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Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. So ...
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Stalker. Maggie Q and Dylan McDermott trudge their way through a group of half-rate stalkers who are into it for the love of the game, including Dylan McDermot who's stalking his wife for the right reason…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, we cover not so subtle Tim Allen dig, The Jackie Thomas Show. Tom Arnold helped by peak Roseanne trying to do the show within the show. Meats and BBQ guy who's a terror to work with offstage. Apparently, this was also true …
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering commercial turned sitcom Cavemen. Watch Nick Kroll try not to fall apart right before he's about to blow up. Imagine putting on 6 hours of prosthetics just to do the most boring run of the mill sitcom stylings…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about netflix, twisty, "not-Lost", tropical drama The I-land! It's as gritty as it is tough to understand. Wooden bad writing and acting. Get Lost with us on the I-Land. Comedian Brandon Gorin loses his fingers…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's Baby Bob! Chicago teamster child Bob is talking and parents are WORRIED. Elliot Gould and Holland Taylor add gravitas to a sitcom that is 7 years too late. Jim Rash shows up though, so David was willing to forgive imme…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! PRETTY PEOPLE BEING BORING: WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE: TBL! Comedian Abby Washuta is out here interviewing us about our sexuality. The Beautiful Life: TBL Bottle Episode: S01E05 The Beautiful Campaign Watch The Beautiful Life: TBL…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Myspace Superstar and Bisexual Icon A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. A dating show in 2007 that dares to ask the question, Are we ready for a bisexual train wreck? We watch the pilot to find 16 men and 1…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about political satire via muppet babies, Lil Bush! A show built for the future by looking at the past. Originally built for a cell phone streaming service way back in 2007, Lil Bush feels like the tired sputte…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering sketch show and comedy central deemed Latino heir to The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia pre joke theft scandal got his own show where he goes after everyone(mostly minorities). No barrel too bot…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's a disco disaster with The Pink Lady and Jeff! Who are the Pink Ladies? Well after 6 episodes America decided it didn't need to know about the Japanese disco duo. Coming over after a minor hit in America Mei and Kei pai…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering fake racist but very horny sitcom The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer! Starring Chi McBride as a black English noble who ended up a servant at the Lincoln White House. Instead of looking at that premise, the …
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering political sitcom 1600 Penn! Bill Pullman is the president but this isn't Independence Day so this show focuses on Josh Gad. Created by Clinton and Obama speech writer Jon Lovett, watch as the president and his…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering 7th Heaven follow up by the horniest woman alive The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Following a young Shailene Woodley as she learns the hard lessons of getting pregnant as a teenager. A show about the …
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Learn to Read from PBS! Bruce Jenner and Famous Amos (From the cookies!) spend 30 days in a row trying to teach adults how to read! Who has this kind of available time in the era of basic cable? Will ther…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering -definitely not Mighty Morphin Power Rangers- Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills! 4 Teenagers with attitude! Getting tattooed by a weird tentacle monster! We watch the most popular episode on Y…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Moment of Truth! Fresh off hosting Antiques Roadshow, Mark L Wahlberg goes to see just how much people will admit on television. It's fun, David loves it, Daniel not so much. Will you? Comedian Pamela…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering reality tv competition/early 2000s gross out reel, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll! Realizing they wouldn't be selling out shows for much longer, the dolls decided to make a reality tv…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering spawn of Baywatch itself. V.I.P.! Pamela Anderson plays Valerie Irons(no relation to Jeremy) as she stumbles her way through Bodyguarding stardom. Though the real star is early Brian Cranston and not one but T…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're hitting the Seinfeld curse hard again with Bob Patterson. Jason Alexander's go at being the 3rd best self-help guru. Do they throw objects at handicapped people? Obviously. Is Robert Kleing disgusted by his age-appropr…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly the worst crime Kramer ever committed, The Michael Richards Show! Michael plays a private eye and proceeds to yell at the elderly, get attacked by a woman in bed, and literally doing 30,000 push-…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Night Man! A show with such bad sound quality I literally had trouble hearing it. The jazz playing, bad vibes feeling, super suited show sprawls out some premise. Why did tech shows hire the king of soul …
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series! It's got all the original characters (minus an egregious Lafawnduh erasure) and all the same jokes from the movie. A show that takes all the weird, awkward fun of th…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Father of the Pride! A post Shrek Dreamworks high off all that onion money decided to make an animated show about Siegfried and Roy's lions. Premiering less than a year after the lion attack that ended th…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Are you There Chelsea! Chelsea Handler's attempt at becoming a Network Sitcom Co-Star palatable to bland results! It's a great cast claiming to live in NYC, but we're positive it's Columbus. The shows mea…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's How We Roll! Pete Holmes does a network sitcom about a real-life factory worker turned pro bowler. In a cast comfortable with putting out great traditional sitcom acting, Pete is actively trying to out act them all. Ad…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Santa inc. The 2021 show that asks what if Jewish people made Christmas super horny? Horny Santa, horny elves, even a horny Easter Bunny this show is DTF. When you can make three stand-up comedians go "Th…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The War at Home! Possibly the most tasteless show we've watched yet. One scene was so uncomfortable Daniel left the room during it. Is Michael Rappaport going to do a lot of racism? You bet. A show that t…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Duel Masters! The Yu-Gi-Oh tip off that's actually a Magic the Gathering rip-off! We don't understand the rules and they refuse to explain them. There's a child dressed like a panda that goes by Boy Georg…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Small Wonder! The show about a "definitely not creepy" adult who makes a little girl robot! Also, how does the bottle episode about tolerance have sooooo many fat jokes? In the final show from the creator…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Steven Seagals True Justice, he might be safe hiding but nothing can save him from bad editing, acting, and even worse scripts. Solving crimes in the heart of Seattle, Seagals one-man journey to destroy t…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Marvel's Secret Invasion! In honor of the Marvels release we watched Samuel L Jackson sleepwalk through a series that makes us ask, is the leader of the Avengers Initiative a good husband? Considering thi…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy! Why does a prestige drama have an animated spin off? To feed the content gods at AMC+! Let's follow little Saul Goodman as he runs around with his friend who he (k…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Little Shop! The cartoon reboot of the 1960 Roger Corman movie not to be confused with the 1986 musical movie with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis. This is fully trapped in 1991 complete with incomplete art…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about the America-based British sitcom I Live with Models! Fresh out of 2015, but feeling like it's 2005, I Live With Models is a borderline parody sitcom about a Hand Model living with three traditional models…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Weeknds kinks in TV form, The Idol! How far is a show going when even David is saying there's too much sex? It's not just all the breath play that will leave you gagging. At least the character actors…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Turn On! The shortest-run television show in the history of television. Adult Swim-style programming before America had really lost faith in the office of the president. Trying to be the edgy laugh-in, wi…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Warren Buffett's Millionaire Kids Club! Finally, a show where Warren Buffett lectures kids about financial advice while not spending a dime on the show. They somehow end up in King Arthur's Court and it's…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about the MTVication of a beloved British gritty teen sex drama, Skins US! How do the original creators come to this continent to fundamentally misunderstand their work? For a series that is built around being …
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about one of the hottest shows we've ever covered, Knife or Death! What happens when you combine toxic and fragile masculinity into one perfect package. Watch people lose to water gallons, battle slow-moving bo…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about one of the biggest crimes to Italian Americans since what they did to Chef Boyardee! This show feels like it came from the can as we try to figure out how many boob job jokes a show can make in six minute…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly one of the worst shows we've ever covered Family Dog. A Simpson's rip-off with some of the biggest talents, including Spielberg and Tim Burton, creating a show that asks the question, how much ca…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about My Mother The Car. A talking animal show where you replace the animal with am old Studebaker with the spirit of the leads mom. The show Jerry van Dyke chose instead of Gilligan's Island and so bad it kill…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Chevy Chase Show! From the same infamous period of television that brought you Whoops! and Renegade brings you one of Hollywood's least affable personalities to the world of talk shows. Goldie Hawn on…
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THEY WERE PODCASTERS AND GOOD AT THEIR JOBS Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about your uncles favorite show, Renegade! Lorenzo Lamas hosts a show that truly only existed to take advantage of syndication laws. We ask the tough questions like w…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Chef Dynasty House of Fang. Food network gets a Bravo style show in the vapid as inane House of Fang. We try and figure out how Kathy Fang convinced her father to participate in it at all and if any of th…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about 3s A Crowd! Would you ruin your marriage for a chance at $333? Game Show Magnate Chuck Barris let hubris run full steam ahead into creating a show asking "Who knows a man more, his wife or his secretary?"…
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Dreams! John Stamos had a pre Full House Band trying to make it sitcom, laugh track and all. We bring up how he joined the Beach Boys and try to figure out if there's any more conflict than a weight lifti…
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