Is your child bored and has nothing to do? Then buy him a new video game console! This brain-warping machine will make your kids happy! It will also educate them in how to fly spaceships and drive cars, and also how to shoot people.By Mary and Emma Moberly

Nurse: I wonder why we always have the same owner, and she always brings stuffed animals? Surgeon: We are waiting for the animal as we speak. Nurse: Oh, really? Surgeon: Yeah. It should be here in a matter of seconds. Nurse: What is it? Surgeon: 3...2...1... She's not here. Nurse: Well, what is it? Surgeon: She didn't say. Nurse: Call her! We know …

Are colds getting you down? Well, introducing the new (some weird brand name with weird letters in it)! This will get rid of all your cold symptoms and also get rid of the nasty bacteria that are trying to get into your lungs.By Mary and Emma Moberly

We have a new video game that has just come out! It's called, Kellogg's pop-tarts Mini Games! In this game, you are a pop-tart, and you get to travel around in the world of Pop-tarting. And there are 26 levels, all of which have a giant King of the Pop-tarts at the end. And the bosses are things such as humans and other things like that, who try to…

How to Find the Loch Ness Monster Make a powder that will make water clear. Get enough of the powder to clear Loch Ness Lake. Pour the powder in the Lake, and wait for two days. You may not be able to see to the bottom of the lake. Prepare a tiny video camera with lights that can send its shots to a station near the lake made especially for it. Sen…

A commercial about Emma's imaginary animals. Mary did a pretty bad job of describing them.By Mary and Emma Moberly

Pet Vet is a radio show that is sort of like that one show on Animal Planet. Here is one of the two shows that we ever made. (I have taken some small parts out to make it shorter.) Nurse: What is his name? Owner: Slither. Nurse: What is his problem? Owner: He's gone mad. Nurse: He's gone mad! Slither has gone mad! Owner: (crying) Nurse: He is in so…

Benjamin: There was a cow. The cow was white with black spots. His name was Charlie. And one day, a farmer came, and he fed the cow. Mary: And Charlie's babies came out. And the farmer took all the cows out to the pasture to graze. Then they walked too far and crossed too many streets and they found themselves at a place where there was lots and lo…

Do you know what Horzhiplaxtin is? You may think it's used to worm horses, but actually it's a kind of drink. It tastes real good. Even though it looks like bird poop. Please try this drink. -by JosephBy Mary and Emma Moberly

We will now treat you to some old cassette tapes, newly digitized and put into podcast form. This first one is a commercial, advertising a book that Mary wrote in third grade.By Mary and Emma Moberly

Episode 2 is available here. The lovely lady in this photograph is none other than Ms. Olpud, the guest star for this episode of her show. Mary was not at the studio, so Emma had to pick a random person from off the street. In this episode, you will hear Ms. Olpud tell you about the class she teaches, among other things. You will also hear: The ori…

The first episode of our podcast should be available at this link. The first episode includes: The Main Pig of Igpay (story by Mary) Treasure Island (story by Mary) If You Have a Friend (song by Emma) a handful of commercials by Mary and Emma and Mary and Emma being the weirdoes they always were. Thank you for your convenience.…