Send us a text Listen to the fully reloaded content in this months episode of Slappin Bird Pod, where we explain where we've been, where're we'reere're going'', and whwerre'er we want to be... Love and Peace SBP <3By Slappin’ Bird, Pushin’ Rope

Send us a text Happy Holidays and welcome back to Slappin Bird. This week, Antoine Balducci is accused of killing off Santa's reindeer, and faces the consequences. Follow us on IG: @SlappinBirdPodBy Greg, Nico, Alex, Ben, Rene

Send us a text This episode is sponsored by Chicken Parm Enter Promo Code SlappinBird4100236-001988 for 10% off Chicken Parm anywhere! (Only Participating Locations Apply) Instagram @SlappinBirdPod Nothing said on this podcast is real.By Greg, Nico, Alex, Ben, Rene

Send us a text The second single from the upcoming untitled Booty Ass LP has just been released and there are rumors that Dr. Dre AND Rick Rubin Ross will be executive producing the ENTIRE THIGNG! Wow, so glad we've decided to bankroll Booty Ass - clearly he is a musical genius. Also, host your podcast on Buzzsprout by clicky clicking - Podcast aff…

Send us a text This is the first single from the miuch anticipated untitled upcoming EP from none other than Booty Ass! Podcast affiliate link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=156781By Greg, Nico, Alex, Ben, Rene

Send us a text Take it in - take it in the desert! Podcast affiliate link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=156781By Greg, Nico, Alex, Ben, Rene

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Send us a text We are back with a VENGEANCE!! My wife hates me. Anyway… Buy your Amacock5000 on Amazon’s Home Depot account todayBy Greg, Nico, Alex, Ben, Rene

Send us a text Thanks for joining us again. In the latest installment of the worlds last funny podcast, we discuss how we ended up booking time at the 4 Seasons (landscaping and crematorium) and interview Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails! Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPodBy Greg, Nico, Alex, Ben, Rene

Send us a text Hello : Rene, Nico, Ben and Greg gather for another installment of SBP. We chat live with a doctor about the negative health effects of "leaking cheese" and the things your doctor can do if you're experiencing these symptoms. As always, this podcast is better than Yeah But Still, and Joe Ragaon Experiecne. Follow us on Instagram: @Sl…

Send us a text This episode is dedicated to memory of Damien Grubb. This slow-burner episode features the full cast of SBP - Nico, Alex, Greg, Rene and Uncle Benjamin Netanyoohoo. We introduce the show again four to five times, each one unsuccessfully, and finally get interrupted by a longtime friend of the pod. Listen to find out who it is. Follow…

Send us a text Welcome back to SBP - the most scientific podcast on the internet. This week we tackle the topic of extraterrestrial life. Did alien's create us? Are they watching us have sex? This week on SBpod, you don't want to miss the answers to these questions. Follow us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod…

Send us a text We're joined by Alex Iovino (@elnatural_al) to discuss how Alex (former host of SBP) died when he was hit by Kobe Bryant's helicopter while holding a basket of prairie dog babies, the multiplicity of John Denver (there are many John Denvers), and how Ricky Gervais earned the nickname "Slick Ricky" Gervais in college. And remember the…

Send us a text We're in the midst of the ape's Stone Age evolution. And global warming..what happens next? It's Slappin' Bird by the numbers. Enjoy! @SlappinBirdPod Check out my other podcast: @WireNutsPodcastBy Greg, Nico, Rene

Send us a text In this episode Greg and Nico are without guests, without Ben and Alex, left to their own devices...what happens now? Instagram: @slappinbirdpodBy Greg, Nico, Alex, Ben

Send us a text After a lengthy absence, Slappin' Bird returns for a fully reloaded episode with Rene. Instagram: @SlappinBirdPodBy Greg. Nico, Alex, Ben, Rene

Send us a text Welcome back to Slappin' Bird Pod. The only comedy podcast left on the planet. We return with a familiar cast of voices: Ben, Nico and Greg, to discuss the joys of hoodie weather, non-con, and Backshot Season. We hope you enjoy this installment of our podcast. If you want to connect with us, visit us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod or E…

Send us a text The gang reunites to speak on the issues that affect out world today..By Greg, Nico, Ben, Damien, Alex

Send us a text Greg and Alex instruct a session on deep meditation and talk about missing Jeffrey Epstein.By Greg, Alex

Send us a text The Handjob Witch sings her own Bohemian Rhapsody...the Bohemian Fapsody. Why does this exist? @SlappinBirdPod on Instagram DM us for a free Beanie Baby.By Gregory Kowalski, Nicolas Lopez, Alex Kowalski

Send us a text We welcome Jesse to the podcast, a local vagrant and war criminal, and we discuss the lengths we went to get him on the podcast. We migrate into conversations about necrophilia, bukkake, the Handjob Witch sells her milking table, among other terrible and horrendous things. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPod…

Send us a text Jeffrey Epstein reportedly dies by suicide by hanging. A mysterious suicide "tape". Ice Cream Jones. The Handjob Witch. Stericycle? How are they all connected? In this episode we take you on a rollercoaster of drama and action as we begin to unravel the story of how Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and why. We are joined by Damien as …

Send us a text Without a guest and without Alex again, we are left to our own devices. We imagine what its like at Graceland; if Elvis was "alive", and much more. Step into the weird world of Slappin' Bird. Enjoy. Leave a comment. Get some stickers and magnets. Follow us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPodBy Gregory Kowalski, Nicolas Lopez, Alex Kowalski, Ben Lopez

Send us a text This week we're joined by Turtle, a vagrant from Warwick who spends his time on Twitter making fake accounts just to harass and stalk Lebron James. We're also joined by Ben, a longtime substitute for Alex, who is dead. We break tradition and check in on everyone's mental health (very important) and namedrop everyone who spent time on…

Send us a text In this episode we are joined by Brian, one of three people in the world to have his body totally encapsulated by the same skin that comprises your dick head (or glans). He is joined by his surgeon, Jean-Claud Long, who explains how the entire mix-up happened, and then our halftime musician performs a new song for us, "Pizza Bun"! We…

Send us a text In this episode we welcome back Rene Reyes, a longtime associate, who offers some wisdom on milking tables, UFOs, Joe Rogaine, and who to vote for on 2020 and we embark on a strange journey with the Handjob Witch. Enjoy. As always, this Podcast is Way Better than "Yeah But Still", "The Joe Rogans Experience", among others. Please do …

Send us a text The Slappers return with Benjamin Netanyoohoo, recently released from prison, to interrogate him on his motives for the dreaded incident of moist chamber invasion and proceed to a casual evening of discussing mons enlargement, strange anus (and what that means for the future), and we admonish Stericycle of all wrongdoing as per our c…

Send us a text We miss you Scatman! Love you. Follow us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPodBy Gregory Kowalski, Nicolas Lopez, Alex Kowalski

Send us a text Ben commandeers the podcast after drugging Greg and Nico and hiding them in the Vatican root cellar. Ben becomes an official member of Stericycle's Soul Squadron, forming a small cadre of acolytes that worship the occult and form a suicide pact. Ice Cream Jones launches an assault on ice cream made from cow's milk, and things round o…

Send us a text Welcome back to Slappin' Bird Podcast. Our first guest after a much-needed hiatus is a man who lost feeling in his penis and then got it back. We have Rob Pierce with us, a stand-up comic who performs at the Comedy Connection frequently, sit down with us and razzle your frazzle for a show bedazzled with creampies, werewolves, and voc…

Send us a text This week we're joined by a Mysterious Presence Called Denim Dan, who refers to himself only in the third-person, and is obsessed with denim, denim care, and denim culture. We discuss Denim Dan's Denim Compound, a secret place where Dan launders denim; Dan learns the meaning of Edging, and why its so popular. Audacity fucked up our a…

Send us a text This week we appeared as esteemed guests on the Downcity Podcast, a group of wannabe comics who were deeply disturbed by our presence. The Downcity Podcast likes to cover current events and other offhand topics, while we like to discuss how the taste of Bear Cheese or Bris Bliss Ice Cream tastes. We attempted to make a hard-line stan…

Send us a text This week we're joined by the Downcity Podcast (Alex Iovino and Ryan Chase) to discuss why Donald Trump is the MOST accomplished president to receive a happy ending, why bears are the greatest threat to humanity, and why "the world needs a famine" (according to Alex). As usual each guest was paired up with one of our Equine Associate…

Send us a text Alex Wallace joins us for some animal talk to disclose the secret behind the lives of animals that are born from eggs and have no nipples. Follow Alex on Instagram: @ajax_the_monsta Follow us: @slappinbirdpodBy Gregory Kowalski

Send us a text In one of our most theatrical episodes to date, we recap the past few episodes in an epic montage of real audio from an upcoming motion picture produced by Paramount recounting the story of Nico having his scrotum ripped off by one of our equine associates; we introduce our guest Mike Muniz, who hails from Connecticut and happens to …

Send us a text Wow! What a moving aria!By Nico, Slappin Bird Pod

Send us a text Old Bay! Put it on your Body! Follow us on Instagram: @slappinbirdpodBy Slappin Bird, Nate

Send us a text Nate returns to settle the score, drink more NyQuil, and tell us the story of how he spent 10 days in prison for refusing to blow a cop. After this episode aired he was thrown in prison for trafficking kids into slave camps in Ukraine. We're also joined by Benjamin Netanyahoo, our frequent contributor. Follow Ben: @intragnizant…

Send us a text You'll only hear it on Slappin Bird. Eric Clapton performs his last set EVER and we are the only ones with the audio.By Gregory Kowalski

Send us a text This week we lost Nico to the brutal grip-strength of one of the equine associates, much to the chagrin of our beloved guest, Rene (@thehuman.will on Instagram), who is given the grim task of rifling through Nico's plasma-soaked belongings to find a note revealing his whereabouts. Luckily, Nico will be back after some reconstructive …

Send us a text This week we had our highest-paid guest to date come on to tell us about his activities. Nate is an artist, electrician, father, and bestiality enthusiast who resides in Cranston, Rhode Island. A life-long RI native, Nate sheds some lights on some of his favorite things about Providence, the divine city, why the West End is the real …

Send us a text This week we're joined by fellow comics and podcasters from The Pregame Podcast, to partake in some good old local camaraderie of drinking, fighting, and swearing at each other loudly from across the room. We touch lightheartedly on a myriad of topics such as the pwesident serving hamburters, The Government Shutdown, the threat level…

Send us a text In Episode 15, our news team addresses the global threat of Baby Nation, an extremely dangerous army of babies bent of taking control of world power. However, the only one who seems to be in tune to this development is Enrique Iglesias, who has called to arms all of the "Awoken" to fight the Baby Nation and defeat Bruce, their leader…

Send us a text This week in our return we discuss some hot topics like the return of disgraced stand-up comedian Louis CK, and explore other topics that are unrelated like experimental wiping techniques, the role of Stericycle in bear attacks, and how to increase survivability to 100% for the winter months. We also play some clips of our favorite m…

Send us a text In a somber episode, we discuss the death of a our planned guest, Jim Strongbach, and the incarceration of our backup guest Scott. We discuss the early days of the internet, and Alex introduces his "surprise" policy of BDO - Big Dicks Only. We discuss whether Ariana Grande is a mythical succubus who seduces men towards death. And fin…

Send us a text This week we're joined by our friend S**n. He shares some stories of drug abuse, expertise in baking, and attempts to remain anonymous while admitting to dicking down our moms behind a deli counter the offers award-winning meats. Alex peddles a theory that baby's foreskins are being harvested by the rich to be used in luxuriously cre…

Send us a text Greg, Nico, and Alex fly troholo sans guest this week due to unforeseen scheduling problems and lack of funds. Fortunately they came with an arsenal of bits for your listening pleasure, from a brand new podcast sponsor, to a new ad by the Old Fashioned Irish Building Company, a new company building homes way out of code and way too s…

Send us a text In the second part of our double-ended episode with Nial, we continue to let things go wrong and nothing is really going right, until the Gods of Metal open the sky, encumbering us with the vocal chords of Heavy Metal Royalty. Sha na, na na, na na, na na na na! Check out the parts of the podcast that didn't make the cut and other cli…

Send us a text In a bloated double feature, Nial joins us to recount stories of our childhood, share some of his opinions (which belong to Nial and Nial alone and do not represent the views of the Opinion Corps™). Several new products are unveiled, many songs are made, and sometimes Nial is unable to control his volume so be ready to touch the dial…

Send us a text After losing Episode 7 to a devastating terrorist attack, the gang regroups and reflects on their premature vehicle purchases and ponders the floating blood skull of the lizard at Target, and why the man behind the 2-way mirror won't stop screaming.By Gregory Kowalski, Nicolas Lopez, Rene Reyes