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Hansel and Gretel may seem like a simple fairy tale, but the real meaning hidden between its lines has nothing to do with any simplistic "moral of the story"... like a real-life Da Vinci Code — Hansel and Gretel is a literary and cultural treasure map filled with secret clues meant only for people like us to follow... clues that will lead us to a meaningful, real-life treasure that's been lost for over 200 years... along the way, we'll discover that the real villains of the story are still w ...
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In Ep. 38 we learn a new catchphrase, there's more talk about baked goods, and the Grimms pitch us a few balls and strikes Part 1 [04:49] - In which we do some clock watching, and try to guess what’s really being sold in the Vatican bakery shop Part 2 [14:44] - In which we repeat ourselves, and hear something very scary, and very new, and very scar…
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The Check's in the Mail, or: Wake the F*** Up!
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In Ep.37 we smell something fishy, meet a member of the Illuminati, and discover the source of the famous imposter syndrome Part 1 [07:37] - In which we're told: the check's in the mail Part 2 [26:59] - In which we hear a dead German poet talking poetry, and a dead German philosopher talking smack... we have reason to mention the Illuminati, and a …
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In Ep.36 we rub some sticks together, light a campfire, and roast some heretical marshmallows Part 1 [07:07] - In which we learn why Ed Sullivan didn’t want Jim Morrison singing his full-throat version of Light my Fire on live TV Part 2 [26:44] - In which Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer shows up on New Year’s Eve and separates the party goers from t…
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In Ep.35 we let the cat out of the bag, and Hansel gets a lesson in the missionary position Part 1 [08:28] - In which we let the cat out of the bag, give her a nice old Nordic name, and before you know it, hooray, it’s Friday! Part 2 [33:27] - In which we discuss the missionary position on Easter Sunday, and discover a funky medieval connection bet…
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In Ep. 34 we visit Switzerland and India, and find that we all need more cowbell Part 1 [03:20] - In which we see how the head is often clueless concerning what the heart knows, and what the heart wants... and what it wants is: Swiss cheese??? Part 2 [23:43] - In which Hansel tells a little white lie… we go scouring the internet in search of the tr…
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Runes and Rosaries and Rude Awakenings, or: Time to Make the Donuts
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In Ep. 33 we have one hell of an early wake-up call, and wish we were all back in West Virginia??? Part 1 [05:43] - In which we have cause to mention the Anabaptists, and, uh oh, it’s time to make the donuts Part 2 [22:26] - In which we have real teamwork... and, some historic subterfuge Part 3 [26:35] - In which nostalgia plays an interesting part…
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In Ep. 32 Hansel takes a well deserved snooze while we contemplate the difference between Plan A and Plan B Part 1 [04:40] - In which we do some late night thinking about Plan A Part 2 [08:43] - In which we do some more thinking about Plan A, and find out what Plan B is all about Part 3 [17:59] - In which the Grimms bring up a famous little point o…
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Talking Heads or Plastic Jesus & Velvet Elvis
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In Ep. 31 we spill the beans on Hermes Trismegistus, the Magic 8-Ball, and Hansel's Strange Uncle Albert Part 1 [03:34] - In which we spill the beans on Hermes Trismegistus and find out what kind of hat he doesn't wear Part 2 [15:51] - In which we read the most infamous passage in Antiquity, and find out what Hermes Trismegistus has to do with mowi…
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In Ep. 30 we find the real Doctor Faust, John Oliver, and a Renaissance MeToo movement, all hidden within the symbolism of Hansel's Moon Rocks Part 1 [03:34] - In which we meet the real Dr. Faustus and find out he was the Julia Child of Renaissance magic Part 2 [15:51] - In which we learn about the connection between AI, the Magic 8 Ball, and a cou…
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The Great Revelation, or: Lutheran Stew on a Plate
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In Ep. 29 we get hold of a super-early draft of Life of Brian, a former pimp and gangbanger regales us with his exploits, and we order pizza but end up with a messy plate of stew, instead. Part 1 [08:04] - In which the all time greatest game of Simon Says gets its due Recognitions. Part 2 [14:40] - In which we hear about the origins of Pizzagate fr…
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The world’s longest game of telephone, or: gospel gossip
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In Ep. 28 we get an apology from a Vatican PR specialist, we meet the guy who invented Simon Says, and we do some “Fair and Balanced” reporting on what’s gospel and what’s not. Part 1 [05:03] - In which we listen in on a game of Vatican telephone, hear about the earliest Marvel comic book ever written, and pick up some titillating bit of gospel, er…
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That's a Bozo No-No or: Welcome to Camp Simon
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In episode 27 we go on a magical mystery tour through the dark tunnel of Theurgy, looking for the real Simon Magus Part 1 [09:05] - In which we finally meet the Cumean Sibyl and learn about her travel agency business Part 2 [20:49] - In which we get to choose a summer camp, the Vatican, um, "opens the books," and we get to play a game of telephone …
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Hansel and Gretel meet Rocky and Bullwinkle or: The Emerald Tablet goes Flying
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In E. 26 we stick our noses deeper into the magical darkness of Hermeticism, get deeper insight into the Emerald Tablet, and find a new connection between Hansel's Moon rocks and Hermes Trismegistus: in Sweden Part 1 [11:15] - In which we fall asleep while reading the Emerald Tablet, and find ourselves dreaming about some furry cousin of Rocky the …
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In E. 25 we hit a fairytale fashion show, get a new urge to go chasing rabbits, and then we say hello to the numen Part 1 [02:11] - In which we watch Hansel trying to make enough coin to keep everyone’s shit together Part 2 [16:24] - In which we hit a fashion show of fairytale couture and end up giving three cheers for the designer Part 3 [22:24] -…
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In episode 24 we take a whole lotta measurements, mix apples and oranges and oreos, and eventually have to flip a coin Part 1 [01:58] - In which we flip a coin and come up with a new definition for AI Part 2 [25:49] - In which we dabble a bit in astrology and alchemy, and end up tossing our moon rocks into a pond Part 3 [32:41] - In which we say a …
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In episode 23 we bring back some moon rocks and get a lesson in Alchemy 101 Part 1 [05:01] - In which we turn on the projector and watch some home movies of a moon landing, and then we find out that our intuition is on a mission: to Chicago Part 2 [23:13] - In which we get a lesson in Alchemy 101, and…um…phew…! *transcripts and links for each episo…
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In E.022 we have a Medieval Mr. Rogers Moment as Hansel gets himself ready to make some real magic Part 1 [06:59] - In which we watch the little brother escape all conscious control; we send Penn and Teller up the tree, and then we get ready for some real magic when the Grimms hand us a Grimoire Part 2 [20:08] - In which the Grimms give us a Mediev…
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In E. 021 we find out that the left hand knows exactly what the right hand is up to Part 1 [07:20]: In which we hear about the Yin and Yang of Hansel and Gretel, and spend a few sleepless nights trying to figure out what GRACE has to do with insomnia Part 2 [20:23]: In which we find out that the Grimms put out a contract on the first Frau Holzhacke…
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In episode 20 we break out the philologic toolbox and end up with a casket of real fairytale gold Part 1 [04:54] - In which we find Socrates moonlighting as a Taxi Driver Part 2 [14:30] - In which we go metal detecting in a library and find that our breadcrumb trail is leading us on a detour to Italy Part 3 [29:29] - In which we take a little cruis…
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In episode 19 we attend one of those dinner theater thingy-s where we catch a show, and get served a heaping portion of steak tartare with a side of blood sausage Part 1 [05:23] - In which we find out that there are a helluva lot of cannibals among us — and not ALL of them are zombies Part 2 [15:37] - In which we board the Time Machine and get ours…
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In episode 18 we take a close look at the bearded lady, visit one of Al Capone’s favorite hangouts, and find the historic typo responsible for everyone’s bad conscience Part 1 [06:17] - In which we join a mob, walk through some celebrity’s split-level house, and then finally get to see the bearded lady, up close and personal Part 2 [23:33] - In whi…
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In episode 17 we hit the jackpot by dumpster diving, get ourselves one helluva fancy box, and then attend not one, but 3 barbecues, one of which is guaranteed to give us all goose bumps Part 1 [08:24] - In which we find that the gingerbread in our story is not only missing a key ingredient: Selbstwertgefühl, it had a weird, bitter substitute baked …
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In episode 16 we meet the Real Housewives of Casa Holzhacker, as well as a few Holzhacker, um, blood relatives Part 1 [02:21] - In which we spend a little quality time with, the, uh, FAMILY... Part 2 [07:17] - In which we get awfully serious about comedy... by chopping onions...??? Part 3 [18:09] - In which we zig and zag our way through a dense, d…
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In episode 15 we deconstruct some famous celebrity recipes and then go shopping for used cars and kitchen appliances I call it: the nuclear powered toaster oven Part 1 [04:08] - in which we learn the original recipe for baking gingerbread cookies Part 2 [11:33] - in which we cook up some Ayahuasca, hallucinate a scene from the Godfather, and find a…
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Zeitgeist for Monday, October 11, 2021 - Luna enters Capricorn and Saturn turns Direct... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller…
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Zeitgeist for Sunday, October 10, 2021 - Luna's in Sagittarius... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Thi…
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Zeitgeist for Saturday, October 9, 2021 - Luna enters Sagittarius... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - …
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Zeitgeist for Friday, October 8, 2021 - Luna's in Scorpio... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This wor…
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Zeitgeist for Thursday, October 7, 2021 - Luna enters Scorpio and Venus enters Sagittarius... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighte…
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Zeitgeist for Wednesday, October 6, 2021 - There's a New Moon in Libra and Pluto turns Direct... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nig…
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Zeitgeist for Tuesday, October 5, 2021 - Luna enters Libra... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This wo…
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Zeitgeist for Monday, October 4, 2021 - Luna's in Virgo... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This work …
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uh oh, get ready for some tough love feedback
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Zeitgeist for Sunday, October 3, 2021 - Luna enters Virgo... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This wor…
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today is an astrologic trip to the Underworld
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Zeitgeist for Saturday, October 2, 2021 - Luna's in Leo... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This work …
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your expertise is the subject of intense interest today
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Zeitgeist for Friday, October 1, 2021 - Luna enters Leo... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This work …
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Zeitgeist for Thursday, September 30, 2021 - Luna's in Cancer... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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Zeitgeist for Wednesday, September 29, 2021 - Luna's in Cancer... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Thi…
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expect to feel nurtured AND to feel like nurturing something
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Zeitgeist for Tuesday, September 28, 2021 - Luna enters Cancer... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Thi…
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Zeitgeist for Monday, September 27, 2021 - Luna's in Gemini and Mercury turns Retrograde... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nightell…
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Zeitgeist for Sunday, September 26, 2021 - Luna enters Gemini... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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today is the real-deal Chill you've been waiting for
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Zeitgeist for Saturday, September 25, 2021 - Luna's in Taurus... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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Zeitgeist for Friday, September 24, 2021 - Luna's in Taurus... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This w…
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Zeitgeist for Thursday, September 23, 2021 - Luna enters Taurus... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Th…
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Zeitgeist for Wednesday, September 22, 2021 - Luna's in Aries and Sol enters Libra... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and…
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Zeitgeist for Tuesday, September 21, 2021 - Luna enters Aries... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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Zeitgeist for Monday, September 20, 2021 - Luna's in Pisces... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This w…
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when all is said and done, you've got your Freedom today
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Zeitgeist for Sunday, September 19, 2021 - Luna's in Pisces... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This w…
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today's the perfect day to figure out the best use of your time
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Zeitgeist for Saturday, September 18, 2021 - Luna enters Pisces... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - Th…
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Zeitgeist for Friday, September 17, 2021 - Luna's in Aquarius... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This…
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today is all about you and me achieving Clarity
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Zeitgeist for Thursday, September 16, 2021 - Luna enters Aquarius... transcripts and links at: kristo.com kristo's YouTube channel talk to me... Music and Sound credits: Thief in the Night by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod - Licensed through filmmusic.io "ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - …
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