Best Bachelor Pad Podcasts (2024)

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ARRTI 102: Trains What Fuck(S5: E12) 1:21:33

1d ago1:21:33

1:21:33

Oh God, Oh No...we are back at it again. This episode has everything: A Dog with a man's name, PTSD, That Cayote Ugly thing, and stealing investors from Bad Daddy! Hit us up on the internet or via email(that one is preferred). Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where you can, Gather info on Truckers, and Don't Fuck by a pair of Hockey Pants Our Socials: T…

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ARRTI 101: There's No I in Team...(S5 Recap E1-E11) 1:23:47

12d ago1:23:47

1:23:47

Oh god, Recap time gang, the wheels just keep on turning. Matt slowly goes insane while recounting the first 11 episodes while Mom and Jim slowly nod along. That's it, that's the whole thing. Reach out to us on the internet if you want or via email if you're a cool kid! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, Never watch this show all at once, a…

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ARRTI 100: Its All The Way ALF 1:19:22

27d ago1:19:22

1:19:22

This time Mom and Matt come correct with a full season of ALF watched between them, and force Jim to relive his childhood trauma. Consensus... the show is bad. Thank you all so much if you've made it through all of these dumb episodes, including this one. We love everyone who listens to this show, and we still can't believe that people actually kee…

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ARRTI 99: Weekend at Reggies(S5: E11) 1:22:41

2M ago1:22:41

1:22:41

Oh boy, this episode could've been an email, which could've been a fistfight. It's all about Hiram, telling us he was a young shoe shiner son who moved to Riverdale and joined the smallest gang ever, he gets mixed up in crime while also trying to get the girl(Hermione). His dad gets mad, goes to the boss, threatens to call the cops, and gets killed…

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ARRTI 98:Archie's Bachelor Pad for Guys who are Cool and Fine and Good(S5:E11) 1:41:16

2M ago1:41:16

1:41:16

It's time for the annual "We need to stuff this episode more full of things than a Thanksgiving Turkey" portion of this season of Riverdale. Tabitha and Betty trip balls to try to find Jughead, it turns out Jughead is beaten up in Sketch Alley with his old mentor Doc who he saves and redeems himself and goes off to find trauma in New York. Archie h…

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ARRTI 97:Hirame has a Big Ol' Palladium Boner(S5:E10) 1:44:06

3M ago1:44:06

1:44:06

Things get wild here on ARRTI this week. Hirame has had a secret boner palladium, Reg seduces Nana Rose for the maple groves that are cursed so she says, Archie beats up a bunch of escaped felons and then has to choose between scapegoat status or war hero status, Jughead does a bunch of drugs to escape his writer's block and end up getting "abducte…

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ARRTI 96: BALL Cap(S5:E9) 1:54:34

3M ago1:54:34

1:54:34

Hey everybody! This episode has just about everything! It has Archie in his best BALL Cap, Veronica bribing highschooler, Reg switching sides, lots of football stuff that only .5 out of the three of us get, Betty going apeshit on truckers looking for Polly, Kevin having a breakdown, and Jughead saving a kid from his sleepwalking. Follow us on the i…

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ARRTI 95: Is it Trauma or Is it Aliens?? (S5:E8) 1:48:51

4M ago1:48:51

1:48:51

Hey everybody! This episode has everything... It has haunted brains, it has swingers parties, it has second-guessing your life choices and dealing with the consequences of setting plans in motion...and bloody pay phone booths. Follow us on the internet or email us your best guess as to which it could be, Trauma or Aliens? Have a great week, find jo…

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ARRTI 94: Syrup Baby Botulism(S5:E7) 2:16:02

4M ago2:16:02

2:16:02

Tony and Cheryl are fighting, There's a Syrup Baby in the Kitchen, Jughead gets visited by Mothmen, Archie tries and fails to create a fire department, Corporal Jackson gets woke, Veronica makes up random currency for shits and gigs and it blows up in her face, and there are also sooooo many bodies in the marsh. Go follow us on the internet or emai…

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ARRTI 93: Sexy Mothman Gave Me Cancer (S5:E6) 1:55:27

4M ago1:55:27

1:55:27

Hello All! Welcome back to the endurance test we put on our brains for Fun! This episode includes Tin Cans(for most of it), Sexy Mothmen(For All of It), Veronica breaking up with her Bad Chaddy, Archie and Betty fucking INSIDE THE SCHOOL THEY TEACH AT, Finding a Body in the Marshes, Building a Football Team in a cave with a box of scraps, and takin…

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ARRTI 92: Candles and FunkStink(S5:E5) 1:51:30

5M ago1:51:30

1:51:30

Once again we trudge onward through the dreaded wastes of The CW's Riverdale. This episode includes Zoom Juice, Bad Sylvester Stalone impressions, Bad Raids, Even Worse Speeches, Very Specific Names, and Poor Decisions about Who Should Teach the Future of Riverdale. We are on the internet, come find us! Also, email us if you want to, we like it whe…

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ARRTI 91: Hoping and Praying for The League(S5:E4) 1:41:09

5M ago1:41:09

1:41:09

We are on to Season 5 BAY-BEE!! The overarching theme of this episode is The Boys Are Back In Town. Tony is Prego, Le Bon Nuit is now the White Wyrm, Archie is back from the Army to revive the RROTC, Betty is back from the FBI to pack up the FBI Bunker, Veronica is stuck in a bad marriage with a dude named Chad, and Jughead has writer's block. We s…

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ARRTI 90: ABAB(All Bettys are Bastards) (S4: E11-22) 1:50:34

6M ago1:50:34

1:50:34

Hey everybody welcome to the recap for Season 4 of Riverdale! Matt is a little manic this episode because he had to do a for real overseas punch camp! Nevertheless all of them episode are covered one way or another and we have some call outs for what could possibly happen in Season 5. Come at us with your own predictions either on thee internet or …

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ARRTI 89: Does Nobody Know When WWII Ended?!(S4 FINALE) 1:31:43

7M ago1:31:43

1:31:43

Well, it took a few weeks and multiple seasons but WE'VE MADE IT TO THE END OF SEASON! These are the episode highlights: Everyone completes high school, Archie joins the army because of his haunted brain, time capsules are opened and also made, Everybody breaks up and goes to college with the vow that they will return to Pop's, nobody returns to Po…

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ARRTI 88: The Scream Solution Strikes Again(S5:E2) 1:38:05

7M ago1:38:05

1:38:05

The penultimate episode is upon us and it's a split decision on whether or not it was a good episode not. We'll let you decide, here's what happened: Jughead and Betty find out that it was indeed Chick and Chuck doing the murders, but they also reveal that it was Jellybean making the videos to keep Jughead home, Veronica and Hermosa topple their Ba…

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ARRTI 87:This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Punch of Us (S5:E1) 1:37:52

7M ago1:37:52

1:37:52

Hey gang! Sorry we've been away, but we are back now! In a turn of events, we are ending the season 4 storyline that got cut because of...some stuff...before Matt does his recap. So here's what happened: Jughead and Betty do some investigating on the VHS tapes and find an underground film festival where only snuff films and sex tapes are played, th…

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Bachelor Struggles, Meaning and Integrating the shadow self 22:47

8M ago22:47

22:47

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ARRTI 86: Chick and Chuck Soup for the Soul (S4: FINALE) 1:40:08

8M ago1:40:08

1:40:08

Here we are...at the end of another season of Riverdale, here's what happened: Mr. Honey cancels prom for some of the gang, the gang lobbies to get prom back, Honey then cancels prom for everyone, the gang gets the parents involved who then get prom back on, Honey makes a VHS tape threat that is seen through by Betty, Honey get fired and goes to wo…

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ARRTI 85: Animaniacs was More Lynchian Than This Shit (S4:E18) 1:48:20

9M ago1:48:20

1:48:20

Here we are, folks, at the penultimate episode of Season 4 of Riverdale. The show is scrambling is tie up loose ends and we hate every second of it. This episode consists of Archie and Betty edging each other before cutting things off, Jughead follows a lead on the VHS tapes and instead finds a dirty VHS market that Principal Honey looks at I guess…

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ARRTI 84: Archie Can’t Keep Cat’s in Bags (S4:E17) 1:15:51

9M ago1:15:51

1:15:51

Wow, what a lousy variety show episode we have here gang. This time, Riverdale does terrible things to the concept of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Archie can't keep his gob shut or off of Betty's gob, and jughead won't do his homework because it's boring so he watches tapes instead. If you watched this episode and want to continue the lament we start…

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ARRTI 83: JUST BECAUSE THE ROOM IS LOCKED DOESN’T MAKE IT A LOCKED ROOM(S4:E16) 1:12:47

10M ago1:12:47

1:12:47

Oh boy gang, this shit is getting worse and worse. So much so that Jim brought a soundboard to spice things up, all that happens in this episode is Jughead revealing that he isn't dead(gasp), then picks apart the fancy school kids and beats the crap out of BWW. Follow us on Twitter or Instagram or email us your soundboard app recommendations. Have …

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ARRTI 82: Pop Tate is a Time Lord(S4:15) 1:36:11

11M ago1:36:11

1:36:11

Welcome back, everybody! Surprise JUGHEAD IS STILL ALIVE WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT! This whole episode is all about making the preppy kids spin out about not being able to frame Betty for their murder of Jughead and it almost works. Betty and Archie start to fake hookup behind Veronica's back, everyone we haven't seen in a while has some feelings, …

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2 years ! College admissions and more 16:58

11M ago16:58

16:58

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ARRTI 81: Nobody Knows How to Create an Alabi(S4:E14) 1:45:23

11M ago1:45:23

1:45:23

So Jughead is totally dead and you can't convince us otherwise. The Scooby Gang tries to get their stories straight and then proceeds to not stick to them, F.P. doesn't know how to ping phones or conduct a search party, and there's a real thing called devils breath that they decided to google and put in this episode. Seek us out on social media or …

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ARRTI 80: Jonathan is Legolas to Jughead’s Frodo (S4:E:13) 1:43:14

12M ago1:43:14

1:43:14

Oh shit, y'all we are back yet again! Episode Highlights include: Veronica is now a party girl to deal with the fact that her daddy has a disease, Archie finally catches the bug that makes you wake up and want to do something with your life, Jughead and Betty try to crack the stonewall academy case wide open and then Jughead dies. Follow us on our …

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ARRTI 79: Duolingo For Canadian? (S4:E:12) 1:32:40

12M ago1:32:40

1:32:40

Oh boy everybody we are talking a lot about ALF in this one. Episode Highlights: Jughead does a three-round duel with the B Double Dubs, Veronica goes to New York to cavort with Katy Keene and discovers her dad has a disease, Archie helps his mercenary daddy uncle frank fight a man trying to kill them, Betty and Alice go on a hunt for compromising …

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Exams , Chess stories and more 26:44

1y ago26:44

26:44

Make sure to follow or subscribe and share the podcast . You can send any stories queries and questions on guytalknp@gmail.com and follow the podcast on instagram talkingpad_podDiscord - https://discord.gg/qZarBPu8XbFluffing a Duck Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/l…

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ARRTI 78: ThorneHill was NOT Built By Frank Lloyd Wright (S4:E11) 1:45:14

1y ago1:45:14

1:45:14

MOM IS BACK EVERYBODY! This week's Highlights include: Betty being a Quiz Queen, Archie demotes Former Keller to make his daddy Uncle Frank the foreman and oops turns out he can't run a company from high school, Veronica and Cheryl corner the chemistry teacher to make sure their rum is 51 percent different than bad daddy's rum, Jughead creates the …

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ARRTI 77: The League of Wronged Assistants (Katy Keene S:1-E:10-13) 2:32:09

1y ago2:32:09

2:32:09

The last episode of Josie and the Peachy Keene's is upon us friends, here's (kind of) what happened: Katy gets into Parsons School of Design, K.O moves to Philly to do the Punch Camp, Josie actually sings the songs she wrote in a band with a record label, Jorge saves his block from Hiram Lodge, and Pepper opens the Pepper Plant for all of her frien…

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Got bit by a dog (my own mistake) 23:29

1y ago23:29

23:29

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ARRTI 76: Chekhov’s Thugs (Katy Keene S1:E:7-9) 2:13:10

1y ago2:13:10

2:13:10

This week on Josie and the Peachy Keene's: Katy makes a dress for the princess that she home-wrecked (awkward), and she completes a side quest to get an internship to make her dreams come true, but it is not as easy as she thinks. Jorge semi-comes out as a drag queen to his dad who doesn't fully support it because Jorge gets jumped by thugs while i…

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ARRTI 75: Professional Partners and Crotch Companions(Katy Keene S1:E4-6) 2:09:05

1y ago2:09:05

2:09:05

Back at it again! We are going through another 3 episodes of the surprisingly good show Katy Keene! The gang goes through katy's breakup, a heartwarming polar vortex, and a mystery of Katy's parents! Shit gets wild, and if yoyu want to talk about it with us on the internet hit us up on there, or email us about it! Have great week, find joy where yo…

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ARRTI 74: Josie and the Peachy Keene’s!!(Katy Keene S1:E1-3) 2:06:45

1y ago2:06:45

2:06:45

Hey! Don't tell Mom but Jim and Matt are going OFF THE RAILS! This is a limited series where Jim watches The Charles Whitlock Original, Katy Keene! This is a (surprisingly good) show about some twenty-somethings, and a seventeen-year-old high school dropout chasing their dreams in the BIG APPLE! Katy wants to be a big-time fashion designer, Jorge w…

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ARRTI 73: We Still Aren’t Over The Rocket, God It’s So Bad (S4:E1-10) 1:39:19

1y ago1:39:19

1:39:19

Well gang, they weren't lying about ANYTHING. We keep up the theme of not wanting to talk about Riverdale and instead talking about good media. Hit us up on social media! We love internet friends. If you are too cool for social media and just do emails, we have one of those too! Matt and his Mom will be on a cruise so we are taking a month off to d…

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ARRTI 72: Head Cheddar In Cheese(S4:10) 1:53:04

1+ y ago1:53:04

1:53:04

Veronica makes her fathers rum the same but different, Football sucks and we hate it, Archies Uncle gives Monroe drugs to play the game even after he got beat up by fancy school, Betty does some digging for some dirt on fancy school and she finds out that Jughead is in the stupid secret society, and Jughead got into Yale! That is it for this week! …

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ARRTI 71: Classic Forest Pee-Paw(S4:E9) 1:49:37

1+ y ago1:49:37

1:49:37

This week, Archie disregards therapy and fights with F.P., Jughead finds his forest pee-paw who actually sold the BBU to F.J Dupont. Meanwhile, Veronica puts on one last rager in front of a college recruiter who LOVES IT and Betty deprograms herself(?) from the farm's hypnosis with help from Charles. Oh, and it turns out Penelope was gaslighting Ch…

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ARRTI 70: Get Therapized BITCHES!(S4:E8) 1:59:26

1+ y ago1:59:26

1:59:26

Everybody gets healed by the school's guidance counselor...except Archie. That's it, that's the whole episode. If you want to reach out and say hi on the internet, either on Instagram or Twitter OR our email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try out an eye patch, and see what your friends think, Be kind, and Don't Fuck by Therapy. Our Ins…

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ARRTI 69: NICE(S4:E7) 2:11:16

1+ y ago2:11:16

2:11:16

Jughead and Betty both fuck and call a shot that becomes a reality. Hiram, Hermoine, F.P., and Alice make Pop work on Thanksgiving and get into a big ol' fight in the speakeasy. Cheryl and Toni make Cheryl's aunt think that they fed her the remains of her husband, and Archie doesn't know how to pressure cook a turkey, which ends up saving many peop…

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Drunk guy on the bus , hospital experience, Argentina wins 25:03

1+ y ago25:03

25:03

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ARRTI 68: Pet Name Factory(S4:E6) 2:13:21

1+ y ago2:13:21

2:13:21

This episode includes Jughead going crazy and finding out his hero stole his grandpappy's book, Archie getting into a competition to see who can have the most kids on his side, Betty and Kevin confronting Charles(who is a recovering drug addict), and Veronica hating her long lost sister for being daddy's favorite. Say hi to us on the internet where…

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ARRTI 67: Clam Bakes Heal All Wounds(S4:E5) 2:14:59

1+ y ago2:14:59

2:14:59

In this episode, Jughead is bad at Werewolf but so is everyone else, Betty and Kevin give the junior FBI the ol' college try, Archie gets maced and then threatens the whole neighborhood to stop them from being mean to him, and Veronica does some more blackmail. Also, Hiram wants to run for mayor. We have t-shirts that support the Abortion Care Netw…

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ARRTI 66: Gay, Gay, Creepy, and Mean(S4:E4) 1:59:46

1+ y ago1:59:46

1:59:46

Our boy Jughead Jones gets buried alive, Toni gets very gaslit by Cheryl, Nana Rose is fucking Nick Fury, Archie is itching to become a vigilante, Betty is harassed by her sister pretending to be her dead father, and Jughead's brother invites jugheads girlfriend into the junior FBI. BUY SOME SHIRTS WE HAVE THEM NOW!! The Links to the shirts are on …

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ARRTI 65: Marmaduke’s Lil’ Menty B (S4:E3) 2:13:14

1+ y ago2:13:14

2:13:14

Wow...does this episode really test us, and our will to keep watching. In this episode, Jughead gets bullied at Fancy school and we wonder why the culmination of all the milk and toast ever made knows so much about Jughead. Betty gets together with the FBI to get the Farm, but Edgar tries to ESCAPE IN A FUCKING ROCKET HE MADE OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE…

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ARRTI 64: Betty Has Baby Level Clearance(S4:E1-2) 2:25:14

1+ y ago2:25:14

2:25:14

Welcome to Season four everybody! This episode was denser than a fruit cake so sorry for the length of this ep. What happened was basically Monroe (Formally Mad Dog) is now the big strong football boy and Reg isn't happy about that, Reg then faces his abusive father with Archies help, and Betty works with Jughead's brother to track where the farm w…

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ARRTI 63: Wow...They Weren’t Lying(S3: E12-22 Recap) 1:42:10

1+ y ago1:42:10

1:42:10

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the waking nightmare that we have created for ourselves! In this episode, Matt goes raving mad as he recounts the back half of season three. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, tears are shed, hugs are given, and most importantly...we all get hook hands. Say hi to us on Twitter or email us! We love heari…

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The Fortnightly rollercoaster, bucket lists and goals 29:54

1+ y ago29:54

29:54

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ARRTI 62: Sabrina The Teenage Monster Effer (Season 3 FINALE) 2:05:23

1+ y ago2:05:23

2:05:23

We have crawled all the way to the end of season three of this god-forsaken show, it's A Riverdale Runs Through It! The Highlights of this episode are: Archie gets to keep Punch Camp after Hirame was arrested, Penelope is told that the Farm is grabbing up organs and retrieving Betty, and Penelope then gathers the "Midnight Children" to have them do…

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ARRTI 61: The Triumphant Return of Jugheads ”Big Ones” (S3:E21) 2:08:15

1+ y ago2:08:15

2:08:15

Oh! We found you after all this time! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, the show that can't seem to release an episode on time. This week we are coming in hot with the penultimate episode of Season 3! Here is what happened, The Farm harvests organs instead of produce, Betty tries to take it down from the inside and gets hypnotized while …

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More Creepypasta, The 3 am myth, Normal P*rn for normal people and Dead Bart 29:52

1+ y ago29:52

29:52

Some more Creepypasta to tickle your spleen. Make sure to follow or subscribe and share the podcast . You can send any stories queries and questions on guytalknp@gmail.com and follow the podcast on instagram talkingpad_podDiscord - https://discord.gg/qZarBPu8Xb.Come Play with Me Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Att…

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Creepy Pasta, Gateway to the mind and the 29 th dragon 23:04

1+ y ago23:04

23:04

I got a new mic, trying out paranormal readings.Come Play with Me Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/. Make sure to follow or subscribe and share the podcast . You can send any stories queries and…

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