Best Roleplay Cafe Podcasts (2024)

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S2E77 - Dread 1:22:34

39m ago1:22:34

1:22:34

With the city of Orrila suddenly under attack, the Janiteers take up arms to help those in need and fight the giant gross black monster in the sky.By Donovan Mark V

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S2E76 - Trains Should Fly 1:19:05

5d ago1:19:05

1:19:05

The Janiteers find themselves in the big city after a plan is enacted to fix the Jewel once and for all. Get ready for thrills, chills, and abominations the likes of which have only ever been seen at...Snapapple's Traveling Menagerie and Soaring Circus!By Donovan Mark V

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S2E75 - King for a Day 1:14:54

27d ago1:14:54

1:14:54

As King Detritus regails the Janiteers with his tragic backstory, they make their way through the Jewel to enact a crazy plan with the help of Darwin and Darloft. Cookies.By Donovan Mark V

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S2E74 - A Gentleman Finds Out, But Never Tells 1:40:46

2M ago1:40:46

1:40:46

The great delve adventure continues, as the Infiniteers find themselves in a strangely familiar location: ...high school? That's weird. Well anyway, some crazy stuff happens and then they have to escape before the dread eats them.By Donovan Mark V

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S2E73 - Delve in Sixty Minutes 1:25:30

2M ago1:25:30

1:25:30

It's a race against the clock as the Janiteers delve head-first into an ancient ruin in search for a cypher that could save the Jewel from the Dread's destruction...Man, that description won't make any sense if you haven't heard the last few episodes.By Donovan Mark V

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S2E72 - Catch a Ride 1:04:04

3M ago1:04:04

1:04:04

Boarding the subway (or is it a train?), the Janiteers learn more about the small community they've apparently decided to join. Then they fight some stuff.By Donovan Mark V

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S2E71 - Hello, Ninth World! 1:41:46

4M ago1:41:46

1:41:46

The Janiteers arrive in a brand new world, one that's been around the block a few times. In a strange place called the Cold Desert, they must figure out how to play by a whole new set of rules.By Donovan Mark V

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S2E70 - Roleplay Speed Dating 1:31:09

4M ago1:31:09

1:31:09

The fight for Nowhere continues as the Janiteers do battle with a massive crystal creature, then face an even bigger, more terrifying challenge: Diplomacy.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E69 - The Crystal Caves! 1:26:55

5M ago1:26:55

1:26:55

Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers and a wandering Infiniteer have the chance to explore the now bustling train station and decide who around them is worth trusting.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E68 - Definitley Not A Furiosa Ripoff 1:35:43

5M ago1:35:43

1:35:43

A rescue mission turns into an all-out arena brawl in a pit of rust and metal with a healthy dose of family bickering. What else did you expect when Hondo comes back?By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E67 - The Folly of Post-Apocalyptic Fashions 1:43:47

6M ago1:43:47

1:43:47

Sandstorms, explosions, and dangerous car stunts keep the Janiteers from discovering what exactly is going on as they traverse the wasteland on an epic mission to rescue...someone? Maybe?By Donovan Mark IV

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Happy Hour 8 1:24:50

7M ago1:24:50

1:24:50

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Shadow of the Demonlord arc? How did we think we could get away with time travel? How will we feel about Rothdamona now that everything's all said and done? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Hap…

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S2E66 - Self-Sacrifice 1:08:25

7M ago1:08:25

1:08:25

The Janiteers finally catch up with time itself, as the moment of truth arrives and Rothdamona helps Dee make a decision about their future within the multiverse.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E65 - On The Other Side 1:18:46

8M ago1:18:46

1:18:46

After an arguably heroic savior moment, Bash finds himself...somewhere else, as the other Janiteers entirely lose control over this whole situation.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E64 - Under the Hollow Hamburger Bun of Doom 1:11:47

8M ago1:11:47

1:11:47

Uncovering an ancient cavern in the heart of the Shield Mountains brings more trouble than previously thought as Sebastian finds a new friend and Rothdamona thinks she's melting.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E63 - Dwarven Detour 1:42:31

9M ago1:42:31

1:42:31

The Janiteers journey into the depths of the Shield Mountains, to meet with the Dwarven City leaders and once again irrevocably alter history. Oops.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E62 - The Scenic Route 1:40:06

9M ago1:40:06

1:40:06

Rothdamona makes her way back home, as Stonewall prepares for their upcoming pilgrimage.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E61 - The Glass Grape Fallacy 1:10:29

9M ago1:10:29

1:10:29

Dee Dee and Bash totally know where they're going and don't get lost at all. Henry and Bejeweled hang out in the library. Everyone forgets.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E60 - Trauma of Future Past 1:18:34

10M ago1:18:34

1:18:34

During a routine dungeon crawl, the Janiteers finds that...well, turns out there's no such thing as a routine dungeon crawl in this universe.By Donovan Mark IV

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Rerun of The Tales of Nowhere Mother's Day Special 1:22:18

10M ago1:22:18

1:22:18

To remember those no longer with us, here's a trip down memory lane, all the way back to 2018 when the cast behind the Infiniteers teamed up with their moms for an unforgettable adventure.By Copernicus Stratt

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S2 Bonus - A Very Special Nowhere Christmas (Album) 9:59

11M ago9:59

9:59

Don't wait! Grab your copy of this very special Nowhere Christmas Album today and celebrate this holiday season across the entire multiverse!By Copernicus Stratt

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S2E59 - Lather, Rinse, Repeat 1:28:01

11M ago1:28:01

1:28:01

There was a small cave incident, and now the Janiteers find themselves back on top of a familiar mountain peak. Did someone go 88 miles per hour?By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E58 - Escape From The City of Wonders 1:31:58

12M ago1:31:58

1:31:58

Turns out, leaving a city known for insane magicians and chaotic magic isn't exactly a cakewalk. Also, is anybody else cold in here?By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E57 - Residual Goldblum 1:33:37

1y ago1:33:37

1:33:37

The Janiteers make their way through the land of Shadow of the Demonlord on an urgent quest to reclaim a piece of silverware.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E56 - Terror in Stonewall Keep 1:40:45

1y ago1:40:45

1:40:45

As DeeDee revists her hometown, troubling emotions boil to the surface. Also troubling giant monsters.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E55 - There's No Place Like Home 1:14:35

1y ago1:14:35

1:14:35

DeeDee returns home, and everything's different. Her, the world, her village, the other Janiteers, that weird thing in the sky. It's all just different, okay?By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E54 - Chunky Sludge 1:25:36

1y ago1:25:36

1:25:36

The Janiteers decide on their next step, and in doing so, are pulled into an important mission with an entire universe at stake.By Donovan Mark IV

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Happy Hour 7 1:10:05

1y ago1:10:05

1:10:05

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 51st Episode Spectacular arc? How did the cast like returning to their Season 1 characters? Was everything planned ahead or improvised? Did they ruin everything by bringing them back? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more i…

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S2E53 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Three: Contingency Plan 1:27:27

1y ago1:27:27

1:27:27

Part Three. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers conclude their dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and the end of their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II

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S2E52 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Two: Pulling a Hondo 1:23:54

1y ago1:23:54

1:23:54

Part Two. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers continue to dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II

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S2E51 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part One: Flashback 2:07:54

1+ y ago2:07:54

2:07:54

Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II

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S2E50 - A Walk in the Park 1:35:00

1+ y ago1:35:00

1:35:00

After finding themselves in a strange theme park modeled after the exploits of the original Infiniteers, the Janiteers battle their way to the Exile of Fate as they continue to search for answers.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E49 - Finding Henry 1:33:46

1+ y ago1:33:46

1:33:46

With Nowhere in chaos, the Janiteers set out on a mission to locate the mysterious Writer using an old corridor known only as the Hall of Doors.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E48 - The Crumbling Café! 1:21:56

1+ y ago1:21:56

1:21:56

A lot's changed in Nowhere since the Janiteers were there last. What surprises await them? How is the old gang doing? And what will they do with some much needed time off?By Donovan Mark IV

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Happy Hour 6 43:08

1+ y ago43:08

43:08

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Things from the Flood arc? How did the cast like returning to the world of Tales from the Loop ten years later? Did they have any fun at all!? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, becau…

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S2E47 - The Second Battle of Cankywampus 1:48:00

1+ y ago1:48:00

1:48:00

With a massive rift open in this universe, there's only one thing to do...try to close it before they all die. So the Janiteers gear up and do what they do best: try.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E46 - The French Mistake 1:42:58

1+ y ago1:42:58

1:42:58

Deep in the tunnels beneath Boulder, the gang uncovers a shocking conspiracy. Plus, Ramona grows a moustache.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E45 - Molly 1:06:56

1+ y ago1:06:56

1:06:56

The Janiteers chat over pizza, meet someone new, then deal with a boatload of emotional and physical trauma.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E44 - The Man Behind The Dragon 1:37:28

1+ y ago1:37:28

1:37:28

While galavanting around the wrong side of a portal, the Janiteers find a little cabin in the woods. Knock Knock.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E43 - Back to Where We Never Were 1:03:19

1+ y ago1:03:19

1:03:19

The Janiteers find themselves treading familiar ground on a Saturday afternoon, with familiar faces they've never met.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E42 - The Valentine's Day (Emotional) Massacre 1:25:40

1+ y ago1:25:40

1:25:40

It's Valentine's Day! Do you have a date to the dance? It'd be crazy if you did, cause this is a podcast. But our favorite crew of teenage misfits are headed back to school on a Friday night and things are about to get...super weird.By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E41 - Oops! All Berries 1:33:28

1+ y ago1:33:28

1:33:28

Have a seat and get ready for a day in the life of a teen living in Boulder, Colorado in 1997...in a weird alternate universe with robots and extradimensional technology. The Janiteers investigate the disappearance of a missing teen in order to save the Valentine's Day dance!By Donovan Mark IV

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S2E40 - Teen Girl Squad (and Bastion) 1:39:01

2y ago1:39:01

1:39:01

It's time to return to the Season 2 story and rejoin the Janiteers back in Nowhere as they prepare to go on an all-new adventure! They end up somewhere familiar yet different, and discover friendly faces, old rivalries and a whole new mess to clean up. I know that description is vague but I'm trying to avoid spoilers, okay?…

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Happy Hour 5 - The Six Pack 1:01:06

2y ago1:01:06

1:01:06

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of our wild and wacky Interdimensional Six Pack Event? And what the next RPG we visit will be? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!…

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S2 Bonus - The Tales of Nowhere New Year's Special 9:15

2y ago9:15

9:15

A New Year's Eve party in Nowhere turns into a universe hopping adventure for the Janiteers in this proseful celebration of the New Year Holiday.By Donovan Mark IV

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SIX PACK VI - The Best of Three Worlds 1:45:17

2y ago1:45:17

1:45:17

Part Six of Six. The final battle begins, as the crew of the Valkyrie prepare to close the rifts for good. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. It's time to pop open the last can of this six pack.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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SIX PACK V - Cowboys and Warp Cores 1:30:56

2y ago1:30:56

1:30:56

Part Five of Six. Finally back home, the crew of the Valkyrie adjusts to life with their new crewmates and without the old, a few weeks after their return.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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SIX PACK IV - The Fall of the Wexler Dynasty 1:53:12

2y ago1:53:12

1:53:12

Part Four of Six. The gothic nightmare continues as the crew of the Valkyrie attempts to find out more about their missing ship, and escape this universe with their lives.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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SIX PACK III - Crania Levitatus et Immolatum Avis 1:44:35

2y ago1:44:35

1:44:35

Part Three of Six. Entering an entirely new universe, the crew of the Valkyrie must leave their morals at the Teleportarium when they're thrust into a Gothic Nightmare.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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SIX PACK II - The Rocket and The Rift 1:23:57

2y ago1:23:57

1:23:57

Part Two of Six. The crew of the Valkyrie continues their search for their lost crew and their lost universe as they head to the Orange Islands on a fun Pokemon adventure.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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