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An actual play podcast with a focus on queer storytelling. Join Becs, Helen, Jen and Sara for a series of short table-top role-playing games using a variety of game systems, including Thirsty Sword Lesbians, Kids on Bikes, Stone the Crows and Mundane Magic. Featuring fresh new characters for each game, some true chaos role-playing, jokes to make your mum blush, and beautiful LGBTQ+ love. If you like comedy-focused actual play podcasts but you want it more femme, more gay and more silly, you' ...
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The enemy defeated, Bets, Miya and Hval head towards the Last Lighthouse. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, dramatic pirate combat YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. THE GAME! Sail the Oceans Queer is a game by La Lionne Publishing, availab…
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This week, the gang tucks up to the Applebee's bar to discuss an "eventful" weekend in Richmond, Austin Dillon's Hero to Zero, but still kind of a Hero to at least Pop Pop arc, NASCAR sitting on their hands while their house is on fire, the power and glory of the Knoxville Nationals, and Ernie Irvan cheating death. RIP SARAH SIMMONS. CLICK HERE FOR…
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The gang is back after a big vacation to discuss a moment of national unity, the terrifying world of AI, a whole mess of short track racing, and Winston Cup at Richmond back in '86. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twitter: @meetmeatdabees Say Hi: ⁠meetmeatapplebees@gmail.com…
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WARNING: If this is your first time listening to this podcast, DO NOT start here, theoretical fan who’s just itching to hear some takes on the 9th episode of Season 3 of Lower Decks in August 2024. For JAXILLY SUPERFANS ONLY (how’s that for some gatekeeping; rather, trying desperately to keep the gates open). For fans of podcasts on life support th…
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Climb up in the booth and join us for part two of our conversation with Stacy Gioia (Oswego Speedway). Stacy shares stories about growing up at the Steel Palace, her legendary family, how damn rude some of these kids are these days, and so much more. This episode was recorded last week, so forgive us for any inaccuracies concerning current events. …
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Bets, Miya and Hval have succeeded in finding the key to the Last Lighthouse... but a dark ship approaches. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, dramatic pirate combat YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. THE GAME! Sail the Oceans Queer is a gam…
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This week the gang is joined by former child tire salesman, current Lord of the Tech Shed at Oswego Speedway, and all around good buddy Stacy Gioia to discuss our collective need for a vacation from NASCAR, F1 getting interesting for once, our respective weekends at Oswego and Monadnock, and much more. Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twitter: @meetme…
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This week the gang covers the the Trial of Corey Lajoie, assorted NASCAR news the titanic battle brewing between Hudson O'Neil and Ricky Thornton Jr., and more. Also, Brien gets attacked by a stray dog and then makes everyone watch a Blippi video on his iPad. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twitter: @meetmea…
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Dim the lights and put on some popcorn, it’s movie night at Jaxilly! And the loudmouths in the theater this time are none other than Jack, Geoff, and Sean (with a special unbilled guest star (OK, it’s Sam)) showing up to use Crisis Point 2 to reflect on movie tropes, endless quote the Simpsons, talk about the hottest pop culture (of late 2024), and…
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Bets, Miya and Hval arrive at the Island of the Whispering Sands. Will they find the key to the lighthouse at the end of the world? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, whispering YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. THE GAME! Sail the Oceans Qu…
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This week the gang settles in to the corner booth and abuses their server. Also, the gang discusses an exciting but controversial NASCAR weekend in the Windy City, a very dumb weekend on racing-related social media, things that Hallie Deegan and Ricky Thornton Jr. have in common, and hanging out in the pits at Pocono circa 1995. CLICK HERE FOR THE …
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This week the gang is once again joined by journalist, author, and hostess with the mostess Jay Pennell to discuss NASCAR's weekend in the music city, Carson Hocevar's heel turn, everyone getting fired, fathers birthing sons, and a whole mess of short track racing news. Also, Brien's History of Monster Trucks series makes it's triumphant return to …
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Bets, Miya and Hval have been sailing the high seas in the stolen Lady Caroline for several months now. About time a new adventure bites, don't you think? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, pirates arrrgh YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. T…
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This week Rob discusses navigating a wet weekend in the X Lot at Loudon. Also, the gang discusses a very horny week on NASCAR Twitter, racing in the "damp", modified racing, and the appropriate age cut off for making stop motion videos. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twitter: @meetmeatdabees Say Hi: ⁠meetmea…
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It's time for a showdown! Mutant vs mutant! Marine animal vs marine animal! Rap artist vs rap artist! The reputation of our three junior hybrid battle cryptid heroes is on the line! Also one of the bad guys is a murderer so he does need to be stopped. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the sickest beats you've ever heard YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM…
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This week the gang recaps an exciting weekend of NASCAR racing in Iowa and says goodbye to Martin Truex Jr. (and probably a few other drivers for that matter). Also, the gang discusses include NBC's broadcast superiority, sad car counts, having funnel cakes for dinner, and going to Walmart with your brother. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠…
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This week Brien watches some NASCAR racing, Truelove gets the grand tour of the metro Charlotte area and ends up at Bowman Gray, and Rob follows current SMART points leader and all around hot shoe Carson Loftin around Stafford to help document his New England modified debut. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twi…
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RIP PARNELLI JONES. This week, the gang discusses the finer points of the previous weekend of big time auto racing in the midwest, Kyle Larson beating his truancy charge, arguably the best finish of the year, Rob's staycation in groudpounder country, and Tony Stewart's tummy troubles. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetmeatapp…
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A lightning storm transformed them into animal-human mutant hybrids. But all these three teens really want is some 'za! And not to be framed for crimes they didn't commit. Let's hit the streets! CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, much referencing to squid squelching YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Jen Blundell plays Charlotte Talpi, Helen…
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This week Truelove goes to Charlotte and gets rained on, Brien goes to Fremont and watches a home run derby, and Rob drinks too many nips in his backyard. Also, the gang discusses all the big, bad, beautiful, badass, and bummer of the greatest weekend of motorsports. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twitter: @m…
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On their mission to procure some of the Good Nuts, the Immersions have made it as far as the Pantry. Many challenges are yet to be overcome, however! Perhaps the greatest among them being that of honest and loving family communication. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, mouth sounds YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Becs Watson. Sara Keep plays Egret …
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The worms are back!!! This week the gang gathers in the corner booth over some Zyn tea to discuss the genesis of the next pandemic at North Wilkeboro, Butterbean being wronged, what we did last weekend, the new class of NASCAR Hall of Fame inductees, and a whole lot of Indy stuff. Don't worry. We talk about the fight too. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO O…
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This week Brien recounts his visit to the Lady In Black and inadvertently disrespects Richard Petty. Also, the gang discusses NASCAR in the 70s, the incredible men's room at Stafford Motor Speedway, who our NASCAR "first loves" were, and a host of other racing-related goodness. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees …
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The gang slides back into the corner booth for the sixtieth time (unofficially) to discuss an insane weekend of NASCAR racing in Kansas and elsewhere, charter negotiations going nowhere, why you should always consider who's paying your media sources, and the glory of 80's big block racing. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetme…
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In an old house, behind the immersion heater, lives a family of Floorboard Folk. Floorboard Folk live thrilling lives as they carve out their way among the realm of the Biggies. Today, our little family of little adventurers are on a mission to procure some of the Good Nuts. But will they bite off more than they can chew? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing…
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This week the gang pops in their Zyns and discusses a quality weekend of NASCAR racing in Dover, bad weather, and how incredibly garbage race car drivers are at stick and ball sports. PSA: don't be a dick to the staff at your local short track. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠ Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twitter: @meetmeatdabees Say Hi: ⁠m…
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Chirp, chirp, CAW, muthafucka! Peanut Hamper is BACK (for the first time) in a Very Special Episode of Lower Decks, and this episode of Jaxilly is also very special because the wonderful Michelle Ugalde flies back to the nest and rejoins the flock to sing her songs about it, songs that Jack, Sean, Sam and Barm are all too happy to join in singing. …
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Talia, Magda and Young Mildred have worked out where Old Mildred is. Now it's just a matter of sneaking into a retirement home and persuading an old lady to willingly get into a limousine to Super Hell. Easy. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, death, senility/old age YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Talia Addicot, Jen Blu…
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Truelove survived Talladega, so the gang assembles in the corner booth to celebrate and discuss going slower to win races, building fences in places where they should be built, ripping Zyns in the car, and the continuation of Brien's History of Monster Truck series.CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO OF THE WEEK.⁠⁠Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twitter: @meetm…
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This week, Truelove brings her own personal sireen to Applebee's and rings it loudly, Rob goes to Loudon and watches the best six car race that he's ever seen, and Brien calls in by using 10-10-321. ***Apologies for the audio issues towards the end of the episode. We know. We'll fix it next week.*** If you have the means, please offer your financia…
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On the eve of Rob's 40th bithday, the gang splits a Triple Chocolate Meltdown and discusses the dismal state of short track racing in the Cup series, Marcus Smith's big day on Twitter, sage advice from Uncle Kenny, and the enduring(?) legacy of Sammy Hagar. If you have the means, please offer your financial support to Bobby and Natali Moore. They n…
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Three Brave Blossoms are out selling cookies to raise funds for their scouting group. But when an odd stranger brings some unexpected news, cookie-pushing must take a backseat... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, death YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Talia Addicot, Jen Blundell plays Magda Bałzukiewicz and Helen Gaffney…
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This week the gang piles into the corner booth to discuss a controversial weekend in Richmond, race fans as good luck charms, more racing related metal releases, a fictional world in which Alan Kulwicki is still alive but Davey Allison still isn't, and how Dave Marcis somehow looks younger than any of us. VIDEO OF THE WEEK REVIEW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dave Marcis …
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The gang is all back in one place this week to discuss staying in between the lines in Austin, NASCAR potentially commandeering Long Beach, one of the dumbest DARF of the Week candidates we've ever seen, Martinsville tips for success, and how Truelove doesn't like metal. Please excuse the audio issues. The Worcester, MA dial up cable got cut by som…
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Saph, Sam and Scotty have descended to the basement of the Green Dawn Mall. Will they find the CCTV they need to help find their missing friend Sabina? Or will the Mall find them...? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, missing persons, lots of eggs, war sounds, birds YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Jen Blundell. Helen Gaffney plays Sapphire “Saph” Gr…
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This week, the gang discusses a wild weekend in Bristol, exploding tires, NASCAR dodging a bullet, and how not to shotgun a beer. VIDEO OF THE WEEK REVIEW: Nascar Blows it at Indy NEXT WEEK'S VIDEO OF THE WEEK: A POWER METAL RECORD ABOUT THE DEATH OF DALE EARNHARDT (NOT ACTUALLY A VIDEO. PLEASE LISTEN. Instagram: @meetmeatapplebees Twitter: @meetme…
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The boys all head back to Deep Space 9 to reopen the wormhole, and they’re just as excited as the Cerritos crew! Kregg, being a Ferengi expert / Dabo Boy, tells everyone AAAAAALLLLLL about Quark and his “Dabo Wheel”. Plus, who can forget faithful Mariner, and her adventures in candle making? Plus, we talk about the HOTTEST new Star Wars show. That’…
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Truelove is out sick this week, so in her absence, Jay Pennell from Racing America sits down with the gang to discuss both Indycar and NASCAR's respective identity crises, a quiet weekend of racing in Phoenix, just how big of a no no tire doping is in late model racing, and why they don't let the old guys do exhibition races anymore. VIDEO OF THE W…
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The year is 2024, and Saph, Sam and Scotty have entered the dilapidated Harold Wilson Memorial Shopping Centre to search for their missing friend. But when they take a mysterious escalator down to a whole new level of the shopping centre, they get more than they bargained for... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, missing persons, lots of eggs…
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The gang settles in at Applebee's for the 50th time and discuss all things Vegas. Truelove recounts her experience at the Pennzoil 400, a DARF of the Week legend retires with honors, and Rob learns how to use ChatGPT. VIDEO OF THE WEEK REVIEW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠1994 Copper World Classic Super Modified Race⁠⁠ NEXT WEEK'S VIDEO OF THE WEEK: ⁠2010 Scott's …
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HEEEEEY, Jaxilly is FINALLY putting out episodes AGAAAIIIN. This one was recorded nearly a year and a half ago, but it is WORTH THE WAIT. The Super Rios Brothers are at it again, talking about the Spider-Verse, David Lynch and cowboys, Saul Rubinek, the films of Jordan Peele, the raft of delightful Star Trek deep cuts in this episode, and occasiona…
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This week, Truelove breaks down her weekend in Atlanta, Rob goes full boomer, and Brien asks the server to put on Pawn Stars reruns on the bar TV. Also, lots of poo poo/pee pee talk this week. You've been warned. VIDEO OF THE WEEK REVIEW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NASCAR DOES PAWN STARS NEXT WEEK'S VIDEO OF THE WEEK: 1994 Copper World Classic Super Modified Race Ins…
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This week, the gang gathers up what's left of their patience and crams in the corner booth to share their thoughts on the extended (and controversial) weekend at Daytona. Also, Rob misses the Daytona 500 completely, Kenny Wallace stands up for the women of America, Truelove gets bumped from the FOX broadcast, and Brien shows everyone a fight video …
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The hosts of the #1 Motorsports Podcast in America reconvene in the corner booth to discuss the musical legacy of Creed, the absolute overload of short track racing in Florida right now, and the gang's thoughts and predictions for the 66th running of the Daytona 500. RIP RYAN YOUNG. VIDEO OF THE WEEK REVIEW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Daytona 500 experience Davey Allison…
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This week the gang says goodbye(?) to the Clash and breaks down their thoughts on the new NASCAR Netflix series. Also, Rob pops a Zyn and tries his best to understand why Loudon has decided to book the same damn cover band for the 38th year in a row.VIDEO OF THE WEEK REVIEW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Outlaw V.S. Posse Showdown | World Of Outlaws Stop Motion Sprint Car S…
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This week the gang discusses the upcoming weekend in Los Angeles, Frankie Muniz's most excellent merchandise, the RTJ/Superman "drama"***, who the most attractive Elliott was in 1985, and much, much more. ***The Zyn takes hold of Rob during this segment and he refers to Chris Madden as Brandon Sheppard, which is obviously wrong. Sorry for the mix u…
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We're back, bitches! After a long winter of discontent, the gang reassembles in the corner booth at the local Applebee's to kick off Season Two of your favorite undignified motorsports podcast. This week, Brien rents a tux and goes to a banquet, Truelove conquers the high banks of Atlanta Motor Speedway, and Rob does his best to stay afloat in the …
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Jaz, Juniper and Tiddles race to get the news out about the strike. Tiddles extends a paw. Juniper says a goodbye. Jaz closes a chapter. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the misery of corporate exploitation YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Jaz Vell, Jen Blundell plays Juniper Poutine and Helen Gaffney plays Tiddles. THE…
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