Mary Lynn Rajskub joins Arden and the production team to break down the NICEST MEN TELL ALL EVER!! Strip Clubs! Bengal Vortex's! Hair dye! - Arden thinks Pascal's son is auditioning for Junior Bachelor! - Mary Lynn is now thinking of dating older dudes! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Jacquis Neal and Mikey Kampmann join Arden and Katie to discuss the NON-FANTASY suites of Golden Bachelorette! Pascal being extra French! Cocks! No sex!!!!! - Arden thinks Joan did not want to get at it with Guy so she called the whole thing off! - Jacquis was HERE for the horny cruise ship! - Mikie thinks Joan does not bone! All that plus........T…

Robby BB and Arden's platonic life partner are BACK to talk about Joan's HOMETOWNS!! Pascal going dowwwwnnnnn! Rosie the cat! Funeral Dates!! - Arden thinks that Guy's sister is Melissa Leo! - Erin make phone calls as one of Pascal's four penises! - Rob thinks that they played cornhole OVER the body!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omn…

Bachelor franchise SUPERSTAR Wells Adams and the podcast captain Doug Benson join Arden and Katie to discuss week five of Joan's season! Talking Animals! Pascal at a bowling alley! Chock comin' in HOT! - Arden and Wells think she wants to bang Pascal! - Wells can't compete with Snow White! - Doug wants to flush Arden's bird fountain! All that plus.…

It's a LIVE episode from New York City with ENGAGED Bachelorette starts Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko, Jerry Trainor, Jacquis Neal, Seth Herzog, Jordan Carlos, Jessica Kelley, Dr. Banana and Arden's bro Alarik! Engaged suitors! Dancing Chaos! Bachelorette inside info and hot takes on the Golden Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for priva…

Jim Jefferies is BACK!!!!! And he joins Arden, Katie and our friend Whitney to talk about episode 4 of Joan's season. Chock a Doodle Do! Awkward Ice Skating! REO Speedwagon! - Arden thinks Keith gave her the ick when he double stripped! -Jim wants there to be a Golden GOLDEN Bachelorette! - Whitney wants Joan's cupcakes! All that plus........TWEET …

Seth Herzog joins Arden and Dr. B to break down episode three of the Golden Bachelorette! Picture Frames! Sea Shanties! HAWKS! - Arden wants to get a tattoo of three Swedish Meatballs in her cleavage! - Seth thinks Keith is no Jacob Elordi! - Dr. B is convinced the three of them have the same dad! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystu…

Canada's Sweetheart Mike Carozza joins Arden and the Production Team to talk about episode two of the GOLDEN BACHELORETTE! Sunshine and Goldie! Cannonballs! Pascal's Beautiful Laundrette! - Arden wants to watch a Big Brother show with Jack, Gary, Pascal and Charles! - Mike is OBSESSED with Jack!!!!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnys…

Miles Gray, Mikey Kampmann and Our Friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the premiere episode of THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!!! Chock O'Noodle Soup! Dad Jokes! Fake (?) French Accents! - Arden wants an HGTV show with Jack and Charles!!! - Miles is WOWED by Jack's TAG on this jacket!!! - Mikey's golden friend is coming in with …

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The Captain, The Horny Pool Inspector and the People's Princess Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joan's MENSSSSSS! Hand holding! Whistling! Football!! - Arden thinks Kelsey's dad is going to take the WHOLE PRIZE!!! - Doug thinks these guys are shooting themselves in the foot talking about watching football! - Jacquis just ca…

The Sentinel (Jerry Trainor) and The Captain (Doug Benson) join Arden and the Production Team to break down Jenn's finale of the Bachelorette! And let me tell you people....they done her DIRTY!!!!! Poker Face Aunts! Protective Older Brothers! Hakeem! - Arden fell for Devin's BULLSHIT! - Jerry WAS RIGHT!!!!! - Doug thought Devin was a character in a…

A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE! Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room! Welcome to influencer island! Ice Cream! Spiders! Stathis! - Arden does a quick change live on air to get ready for her date! - Jessica i…

Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith join Arden and the Production Team to talk Jenn's HOMETOWNS! Tinder swindlers! Fun runs! Travelling bro pants! - Arden thinks Jonathan should call her if he does not win! - Lauren thinks all of the guys are the same guy! - Rachel wants to know about the travelling bench! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omn…

Arden's Dating Guru Mike Castle and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production team to break down the EMERALD CITY EPISODE! AI Contestants! Early Bachelor Announcements! Dry humping on pillows at the mall! - Arden thinks Jeremy might steal the whole thing! - Jacquis knows not to call his mom on camera! - Mike was fascinated…

Psych star/ ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat a day of shovelling shit at the farm with Jenn's guys! Plaid crop tops! Touchy Mullets! Oversharing! - Arden says you should wait till the THIRD date to talk about your dead dad in a cooler! - Erin had to put Vaseline in Arden's dad's hair to get …

Rob brings his mom Viv to join Jess and Evan Ambrose and Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 4 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Clinking glass! Danny Zuko! Viv "Horny Patrol" Benedict! - Arden thinks every date should have people dropping from the sky behind the Bachelorette! - Rob and Evan are the same age!! - Viv thinks there…

Jerry Trainor, Maggie Lawson and Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 3 of Jenn's season! Eye Contact! Asking questions! Grabbing Ass! - Arden was impressed when Marcus banged his helmet! - Jerry thinks Devin is the spawn of Satan! - Jacquis thinks Spencer lost the game when he admitted he was cheated on! - Maggie t…

Paget, Rob and Doug join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 2 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Big Boy Pants! Melanie the snake! Star wars clothes! - Arden would watch 78 hours of Hakeem on ANY show! - Paget thinks Jenn wants to POUNCE on Sam M! - Rob thinks Sam wants to say "I want to break into your house!" - Doug wants to w…

Seth joins Arden and Don to break down the FIRST episode of Jenn's Bachelorette season! Balloons! Diarrhea syndrome! Bullies!! - Arden thinks Sam looks like Juan Pablo! - Seth would have figured out a way to get Jenn to drive off in his Corvette! - Don wants Jenn to run away with the swimmer! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.c…

We are BACK BAYBEEEEE!!!!!! Draft Picks are here for Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Jacquis Neal, Our Friend Whitney and Brendan Smith join Arden and Dr. Banana to make all the picks! THE ODDS ARE GOOD BUT THE GOODS ARE ODD!! Wide mustaches! Pet portrait photographers! Rib Tattoos! - Arden thinks they fired the ABC photographer and let Mittens …

Bachelor Stars Aaron Clancy, Logan Seagull, Aaron Bryant and Tyler Norris! And WYATR royalty Jacquis Neal, Jess Ambrose, Our Friend Whitney and Dr. Banana join Arden for a LIVE EXTRAVAGANZA AT Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego!!! Who will win the contest of the biggest BRO of all?? Who will let Arden execute her dreams of doing the Bachelorette run and …

Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict returns with the Captain Doug Benson to break down Joey's Season Finale! Keyholes! Shot O'Clock! Anna channels PAOLOOOOOOO!!!! - Arden feels like Daisy had the Bachelorette audition of a lifetime! - Rob was wondering if Joey's mom had a few Chards? - Doug was excited to talk about bathing suits! All that plus......…

Jacquis Neal and Tess Barker are BACK to chat WOMEN TELL ALL! ANDDDDDDDDD All things Kate Middleton!! AI princess! Maria trying for Bachelorette! A Royal Flush of Aarons! - Arden gives voice to the Whitney Hive Missing Ring Theory! - Jacquis would have been getting DOWN after the Kelsey letter- not POUTING! - Tess thinks Rachel gave the BJ of her L…

Bachelor Superstar Wells Adams and Alcoholocaust Impresario Jim Jefferies join Arden and the Production Team to break down FANTASY SUITES! AI hackers!! Cenote injuries! Sea Hags! - Arden thinks they sabotaged Kelsey so they can keep her for Bachelorette! - Wells is the source of news for all things Paradise! - Jim thinks Kelsey looks like a good sw…

Platonic Life Partner and The Pod Captain Erin Foley and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joey's HOMETOWNS!! Nice Dads! Nip Slips! Rancho Cucamonga! - Arden AND Erin AND Jim all think Kelsey's dad should be the Golden Bachelor! - Erin wants to see Arden on Wellbutrin! - Doug thinks ALL of the families are Kelsey's family…

Whitney Hive rise up! Whitney and Brendan are BACK to break down the Canada episode of the Bachelor! Cold Plunges! Typical Canadians! Self Doubt! - Arden does NOT want to drink Elk Milk! - Whitney thinks that Joey needs more Champion Energy! - Brendan thinks Maria would be great for Bachelor Silverlake! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See o…

THE BACHELORETTE Katie Thurston and The Bachelorette of our hearts Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to discuss Joey's Canada date!! Jesse speaks French! Wet blanket group dates! Bro-Diego!! - Arden loves an activity but Cirque is too much! - Katie thinks Maria is giving big Bachelorette energy! - Erin perked up at the idea of going on …

Jess and Evan Ambrose (hosts of Your Mom and Dad Podcast) join Arden and the production team to break down part two of Malta!!! Gen Z confidence! About to Trip into Falling into Liking him! Mother aka MOM!!! - Arden thinks Joey NEEDS her spunk! - Jess wants Leia's fashion approval!!! - Evan wants to fall into "Dada's Arms" of one of the contestants…

Birthday boy Jim Jefferies and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to break down the Malta 2 on 1!!!! Sexy Canadians! Feeling Seen! Wheels of Sausage! - Arden wants to be the co-bartender of BIP with Jim! - Jim wants to show off his gorgeous hands to the world (but he needs to hide that pesky wedding ring)! - Gareth has Endo-Me-Tri-Y…

NYC BABYYYYY!! Arden is back in NYC with fan faves Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos! Funky Cold Medina! Edwina as the moral compass! Fried Chicken Pool Parties! - Arden is BLOWN AWAY by the drone display that Joey and Jenn ignore!! - Seth can't believe how bad of a surfer Jenn is! - Jordan thinks Joey seems Poly! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK…

Wow!!! One for the record books! Dracula AND The Sentinel (aka Gareth Reynolds and Jerry Trainor) meet for the first time ever and make a SUPERNOVA. JERRRYTH! SISTERSSSSS!!!! HAMSTER PEELS! - Arden can NOT get it together throughout the WHOLLLLLE thing! - Gareth is trying DESPERATELY to get signed by Jerry's Talent Agency OVERBOARD (***they only do…

Jerry Trainor is BACK as the BORN AGAIN ROOKIE OF THE YEAR as we break down the season premiere of JOEY'S SEASON!!! Jerry meets our friend Whitney!!!! Horny girls club! How we DOIN'???! Philly sisters!!! - Arden wants to know how Jesse Palmer stays 44 forever! - Jerry thinks that HORNY is going to win in the end! - Whitney would have burned the env…

Live from the Gateway Theater at the San Francisco Sketchfest Arden and Dr. Banana do a DRAFT PICK for Joey's season with Brayden Bowers, Erin Foley, Jacquis Neal, Doug Benson, and our friend Lori! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

Doug Benson, Brendan Smith and Mikey Kampmann join Arden and Katie to discuss the SEASON FINALE of BIP!!! ENGAGEMENT MANIA! RAVE WEDDINGS! KENNY'S TATTOO! - Arden would have people pleased her way into an engagement like Eliza! - Brendan wants to get a tattoo JUST like Kenny! - Doug got backed into by a WYATR fan at an arcade! - Mikey wonders if Bl…

Mary Lynn Rajskub, Bill Kunstler, and Tess Barker join Arden and Katie to talk Bachelor in Paradise ep 9! Gilligan's Island Basketball! Limited prop budgets!!! Baby Jess! - Arden thinks Rachel keeps getting in her own way! - Mary Lynn wants a Kat John Henry pee wedding! - Bill is available to boss around! - Tess thinks Leslie rocked Gerry's world! …

Lauren Lapkus, Rob Benedict and Shaun Diston join Arden and Katie to discuss the SEASON FINALE OF THE GOLDEN BACHELOR!! Eyerolls! Boots getting knocked! - Arden thinks Teresa was like a Rhesus monkey in the sac! - Lauren is IN on Jesse Palmer! - Shaun thinks they will be OVER ROVER in six months! - Rob thought Ava and Nanna Witherspoon are HERE for…

Canadian Treasure and our fave pal Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down BIP!!!!! Stand up comedy??? Twerking pilots! Thoughtful Gen Z-ers! - Arden wants to know why know one has even seemed TEMPTED by the boom boom room! - Whitney thinks it's OK Olivia forgot Michael's name as she forgot some date's names too! - Mike thinks Tann…

Rookies of the Year and RHONJ Superstars join Arden to talk Golden Bachelor FANTASY SUITES! Old shoes! Chode Feet! Theresas from New Jersey! - Arden is really praying that horny does not win this time! - Margaret does not believe it has been 20 gals! - Joe would not be afraid of a dead horse! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.c…

BIP Bartender Wells Adams and Brendan Smith join Arden and the production team to break down BIP madnessssssssss! Hurricane Kat! Glitter Jess!!!! Coyote Cubs! - Arden thinks courtesy counts even with a tough childhood! - Wells has to clean up the glasses! - Brendan wants Wells to star in his show!! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE …

Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Doug "The Captain" Benson join Arden and the Production Team to talk KAT KAT KATTTTT!!!!!!!! Disgruntled ex-Girlfriends! Whispers in the Bathroom! Shady Kyleeeeeee! - Arden wants MORE WELLS!!!! -Paget thinks John Henry might have spent a little too much time underwater! - Doug thinks these dudes need to SLOW TH…

Dracula and Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to talk about Episode 5 of BIP!!! Tears! Pinatas! Ass paint!!! - Arden does not get TAHHHHNer's appeal! - Gareth thinks that Rachel is Blue Man Poop! - Whitney is roooooting for the mess that is Brayden and Rachel! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy …

Comedian Jordan Carlos and author Carrie Berk join Arden to break down episode 4 of Bachelor in Paradise!!! Deep Sea Massages! Ralph's coffee! Poo Baby Books! - Arden thinks Olivia should go for John Henry!! - Jordan is new to BIP and thinks it is the most fun show ever!! - Carrie likes when a guy just goes for it and gives her a smooch on a date! …

Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Arden's friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to break down episode three of Bachelor in Paradise! Cat fights! Pool Mishaps! Raccoons as signs! - Arden can relate to the Poo Baby mishap! - Jacquis thinks Will should have grabbed Kaylee and invited her into the pool with him! - Shaun is thinking that Aaron …

Our queen Erin Foley and her neighbor Brendan Smith join Arden and the production team to break down episode two of BIP! Adam Levine! Poo Babies! Peter Pan Jesse Palmer! - Arden is excited about her new music festival Wagon Wheel! - Erin Foley says her type of man would be.......BRYADENNNNN??!?! - Brendan wants Wells to be an on set Gummy provider!…

Our glorious Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Canadian Pizzapreneur hater Mike Carrozza join Arden and Katie to break down episode one of a glorious season of paradise!!! Rashes! Falling in the pool!! Chyrons!!! - Arden thinks the editors deserve EGOTS! - Paget doesn't want Brayden and Kat to neutralize; she wants them to go off and set FIRES!…

Arden just couldn't end the season NOT KNOWING what her teammates thought of the finale!!!!! SOOOO she did a wrap up with the producer of Bachelor Silverlake, Dr. Banana and KT $$$$. - Arden hopes that Charity won't be corrupted by Dancing with the Stars! - Brendan says the LA Dump has a great deal on old TV Scripts! - Anna is SHOOKETH by reality T…

BFFs Emma Rose Gray (host of the Love to See it! pod) and Liviya Kraemer join Arden to talk about the NAIL BITING finale of Charity's season! Barb! Vicki! The Corpse of Neil Lane! - Arden talks about her Sex Positive Ghost Mom! - Liviya went on a date with Peter Pilot 2.0! - Emma is HERE for Charity throwing a tantrum at her mom! All that plus.....…

Lauren Lapkus, Jacquis Neal and Arden's bro Alarik join Arden and the Production Team to discuss the MEN TELL ALL EPISODE of Charity's season of the Bachelorette. Newly pierced ears! Cowboy hats! Gerry/ Gary! - Arden KNEWWWWW that Braydon only pierced his ears recently to get laid! - Lauren was not sure that Joey was the life of the party! - Jacqui…

Paget Brewster, Erin Foley and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production team to discuss Charity's FANTASY SUITES!!! Marriage ceremonies! Cold Feet! Busted ATVs! - Arden is worried that no one learned anything from Ben Higgins! - Paget uses her sleuthing to deduce that Xavier was trying to get kicked off! - Doug blows everyone's minds when he revea…