Best Bayonetta Podcasts (2024)

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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 6 - He Had A Megaphone, Like He's Mister Brightside 2:38:58

1h ago2:38:58

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Square Roots - Episode 411 It's Vanessa's favourite part of the game, and you can easily see why: there's dance battles! Flexing bears! Spooky ooky hotels! Pretend ghosts! Mass shootings! Even more minigames! With Vanessa as this game's hype-woman, how could it go wrong? Also: - Matthew Bad - Twink-Petitors - The Ultimate Cancellation - Galaxy Rang…

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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 5 - New Character Just Dropped 2:01:57

4d ago2:01:57

2:01:57

Square Roots - Episode 410 If she only could, Yuffie'd make a deal with Cloud, and they would swap their places. She'd be running up that road, running up that hill, with no problems. Come on, Tifa. Come on, Aerith. Let her steal this materia from you now. But Cloud is too busy with a little headache from the green static of repressed memories to l…

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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 4 - Put Barret In A Speedo, You Cowards 2:44:41

11d ago2:44:41

2:44:41

How do you feel about minigames? What about a whole chunker of minigames? Not interested? What if I told you it was a BEACH EPISODE! But a beach episode that only lets you pick out swimwear for three out of four of the humans in your party at the time. Yes, the plot is put on hold for a moment as we park Segways, go on a photo hunt, and play some D…

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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 3 - Matt's Funds Drive 2:33:04

18d ago2:33:04

2:33:04

Square Roots - Episode 408 Shine, shine! It's bald time. Finally us bald folks can see ourselves represented on screen in this rhythm game packed chunker of Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth! Plus you can finally donate to a non-Patreon related Matt bank account for some reason and solve a challenging boat puzzle. Also: - Paid in Beefaroni - Bring me pict…

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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 2 - A Massive Tifa Moment 2:36:07

25d ago2:36:07

2:36:07

Square Roots - Episode 407 Johnny's out so it's another All-American episode, full of America's favourite passtimes: ball punching! Very long X-Men tangents! Chadley! Boob punching? Also: - Midwest Emo - Wrench Cheeseburger - Who's Galactica's Mom? - More Like Pottycast - "I love living in Rocket Town!" Vs "Fuck Shinra!" - Chadley in a Wig This Wee…

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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 1 - Matt Wants This Episode To Be Called Sluttiroth 1:55:08

1M ago1:55:08

1:55:08

Square Roots - Episode 406 Square Roots plays a totally new game! Okay, not TOTALLY new. Some of it is a quarter century old. But it's somewhat new! And it just came out! This is different! This is strange! Change is bad! But we're rolling with it. So we are playing Square Enix's Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, and get through the Nibelheim Incident in …

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Bayonetta Part 3 - A Pair of Dorks 1:58:22

1M ago1:58:22

1:58:22

Bayonetta Part 3 - A Pair of Dorks Square Roots - Episode 405 Johnny doxes everyone in this eventful episode of our Bayonetta playthrough! We finish the game. Questions are answered, except maybe the question "is Bayonetta her own mother?" as Matt refuses to listen to any answer other than "yes". Also finally Johnny is cancelled. Also: - More Like …

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Bayonetta Part 2 - We're Too Punk Rock For Ads 1:37:32

2M ago1:37:32

1:37:32

Square Roots - Episode 404 The Bayonetta loving will continue until podcast output improves. In this glamorous episode of Bayonetta, we feel like f***ing celebrities as we're recognized by weird angel statue robots with Mystery Science Theatre tube arms. And Matt paraphrases an email! Also: - Solid Mike and Naked Mike - An Unpaid Ad for Canva - Not…

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Bayonetta Part 1 - Lethal Weapon Joe Pesci 2:15:30

2M ago2:15:30

2:15:30

Bayonetta Part 1 - Lethal Weapon Joe Pesci Square Roots - Episode 403 Hooray! Everyone is loving Bayonetta! Sure, Vanessa is off due to injury and Matthew may be loving it only under duress, but that's good enough. Because loving Bayonetta is MANDATORY. And this week we start out the Platinum Games classic and learn all about the lore of the Lumen …

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93 - (Socialist) Party Rock Anthem 1:35:20

2M ago1:35:20

1:35:20

In this episode, Cal and Scott fight back against 50s villains, try to appeal to the youth, Scott actually plays some games, and Cal rants about console generations without taking a breath.

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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 7 - Hot Butt Office 2:38:02

2M ago2:38:02

2:38:02

Square Roots - Episode 402 Finally, truly, we are in the age of Dragons. And we've really finished Dragon Age: Inquisition. Sure, we rolled credits last episode, but this one has Super Credits, with extra special Cassandra narration! Plus we may or may not lose a fan favourite character in this chunker, depending on your choices. Also: - No Spiders…

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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 6 - Canadian Psycho 2:36:37

2M ago2:36:37

2:36:37

Square Roots - Episode 401 I don't know how else to say it, but this episode should be kept far from your little ones. Why? Gazzie talk. Just. Lots of gazzie talk. Gazzies everywhere. Wall-to-wall gazzies. I swear that we've got it out of our system and next week you won't ever hear the word Gazzie again. Also: - Sony Has to Make A Game About Miser…

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The Square Roots 400th Episode Spectacular! 59:22

2M ago59:22

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Square Roots - Episode 400 We interrupt this season of Square Roots for a very special 400th episode in which we talk about the ups and downs of our nerdy lives since 2016, and constantly try not to get mired in talking about politics. THEN THE ROBOTS ARRIVE! Also: - The Rootin' Rootin' Cowboy! - BLEEP BLOOP GIVE ME THE SLOOP! - Johnny Has A Stupid…

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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 5 - Get This Lady Away From My Grey-Ace Crossbowsexual 2:34:35

3M ago2:34:35

2:34:35

Square Roots - Episode 399 Uh oh, it seems like something has turned Johnny into beserker mode, where he's all fists and elbows. And that is Bianca. Johnny goes red-pill in the face of destroyed head canon in this terrifying episode of Square Roots as we drink from the Well of Sorrows. Also: - Could You Sing That Like Dio? - Ghosts Have Birthdays -…

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Things of 23 - With Special Guest! 1:39:26

3M ago1:39:26

1:39:26

In this new year's special we celebrate our favourite things from 2023 and also welcome in a one-time famous special guest...

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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 4 - Taking Two Barbie Dolls And Smushing Their Faces Together 2:46:03

3M ago2:46:03

2:46:03

Square Roots - Episode 398 There's mystery afoot as Johnny, Matthew and eventually Vanessa battle some possessed Wardens and fall into the Fade on this magical chunker of Dragon Age: Inquisition. Plus a battering ram shaped like a fist! Also: - Abblegation - Too Good Of A Singer - Countess Undercut - Who Is Celine Dion - 100% Nude Cullen Unlocked T…

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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 3 - #YouGotGazooed 2:43:07

3M ago2:43:07

2:43:07

Square Roots - Episode 397 Finally we close the breach, and everything is perfect. Except that that dang ol' Corypheus has to go and ruin it all with a demon dragon and one of two possible henchpeople. Meanwhile Jim decides to start the internet hashtag goof of the decade! Also: - Just arctic - Jodie Pasta and Jane Fondue - Talking in hushed whispe…

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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 2 - You're Missing Out On Voice Number 2 1:39:05

4M ago1:39:05

1:39:05

Square Roots - Episode 396 It's a PATRIOTS ONLY podcast. Our three hosts are RED, WHITE and BLUE. And these colours aren't busy at work. On this AMERICANS ONLY episode of Square Roots the fierce flag smoochers talk about what's up with the Templars mission Champions of the Just and recruit Vivienne, Iron Bull, Blackwall and Vanessa's nemesis Sera. …

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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 1 - Fresh from the Phylactory 2:19:41

4M ago2:19:41

2:19:41

Square Roots - Episode 395 You've got to hand it to the Herald: their hand certainly is glowy, and has superpowers too! In this gripping first chunker of BioWare's Dragon Age: Inquisition we close gates to the fade, meet a horse man, stare at chest hair, and leave the hinterlands as soon as Solas tells us to, because we wouldn't want to disappoint …

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Final Fantasy I Part 2 - Cozy Goodtimes 1:48:05

4M ago1:48:05

1:48:05

Final Fantasy I Part 2 - Cozy Goodtimes Square Roots - Episode 394 Don't you just love having legs? You can waggle them, you can crisscrossapplesauce them, they have leg hands! And we use our JRPG legs through all the long walks and long dungeons of this limb-filled Square Roots episode ending our Final Fantasy I season. Just two episodes? You bett…

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Square Rooots Versus (An?) 8-Bit Christmas 1:03:02

4M ago1:03:02

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Hello friends! It's The Holiday Wintertime Goodtime Week so we are off carousing, carolling, controlling and blu cantrelling, and not podcasting. But that doesn't mean you can't have this fresh piece of Square Roots fruitcake from our archive! We watch the NPH 80s retro feature and give you our HOTTEST takes. Enjoy! This Week: We watch a movie! Abo…

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91 - We used to be a country 1:49:20

4M ago1:49:20

1:49:20

Cal and Scott round out the year with some Christmas cheer! Christmas parties are discussed, pantomimes mocked, and traditions unravelled.

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Final Fantasy I Part 1 - I Would Never Use THAC0 In Public 1:50:13

4M ago1:50:13

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Square Roots - Episode 393 Oh wow! This is the oldest RPG we've done for a season! But none of us were ready for the adorable sprites and price-gouging magic dealers of Final Fantasy I! Also: - The Brown Crystal - Paul Giamatti Kisses a Woman - Super Into Creed - The Manana Origins - Margot Robbie Could Go Into Anyone's House - The Opposite of Down…

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Final Fantasy IV Part 5 - The Moon is For Boys 2:25:26

5M ago2:25:26

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Square Roots - Episode 392 Even after his Retron5 deleted all his saves, Johnny and the rest of Square Roots Podcast really do finish Final Fantasy IV! There's some kind of whale on the moon, and some crystals I guess, and then the game decides to beat the last boss for you which was a bit of a shock. Also: - Zeromus, Zero Fuss - Vanessa Leisure - …

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Episode 26 - The Game Awards 2023, So many GREAT Games to Come, and Honestly Redfall isn’t That Bad Feat. TeddyFaulk 1:54:50

5M ago1:54:50

1:54:50

Nicktana and FaulkTeddy talk about the 2023 Game Awards and how SPECTACULAR IT WAS! They break down who got snubbed in the awards, They also highlight how a game like Redfall isn't that bad and has the possibility to be a great game in 2024! Faulkteddy Links! Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/teddyfaulk Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtukG…

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Final Fantasy IV Part 4 - Everyone Loves a Penultimate Episode 1:22:49

5M ago1:22:49

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Square Roots - Episode 391 Sadly Jim is missing on this party killing episode of Square Roots! So Vanessa, Johnny and Matthew finally get to visit a matriarchy, experience Rubicante's Sexy Leg Peek, and swap a few airships. Also: - Taskmaster VR - Scott Pilgrim Starring Mae West - Final Fantasy's Least Successful Party? - Bloodthirsty for Party Mem…

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Final Fantasy IV Part 3 - Let Baigans Be Baigans 2:17:08

5M ago2:17:08

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Square Roots - Episode 390 Much to Jim's delight things take a tragic turn in this dramatic chunker of Final Fantasy IV! There's self-sacrifice, double bump amnesia, betrayals, de-trayals, and even a fantastic journey to the center of the earth! Also: - Women Love Men Who Jump - Lussy - The Under a Dark Influence Defense - Long Flowing Jareth Hair …

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