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Clever Name Podcast is a "comedy" podcast with hot takes and unfunny commentary. We are like the ugly chick in the hot friend group, extremely unappealing but when you run out of options we are always here.
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Its episode 420 on 4/20 and we have a crazy episode ready for the occasion. We find new and creative ways of consuming THC, Artty brings us another edition of wokemon and we rank celebrity N words usage. Sammy Starfish releases her first country hit "Pumpkin Takes" and we get to view the exclusive music video. Finally, we have the 4th edition of "W…
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The boys for Rats in the Attic Podcast join us and we welcome them with some erotic fan fiction and AI generated love songs. A polish priest hosted gay orgies and mutilated some genitals, masturbating in other peoples homes in now legal and launchables are mostly lead. A woman does a live fire waxing of her butthole, super gonorrhea is on the loose…
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We are all very sad about the death of O.J. Simpson, some of our solar eclipse predictions came true and Artty finishes the chevy spark drawing. We play guess whats in my butt again, we look at the new ways to get your nicotine fix and Artty has a new page on clevernamepodcast.com dedicated to his art. You can now order drawings of ANYTHING from Ar…
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Blake, Artty, Ryan and Martin are all back and Artty has finally finished the halo drawings for Martins birthday (in February). Ryan sticks his dick in a vacuum and catches his shit, we give our predictions for the solar eclipse and autism is a death sentence in Canada. Ryan bonds with a kid over growing up in an autism cage and we find some people…
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Mark Sargent join the show to have our 4th flat earth discussion. We make our predictions for what will happen during the upcoming apocalyptic eclipse, why we cant travel to antarctica and the moon landing. We find out Mark is just Neil Armstrong in disguise and the ongoing feud on the flat earther communities. We pick team Flearth or Glearth on th…
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This week we have very sad news to report about some of our favorite websites, men's tampons are now available around Canadian workplaces and Ryan is going to try them out. We get some video of baby Martin, Martin Maxing. We do round 2 of the "can you tell if its a lady or a lady boy" game. We have an Arttyvention where we talk about Arttys drinkin…
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Tony Hawk 27 trailer release, Martin gets an award for guessing lady boys and we all wood. We play another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who, we laugh at fart sounds for a good 20 mins and we find people Martin Maxing in the wild. The Sandwich game makes a return and we watch a live performance of What up by 4 Non Blonde. All this and so much …
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Blake Ryan Martin and Artty are joined by Blakes girlfriend Julia with the third instalment of What's in the Box. We rise for the retarded singing of the national anthem and we guess how many times a reusable bad needs to be used before its considered eco friendly. People light them self on fire for things other than Palestine and we watch a weird …
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The FTC has made us all declare our race and gender and we watch a Russian kid jump out a fifth floor window like Eric Clapton's kid. We do our new segment "fire" and our long time favorite Clever Name Podcast classic bit "bestiality". We create the duck version of American history x, a man poops on a sleeping man on the street and a moose gets pun…
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Nazis have the debate of the century about who shits in the street, fans tell us why they should kill themselves and we play the first edition of the whisper game. Artty loses his mind during the sandwich game, a lady got root rot in her cooch and a woman plays with a grenade. We find out what a selkie is, we see some good parenting and we rank som…
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We have Flat Earth Vikka on the show this week for our third podcast on the flat earth theory. Vikka has 2 popular documentaries and a weekly podcast on the flat earth. We discuss our varying levels of belief in the flat earth and some of the questions holding us back from believing. Most importantly we come up with a plan to once and for all prove…
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Ryan finally caught Covid and we celebrate Artty being a part of the show for one full year. We get a new take on an old classic video, Shrekfest has been officially canceled for good and new Epstein game just dropped. A Florida cop open fires on an acorn and teacher hot tub seduction is more common that we realized. Coffee is racist and we're play…
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The Clever Crew is back in action with another AI moose vs Bull simulation, a stripper is hired for the boys on the job site and we get predictions for the future of the Clever Name Podcast. We get a gauntlet worth of Primordial's videos, and we find out the most f%ckable pasta. Artty has a man vs machine battle of comedy in Kill Artty, Martin says…
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Ryan has car problems and rented the worlds gayest car, we lock in our bets for when Blake will have poop thrown on him and we guess what Osama Bin Laden had on his computer by playing the Bin Laden Hard Drive Game. A mom is advertising her Onlyfans in the school pick up lane, Artty does his best Kill Artty set and the big swinging Canadian dick is…
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F*ck Trudeau chants break out the the last UFC PPV, Ryans throwing poo google alert finally pays off and we take a look at the average Tim Horton's experience. We guess the correct logo, Ryan has a melt down over Arttys obsession over Redbar and we learn why any woman having sex with a white guy is unforgivable in This Week in Woke. Artty does Kill…
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The prophecy foretold that this was the week that Blake would return, Martin shows us his best accents and Artty has another edition of Kill Artty. We watch the best parts Only Use Me Blade n word video, some wild penial video are presented and Dana whites boob power slap is an amazing new sport. We play "guess who the what said who" and check out …
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Important Novtober policy discussion takes place and arguments ensue, Ryan found a new way to injure himself with power tools and primordial is back with more videos to scar our souls. We check in on the most talented girl in Russia, Martin does his signature segment "Martins News" and another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who. The 5th edition…
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We do a second show this week to make up for the live stream going down on the last episode. After years of digging we uncovered the original Noot Noot video. Then we see what happens when you search for slurs on Amazon and Oprah says the N word. A stronk woman ponders her orb, we find the Tarzan boy/girl and a guy takes nerf to the next level. All…
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This week the podcast lands on Jan 6th so we do black face or something. We finish the guess who the what said who game and Artty does his 5th edition of Kill Artty. We check out some 5 mins prison crafts for teens that teach us how to make a ballussy and a sponussy. A man was daggered into the hospital, we rank some racism and we find out the winn…
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Its the last show of 2023 and instead of doing a lame clip show like other podcast we bring a you 3 hour classic episode. Martin tries to kill his mother, we play another round of guess who the what said who and we do our prediction for next year and recap our predictions for 2023. Then we do the 2024 Epstein client list draft, Artty does the 4th e…
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ITS CHRISTMAS! and the boys are back together for maybe the last time. What have another edition of Whats In The Box this time with presents but first we have a game created by one of our one of our listeners where we guess who said what from past podcasts. Artty does his third edition of Kill Artty and Blakes girlfriend joins us to watch a man put…
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They boys are back and we have a new intro created by AI plus the official autism rankings for the Clever Name Podcast are out now. Ryan has always been right about how hot Hilary Duff is but now the rest of the internet is catching up. The lady we covered on the show who was caught using a vibrator on the beach has now been found dead in her home …
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Martin Artty and Ryan get a message from Blake about where he has been the past few weeks. A guy flexes his trigger control, Martin shows the correct way to eat rockets/smarties and we watch the music video the classic russian song "they killed the black man". We work on getting a Neg Earth sponsorship and Corey from Corey in the house is trying to…
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We investigate the origin of the ice cream truck song, we watch and old USSR cartoon and Korea is getting around to not eating dogs any more. A man is arrested while hiding in a knocked over potta potty, some days cares are being used as child fight rings and someone was getting Baja Blasted in the back of a Taco Bell. All this and SO much more on …
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Flavor Flav opens the show with the national anthem, we check to to see what side of the Israel Palestine conflict cory in the house is on, we teach Blake what to do when he is attacked by a man throwing poop. Jesus is providing Poland with WIFI and Ryan probably burred his hamster alive. The first liquid cum filter can be injected in you tubes, an…
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Its Martins goodbye show because he moves away tomorrow. As a gift we found a whole list full of new slurs for white people, we hear Blakes final decision on butt egg or loop and Martin translates the 'Smile Guide 1: How To Efficiently Apple" video. Ryan has made martin a goodbye video and we watch back some classic clips including the infamous NOO…
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Forklift champion of the world takes place in Germany but we think we are better, we finally solve if the world has more tires than doors but most importantly the butt egg, piss rice, frootloop debate begins. They caught the Toronto joker from last week and we watch "the most racist porn of all time". All this plus we break down the massive controv…
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This week we watch Steve Aoki's brother argue with Sarah Silverman about when its okay to say the n word, how to no get a tip as a door dash driver and we watch some Israeli propaganda. We get the full story on the guy who gouged out his eyes at a fish concert, we take a look at how the street people of California are keeping clean and read babies …
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Ryan breaks down what happened in the pre show (only on clevernamepodcast.com) and we try to recover. We look over the top problematic Halloween costumes of 2023, a man has his 80 pound testicles removed and amazon delivery driver piss is being sold as an energy drink. Big swinging dick goes to the man who drove through a police station blasting gu…
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Ryan gets caught for stunt driving while white, we get chat gpt to the write latest Steven Segal movie featuring the gang from Clever Name Podcast and we have the first edition of the Racist Girl Beauty Pageant. We check the disabled runway of Victoria secret models and pick out favorites. We found a way to make darts more interesting and Lizzo tel…
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Blake Martin and Ryan find out what happens when you pinch your pee off and sneeze, the real black kkk is still out here and Dr. Fauci shows us the modern cure to covid. Blake breaks down an anime, Beardsons law proves Ryan is right about smoke detectors and a douche Youtuber gets shot by a guy who carries a loose chambered gun in a windbreaker. Al…
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Ryan is a plumber now, we do the nuclear shelter morality quiz and its gay to wipe your butt. Follow up interview with the porta potty fight girl, BBL WNBA injury, and a dwarf fought Shaq. A man puts oil on some stairs, the new gamer girl face attachment just dropped and Martin meets a midget. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Pod…
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This week Martin is back, Artty is hungover and Blake is on an island somewhere. Vaping makes your balls smaller and polish black face competition is in full swing. Martin and Ryan made a Manscaped commercials and compare who did it better. Dont be a dick and ask people if they have aids, neovaginas are pooping and we spit some based bars on this w…
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Its Blakes last week on the show so we bring back the shock spelling bee where Ryan struggles to spell elementary school words while Blake dishes out shocks. A airplane full of diarrhea, American history x basketball breakdown and an make an omelette like grandma used to make. We watch some classic Blake moments and we play another round of spictio…
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Porta potty fist fights, moaning Japanese sex sinks and samurai vigilantes. We find the sequel to the "more trout" video and we check in on Russia to see if they are doing okay (they are not). We see new breed of Based Horses, the big breasted trans school teacher is back as a man and we break down a lady having an upset tummy in an elevator. All t…
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Miss Poland isnt very diverse, we compare bulls vs moose attacks and we check in to see what marilyn manson has been doing. Some times atomic wedgies can be fatal, gay super solders are fighting for Ukraine and we see and N word pass in the wild. We all got a little hard R glimmer on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.…
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Blake is a Nazi or something, Ryans girlfriend crystal almost died, and a guy takes the bull by the horns. Alex Jones predicts covid restrictions are coming back in the next few month, Biden would politely like you to leave and Martin got a case of Ewphoria. All this and prepare to be a single mother on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. THIS IS ONLY …
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The whole gang is back and we dive deep in to Arttys story about getting hunted down by a fan, the tapes are released of Blakes time stuck in the Arizona airport and we judge if Japan needs a 3rd nuke. We play another round of Clever Name Jeopardy and we bring back Clever Name Bingo. All this and this and so much mor eon this weeks Clever Name Podc…
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Artty has officially been hunted down and we break down the story from start to finish. After last weeks episode a fan tracked down Artty and spent the whole night partying. NPC content has gotten racist, crack head barbie is an awful sequel and the used condom market is booming. Manatee mating season results in the death of Lizzo's brother. All th…
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We check in with everyone after last weeks cheese fiasco, we play the second round of spictionary and we found an infinite subway sub glitch. We watch the Urban barbie movie, check in on the Russian strippers and Lizzos new music video is a masterpiece. We rank some racism and learn out new favorite slur for white people "bleach demon". All this an…
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We created the greatest AI childrens book EVER called Faygoat the Lil Bitch. New drug Flakka can make someone the best Irish step dancer in the world. Martin eats the Thailand "real cheese burger". anti social club is at it again with their new diversity hire and the barbie movie trend has gone to far. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever…
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We get one of the greatest review a podcast could get, Latino white supremacists are on the rise and 21 slices of cheese is a burger now. Chat GPT wrote us a horror movie script where we are stuck in a saw like trap and we act it out live. In this week in woke a lady uses period blood to grow her plants and a Toronto resturanut has aids. All this a…
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New studio, New House, New problems and new lumps. We create the fireworks finger game and Martin cant be trusted with scissors. Shacanyeaglob and her mom got pregnant from an Amish dude, we have a crack head dance party and we create the first trans milk pumper. All this and a lady gets her fruit loops fucked on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.…
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Martin is back so we watch some polish propaganda, medical ass shaving is on youtube but we arnt allowed and sometimes you just need a cold sprite. A man is a fire starter, a lady plays in horse shit and null gender power bottoms are getting out of hand. Alligator shot guns, penis finger and the most talented lady with a chicken wing on this weeks …
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Ryan gets his fentanyl delivery and solves racism with lasers, we play Ukraine or Los Angeles McDonalds and sometimes windshields are worth pussy. New York is a cesspool of crime and public spiderman sex shows, turns out Africans delegates don't like to be called monkeys and Phineas and Ferb do it all and its horrifying. All this and more on this w…
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Snakes on a celling fan, California trash fights, and Blake is in a new gang. We find out what's more important than Ukraine and we watch a classic knife and run in Poland. Tiktok girls are farting in things at stores, arttys family saw some aliens and we are told why kids and fetishes can "coexist". All this and so much more on this episode of Cle…
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Martin is late, Blake "cant be around white people anymore", Artty is having a mental breakdown and Gay Martin found Ryan porn alias "Jeremey Jagger". We play everyone favorite game "is the crackhead in Ryans back yard pregnant" and we find a new way to issue drivers licenses. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. If you are …
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