Best Andrew Muscarella Podcasts (2024)

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Our Friendship Was Over 1:06:56

1h ago1:06:56

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An early release for some much needed distraction right about now <3 Go out and vote if you haven't yet! WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here! For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week, we have a very serious, very honest, conversation about the…

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The Partying Will Catch Up To You 1:09:12

5h ago1:09:12

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here! For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! Today, we’re diving into the wild aftermath of weekend debauchery—why we keep saying “never again” but somehow still show up in the same places every Friday night. We’re talki…

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Halloween Horror Stories 1:09:49

7d ago1:09:49

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here! For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we listen to horror stories from our beautiful, sexy, gorgeous Patrons and then share a few of our own!By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Are All Priests Gay? & Sick Days 59:54

14d ago59:54

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren! For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod This week the boys sit down to discuss taking a sick day, something they haven't done since May 4th, 20…

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Charli and Troye (also, we're going on tour. check the bio. for real.) 1:07:08

21d ago1:07:08

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! PRESALE CODE ON PATREON! Chicago, Indianapolis, & Madison, you're up first Get your tickets here! For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month. Get ready to SWEAT, this week we’re talking about Charli xcx, Troye Sivan, and other dynamic duos. We also get into our own pe…

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The Halloweentown Reunion 1:09:41

1M ago1:09:41

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod This week, Agatha Cromwell sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for the first time publicly since 2004 in a shockingly tense, no-holds-barred conversation about the state of their family, the natio…

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The War on Apple Picking 1:10:13

1M ago1:10:13

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month @ goodchildrenpod! We're talking about fall/Gilmore Girls/apple picking for the third consecutive year in a row but this time our opinions fall into a slightly more controversial category. Is apple picking really worth the hype? What exactly does …

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Yasmine Sahid Fan Club 1:14:09

1M ago1:14:09

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we're joined by the iconic Yasmine Sahid for a discussion on Disney Channel and destiny. In what has been described, by us, as the best episode of the podcast, Yasmine recounts auditions as a child, the expectations vs. reality of movin…

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Talking About The SATs Again... 1:23:26

2M ago1:23:26

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we discuss the trials and tribulations of early college years. From standardized testing to public bathrooms, messy roommates, and everything in between. For FREE breakfast for life go to HelloFresh.com/freegoodchildren! Go to ROCKETRX.…

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Operation Green Acres 1:07:52

2M ago1:07:52

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we take you on a retrospective of some of our favorite family vacations, including the fateful trip to Orlando where Andrew surprised Joe on his 14th birthday. Be your most comfortable self this fall with MeUndies. Get 20% off your firs…

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Kelon Campbell Radically Accepts Terri Joe 1:04:16

2M ago1:04:16

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we are joined by the legendary man behind the greenscreen: Kelon Campbell, face of Terri Joe. We chat about growing up gay, doing scary things, vampires, ghosts, mediums, and Madonna. Head to CRAPEYEWEAR.COM/GOODCHILDREN and enter code:…

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When Jenny Comes Calling 1:10:01

3M ago1:10:01

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month! This week we talk about the diet culture of the 2000s that made us the insecure freaks we are today. From Weight Watchers to Jenny Craig all the way down to South Beach and Atkins. PLUS: another harrowing story from Andrew. Head to CRAPEYEWEAR.CO…

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Ranking Fruit 1:03:39

3M ago1:03:39

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Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon! Today we just rank some fruit to be honest. Call in for advice or with a question at (516) 366-0826! Get 20% off your first order at MeUndies, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/goodchildren. Get free breakfast FOR LIFE, just by going to HelloFresh.com/freegoodchildren.…

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The Bottom of Brooklyn 1:13:07

3M ago1:13:07

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Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon! Another episode about bottoming what else is new? This week we cover some sensitive subjects about sensitive areas... PLUS: TikTok Shop, Crumbl Cookies, gooning, coconut oil, girth extenders, African Net Sponges, vegetables in orifices, Andrew's dating life, and proper hygiene. Ca…

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Ribs by Lorde 1:09:57

3M ago1:09:57

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Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon. After discovering a new archive of home videos, Joe comes to the crushing realization that he is quickly hurtling toward the same age his parents were when they started having children. What follows is a chaotic, heavy, and strange conversation about the inescapable reality of get…

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Food Noise 1:15:56

4M ago1:15:56

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This week is all about our favorite subject: food. We talk foods we love, foods we hate, our last meals, our most recent meals, and, randomly, imposter syndrome in your early 20s. Call in: (516) 366-0826 Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon!By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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The Riverhead Holiday Inn 1:23:28

4M ago1:23:28

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Get access to BONUS episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week let's talk about weed induced psychosis! The boys share their most unhinged weed stories including hallucinations, Snapchat stories, and an ill-fated first date to The Hamptons.By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Boman Martinez-Reid is Made For TV 1:09:07

4M ago1:09:07

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BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! This week we're joined by TV and social media star, Boman Martinez-Reid AKA Bomanizer, whose new comedy docuseries, "Made For TV" premieres on Crave on Friday, July 12th. Boman takes us on mental tour of Canada, reveals intimate secrets about condiments, makes us jealous of his performing arts high school, and …

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Chimes and Punishment 1:14:52

4M ago1:14:52

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BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! Take off your shoes and grab the rumplemintz, this week we go back to college to learn more about Andrew’s acapella experience. From an stress-inducing audition process to a devastating hazing ritual, it takes a lot to be famous on campus. Plus, we revisit our fourth grade chorus solo, Andrew’s major choir disa…

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Kim Chi Can Do It All 1:03:24

4M ago1:03:24

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BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! Use code GOODCHILDREN at RocketRX.com for 20% off your first order! This week we sit down with drag superstar, makeup mogul, and queer icon: Kim Chi. From Cracker Barrel to coming out, we cover the bases.By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Sympathy is a knife 1:02:25

5M ago1:02:25

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BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! It's Charli baby! Inspired by Charli xcx's Brat, this week we try something new: discussing our insecurities! Hang on tight because we get right down to the nitty gritty pretty quickly, but things turn around when we start discussing Andrew's soap habits. When ur in the mirror do u like what u see?! When ur in …

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Bears In The Woods 1:26:52

5M ago1:26:52

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*LIFE CHANGING EPISODE ALERT* Pack your bags, we're going on a road trip! Join us in the Catskills for a life changing 48 hours in nature. Be cheeky at a waterfall, experience arthritis in a Cracker Barrel, swat green flies on a playground, and talk about the possibility of life after death in the heart of the woods. BONUS episodes every week on Pa…

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A Dog With The Power To Turn Husbands Gay 1:12:13

5M ago1:12:13

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This week we take some hard-hitting phone calls from listeners about their LGBTQIA+ experiences. From nonbinary haircuts, surviving in a corporate workplace, Che Diaz, masc for mascs, all the way to a dog that might have the power to turn husbands gay. Plus: Andrew learns about Stonewall and the lip filler is finally addressed! BONUS episodes every…

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The 100th Episode 1:11:07

5M ago1:11:07

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The boys celebrate 100 episodes of Good Children by looking back at some standout moments from the past two years of lore, including: Kelly Clarkson, the Italy tip, faking synchronizations, Panera Girls, and more. Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpodBy Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Jake Shane on Taylor Swift, GIRLS & Grindr 1:00:46

6M ago1:00:46

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This week we're joined by internet darling and comedic genius, Jake Shane! It's a wild ride full of GIRLS references, Taylor Swift rankings, paying for dating apps on your dad's credit card, coming out stories, and more! If you want to take ownership of your health, it starts with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free…

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It's May, Let's Be Therapists Again 1:04:22

6M ago1:04:22

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This week, after a 20-minute long intro in which the boys roleplay interviewing for jobs, Joe and Andrew discuss their relationship to touch. Later, Andrew makes a shocking revelation that could change the duo forever. Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon!By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Blacking Out At House Of Yes 1:10:35

6M ago1:10:35

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Get in the sprinter van and get your neon facepaint, we're celebrating birthdays this week. After a quick catchup about Andrew's 28th, a Joechella power hour, and an extensive discussion on Nikki Blonsky, travel back in time to prehistoric 2018 and 2019 as we unpack two of the most chaotic Bushwick nights we've ever had. For more, join the communit…

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Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel 1:10:14

6M ago1:10:14

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Celebrate our 2-year-anniversary with World Famous Drag Queen: Trixie Mattel! Hang onto your wigs as we unpack Joe and Andrew's long-time yearning to be drag queens, Trixie's views on podcasters, the concept of cacio e pepe, party and play, and more. For more, join the community on Patreon! If you want to take ownership of your health, it starts wi…

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Double F's At Football Camp 1:03:42

7M ago1:03:42

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! The boys discuss the summer going into 8th grade when they both signed up for football camp at Joe's future Catholic high school. After a day of trying their best to fit in, they uncover a dark secret about North Korea. Also: is it up to Good Children to save the Dippin' Do…

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April: Through The Years 1:07:05

7M ago1:07:05

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Let's take it back to April: Through The Years. The boys discuss important April pop cultural anniversaries including movies like The Hannah Montana Movie and Ella Enchanted and music like Taylor Swift,By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics 1:06:52

7M ago1:06:52

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week join us on a retrospective through the hairy times of puberty and all that comes after it. from pube-plucking to eyebrow threading to back waxing. Plus, take a field trip with us to Alivio Wellness! If you want to take ownership of your health, it starts with AG1.…

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Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays? 1:05:23

7M ago1:05:23

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week, the boys put on their professor hats and answer their own early-20s question: "Why Don't I Fit In With Gays?" Let's get deeply introspective about the plight of the newly-out gay man and all of the trauma, insecurities, and fears that go along with it.…

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Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia 1:10:39

7M ago1:10:39

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Prepare to have your bones chilled as Andrew tells what he believes is a fun and silly story about his study abroad experience in our favorite country: Australia.By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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How To Love Yourself Even Though You Had Ugly Bangs 1:03:07

8M ago1:03:07

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This week we let the listeners behind the microphones for a riveting Q&A running the mental and emotional gamut of the human experience. [Video will be returning to Spotify soon-- until then, all episodes are on YouTube!] ⁠Subscribe to Patreon for a bonus episode every single Friday!By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Bagpipes 1:05:28

8M ago1:05:28

1:05:28

Subscribe to our Patreon for a new episode every single Friday! (This week we're taking you on an extended trip to the cafeteria)! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/GOODCHILDREN50 and use code GOODCHILDREN50 to get 50% off pre-prepared chef-crafted and dietician-approved meals delivered right to your door. Let's celebrate the rich cultural history of Ireland…

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Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo) 1:08:20

8M ago1:08:20

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Join us on Patreon for a new episode every week! Embrace the most embarrassing moments of your entire life with special guests and iconic sister duo Drew & Deison Afualo! From falling at your band concert to collapsing in front of kickline to Peeta Mellark drag to getting hit by a car, you are genuinely guaranteed to laugh out loud multiple times i…

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The Peanut Butter & Jelly Gang 1:08:56

8M ago1:08:56

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! This week the boys bring it back to the basics with a manic conversation on extracurricular activities. Enjoy a trip back to high school and all the trauma that comes along with it: from lacrosse locker rooms to DECA meetings.By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked 57:38

9M ago57:38

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/GOODCHILDREN50 and use code GOODCHILDREN50 to get 50% off pre-prepared chef-crafted and dietician-approved meals delivered right to your door. This week the boys have their most important discussion yet: ranking (sugary sweet) breakfast cereals. Join them on a journe…

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Your Singing Voice Develops At 30 1:14:01

9M ago1:14:01

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! This week the boys take a trip down memory lane to their very recent respective quarter-life crises. Whether you're selling international travel during a pandemic or editing videos for supermodels, there's always time to turn a new page and start a new chapter. So pull up your salmon pants …

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100 First Dates 1:14:04

9M ago1:14:04

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Join us on Patreon for a bonus episode every single Friday! Gear up for Valentine's Day with the only Valentines you need this year: your favorite podcast duo. This week, the boys discuss the season of love, curbing your dog, Carrabba's Italian Grill, and the deeply isolating experience of a queer childhood. PLUS: A walking tour of Massapequa Park …

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I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow 58:06

9M ago58:06

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! Break out your burn books because this week the boys are taking you to Northshore High for a look back on all things Mean Girls (gender neutral). From the classic film that shaped American history to the movie musical that's shaping TikTok discourse to the random kids in high school that pe…

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The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes 1:16:46

10M ago1:16:46

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Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! MYSTERIES! SECRETS! PHOTOSHOP! Sit down with Royal Hegyes for his first on-camera interview in ten years as the boys unpack what it means to truly reinvent themselves. Plus: return to Joe's 17th birthday party and hear directly from party guests as they give alibis and throw blame over who tossed several beer…

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You Get To Exhale Now, Totino 1:02:59

10M ago1:02:59

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⁠BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Today's episode is NOT FOR OUR MOMS!!! Let's talk the myths and lore and facts and fiction about gay sex. Everything from douching in public bathrooms to shoving water bottles down our throats at the lunch table in high school.By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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A Rise From Grace 1:17:45

10M ago1:17:45

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⁠BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Who would win The Hunger Games? Who would win a figure skating competition? Who would die in a Shakespearean drama? All these questions and more are addressed in our first truly miscellaneous episode.By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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Well, It's Over (2023) 1:08:43

10M ago1:08:43

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BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Well it's over. Let's discuss our favorite parts of the past year, the most popular resolutions, and some of our biggest regrets.By Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

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How The Hell Did The Grinch Steal Christmas? 1:00:38

11M ago1:00:38

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! After an agonizing three weeks of terrifying our beautiful good children with prosthetics and beating any subject relating to Christmas to an absolute pulp, the boys go for one last ride as Cindy Lou Who and Mayor Augustus Maywho. On this episode, th…

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A Little Bit of TLC 1:02:57

11M ago1:02:57

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! The boys try to stay on theme this week by talking about TLC original series, but start with Lifetime original Dance Moms and then just decide to start telling random stories, INCLUDING: Joe almost getting stabbed (again) in 7th grade, Andrew's perso…

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The Year Without a Santa Claws 56:27

11M ago56:27

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! JUMPSCARE! The boys are back for a very special episode of the podcast featuring YOU! After watching Andrew DIY his costume and a lively discussion about their own Santa Claus journey's let's take a few calls from our listeners on the Nice List this …

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Homo Loan 1:15:46

11M ago1:15:46

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! The boys set the holiday season off on the right foot by discussing some of their favorite Christmas classics, with a special attention to detail on Home Alone. PLUS: A peak into the archive for a very special iJoe holiday special, a life-changing tr…

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Drowning In The Ocean Spray Cranberry Bog 57:57

12M ago57:57

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Join us on Patreon for a bonus video/audio episode every Friday! It's that time of year! Join Lorelai Gilmore and Sookie St. James for a retrospective on the controversial holiday of Thanksgiving. Whether you're a fan of the dog show, the Macy's parade, sp*rts, or just here for the food, you'll always have a seat at our table. PLUS: the BFB caller …

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