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Dr. Staples’s research takes seriously the productive intersection of theology—specifically mystical theology—and poetry in the development of alternative modes of critical thinking in the Middle Ages. Studying the Middle Ages through the lenses of queer theory, posthumanism, gender and sexuality studies, and critical race theory, Dr. Staples demon…
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lenny duncan (they/them) is a writer, speaker, scholar, and media producer working at the forefront of racial justice in America. lenny is the author of Dear Church, United States of Grace, and Dear Revolutionaries, and co-creator of the podcast BlackBerryJams with PRX. A PhD student in Historical and Cultural Studies of Religion, lenny's current r…
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Assata de la Cruz is a Black and Indigenous Queer mother. She is the Executive Director of Savage Daughters and Director of Community Outreach for Soulforce, an organization for Queer folks reclaiming our spirits from weaponized religion. She is certified and trained a variety of embodied practices including Birth Work, Spirit Work, Heart Work, and…
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The Rev. Nicole M. Garcia (she/her), M.A. LPC, is a queer transgender Latina who currently serves as the Faith Work Director at the National LGBTQ Task Force. Nicole earned a Master of Arts in Counseling Psychology from CU Denver and is a Licensed Professional Counselor in the state of Colorado. Nicole earned a Master of Divinity from Luther Semina…
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Big dog Stony Tinsilvester gives us the 411 about what it's like to protect Santa and how life brought him there. Big dog Cranky Little Wh*re wants to raise awareness of the sorts of services provided in the basements of Motel 6s and 7s. Big dog Pinocchio returns to the show to share more of his patented sad-sack-ery. Watch TikTok: https://www.tikt…
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Big dog Uncle Lenny tries to escape detection by the CIA for the things he did in his mysterious past. Big dog Emperor Br!@n goes through therapy for his intrusive dictatorial thoughts. Big dog Count Chronicles gets into a fight with his own butt. Socials TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welc…
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Big dog Kirby Enthusiasm sidles over to the mic to give us more insight into the life of a cowboy from Texas. Big dog Little Man returns to sprinkle us all with more dark truths from the shadow realm. Big dogs Tom Foolery and No Nonsense Nick make their first appearances to tell us of their scheme to out perform Santa Claus this Christmas. Socials …
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The Rev. Jes Kast is a progressive minister, constructive theologian, and gardener. Raised in Michigan, Jes took her second call to ministry in New York City. After the 2016 election, she longed to share healing and desired a slower way of life. Those passions, among many others led her to taking a call as the settled pastor at Faith UCC in State C…
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CONTENT WARNING: discussions of suicide, suicidal ideation, and mental abuse. Resources for dealing with religious trauma: https://www.religioustraumainstitute.com/ https://www.reclamationcollective.com/ Social Media Links https://www.instagram.com/p2hppod/ https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551207190793 Sandra Porter's Music https://music.a…
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Dr. Miguel H. Díaz is the John Courtney Murray University Chair in Public Service and was selected by President Barack Obama as the 9th U.S. Ambassador to the Holy See. Prof. Díaz obtained his doctorate in Systematic Theology from the University of Notre Dame. Among his scholarly interests include trinitarian theology, theological anthropology, que…
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Kate's Books https://www.amazon.com/stores/Kate-Hilderbrandt/author/B0BTZYPF5N?ref=ap_rdr&store_ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true Kate's Social Media https://www.instagram.com/permissionalchemy/ https://www.instagram.com/kate.hilderbrandt/ Sandra Porter's Music https://music.apple.com/us/album/breaking-roots-ep/1476075819 …
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The Rev. Mihee Kim-Kort is a Presbyterian minister, agitator, speaker, and writer. Her writing and commentary can be found in the New York Times, TIME, BBC World Service, USA Today, Huffington Post, Christian Century, On Being, Sojourners, and the author of the book Outside the Lines: How Embracing Queerness Will Transform Your Faith. She is co-pas…
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Thanks to Lenny Duncan for being my first guest. You can connect with Lenny at the following links: Psalms of My People A Sorcerer's Notebook Lenny's Instagram Thanks to Sandra Porter for the use of her song "Glass House" for the intro music for the pod. You can find more of Sandra's music at the following link: Breaking Roots by Sandra Porter Than…
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Big dog Skert sits his little butt in our chair and talks about his lovely wife who just so happens to sound like a barnyard animal. Big dog Uncle Lenny stumbles in from the kitchen to discuss his business plans and memories from Zach’s childhood. Big dog DZay Jizzy drops the funk on us with stories of his prolific career as a Gen Z DJ. Socials Pod…
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Big dog Jack Jim Joe swings by to talk about his club for men with insecurities—not complaints! He’s a manipulative boi who wants to use peoples’ insecurities against them. Big dog Mulgrave pulls up on us to talk about his recent rad quest to dig deep within Mt. Fuji for the God Blood. Has a private chef, loves jet fuel, hates science nerds. Big do…
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Professor Lisa Isherwood is the first Professor of Feminist Liberation Theologies in the UK. Professor of Practice and Research Supervisor at the University of Wales and is an extensively published researcher with 28 books and numerous articles. Her work explores such areas as liberation theologies, feminist theologies, eco-theologies, Psychology o…
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Big dog Andy Junction is trying to cool down, so he enlists the help of Roberto to quiet the rage in his soul. Big dog Bill Smart wants to figure out what he did last week and finds a new best friend along the way. Introducing big dog, Plumpy, who just wants to talk about his pumpkin patch but is abducted by aliens and replaced by big dog Eminem… t…
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Big dog Donkey Dave swings by to discuss Barbie and show us his new bike. Big dog Piggie Smalls swings by to discuss his housing needs and tending to the heads on Mount Rushmore. And introducing the new big dog, Bullfrog, who is a bullfrog. Socials Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypump…
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Roberto becomes good friends with Boris Privyet, previously known as Magic Mike, while looking through his assortment of mystical trinkets. Zach gets completely embarrassed by one of these trinkets — a magic sieve which translates the truth through his dirty lies. Then Zach becomes close.. too close.. with Ruth, an old biddy who is slowly losing he…
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Schmitty McFallsalot returns to the show to tell the boys about a governmental conspiracy he’s uncovering involving the FBI and Canadian witches. Zach and Roberto perform a hostage negotiation at the Hilton in Salem Massachusetts for President Joseph-Gordon Biden. They discover that Tom Cruise is a future politician. Their second guest is James. Si…
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Waxy Maximilian comes on talking all this game about making magic and doin tricks. Whoa man, I didn’t ask for your life story. Then this Magic Mike guy sits down in my chair and no one even stopped him. He makes people sleepy or something. The last guy was a sweet kid. Cheerful Charlie was his name. He just made me feel good about myself. Zach and …
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Alicia T. Crosby (she/her/hers) is a justice educator, activist, and minister whose work addresses the spiritual, systemic, and interpersonal harm people experience. Alicia helps individuals, communities, and institutions explore and unpack topics related to identity, justice, journey, and intersectional equity. Her passions for justice, spirituall…
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Zach and Roberto chat the chits with Harvey Hicks (a fire fighter and second coming of Jesus), Soul Sugar (a pop star and all around psychopath) and Daniel Crackcorn (an animal expert and low stakes villain). Podcast Socials: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast/ Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin Roberto: https://www.instag…
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Andy Junction, a chronically infuriated man, chats with Zach and Roberto about hats vs helmets, not understanding fantasy and novel ways of cooling ones emotional temperature down. Next Zach chats with Big Gravy, the once gravy salesman turned hell-demon, who is now on a press tour for his new finance book. Finally Roberto sits down gently with Dil…
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Chris Ive, a Silicon Valley tech guru comes by to chat about his team’s earth shattering new product and in the process teaches Roberto how to live an enlightened life. Then Joe Biden returns to apologize to Zach and the American citizens for what he deems an unforgivable lapse in presidential etiquette. Lastly Pippin Grear returns to try and sell …
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First up today is Seth Mayhem, an influencer and Twitch streamer, who is plagued by his own audience’s expectations. Next they chat with Bob Barley, a toilet mogul who is renown for installing the toilets in each of the wonders of the world and wants to discuss why he no longer jokes. Lastly the boys talk to the pop star and music icon, Soul Sugar,…
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Starting things off, Zach and Roberto chat with Kid Jefferies who returns to the show with a new chill attitude to talk about his relationship with criminals, bears and his father. Then the boys introduce Lex, a self-proclaimed good man and non-villain who is endeavoring to help people in his own… misguided ways. Roberto talks to Lex’s Aunt Ruth an…
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The boys’ first guest today is ChetGPT, a sentient AI birthed of a virgin scientist, offering his unique perspective on the world. You'll hear hilarious scenarios where ChetGPT's lack of emotional intelligence gets him into trouble. Then, Zach talks to Big Gravy, a hell demon turned tugboat captain, navigating the choppy waters of love. Finally, we…
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The first guest for Zach and Roberto today is Burberry, The Lord and God of Dreams and Nightmares. He takes Roberto and the later guests into dreams that reflect the goodness or evil of the person in the dream. Second up is Emperor Palpatine, back again to show off his newfound appreciation for “small town evil” as well as plans for a Halloween sto…
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Today’s episode starts off with Zach and Roberto chatting with Corinthians Rosenbaum, a feline behavioral psychologist. She trains Roberto to be a more dominant person using her rather eccentric methods. Then Roberto and Thia are both taught “maffs” by a professor named Mr. Matelaus who learned how to count (and may have started the pandemic) in pr…
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Starting off a totally action packed episode Bill Smart comes back to the show for his own official segment. Bill gives his grand plans for joining the circus and fills in large war-torn gaps in his life’s story. Then Roberto chats with Merlin, who wants to make some new friends, and his enchanted suit of armor, Sir Clangor. The episode concludes w…
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The fellas’ first guest today is a psychopathic gym teacher named Mr. Gaiman (first name unknown) who is trying to track down communists and ward off demons. Roberto then chats with a wolf-boy named Farfin who, after attending Harvard, began a career of fighting crime with the help of his psychic link with wolves. To wrap up a very supernatural epi…
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Today Zach and Roberto start by talking to Donkey Dave, a cave dwelling stoner (vampire?) who wants to throw a dinner party for Zach’s retirement. Roberto then chats to Amafrog, a Hollywood sweetheart and perfectly normal Scandinavian person who has lost many leading man roles to his nemesis, Kermit the Frog. Later, during Zach’s retirement party t…
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Zach and Roberto start off the episode hooting and hollering with their first guest, a cowboy named Kirby Enthusiasm. Kirby treats his cows ethically, farmers’ daughters tenderly and loves to tell stories of his travels. After that hootenanny Zach talks to Caldwell Felgerman, the ideal man. Caldwell details why he typifies what it means to be a man…
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To start things off Zach and Roberto talk to Ricky Basketball who is feeling very nervous about an imminent date with a woman whom he’s never met. Roberto then talks to Pippin Grear who is attempting to lead a resistance against the AI uprising after narrowly escaping a blood thirsty Boston Dynamics robot piloted by some Backstreet Boys. Near the e…
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Starting things off today Zach and Roberto chat with the amiable Paris Clifton (Darryl Charles) who is in the noble profession of selling suitcases. Things take on a more sour note later when they call on Big Gravy to perform hell magic to grow Paris into a taller man. The spell ends up getting botched and Zach is left mutilated and Roberto is acci…
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Today's episode starts off with Zach and Roberto talking to an undercover boss named Schneedly Grip. I'm not sure what his business is, but it sounds illegal. Zach then catches up with Big Gravy who accidentally burns Roberto to dust. And to finish things off Roberto introduces a guest with a shocking twist -- Big Gravy's brother, Big Wiz. It's a r…
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This episode starts with a bang as Zach and Roberto interview a TV presenter who also happens to be part of the Illuminati, Steven Stargazer. Steven attempts to forcibly recruit Roberto into the famously secretive organization but Big Gravy returns from his sexy space voyage to save him. After everyone settles down Zach chats with a foley artist na…
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Today’s show starts with Zach and Roberto interviewing a man who claims to have worked in IT at a local gym, Theodore Larbo (Larb for short), and wants a new job as the main sound engineer on Welcome To Earth. Then Roberto chats with a retired surgeon named Dr. Piggy Smalls (or the Notorious P. MD for fun) who has very eventful and horny vacations.…
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The Saga series are episodes where we shine a spotlight on one recurring character that has had an ongoing storyline in our universe. This Saga episode is a compilation of the first three appearances of Chad Puffrickles, as portrayed by Zach Duncan. Chad started as a charming southern rogue lost in the building and has evolved into a steam power cy…
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Terry, the mad scientist slash Frankenstein-esque monster, returns to the show to prepare Zach and Roberto for the imminent incursion of angry Wisconsin scientists who want to kill Terry. The crisis is averted by mulch. Really. After the break Zach talks to an author named Geraldo Springs who has a very peculiar reaction to being asked questions. F…
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Big Gravy comes back on the show to catch Zach and Roberto up on how he’s spent his afterlife working for both Satan and Santa. Then Roberto speaks with a ship engineer from Saturn, named Glizznoq, whose ship (the USS Fiddlesticks) is on an intragalactic sexploration mission. Two young brothers, Kid and Barney Jefferies, join Zach for the last segm…
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Matt Hurley joins Zach and Roberto today to discuss what it has been like for him to found the new Port Comedy Club in Baltimore. Later, Schmitty McFallsalot returns to the show to continue his tragic love/war saga with President Theodore Walton, his assistant Garth and Schmitty’s wife, Angela D’labecio. Lastly, Zach chats with The Hamburgler.. lik…
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A business woman and self-described “queenpin” named Felicity Sky joins Zach and Roberto to discuss everything from her criminal empire, to branding tips, to her brother Rick’s unfortunate head injury. Then Emperor Palpatine comes back to show Zach what’s new in his life before accidentally ingesting powerful hallucinogens. Lastly Roberto and Felic…
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To kick off her press tour Boogie Garland comes by to talk with Zach and Roberto about her new “arthouse” film and discuss her very storied career. Later, Bill Smart comes back on the podcast with fresh revelations for Zach that Jesus Christ himself has been given Bill a new physical body and told him the real reason Roman fell. Zach, being the cur…
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In an attempt to bring more attention to his museum’s art exhibits, Horus Warnock joins Zach and Roberto with the revelation that he routinely has to fight off vampires and that he himself may be a mummy. Zach then chats with a sentient Dodge Ram named Joke Rogan and Zach tries and fails to convince it to dance. Lastly Engineer Josh planned a surpr…
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This episode of Two Kings, One Podcast starts with Zach and Roberto as the titular kings chatting with Little Joey Matthews. Little Joey performs his a cappella act around the world hoping that his ne’er-do-well father (whom he’s never met) will see him and lead to a reunion. Later, Cinnamon Jack, another traveling singer, chats with Zach about his…
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Fresh from his escape from hell, Bad Gravy (nee Big) has come to inform Zach and Roberto of how living in the realm of the damned changes a person. Then, The T3rm1n@t0r (Terminator, for those who don’t read 1337) tries to teach Roberto how to type safely and reveals his deep love of nature. To wrap things up Zach chats with a timeless shadow monste…
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