Ep #50 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, Monze doesn't watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. This is why you can't trust clones. -- About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watc…

Ep #49 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, we don't watch The Karate Kid. Wax on, wax off. -- About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing TTRPGs, and wishing…

Ep #48 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, Corinne doesn't watch Footloose. You ever just dance your feelings in an empty warehouse? -- About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys wa…

Ep #47 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, Monze doesn't watch Moonfall. Sometimes the conspiracy theorists are right! -- About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies,…

Ep #46 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, we don't watch Ben-Hur. Is this the one with the stop motion skeletons? About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playin…

Ep #45 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, Corinne doesn't watch The Wedding Singer. You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round. About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watchin…

Ep #44 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, Monze doesn't watch The Shape of Water. Water Creature: smash or pass? About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing…

Ep #43 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, we don't watch Parasite. Don't go in the basement, no don't ask us why, I'm sure it's fine. About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys wat…

Ep #42 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, Monze doesn't watch Raya and the Last Dragon. Let girls fight grown men! -- About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, pl…

Ep #41 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode, Corinne doesn't watch Paddington. Give the bear marmalade! -- About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing TTRPGs, …

Ep #40 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode we don't watch Jungle Cruise. I've never seen a Conquistador quite like Dwayne Johnson. -- About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watch…

Ep #39 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we discuss (and judge) movies we haven't watched. In this episode we don't watch Jurassic World. We're the alpha now! New episodes every Friday! -- About us! Monze loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movie…

Ep 38 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss In the Heights. Buckle up it's a long one! -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watchi…

Ep 37 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Weekend at Bernie's. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing vid…

Ep 36 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Cruella. And Lord of the Rings. And Clifford the Big Red Dog. And Luca. It's one of those episodes. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When s…

Ep 35 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Midnight. Monze is Corinne and Corinne is Monze. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys …

CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of suicide, school shootings, and bullying Ep 34 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Heathers. We love you, Winona Ryder. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePau…

Ep 33 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Big Hero 6. We get INTO it. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, play…

Ep 32 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Mortal Kombat. Get over here! -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, pl…

Ep 31 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Rocky. Yo, Adrian. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, playing video…

Ep 30 - "We Don't Watch Movies" is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven't seen. In this episode we discuss Pacific Rim: Uprising. Mr. Boyega, if you're somehow watching this, please say hi to Monze. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's pro…

Ep 29 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss It Happened One Night. Monze knows so much about this movie, she could write a whole book about it! -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When s…

Ep 28 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Oklahoma. Oh what a beautiful morning to listen to us talk about yet another film we haven't seen. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When sh…

Ep 27 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Tenet. If I could I would go back in time to prevent myself from watching this film. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastin…

Ep 26 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Jurassic Park 3. Third time's the charm, right? -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she…

Ep 25 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss East of Eden. Nothing but love for *our* girlboss, miss Katie Albey! -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating o…

Ep 24 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss 2012. It's the end of the worldddd, mannnn. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enj…

Ep 23 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss While You Were Sleeping. Sandra Bullock seems to have a habit of getting into "fake marriage" scenarios, doesn't she? -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Scre…

Ep 22 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Clueless. Ugh, as if! -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul. When she's procrastinating on her screenplays she enjoys watching movies, p…

Disclaimer: This movie has a lot of offensive content which is discussed and described. Viewer Discretion is advised. Ep 21 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Borat. Monze probably wishes we hadn't. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movie…

Ep 20 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I'd rather have no encounters after hearing about this movie. -- About us! Monze is a hot mess that loves movies. She recently received her MFA in Screenwriting at DePaul.…

Ep 19 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Fly. Both of them! Help us! Help us!

Ep 18 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Starsky and Hutch. Remember, ACAB, and these cops are no exception!

Ep 17 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World. More like the Lost Plot, amirite?

Ep 16 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Gone With The Wind. To be frank, we don't really give a damn either...

Ep 15 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Prestige (and roast Chris Nolan even more). It's not magic, it's a metaphor for filmmaking. Link to the trailer we watch! https://youtu.be/RLtaA9fFNXU

Ep 14 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Exorcist. Scary!!

Ep 13 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Solo.

Ep 12 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Godzilla, King of Monsters! But is it King of Movies?

Ep 11 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Teen Witch. Top That!

Content Warning! We do discuss heavy topics such as pedophilia, rape, and the culture around it specifically pertaining to Hollywood. If this is a trigger for you, please consider skipping this episode. Ep 10 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Big!…

Ep 9 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Interstellar. Love is quantifiable, and so is the disdain that Corinne holds for this film.

Ep 8 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Wedding Planner. Alright, alright, alright.

Ep 7 - “We Don’t Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Sixth Sense! Sorry, Haley Joel Osment. We don't see dead people either.

Ep 6 - “We Don't Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Jurassic Park! And... well... there it is.

Ep 5 - "We Don't Watch Movies", fka “You Haven’t Seen WHAT?” [old title!] is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Purple Rain. What's that sound? Is it perchance the sound of doves crying bc they can't believe Corinne hasn't seen this movie seriously wtf Corinne!!…

Ep 1 - “We Don't Watch The Godfather” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Godfather! If one of us is speaking a little too softly for your liking, love, we apologize for the audio quality! We’re still figuring out the technicalities of recording from two separate locatio…

Ep 2 - “We Don't Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Casablanca! We apologize again for the audio quality! We’re still figuring out the technicalities of recording from two separate locations. Thank you for your patience! And if you're returning to listen from …

Ep 3 - “We Don't Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss Titanic! This episode is probably the worst audio ever! We’re still figuring out the technicalities of recording from two separate locations. Thank you for your patience! It gets better the next episode!…

Ep 4 - “We Don't Watch Movies” is a podcast where we talk about (and judge) movies one or both of us haven’t seen. In this episode we discuss The Matrix! What if I told you we finally figured out how to have good audio? Well it's true! If you're here after the first three eps, thank you so much for your patience and understanding!…