Distended Butt Bandits - Episode 17 Season 1.5 Bet you thought Season 2 would be starting by now. PSYCH! We have another bonus episode first, wherein we decide to talk more about Writing and Weird Shit and less about Comic Book TV Adaptations. In that spirit, we discuss a local hero's petition to fight Donald Trump's son, then we chat about our exp…

Marcie and Me - Episode 16 Season 1.5 In this, the 16th episode of We Write Weird Shit, Jake and Jon talk about Captain America being Hydra (spoiler alert!), the pitiful performance of X-Men: Apocalypse, and the feats and flaws of Game of Thrones. Also, Patrick Stewart is dead. RIP :( Then we read Betty Rocksteady's story about a hairless spidercat…

The Pit - Episode 15 Season 1.5 This is the second episode of We Write Weird Shit bonus season! We talk about our new website, our new store, our new Patreon, how Jon is a nerd failure who hasn't seen Deadpool yet, how Picard would make a great neo-Nazi, and how Jake has a real life publisher now! Then Jake reads guest writer Rob Goyette's story ba…

The Angry Amish: A Coffee Table Book - Episode 14 Season 1.5 Welcome to the first bonus episode of We Write Weird Shit after Season 1 but before Season 2! What's so special you inquire? I'm glad you asked! Justin K. Day of Random Transmissions has written the story for this episode, based on suggestions provided by Jake and Jon! Those suggestions w…

Hell's Belles - Episode 13 Season 1 Welcome to the lucky 13th episode of We Write Weird Shit! In this episode we talk about Star Wars: Rogue One, Krampus, how fucking great Archer Season 6 is, how neither of us actually watch the Walking Dead, and announce that we will be publishing all our stories from season one as an eBook! Then Jake reads Jon's…

Katie's Letter - Episode 12 Season 1 Welcome the the entire week late because Jake had to work and Jon got sick 12th episode of We Write Weird Shit! In this episode, we talk pretty much exclusively about Batman V Superman and Daredevil Season 2. If you haven't seen those yet, keep your clickers ready to jump ahead, because there be spoilers here! T…

Apocalysaurus - Episode 11 Season 1 Holy shit it's episode 11 of We Write Weird Shit! The episode where you can barely hear Jon because of magical disappearing source files! In this episode, we discuss Spider-Man's terrible costume in Captain America: Civil War, the nightmare that is DC's reboot of Hanna Barbera cartoons in comic form, and whether …

Fucking Wally - Episode 10 Season 1 In Episode 10 of We Write Weird Shit, Jake and Jon talk about the human shitsack that is Donald Trump, who they would reject to write their autobiographies, and how Jake still lives in a magical fairy land where Batman V Superman has a chance of actually being good. If you have any suggestions for stories, or que…

A Bun in the Oven and Johnny's Baby - Episode 9 Season 1 Welcome to the extra special Episode 9 of We Write Weird Shit! What makes it so special, you ponder sardonically to yourself. Well I'll tell you! First of all, we finally added an sign-on, a little touch that responsible podcasters started in episode one. We also tried out a new recording met…

Stumpie Gets Sick - Episode 8 Season 1 Welcome to the hopefully final late episode of We Write Weird Shit! In this episode, we talk about some exciting news in our worlds of writing and R-Rated Superhero movies. That's pretty much all we got to because, let's face it, there's plenty to say. Then Jake reads Jon story about a three-legged dog and str…

I Ain't No Dummy - Episode 7 Season 1 In this seventh episode, we discuss how Jake's friends hate us, how we suck at getting these in on time, and the luxury of being so famous that you sabotage yourself by writing under a pseudonym. Then Jon read's Jake's story about a taxidermied cat and a slock as suggested by Lori. Next week Jake reads Jon's st…

Dickbot Ennui - Episode 6 Season 1 Welcome to the exceptionally late Episode 6 of We Write Weird Shit! You can thank Jake's sick minion, and Jesus for dying, for this episode being late. In this episode we talk about Limbo, Abe Lincoln, the futility of management, and how Jake's mom most likely did not have sexual relations with an ape (hi Jake's m…

I Want a Dirty Prostitute - Episode 5 Season 1 Episode 5 Constant Listeners, now with even more rape and prostitutes! In this episode we talk about Marvel Cinematic Universe, how shitty Whovians are, and Jake's fugly pants! Then Jon reads Jake's story about an hallucinogenic STD suggested by Jason. Next week Jake reads Jon's story about Unitaskers …

Frites Arcanes - Episode 4 Season 1 Here it is, a little late but here now! Episode 4, Frites Arcanes, the one about a Magic Potato. Also featured: Animal porn, porn while driving, furries, and manuscripts! Next week Jon reads Jake's story about an Hallucinogenic STD suggested by Jason. Links mentioned this episode: http://www.projectiradio.com/the…

All Hail the King - Episode 3 Season 1 Episode 3 is upon us! In this episode, we lament the many tragic deaths of the week, debut our new intro with music from The Powder Burns (link below), and glorify payment in exposure. Jon reads Jake's story based on the Stephen King and Folk Punk as suggested by Rob. Next week Jake reads Jon's story about Mag…

Extreme Ghost Orgy Home Makeover - Episode 2 Season 1 Welcome to Episode 2! In this episode, we discuss Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, other podcasts we listen to, and why we are jealous of Stephen King and want to hatebump his face. Jake reads Jon's story about trying to renovate a house while being proposition…

The Old Man - Episode 1 Season 1 Episode 1 is here! In this episode, Jon reads Jake's story about a haunted music box in a restaurant, as suggested by Leslie. We also discuss Uwe Boll's Nazi Gold. Next week Jake will be reading Jon's story about trying to renovate a home while being propositioned by the house's deceased residents, as recommended by…