Brad Cupples and Alexander Green tackle tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings-on in an unyielding quest to deliver a little thing the kids like to call "infotainment". Every week we discuss news, events, and/or personal anecdotes , well , review the finest sitcoms of the 80s in an attempt to learn from it's often hidden virtues. Bangarang!
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Episode 650 – Vacancy at the Ramjack Firing Squad
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Monsters are lurking everywhere keep an eye out and have extra socks just in case. People are Ticked Off! at all the wrong things and surprise puppies are the best puppies.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 649 – I say No No Never Speak of Ramjack Under the Presence of The Moonlight
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Travel back in time with us as we discuss all the hard-hitting issues, T and T “Thicker than Water” introduces us to the urban Dance Cave and some of the most bewildering fashions we’ve ever seen. Also what was weirder Captain Power, Local Memphis Celebrity Joe Cool, or Mike Lindel losing an argument to a child while undercover.…
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Episode 648 – National Invitation to Commemoration: The 14th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus ...
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Oh no it happened again, we forgot. The holiday season kicks off with a full reporting of the spooky ventures into Halloween Horror Nights and we take a moment to think of how we can thank the brave people of Afghanistan for Madame Web.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 647 – Ruination of the Mind: Inside The Ramjack Labyrinth
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Alex updates us on the terrifying activities of children in Ohio. Brad has ventured into a world of marauding theme park vloggers and lived to tell the tale. We learn that Sprite Chill is a thing. T and T is back with another clip show in which a murder might have happened off screen.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 646 – Aiding and Abetting In The Service of Ramjack
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We’re proud to sponsor the dummy Olympic champions from across the globe. Brad visits the Shamalan Family in” Trap” and some people are Ticked Off! at the price other people are not paying for pizza. We do a deep dive into some creepy new friends.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 645 – Cast Away Your Burdensome Life for Ramjack
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The Olympics are a thing unlike A.I. and Mice are forever now. What happened to carwashes? Are we even a country anymore? How many Wraiths do you need to have a table to yourself for your revenge work? We ask the questions that most are too cowardly to ask.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 644 – Incident At The Ramjack Conservatory: A Mystery Tale for the Doomed
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Welcome to the Coconut-Cast where we are all waving a swift farewell to Biden and his stumble towards the battle-box dissolves. T and T 2x16 “The Substitute” is clip show and yet entirely perplexing on many fronts.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 643 – Any Chance You Had Is Rueful Joke From Ramjack
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Mars-Wrigley wants you to quiet your mind mouth at the battle-box. Meanwhile, Perfetti Van Melle is age restricting their lollipops. T and T 2x15 “Jump Start” sees the return of our favorite immortal and watcher duo, Nobby and Fritz.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 642 – Can You Hear The Stillness Ramjack Has Waiting For You?
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The heat index in Florida is 110, therefore it is currently too hot for Acapulco Heat, but despite the efforts of weather we will present a ludicrously self-indulgent episode detailing wild travel adventures.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 641 – Iconic in Malice and Style: Ramjack the Ultradian Muse
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Alex reports in on Libertarians who have a bold to new plan to keep everything EXACTLY the same. Some people are TICKED OFF! about lack of etiquette or some such nonsense. 2x14 “The Contender” has Mr. T training a boxer and also running down an old in his car. We have a lot of questions about child fighters.…
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Episode 640 – Nemesis and Champion: Ramjack the Negative and the Infinite
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We find a truly confounding series of Ticked Off! entreaties and a weird anti-union screed. T and T 2x13 “Hunted” has Mr. T being tracked by a famed local hitman because of a cop that is angry at cops but instead decides to take it out on Mr. T.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 639 – Now Hear This! The Maniacal Decrees of Ramjack
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Alex pulls himself away from wrestling movies to face a Libertarian Trolly yet again and Brad meets his ultimate fate in the front row of a haunted house waiting on a glass of iced tea. T and T 2x12 “Wendell's Story” becomes an instant classic as things get hot and steamy in Seacouver and a bumbling immortal and watcher get on the wrong side of Mr.…
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Episode 638 – At Last the Terrible Prophecy of Ramjack is Heeded
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No kink shaming the barbarians and their ducks. We learn about a questionable Japanese Sport. Alex gets trapped at the libertarian trolly control center and Brad chooses to follow his dog into a spooky situation. T and T 2x11 “Hard Way Home” introduces us to the worst father and possibly reveals that Decker might be a Nepobaby.…
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Episode 637 – Rest Firm in the Comforting Deceits of Ramjack
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It’s a casual episode as we explore what life has for us in post AI Sentinel World. Alex says some things about “fake podcast ads” none of it makes sense. We get some spring-cleaning tips from TN that are equally reasonable. We check in on the Ticked Off! people of Orlando and learn about some creepy new sales.…
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Episode 636 – Your Very Being is at the Whim of Ramjacks Ire
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Contacts are the new Gatorade. How much would you pay to put bacteria in your mouth that might fight other bacteria? We finally discuss the gold standard of movies about re-animated souls trapped inside puppets killing Nazis as we discuss 1991’s “Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge” in which one lame Nazi nerd unleashes the wrath of an old man and …
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Episode 635 – Take Care and Never Speak the Name of Ramjack
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Dan joins us to give an update on Blockbuster and Target shenanigans as well as to discuss 1999s Retro Puppet Master in which Mummies are out to dehumidify anyone who stands in their way of killing one old man, who eventually commits suicide. Luckily Greg Sestero and his very mediocre avant-garde existentialist retro puppets are capable of harnessi…
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Episode 634 – Again the Beast Prowls, Ramjack Hunts at Night
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Chris joins us as we enter a world of psychics and also Frank… and also Nazis… and eventually some puppets as we discuss 1989’s Puppet Master.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 633 – Ernest Queries to a Desolate Messiah: The Bitter Cold of Ramjack
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Should you sacrifice your child for roughly 6 more months of being the oldest baseball player? Spider Planets what are the pros and cons and should we be basing the arachnid retirement off the Ottoman Empire? T and T 2x10 “Conspiracy” has some kids having a really great time until they have the worst time. Amy/Amanda gets real judgy for the sake of…
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Episode 632 – Shall I Deceive For You Again, Merciless Ramjack?
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Brad has officially seen all of the Puppet Master Movies for some reason. Alex delights in actors being harmed by wildlife. Debate culture is almost entirely useless and a waste of time. T and T 2x09 “Hostage” is an important lesson in never listening to cops. Also, why would you hold a couch for ransom?…
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Episode 631 – Rude Operators in the Gray Works of Ramjack
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Alex is running the Birthday gauntlet Brad is back into the Puppet Master movies for better or worse. T and T 2x08 Every Picture brings us a real set of sadsacks and a lot of questions about the Super Mario Brothers Movie.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 630 – Ode to the Ramjack Circus of Irrevocabilities
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We launch our new rules on sports uniforms. What if Elon Musk agrees with your CEO? Three People I do not trust The Constant Mandalorian, Guy-From-Gilmore-Girls-with-a small-creature-perched-on-his-head, and old guy with a brain tumor taking out vengeance on the people that rightfully denied his fake medical treatment. T and T 2x07 Fast Friends bri…
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Episode 629 – Mangled Hopes for a Ramjack Future
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Alex is back from travels and Brad is possibly imagining saw movies. Madame Web has arrived and her Pepsi connects us all. Including a quick changing weirdo who was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died and that was the last time his voice synched up with his face. How does facial recognition work with dre…
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Episode 628 – Eager Supplicants to the Unwieldy Whims of Ramjack
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GhostFiremen or FireStarterMen? Can Chris Rock in Spiral Team up with Lance Henriksen from that one ep of Millenium playing a younger version of themselves as buddy cops? Jesus’s foot fetish is making everyone uncomfortable. Google’s new AI is trash and hopefully Alex does not pay for it.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 627 – Realtime Malice in the Colosseum of Ramjack
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The Beekeeper is the feel good film of the year and we cannot wait for more of them. In T and T 2x06 “A Secret No More” Vanity goes undercover to work out the idiotic machinations of a Senator (not John Fetterman).By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 626 – Termination Point: Ramjack and the Apogee of the Celestials
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Farewell to Meatball Ron Dion. Alex visits a virtual county club. We do a deep dive into the various accoutrements and accessories for your Stanley cup. In T and T 2x05 “The Whole Truth” we learn about the most unnecessarily confusing plot ever to befall Metro County.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 625 – Ubiquitous Carnage at the Ramjack Processional
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In Straight Line (1990) Mr. T goes up against Windom Earle’s Oath Keeper Blockbuster militia and Amy/Amanda is way too comfortable throwing grenades. Also, what item has Brad purchased that is more negative, horrific, and traitorous than a Ouija Board?By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 624 – Oarsman on Doom-Skiff of Ramjack
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It’s 2024 a year when we don’t let our friends affect our utilities. Aquaman and Boba Fett are single Dads despite not being single Dads in Aquaman. How much mustache twirling is required to make the Jigsaw Killer look like a hero? Alex is delving into new digital worlds. How do you deal when a Grubhub promise is broken and threatening your family …
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Episode 623 – Hagiography of the Ramjack Solstice Snowman
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Happy Holidays! Put on your rodent VR headset and quiet the Robin Williams in your head. We discuss a pair of Christmas themed episodes of Tales from the Darkside 04x07 – “The Yattering and Jack” features a lovely tale from Clive Barker of a demon attempting to get a pickle salesman to commit suicide via a Turkey on a Christmas Tree. In 03x11 – “Se…
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Episode 622 – Technical Vectors of the Ramjack Worldwide Infiltration
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Does Charles Entertainment Cheese denounce terrorism? Are you safe at skee-ball? Brad is thwarted by the Grinch. Dreaming is wage theft and the Earth WILL Decide. Why would you call a cooking hotline ever?By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 621 – Incredibly Chaotic and Impossibly Broken The Ramjack Parade of Futility
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Alex presents a tale of “Substances that are things that are technically things that we don’t associate with the thing that come to mind” How do we start turning birds back into dinosaurs? If bones are crystals can you bind a magical elfin creature to your femur? How does this effect your calcium intake? Is selling Harry Potter ribbon a viable busi…
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Episode 620 – Worrisome Canards: The Treacherous trade of Ramjack
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In this post Halloween episode, we meet the creatures of our dreams and attempt to escape from dead children with other dead children. People are ticked off! (and by ticked off we mean “Very Greatful!”)By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 619 – Eldritch Nightmares: The Astral Terror of Ramjack
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Tammy and Dan join us for this super spooky episode where we relate the latest seasonal shenanigans. Can you become a Puppet Master via a correspondence course? Do the dead need to consent to be turned into binary code? Can a citizen journalist stop the existence of lines. These terrifying questions will be answered.…
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Episode 618 – Last of the Cursed Ghostly Feats of Ramjack
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Chris joins us for a spooky episode in which we tangle with monsters both on and off screen. Including the monsters that allowed “No One Will Save You” to be filmed. We venture into wildly bonkers Exorcist III featuring George C Scott barking at demons.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 617 – Blood at the Castle of the Son of Ramjack
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Alex is listening to ghost realtor’s and Brad is dealing with constant eyeball trauma. Tales from the Darkside pilot “Trick or Treat” a very complicated story where it’s difficult to say who is really at fault and 1x07 “Inside the Closet” in which a grad student moves into the worst possible room.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 616 – Impossible Escape from the Demon Tomb of Ramjack
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Is anything scarier than an elite private tour? What about a meandering feel-good story about a mall destroying a local bookstore so they can build a solar panel. Can your heart withstand the terror of 2 artificial intelligences fighting over a story about aliens?By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 615 – Revolutionary Outrages in the Realm of the Ramjack
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Alex will drink bad flavors of coke zero until they don’t taste bad… and you can’t stop him. The Roman Empire is for losers. Brad looks into everyone’s favorite albino incel scientist.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 614 – Ramjacks Rally Round the Gravity Knife
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Dan joins Brad for the second Republican Primary Debate where Casey DeSantis is in cosplay, Vivek’s and Kevin Sorbo fight for weirdest hair, and Doug Burgum is there… for some reason?By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 613 – Evenings in the Duplicitous Court of Ramjack
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Dan joins Brad to discuss the spooky scary monsters we’ve met at Universal studios thus far at Halloween Horror Nights. There are some truly upsetting weirdos lurking all around us.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 612 – Tales of the Braveheart: The 13th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended ...
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Happy Holidays! Join us as we launch into the festive season of the year with tales of spooks, kings, and wizards with heads still attached to their bodies.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 611 – Dining in the Temple of Ramjack: The Feast of Remorse
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Alex endures all the vehicular drama Brad visits a chaotic theme park event and checks in on professional incel Dr JeYkll. We return to Talkin’ Tulsa Tonight with Tulsa King1x02 “Center of the Universe” in which Stallone goes to the DMV and opens a Checking Account before descending into a wild THC infused boomer rant.…
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Episode 610 – Neutral Appointments to the Firing Squad of Ramjack
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Will I be tackled by security if I attempt to wear jeans and a shirt? We ask the tough questions. Also we somehow survive the pilot episode of Fubar1x01 “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” wherein Arnold Schwarzeneggar is one day away from retirement until his being a shitty father and a state-sponsored murderer culminate in nearly an hour of CBS styl…
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Episode 609 – Achievements in the Bureaucracy of Despots: Ramjacks Infernal Ladder
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Nice try but I will not fall for your entrapments, Nextdoor! We delve into the pilot episode of Tulsa King 1x01 “Go West, Old Man” in which the weirdly proportioned Dwight 'The General' Manfredi gets out of prison after 25 years of being a chump and is immediately sent off to Oklahoma.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 608 – Droning Echoes at the Ramjack Lectern
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Alex returns from the geologically and ethnically secluded White Wasp Island. As the spooky 9/11 season is on the horizon Brad has seen “Talk to Me” and he’s still trying to forget some of the terrifying sounds. Safety Question: How many toddlers is too many?By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 607 – Instruments of Upheaveal: The Grand Unwinding of the Ramjack Century
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Tammy and Dan bring their trusty tennis balls and join Brad for some very reasonable cop facts. We also check in on some of our local weirdos and unscramble some movie-mix’em-ups.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 606 – Bastion of Malcontents at the Ramjack Stronghold
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Please do not share this podcast with a gorilla they would definitely not be able to stay awake through charger-talk. Brad reports on the most recent in the Insidious franchise and it’s soundtrack. We take a strong stance against Albert Einstein’s hat blowing off his head. Threads: It kind of exists assuming you want to read some useless nonsense.…
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Episode 605 – Abandon Hope and Embrace the Deliriums of Ramjack
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We’re back for summer time sizzling casual episode. Alex is really good at ruining go-karts for everybody. Brad encounters a product that is unwieldy and impractical.By Ornamental Messiah Productions
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Episode 604 – Ruled Under the Momentum of Ramjack
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Turbulence is up and Alex is down… with a case of the Navi blues. We get a report on the latest season of the truly terrifying show “The Ultimatum.” All of your questions regarding terrorcons, predacons, cosmic keys, and wildly convoluted timelines in regards to the latest transformers prequel are dealt with.…
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Episode 603 – Tightrope Over the Infinite Sorrow: Captured by Ramjack
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14 years in we ask the very important question: What the hell is a terrorcon? Alex learns that trampolines can be just as real as real basketball. Brad dips into the secret local Tiki bar and then meets his new trauma-based monster pal The Boogeyman. In T and T 1x24 “Now You See It” A psychic comes to Amy/Amanda with a case that doesn’t make any se…
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Episode 602 – Sabotage at the the Feast of Ramjack: Betrayl of the Foolish
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Grab your communal stack of buddy towels and prepare to support the woman with dementia who flew the confederate flag over San Francisco. Brad has seen Fast X and Alex has dipped into the Quantum Realm. In T and T 1x23 “Working it Out” Mr. T helps a woman join the gym whilst Amy/Amanda tries to convince Decker to convert it into antisemitic private…
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Episode 601 – Associates of Ramjack and the Conglomeration of Improbable Works
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We read the word one of our greatest political minds. Alex buys some non-nazi candy from his favorite internet personality and reports in on the latest in Zelda. In T and T 1x22 “Mickey’s Choice” Mr. T intervenes on an Oliver Twist Scenario and a man wearing a tire on his head is not the worst dressed individual.…
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