Best C3po Podcasts (2024)

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Seismameter 56:13

6M ago56:13

56:13

Andi and Chris return after three long months and man, has a lot happened. Was Chris being trained by the CIA? Did Andi get abducted by natives while on Safari? The answer is no to both of those, but find out what HAS happened in this episode.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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C3PO’s Butthole 1:02:28

9M ago1:02:28

1:02:28

Chris goes to a charity golf event and Andi sings her version of America the Beautiful in this freedom fueled episode.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Southern Jumbos 1:01:44

10M ago1:01:44

1:01:44

Andi comes back from Mexico unscathed and Chris has another epic week on the road.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Gross Fountain 1:01:30

11M ago1:01:30

1:01:30

Andi and Chris...and the echo...are back...again. Andi's been sick and Chris has been living the dream. It's a very Yin and Yang episode.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Casa Key Grip 1:02:09

12M ago1:02:09

1:02:09

Chris and Andi discuss Oppenheimer and the difference between 'empathic' and 'empathetic'. ...it's funnier than it sounds.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Stream A Lil Stream 1:01:45

1y ago1:01:45

1:01:45

Andi & Chris are back! Chris has been on hiatus and Andi is getting weird on Twitch! It's a good one!By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Steamcupine 1:05:14

1y ago1:05:14

1:05:14

Andi wants to bang a goat man on her video game and Chris reminisces about UTIs. It's a weird one.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Tamport 1:02:39

1y ago1:02:39

1:02:39

Andi is balls deep in the new Zelda game, Dad calls in, and Chris goes to a Tampa Bay Rays game.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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This Is How You Get Up 56:36

1y ago56:36

56:36

Andi tells us about bouncing her chin off a roller rink floor and hears Chris laugh all the way from Florida.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Tight Vibes 1:01:07

1y ago1:01:07

1:01:07

Chris goes to New York City (get a rope) and Andi doesn't know what the hell she did.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Spassm 1:02:32

1+ y ago1:02:32

1:02:32

Chris dials in from yet another mall town and Andi has clean teeth but you wouldn't know it cause the video didn't record!!!By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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A Real Poo Done It 1:05:20

1+ y ago1:05:20

1:05:20

Chris finds out that Bob Villa is still alive and Andi gets real descriptive about Otto's butthole.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Family Nuts 55:55

1+ y ago55:55

55:55

Chris and Andi talk about...you know what...I'm not even sure at this point, but I'm sure it was funny. The echo returns for a few minutes in the beginning and then works itself out.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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What Dat Mouf Do 1:02:05

1+ y ago1:02:05

1:02:05

Andi and Chris go to Vegas and have two very different trips getting there.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Dude Soup 1:01:19

1+ y ago1:01:19

1:01:19

Chris and Andi talk about the world champion Kansas City Chiefs and moms that are gross.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Premium Hole Vids 58:39

1+ y ago58:39

58:39

Andi gets to practice having tinnitus while Chris goes on tour with Bert Kreisher.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Penistown 58:19

1+ y ago58:19

58:19

Chris explains why the Buffalo Bills lost and Andi sleeps through an earthquake.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Mickey’s Middle Finger 1:01:02

1+ y ago1:01:02

1:01:02

Chris goes to Disneyland and Andi goes to a birthday party...for a dog.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Knob Dylan 1:00:23

1+ y ago1:00:23

1:00:23

Oak Park Mall sucks, Chris refuses to wear turtlenecks and Andi invents Chicken Pops.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Got Pilk? 1:00:56

1+ y ago1:00:56

1:00:56

Andi makes a new TikTok drink and Chris has a weird echo that we couldn't fix! Happy holidays!!!By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Enough! 54:32

1+ y ago54:32

54:32

Chris and Andi are back - in pod form! The sibs are back in person and tell stories about the times they got the most high.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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The Porters Do Nashville 1:00:55

1+ y ago1:00:55

1:00:55

It's all in the title why are you even reading this.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Ear Pussies 59:54

2y ago59:54

59:54

Chris and Andi finally figure out how to do the podcast remotely! To view the video podcast head to our socials IG: @onemillionthpod and Twitter: @1millionthpodBy Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Principal of the Skies 55:58

2y ago55:58

55:58

Andi drank old protein and took the SAT, Chris has a Tom Brady conspiracy theory, and a Juggalette writes in.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Kids Today 1:00:45

2y ago1:00:45

1:00:45

Chris and Andi go on about old mix-tape infomercials from the 90’s and Chris just doesn’t understand kids today.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Spidingdong 58:44

2y ago58:44

58:44

Chris uses terrible metaphors, it confuses Andi. Unrelated she finally learns what batting a thousand means.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Perpendurcular 1:00:51

2y ago1:00:51

1:00:51

Andi and Chris have quite the trip to Kansas City and then they talk about movie sequels and stadium names.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Choo Choo Chanooga 55:43

2y ago55:43

55:43

Chris gets a hat box and Andi is into the sleaze bags at music festivals, and they both lament on the rules of their childhood road trips.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Six Playstations 59:22

2y ago59:22

59:22

Chris and Andi talk about Pimp My Ride and horrible LA audiences.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Poonpouri 53:02

2y ago53:02

53:02

Andi talks about energy drinks she had in high school and Chris goes on about his favorite Mary Kay face wash.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Nein Nein 55:21

2y ago55:21

55:21

Chris and Andi give advice on what records should start a collection. Spoiler Alert: It’s a lot of Nelly Furtado.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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McHandy’s 58:27

2y ago58:27

58:27

Andi underestimates the power of the sun, Chris learns how canned foods work, and there are just too many farts.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Lazarus! 59:01

2y ago59:01

59:01

Chris goes off on Ansel Adams and Andi did a um… stuff? And it was uhhhhhhnn… stuff… words are hard.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Count Fistula 57:59

2y ago57:59

57:59

Andi and Chris are joined by their Dad, Scott. They talk ad nauseam about Terrence Trent Darby and other people who haven’t been in the zeitgeist for decades.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Swapping Joes 55:53

2y ago55:53

55:53

Andi gets confused about Trader Joe’s, Chris is all boned up over John Larroquette, and they reminisce about Holidomes.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Comedy is Hard 58:25

2y ago58:25

58:25

Chris and Andi go on so many rants about malls. Most of them are good. The rants… not the malls. Well, maybe the malls. Why are you still reading this just listen and find out.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Poonraker 55:30

2y ago55:30

55:30

Chris and Andi learn German and they ruin the ending for No Time to Die, even though neither of them have seen it.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Izuhaul 53:05

2y ago53:05

53:05

Andi is highly caffeinated and Chris still hates Hollywood.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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On The Strand in Venice 1:00:58

2y ago1:00:58

1:00:58

Chris and Andi want to bring Kurt Loder back to MTV News.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Dicked Down By Dumbo 58:34

2+ y ago58:34

58:34

Chris comes up with a new instagram handle for Scott Disick and Andi can’t think of the word “endorse”.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Kitchen Chickens 58:39

2+ y ago58:39

58:39

Chris and Andi are back with tales from the road (Chris) and the crypt (Andi).By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Let The Wookiee Win – Episode 33 - The Rebootquel 1:00:21

2+ y ago1:00:21

1:00:21

On This Weeks Episode... Introduction/Welcome Back Lego Star Wars is everywhere! Obi Wan - Will Qui-Gonn Appear? What about Jar Jar? What’s up with the look of the Utapauan? Thoughts on Boba Fett/Hopes for Next Season of Mando? Ian’s Pitch for Season 2 of Book of Boba Fett Space Dive ChatBy Geektainment.TV

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Coloradolopolis 54:54

2+ y ago54:54

54:54

Chris brings up Casey at the Bat for the first time ever and Andi is taking a wizz again in Margaritaville.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Just Lefts 57:23

2+ y ago57:23

57:23

If you think Chris and Andi take a lot of lefts, you should hear about this kid in Miami.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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But Gary Hungry 56:46

2+ y ago56:46

56:46

Chris and Andi talk mega-spiders, breastfeeding adults and horse-sized ducks.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Strand of Dover 1:00:05

2+ y ago1:00:05

1:00:05

Forgive the amount of phlegm but let’s be real, we’re lucky there’s an episode this week. And don’t miss Chris and Andi at this year’s Potty-Con in Sheboygan, WI where they’ll be signing headshots of David Copperfield.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Mr. Nice Guy Awards 1:02:47

2+ y ago1:02:47

1:02:47

Andi educates Chris on lip fillers, and Chris got slighted by a cab driver in Buffalo.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Mouthful Mode 1:03:03

2+ y ago1:03:03

1:03:03

Chris reminisces about the last time he ate a fruit 10 years ago and Andi has a group chat that is popping off on the dailyBy Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Cheesecake Townhouse 1:01:57

2+ y ago1:01:57

1:01:57

Chris has to differentiate between ‘commercial’ and ‘private’ flights and Andi fell down. Then they talk about what kind of horses to eat.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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Norm the Mountain Lion 54:46

2+ y ago54:46

54:46

Chris has notes on Andi’s bath time routine and Andi explains the difference between pasties and tassels. This is a blissful episode after the Bills game and before the Bengals game… they were happier then.By Chris Porter & Andi Porter

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