Best Christy Barre Podcast Podcasts (2024)

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A Special Message from Us 1:59

8h ago1:59

1:59

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Say Amen, Christi 1:09:51

5d ago1:09:51

1:09:51

"My obnoxious level in this episode escalates very quickly," notes Christi as before "Dance Moms Chatter Part 1" can even begin she's already pretty drunk. But in a rare occurrence, Christi and Kelly don't have to hide their booze in coffee cups because this week, martini glasses are out in the open! With Jeff Collins moderating it's clip-show week…

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Batch 38: Ed Night and Derek Mitchell 1:12:03

8d ago1:12:03

1:12:03

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Ed Night (https://linktr.ee/ednightshows) and Derek Mitchell (https://www.instagram.com/derekscottmitchell/?hl=en) Tickets to Alexander's Soho Theatre Dates (29th and 30th April) https://sohotheatre.com/events/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-the-man-myself/ Follow the experiment (https://twitt…

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A Manly Bunny 1:25:07

15d ago1:25:07

1:25:07

"I could watch a 24 hour live stream of the shit that Cathy and Vivi talk about," remarks Christi as Season 3's "No Room for Rotten Apples" is another Cathy-centric episode. It's not the most eventful of affairs as the producers even included an inordinate amount of dance footage this week to compensate, but what is there is... deeply weird. For ex…

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Live from Ohio University 1:13:52

22d ago1:13:52

1:13:52

On this special episode of Back to the Barre, Christi and Kelly invite you to join them live from Mom's Weekend at Ohio University for a moderated Q&A in front of a nearly 1000 person crowd! With so many great questions from both the moderators and the audience, it only seemed fit to share them with our little Bitchettes as we're certain you've all…

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Batch 37: Richard Todd and Ben Alborough 1:10:07

22d ago1:10:07

1:10:07

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Richard Todd (https://twitter.com/richardtoddtodd) and Ben Alborough (https://www.instagram.com/ben_alborough/?hl=en) Tickets to Alexander's Soho Theatre Dates (29th and 30th April) https://sohotheatre.com/events/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-the-man-myself/ Follow the experiment (https://tw…

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Candy Apple Land 1:33:27

29d ago1:33:27

1:33:27

“You were in Aruba and I had to work on my vacation, so I deserved a coffee cup,” Kelly says as she reflects on how unfair it was that even though the moms were ostensibly promised time off while Abby was filming Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition, she still got stuck being a stooge for the production this week while Christi enjoyed some R&R. Season…

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Two Girls, One Cup 1:11:38

1M ago1:11:38

1:11:38

“This is like Top of the Pyramid for Suckular behavior,” says Christi as things really do suck on "Two Girls, One Solo". First of all, what sicko thought it was ok to name the episode THAT!? There are children here! Second, this episode is easily in Christi's Top 3 worst Dance Mom experiences so you know it's a rough one. Abby preps the next "power…

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Batch 36: Heidi Regan and Johnny White Really-Really 1:08:52

1M ago1:08:52

1:08:52

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Heidi Regan (https://twitter.com/heidi_regan) and Johnny White Really-Really (https://twitter.com/johnnywreallyx2) Tickets to Alexander's Soho Theatre Dates (29th and 30th April) https://sohotheatre.com/events/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-the-man-myself/ Follow the experiment (https://twitt…

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The World’s Biggest Squirrel 1:02:23

1M ago1:02:23

1:02:23

What could have ticked Kelly off enough to once say, “I always knew in the back of my head that the day would come where Christ would stab me in the back, and you know what? She did...”? If you ask either Kelly or Christi now they'd be hard pressed to give you an answer! It's time once again for Christi and Kelly to be fighting one another for some…

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Descent into Ugly 1:46:06

2M ago1:46:06

1:46:06

“I’m ready to shoot myself” is not something you want to hear aloud too often, but this week our beloved Bitches find themselves repeating that A LOT as they struggle to get through what might the first episode to really push them over the edge. "Boy Crazy, Mom Crazy" is such a wild episode that this recording managed to be almost two hours long an…

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Batch 35: Lorna Rose Treen and Pat Cahill 1:04:12

2M ago1:04:12

1:04:12

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Lorna Rose Treen (https://twitter.com/lornlornlors) and Pat Cahill (https://twitter.com/patcanbefound) Tickets to Alexander's Soho Theatre Dates (29th and 30th April) https://sohotheatre.com/events/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-the-man-myself/ Follow the experiment (https://twitter.com/BYest…

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We’re Not Boob Jealous 1:26:33

2M ago1:26:33

1:26:33

"On a regular Dance Moms episode you drink on a scale from one to five. A reunion is a one to ten scale," says Christi as the Bitches start the 2nd Part of Season 3's reunion special "Tell All". While it might be a pretty easy episode for Christi herself, there's still enough Abby depravity to go around! Kristie Ray joins the discussion and goes on…

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Whoopi Heals 1:17:13

2M ago1:17:13

1:17:13

“This is not an opportunity to set the record straight, HERE is the opportunity now 10 years later to set the record straight,” explains Christi as even when the moms got to explain themselves, they were never REALLY allowed to. Consequently there's no hell for our Bitches quite like a Dance Mom's Reunion episode, and Season 3's "Tell All" is a two…

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Batch 34: Finlay Christie and Annie McGrath 1:04:29

2M ago1:04:29

1:04:29

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Finlay Christie (https://twitter.com/finlaycomedy) and Annie McGrath (https://twitter.com/AnnieMcTweet) Vote for us in the Chortle awards! https://www.chortle.co.uk/features/2024/02/08/54951/vote_in_the_2024_chortle_awards#:~:text=Several%20other%20comedians%20are%20up,best%20club%20act%20and…

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Cracker Barrel Hostess 1:22:27

2M ago1:22:27

1:22:27

“God, the first statement [of the episode] irritated me” says Kelly as she straps in for "The Mother of All Specials", Dance Mom's own Mother's Day celebration. For a show with plenty of moms you'd imagine the producers could focus in on pretty much any one of them, and yet this is an Abby centric episode. As Abby says, "Whom knows more about being…

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I'd Rather Be a Whole Apple 47:47

3M ago47:47

47:47

"How does Abby get to call him an ass like that and then acted shocked when he responds back," wonders Christi as things begin to go downhill fast on the second half of "Candy Apple Showdown". With the ALDC arriving at the Masters of Dance Art Invitational, Kelly preps for what remains one of her worst Dance Mom memories. Things get off to a rocky …

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Batch 33: Andy Field and Adam Rhys-Davies 1:03:43

3M ago1:03:43

1:03:43

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Andy Field (https://twitter.com/andyfieldhello) and Adam Rhys-Davies Tickets to Alexander's Soho Theatre Dates (29th and 30th April) https://sohotheatre.com/events/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-the-man-myself/ Follow the experiment (https://twitter.com/BYesterdayPod) Follow Andy Barr (https:…

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It’s About Fun, Stop Crying! 1:16:14

3M ago1:16:14

1:16:14

Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [BARRE] at LumeDeodorant.com! #lumepod www.LumeDeodorant.com “This is a drinky episode,” says Christi as she announces drink four only three lines into the first page of the "Candy Apple Showdown" notes. Though Bitch #1 and #2 a…

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Levitate, Levitate, Levitate! 1:38:18

3M ago1:38:18

1:38:18

"The foot is done!" exclaims both Christi and Kelly as the arduous Mackenzie's Broken Foot Saga finally comes to a close. After all, would Melissa let Mackenzie's foot stay broken if it meant not getting to dance on The View? On Season 3's "The View From the Top", the ALDC hits New York for a special appearance on The View that is being guest hoste…

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Batch 32: Andrea Hubert and Simon Kane 1:14:44

3M ago1:14:44

1:14:44

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Andrea Hubert (https://twitter.com/ShutUpAndrea) and Simon Kane (https://twitter.com/slepkane) Tickets to Alexander's Soho Theatre Dates (29th and 30th April) https://sohotheatre.com/events/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-the-man-myself/ Follow the experiment (https://twitter.com/BYesterdayPod…

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Disservice 1:07:10

3M ago1:07:10

1:07:10

"Do you want to vomit on her, or do you want to vomit on her?” asks Christi as things are as painful as ever on "May I Have This Dance". After coming in second yet again, Abby is fed up with everyone (but Maddie) and is starting to get particularly cruel with her comments during Pyramid (of course except for Maddie). Paige's treatment of the flag w…

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Humping the Hula Hoop 58:11

4M ago58:11

58:11

"Life is just a lesson," remarks Christi, "My Instagram bio literally says I make mistakes...some are on TV." At least she can be assured that on the second half of "The Politics of Dancing" the only one making mistakes as per usual is Abby, who is determined to pit the kids against one another no matter the cost. As the ALDC arrives in Philadelphi…

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Batch 31: Ben Target and Will Rowland 56:11

4M ago56:11

56:11

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Ben Target (https://twitter.com/BenTarget) and Will Rowland (https://twitter.com/willrowlandhehe) Tickets to Alexander's Soho Theatre Dates (29th and 30th April) https://sohotheatre.com/events/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-the-man-myself/ Follow the experiment (https://twitter.com/BYesterday…

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Cringing Over Props 1:16:28

4M ago1:16:28

1:16:28

Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [BARRE] at LumeDeodorant.com! #lumepod "You are 15 you piece of shit," is not exactly what Abby said to Brooke, but Christi couldn't have summed up the mood better as Abby froths at the mouth after losing to Cathy. As "The Polit…

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Loading Abby's Tears 47:08

4M ago47:08

47:08

“Somebody has to fight with her,” remarks Kelly as we go through the motions of introducing Kristie Ray into the mom group on the second half of "Watch Your Back, Mack". Even though the moms (and especially our bitches) are on their best behaviors, tensions still seem to mount as Kristie begins to try and push the mom's every button. Though the sho…

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Build-A-Broadway Baby 55:47

4M ago55:47

55:47

"You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to postmates a drink," Christi jokes as she's booze-less going into what may be one of the strangest episodes of Dance Moms yet. Season 3's "Watch Your Back, Mack" is most notable for the introduction of Asia Monet Ray, the newest member of the ALDC and a former competitor on Abby's Ultimate Dance Competiti…

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Batch 30: Steffan Alun and Jenny Collier 1:06:53

5M ago1:06:53

1:06:53

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Steffan Alun (https://twitter.com/StAlun) and Jenny Collier (https://twitter.com/Jenjencollier) Follow the experiment (https://twitter.com/BYesterdayPod) Follow Andy Barr (https://twitter.com/SomeNiceFun) and Alexander Bennett (https://twitter.com/AlexyBennett) Email us at byesterdaypodcast@g…

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Special Episode: After Party 2 34:12

5M ago34:12

34:12

Due to techimical difficulties, we're replacing this week's epsiode with two bonus After Party episodes. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Special Episode: After Party 3 26:23

5M ago26:23

26:23

Due to technical difficulties, this week's episode is being replaced by two After Parties. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Bite a Bat with Paigey Mack 1:38:13

5M ago1:38:13

1:38:13

“In a 30 second span, two of the most iconic Dance Moms moments happen back to back,” Christi exclaims as "She's a Maniac" has those and more iconic moments to spare. To mark the occasion (and to celebrate one of her few episodes where she doesn't suffer) the Bitches welcome Paige Hyland to the Barre! Abby brings in Broadway dancer Rachelle Rak to …

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Batch 29: Sam Nicoresti and John-Luke Roberts (Live at Cheerful Earful) 1:13:18

5M ago1:13:18

1:13:18

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by John-Luke Roberts (https://twitter.com/jlukeroberts) and Sam Nicoresti (https://twitter.com/samnicoresti) Follow the experiment (https://twitter.com/BYesterdayPod) Follow Andy Barr (https://twitter.com/SomeNiceFun) and Alexander Bennett (https://twitter.com/AlexyBennett) Email us at byesterda…

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Inappropriate Since Four 1:04:48

5M ago1:04:48

1:04:48

"I can’t drink I’ll die!" laments Christi as she nurses a migraine while trying to still overcome the fact Jill really seemed like she wanted Kendall to play Rosa Parks. It's the second half of "The Apple of Her Eye" and it's time for Power House Dance Competition where the ALDC is up against Cathy's boys once more, and this time losing to Cathy is…

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YUUUUUGE Announcement! 2:44

5M ago2:44

2:44

Order your official Back to the Barre merchandise by Monday, November 27 to guarantee Christmas delivery!! https://www.jakenothing.com/collections/back-to-the-barre XO, Christi & Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's a Furry Episode with Jill 1:59:42

5M ago1:59:42

1:59:42

"Red plastic rhinestone crap, blue plastic rhinestone crap," utters Christi as one of her most iconic scenes comes into play as these bitches cover the first half of the massive Season 3 episode "The Apple of Her Eye". Joining our moms is none other than newly dubbed Bitch #3, Jill Vertes! There could be no better guest for the occasion as this epi…

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Batch 28: Huge Davies and Celya AB 1:13:03

6M ago1:13:03

1:13:03

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Huge Davies (https://twitter.com/HugeDavies) and Celya AB (https://twitter.com/abcelya) Follow the experiment (https://twitter.com/BYesterdayPod) Follow Andy Barr (https://twitter.com/SomeNiceFun) and Alexander Bennett (https://twitter.com/AlexyBennett) Email us at byesterdaypodcast@gmail.com…

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Naked Adjacent 51:56

6M ago51:56

51:56

"We're not very smart, we haven't done Back to the Barre for a while," Christi confesses as the bitches get ready to ease back into the Barre with a quick look at some of Season 3's Promos. It's been a busy few weeks of filming and traveling for both Christi and Kelly. Between producing and Dance Moms Reunions, they managed to miss a whole episode!…

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Batch 27: Michael Brunström and Mary O'Connell (Live!) 1:02:19

6M ago1:02:19

1:02:19

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Michael Brunström (https://twitter.com/thestroid) and Mary O'Connell (https://twitter.com/marydoesgigs) Buy tickets to Alexander's show filming on the 9th November 2023 at the Pleasance in London - https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-man-myself Buy tickets to Born…

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Cocktail Intermission 1:13:41

6M ago1:13:41

1:13:41

"Why do we care?" Christi asks as Bitch #1 and Bitch #2 have it out for Mackenzie on the second half of Camouflaged Maneuvers. Melissa reveals Mackenzie's sprained ankle will keep her from performing for a suspiciously short 72 hours. Abby is upset by this turn of events and insists that Mackenzie sit in a wheelchair for the duration of the episode…

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A Little Hubba Hubba 1:33:52

6M ago1:33:52

1:33:52

“If we did this whole episode it would be like The War and Peace of Dance Moms," warns Christi as our duo begin tackling the first part of the two hour epic "Camouflaged Maneuvers". The ALDC returns for practice after a brief break with a longer than expected five days to go until their next competition. Abby is frustrated with second place, even P…

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Batch 26: Ania Magliano and Joz Norris (Live!) 54:21

6M ago54:21

54:21

In this part of the experiment, the clones are joined by Ania Magliano (https://twitter.com/AniaMags) and Joz Norris (https://twitter.com/JozNorris) Buy tickets to Alexander's show filming on the 9th November 2023 at the Pleasance in London - https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/alexander-bennett-i-cant-stand-man-myself Buy tickets to Born Yesterday a…

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It's Human Nature 1:34:29

7M ago1:34:29

1:34:29

"I'm so uncomfortable," Christi says speaking for us all as the moms take Abby on a speed dating excursion in "All's Fair in Love and War". Supposedly love is in the air and Abby decides to center this week's group dance on a tragic love story with Your Dream Will Be My Dream. While the moms welcome the return of Nick Dobbs to bolster the performan…

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Cheers, Bitches! 1:27:45

7M ago1:27:45

1:27:45

“This is either the most deranged show of all time or the greatest piece of entertainment to ever hit the airwaves," says Christi as this seemingly sad episode continues to go off the rails as the moms must confront the death of Broadway Baby and one depressed Abby. Christi and Kelly are supposedly still not on good terms, but as they'll attest now…

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Disco Balls 1:30:33

7M ago1:30:33

1:30:33

“As the leader of the Bitchettes, I’d like to issue a blanket apology to everyone I’ve let down," Christi laments as she endures Episode 8 of Season 3 "You've Been Unfriended". The mere thought of having a heart to heart moment with Melissa of all people brings a shiver down Christi's spine, but this episode remains a sore spot as it not only featu…

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Christi and Kelly's 20th Anniversary Special 1:02:30

7M ago1:02:30

1:02:30

"Chloe and Paige took their first dance class 20 years ago, probably early September right after Labor Day," Christi remembers as these moms realize they've been officially been friends for 20 years this month! Few friends have ever gone on quite the journey that these two have, but 20 years later they're still the baddest bitches in town! With the…

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Backwards Skate 1:11:12

8M ago1:11:12

1:11:12

"I'm like five feet behind everybody, like you guys go ahead I'm just going to stay back here," Kelly remarks as the second half of "Rotten to the Core" sees bottles and bags being hurled left and right. Cathy's limo entrance in Detroit draws the immediate ire of the moms, which only worsens as Jalen's dad starts to pick a fight with Abby. If that …

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Part-Time Assholes 1:19:51

8M ago1:19:51

1:19:51

"I'm recapping this week and I have to say, it's not all that bad! says Christi. "Yeah, cause you ain't in it!" Kelly points out. It's Christi's dream come true as she can shit-talk all she wants and shares none of the embarrassment as Dance Moms Season 3 Episode 7 begins. Abby is thrilled by Cathy's defeat in the previous competition, but takes th…

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Steve From Wine Fest 1:26:28

8M ago1:26:28

1:26:28

Throwing it back to one of our favorite episodes. See you Monday for all new episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Candy Apples Cathy 1:03:50

8M ago1:03:50

1:03:50

"It was an acting job for me," says Cathy of how she approached working on Dance Moms. Yes, today Christi and Kelly finally welcome Abby's on-screen rival and former Dance Mom Cathy Nesbitt-Stein to the show! Cathy was seemingly the only person on the show who was keenly aware of what reality TV expected of them. She always played a heightened vers…

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Miss Piggy Era 46:58

8M ago46:58

46:58

“I'm not yelling at children!” exclaims Christi as things get heated on the second half of the "Boys Are Cuties, Girls Have Cooties". Abby is fuming over Cathy's all boys team, which Christi correctly guesses will result in their girls getting pushed that much harder. Abby launches directly into harsh criticisms of the soloists and starts getting o…

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