))
2 ex-cons who have nearly 3 decades of state prison incarceration read the news and tell it like it is - or more accurately - how it should be. We are both completely bonkers and it takes everything the 2 of us have just to make a legible thought every now and again. But boy, when that thought come together, it is truly a beautiful and wonderous achievment worthy of elation, adoration, and if you can afford to - donation. Help us, help u, fix the world one podcast at a time. Death To Applebe ...
…
continue reading
Beef Curtain, beef curtain, where for art thou beef curtain??? Cooking meth in the trailer park, stripping aluminum off our house and selling it for drug $$. Carpet cruising and other fun things we used to do as drug addicts. And the 1.9 Trillion Dollar "American Rescue Plan" and all of the wasteful spending you will not believe. Season 2 Finale Su…
…
continue reading
It Happens... What Happens?? -Poop happens , and all over the floor apparently. Homeless sleeping bag sex - and what a nice suprise the guy found while doing it. Men having sex with men is apparently not gay anymore - says one of the gay'est article every written. Have you ever stuck your tongue so far up a girls ass that.... Guess your gonna have …
…
continue reading
Looking for an Asian bride - can anyone help - we need the $$. "Be less White" - 10 bulletpoints by Robin Diangelo on how to be "less white" - ya know you need it :| . The muppets are offensive now - Dr. Seuss is cancelled - Math is racist and being punctual is a sign of white oppression. All this lunacy and more on this weeks show. Check out our C…
…
continue reading
Governor poopsom is at it again. NASA is looking for pondscum up on mars - but we have plenty of liberals here. Two states - two different covid tactics - lets see how they fared. ObjectumSexuals - yep its a thing. Lady loves being treated like a dog and gets paid 6 figures for it. Christian OnlyFans star gets paid 200k a month for taking her cloth…
…
continue reading
We spend the episode with shock collars on trying to electrocute ourselves out of swear words through behavioral conditioning. Needless to say - we fail. Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shop Become a member at www.rotflpodcast.com send funny stories at rotflpodcast@gmail.com Follow and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCA…
…
continue reading
Follow up on Wallstreet Bets. Daddy Elon ushering us into the future and making us rich one tweet at a time. MMmmmm Musky. Long Dong's and new-booties in prison. Terrible prison stories and youngster hazing's we'll surely burn in hell for. Dr. Fauci is at it again - should just put a bag over his head already. And Gavin Newsom needs only 100k more …
…
continue reading
Walstreet Bets and the biggest short squeeze in history! Uniting the country one bankrupt hedge fund at a time. Robinhood App claims its for the people yet their covers were completely pulled. Power Corrupts but $$ corrupts absolutely. Google is Evil. AMC, GME, KOSS and other companies being frankestein'd by the Retail Investor. And Anal Swabs - yo…
…
continue reading
Chuck Schumer has a massive erection and it's for Donald Trump - crazy. Unbelievable government waste - its your $$ and they want it now. Covering a shit sundae with a cherry and whip cream.... mmmm tasty AF . Phatboy's crazy prison stories - do not go to prison kidz. It'll ruin your humanity...and butthole - mainly humanity, but also your butthole…
…
continue reading
Vaginal Steaming... yep its a thing - Welcome to the Steamy Clam. The left proving hypocrisy is alive and well. Dumb assassination attempt - "come on man". Racing pigeons on death row. Stroking out after cunnilingus. Transgender male-to-females are stronger than biological females says an amazing new study - who knew... According to medieval prophe…
…
continue reading
1
Insurrection Erection - Episode 15 - Season 2
50:14
50:14
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
50:14
Can we all just go back to 2020?!?! Some of our old criminal war stories and undertakings. Social Media platforms on full political/tyrannical mode. Censorship and the death of free Speech. 2 hours of a protest gone awry in the capitol equals a "riot" and "mob" according to the media - but months of burning down cities across America was a "peacefu…
…
continue reading
2021 is here and Covid is OVER yayyyyy!!! What the fuck is Bitcoin??? The Schroedinger equation and the collapse of the wave function - Did he really put a cat in a box???? The Dunning-Kruger effect - Dumb people who think their smart and you can find them all on Twitter! XMAS lights are a representation of systemic bias - WTF. Serial Burglar mista…
…
continue reading
1
Anus Stretching Olympics - Ep 13 - Season 2
50:03
50:03
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
50:03
How far can an Anus Stretch??? Lets find out shall we. The real Covid "Relief" Package - we take a look at some of the exhibits that congress is trying to sneak in under the guise of "Relief" for Americans - Surprise, Surprise its not. Fallacious Story of an airplane having to make an emergency landing because of one womans stanky vag. Final Episod…
…
continue reading
Vigilante Mom hunts down cartel members one-by-one and does them in Liam Neeson style. WTF!! The great Saturn/Jupiter conversion (conjuction ??? lol). Bad policies of LA county and its disgusting elected officials. Health Code enforcers are cracking down FFS! Ivy League professor is claiming old people are "whiter" so do not need the corona virus v…
…
continue reading
Chinese are invading from Canada WTF!!! A man who identifies as a deer gets shot after frolicking in the South Carolina Woods. Teachers Unions are now claiming its sexist, racist and homophobic to work. Santa Claus is a Card Carrying Nazi. The media finally decides to run the Biden Crime Family scandal but purposefully waited till all 50 states cer…
…
continue reading
Marrying Sex Dolls - Fraudulently Fornicating With Fraternal Twins - Duck Penises and why you should be scared. Bribing citizens with cold hard cash to get the vaccine (The Proposed $1500 Stimulus bill). California's Governor NewScums blatant disdain for the peasant class and the Law Enforcement agencies refusing to be the muscle for his draconian …
…
continue reading
Black Friday Fraud. The Big Apartment Heist. Toothpaste has gone the way of Doritos. Magical alien monolith found in the Utah desert. Bicyclists and ISIS don't get along. Converting headhunters to christianity. And of course Death to AppleBees!!! Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating …
…
continue reading
1
Testicular Fortitude - Episode 8 - Season 2
1:00:29
1:00:29
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:00:29
Flying Drones Into Cop Copters! Political Hypocrites - leading through bad examples! Gruesome Newsom partying it up in highfalutin French Fine dining while he mandates and dictates unintelligent guidelines for the peasant class. Lab owner falsifies drug tests and gets peoples kids taken away. An asteroid barely misses earth by 238 miles!! And other…
…
continue reading
Getting old one day at a time. Woke brigade is back and trying to cancel Baby Yoda and Target stores are fighting back. Governor Gruesome Newsom is overstepping his bounds and a judge bitch slapped him - legally. CNN analysts are worried about conservatives leaving the mainstream social media platforms en masse - wonder why lmfao. Taiwanese people …
…
continue reading
1
Reminiscing Over Theoretical Fantasy Land- Episode 8
48:09
48:09
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
48:09
A world full of bullshit!! Reigning my cost host in on a regular. Threatening the audience - lol. When is too soon - too soon? Everybody is gonna die quit being arrogant. Falling in love with a puppy...sexually. Worse break up story ever. Quit sending unsolicited dick pics! Death to Applebees! Subscribe, like and share and send your hate mail too: …
…
continue reading
Becoming "Super-Woke", "Tokenizing"/Ruining the Comic Book universe. Bad Burglars. Heroic Parrots. Taking your dead dog out for a midnight stroll. Calling out the Corona. And more amazing jaunts into they sociopathic mind. Death to Applebees Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you enjoy the show think about donating at th…
…
continue reading
Haloween Trick-or-Treat Tease. Karens hard at work. Balls out Beauty Pageants. Covid be damned. The smarter you are - the more likely you are to eat ass #ScientificStudies . Forcing monkey to gather your nuts in slave-labour conditions. Just another wild week. Death to Applesbees! Help us, Help you by helping us expand and deliver content. If you e…
…
continue reading
Shoving currency up your ass and getting caught. Whacking off in the middle of a conference call for all your co-workers to enjoy. Child actor gets busted strangling his ol' lady. Trump is the most against the grain - Punk rock president I've ever witnessed. And of course the elusive Takuache. An Amazing show this week. Love ya all. Death to Appleb…
…
continue reading
Facebook Censorhsip - they think we are russian spies. GTFO! Giving dirty durkins to those who consent. Wax my balls or I'll sue your ass. Biggest meth bust in US history - where? In our stomping grounds of course. And all the other great high brow humour you can expect from the one and only ROTFL podcast. Death to applebees! Help us, Help you by h…
…
continue reading
1
Leaky Butthole Syndrome - Season 2: Episode 2
51:37
51:37
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
51:37
Incarceration, heroin, abuse and other causes of Leaky Butthole Syndrome. Privileged revolutionaries taking a break from their mimosas and yacht club life to go fight the good fight. Profane Parrots. Yelp jumping on the bandwagon to appease the mob. 13 year old kid creates nuclear fusion in his living room and are twisted views of politics... Death…
…
continue reading
The Dichotomy of wearing a covid mask and doing squats and lunges all day. Why do we have to tip people that aren't really waiters? Why am I such a tightwad. Women have always had bigger balls than us. Facebook catfishing has grown to new lengths of ungodliness. I can't do the helicopter naked but I can do the drone. Booom! Uncultured and unciviliz…
…
continue reading
