That man's name is John Locke, and I'm waitin' for him to come back. So... you still think I'm a member of the damn DHARMA Initiative?…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: a** wiggling, flip-flopping, & this whole episode could've been an email. In other news... Lisa does not heart Peacock Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your o…

text us if... On this month's Spotlight episode we had a chance to get to know Salisha Thomas Weiss! Salisha talks about her career and what is next for her and unlike someone we know, she actually has a sparkling personality! Find Salisha at https://www.salishathomas.com/about you tube https://www.youtube.com/@itsmesalish Support the show Check ou…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... just a little snippet of our behind the scenes outtakes! Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webpage https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=682706 to start your own pod…

text us if... "Yeah. He's the man who killed me." - John Locke In this episode: Losties 2.0, Team Ben?, & jacked up time frames In other news, Agnes has a new theory and wants to protest a character's absence. Original episode air date 02/25/2009 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www…

text us if... "[to Jack] Wait a second. We're not going to Guam, are we?" - Frank Lapidus In this episode: missed Dude opportunity, bible study, and oh how we love Frank In other news, what just happened??!?!? Original episode air date 02/18/2009 Support the show Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www…

Subscriber-only episode text us if... In this episode: reasons to lose trust, where to go when you cut school, and oh. my. god... "CIVIL" In other news, Lisa appoints Agnes her "Googler" Check out Spreadshop! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to …

text us if... "Don't let them bring her back! No matter what, don't let them bring her back! This place is death!" - Charlotte Lewis In this episode: Pennywise, is that you?, loud eye rolls, and Agnes' toilet corner In other news, Agnes does her "I told you so" dance, but is it merited??? Original episode air date 02/11/2009 Support the show Check …

text us if... "Dude, I'm totally cool. I'm in L.A. County Lock Up. Oh, and tell Sayid I did exactly what he said. I'm totally safe. Ben's never gonna get me now." - Hugo Reyes In this episode: Jack of all fixes and Sayid got the moves In other news, careful what you wish for... Original episode air date 02/04/2009 Support the show Check out Spreads…