Two siblings and best buds maintain their relationship and sanity from 642 miles apart by counting down and discussing a self curated list of their top 50 Simpsons episodes from week to week... And whatever other subjects come up. Featuring guest hosts, interviews and tangential discussions from week to week!
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Shining Kingdom - A D&D 5th Edition Improv Adventure
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Join unlikely friends and adventurers Maluna Shadowgrimace, Aguayo the Papist, and Shaeyna Tealeaf in the world of Saddothra as their simple mission to loot an old lost mine thrusts WAY more responsibility to save the world upon them than anyone was in the mood for. This is the Dungeons & Dragons, 5th Edition actual play podcast for players and non-players alike. Whether you're a masterful minmaxer or you couldn't care less what a critical attack bonus is, you'll be anxiously awaiting to hea ...
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As the dust settles on the Battle of Neverwinter our heroes determine their next move. It is in this moment perhaps they find their collective destiny.By Elstro Production
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If a horse and a halfling cross through the halls of a library, and there’s only a near dead cultist and some mages there to see it, did it really happen? The Dungeon Rascals are out of one frying pan and into another as things heat up in the stacks of the wizards’ study. Who gets burnt and who gets iced? And where’s that damn Spellforge Staff? Sup…
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It’s chaos in this atrium! Spells flying! Swords clanging! But what our rascals need is on the other side fo it all. A familiar face makes an appearance… but how? And the rascals don’t want to get caught so see how they cover it all up and dash into action in search of the Spellforge Staff and the Arcane Neutralizer. Support the show: ko-fi.com/els…
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EP 13 - On The Other Side - Chapter 3
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The rascals have found themselves in a bit of a Scooby Doo kerfuffle here. Or is it more like a anthropomorphic household object based Disney property? Say Beauty and the Beast or Alladin? Either way Maluna’s having a tough go of it. But their daring mission through the sprawling citadel must charge on as the search for the magical staff… or avoid …
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The gates have opened and a guard is stirring. The gang seems defenseless, but a pair of elves is here. Possibly to help? A new mission is passed down, but Aguayo gobbles up is aid. Maluna and Sparrow make good use of her lil’ Fez.By Elstro Production
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The Dungeon Rascals arise from the goop. They’re yelled at by a gnome and some middle management dwarves. Where things go from here all comes down to one crucial detail… Can they figure out what it means to “stand down”. Who is Army of Darkness-ing who here? Support this show: ko-fi.com/elstroproduction…
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Bonus EP - Season 1 Recap (NEWBEES CAN START HERE!)
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You can probably start here if this is your introduction to the series and you don’t want to commit 12 or so hours to catching up. That being said, is this a super thorough backlog of everything that’s happened so far? Eh… Not necessarily. It’s more like a Netflix season recap. It’s enough to help those returning to the show go “Oh yeah. I remember…
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It’s a shame bloopers shows went out of style in the late 90s. Yes, we have YouTube now where you can see anyone do anything at all times. But it’s just not the same as the joy that came from watching you favorite celebs yuck it up in the credits of a bad comedy. It’s like you were pals. You were right there with them! Well here’s some of others. N…
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Bonus EP - Talking Shop with Josh (DM) and Sean (Shaeyna)
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Welcome back Dungeon Rascal Gang! This is the first of a few pieces of bonus content we’re bringing you to fill the void while we make our best effort to finish recording season 2 in a reasonable time frame. Our first offering is a conversation between Josh and Sean about getting started with Dungeons & Dragons and podcasting an improvised story. W…
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EP 10 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 10
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Here it is folks. It’s the climax. What’s the mystery in Wave Echo Cave? Who is following the Dungeon rascals and will they be caught? Will Gundren ever stop getting in the way? What would it sound like if Sparrow the cat talked?? There’s plenty of mysteries left to solve in this Adventure Finale of Shining Kingdom! If you enjoyed this first advent…
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EP 9 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 9
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Alright. It’s finally here. Wave Echo Cave. Let’s go. It’s time to make Gundren show his worth. Have him lead the way through this dark and spooky old mine. Maybe even make him pet something dangerous. Who knows. We’re just going to wing this thing and see what happens. And it wouldn’t be a classic Dungeon Rascals caper without a complete naturally…
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EP 8 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 8
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The reckoning of the Monster Energy Boyz hath come. Who are these mysterious blood thirsty savages that have been terrorizing the fair village of Phandalin? …It’s our girls and boy. We knew that. But can they keep that knowledge from the folks in this home where they’ve been caught committing their first B&E? Can Shaeyna continue to restrain old Gl…
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EP 7 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 7
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The reckoning of house 420 hath come upon the Dungeon Rascals! (That is to say, this episode was recorded on 4/20 so hold onto your butts) WHO WILL SURVIVE THE DEVILISH HERB'S THRALL!? Anyway, their primary objective of recovering their map from Glasstaff seems to have evaded them thus far. But what's that commotion out in the streets? They'll inve…
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*reggae airhorn* *reggae airhorn* *reggae airhorn* *reggae airhorn* HITTIN' LEVEL 3 ALL YA'LL!! This one's for the nerds; the listeners out there who actually care about the Dungeon Rascals' stats, spells, abilities and other fancy doo-dads and what nots. If you're just in it for goofs and bad guy smashing, we won't be hurt if you skip this bonus m…
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EP 6 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 6
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Maluna’s hearing voices, but the other Dungeon Rascals are keeping their eyes on the prize: promises of the dankest bud this side of Neverwinter. As their search for weed and (…oh yeah, that map to Wave Echo Cave that Glasstaff has!) continues. Will the next characters they meet be friend or foe? Looks like Maluna will have to get down on some v***…
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EP 5 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 5
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Well whoda’ thunk it. These dumb dumbs are being summoned to save the *checks notes* world? That can’t be right… It is? Oh no. This is not good. These people are total idiots! Since that’s apparently what we’re stuck with, they best be off to recover that map for Gundren from old Glasstaff. Meanwhile, Shaeyna finds her newfound love is quickly lost…
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EP 4 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 4
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Those Dungeon Rascals are out of the frying pan and into the gangland mobster town where you get shaken down and extorted just for coming. This hardly seems fair at all! But alas, Aguayo finds a use for his gold. And onward the party willingly suffers a racist, misogynist, ableist, sizist brute of a gangster in hopes of scoring some much needed inf…
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EP 3 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 3
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Well it seems now those Dungeon Rascals are in a whole mess of trouble! They've plopped themselves out, caught completely unawares right in the middle of a Bugbear's den. If you ask Shaeyna, that old boy looks like a friend. But the near lifeless body of Gundren Rockseeker seems to be there too. Maluna and Aguayo get creative in the effort to save …
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EP 2 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 2
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Gather round children and pray hear the tale of how three selfish, fortune seeking adventurers became the legends you know and love today as The Dungeon Rascals. It all really starts here. Their treatment of goblin friends Jimmy and Billy seems to have landed them in a mess of trouble, but Shaeyna devises the most ingenious use of a bedroll, Maluna…
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EP 1 - It ALWAYS Starts With Goblins - Chapter 1
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Meet our… err… heroes? Maluna Shadowgrimace, Aguayo the Papist, and Shaeyna Tealeaf at your service. This mashed up group of opportunist adventurers hit a snag in something they each took on as an easy way to flush out some quick gold. Horse popsicles await in this launch of an epic adventure!By Elstro Production
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Fun Fact: I (Josh) was about a week and a half into a horrible, undiagnosed head injury that was causing me to lose my mind at the time of recording the intro to this episode WAAAY back in June. Shortly after that I crashed for several months... Still recovering a bit (seriously, if you ever hit your head, get it checked out right away)... Steph an…
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Welcome to the official launch of season 3, in which our heroes race to finish this damned countdown of Simpsons episodes before the world comes to a tragic, climate change fueled end. Betsy Devoss wasn't the first to remind us that you need a gun to protect your children from bears. We learned in this episode that Abe Simpson warned us years ago a…
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Here lies a time capsule of sorts of innocent laments from a simpler time... when there was hope of a world in which you could be proud to raise your children knowing that the president of your country hadn't openly bragged about committing sexual assault and would still get elected a few weeks later. Yeah. This was recorded around that time. When …
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You can try not to make your podcast episodes about Pokemon Go right now... but your podcast is DEFINITELY going to end up being about Pokemon Go. So why resist? Does it matter that Steph hasn't played it yet? No! Does it matter that Josh is only Level 10? No. Does it matter that she watched the wrong episode and was ready to talk about the mystery…
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Holiday Grosums - (n.) - a seasonal affective disorder brought on by the act of being exposed to holiday programming (televised, printed, or otherwise) which is not currently in season. Today we explore the dangers of such exposure and who are the most likely jerks to purposefully cause such a disruption (Hint: it's usually dumb-dumb toddlers). In …
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We hope you all are ready to celebrate the release of The Force Awakens on DVD, Blu-Ray and Digital by getting serious about the theory of relativity in the Star Wars universe! We also reveal the pivotal turning point in which women suddenly matter in the Star Wars universe. But we promise, after that it's all Simpsons... Okay there might be a rund…
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We are talking SOFTBALL people. In celebration of Josh's 30th birthday, the awesome folks at The Overlook Lodge in Cincinnati, Ohio let us record a LIVE episode and man was it a good one. We learned about what is in store for Tinder users on the other side of 30. But that wasn't until we really hashed out some serious baseball talk in honor of Ken …
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In the wake of the Oscars and Grammys we rundown our review of awards season and how knowing so much about them makes us old. But that means we've got tons of pro tips to keep bullied youngsters out of trouble. Our secret to fitting in with the cool kids? If it brings you joy, just don't do it... especially if it involves seeking out satanic messag…
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Come children and gather nigh as we pray tell the tale of long lost wizard exchange student Jimmy Crush Throat. In West Philadelphia he was born and raised, but chasing tail at Hogwarts is how he spent most of his days. We'll also dig deep into Orlando theme park economics and their role in Walt Disney's crazy eugenics projects. But first we need t…
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We welcome another casual Simpsons fan, but still all around good dude, Coy to the show this week to discuss his feelings on the "kid stuck in a well mania" that was the early 90s. More importantly, every young parent needs to hear this episode to learn why it's so important to make sure your 10 year old has a BOMB ass birthday part, so they don't …
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Dust off your New Years Resolutions because we're getting bit of a late start on ours. Whether you want to do a one off dance routine for a school talent show or start your own branded form of currency, all ideas for self improvement are welcome with us! Unfortunately we accidentally ruined The Simpsons for ourselves in this episode as we realized …
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Were you worried we'd given up because we took an extra week off? DON'T FORGET! WE'RE HERE FOREVER! This is the Simpsons episode that makes you realize it's this reason you're over 30 and still terrified to have children. Perhaps you still want to try being a pin monkey at your local bowling alley or maybe you still dream of creating the next senti…
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Does it really matter at this point if Major League Baseball is spying on us anymore? Probably not since we willingly give up all of our personal info for the chance to see a picture of a high school acquaintance's baby roll onto it's stomach for the first time. But we do still drug the crap out of our preteens to get them to straighten up and fly …
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We're sorry to see the Mets go down in the series last weekend, but SO PUMPED for the start of Fantasy Honeymoon League Season! Tune in this week to learn the rules and get all the hot tips. Then sail on out to international waters with us where you'll get to see that worlds first Goat Decathlon. Just make sure you don't wear your shorts too short …
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Welcome to Season 2.1 - Failure to Launch!! We got off to a rocky start this season as Josh got a case of Shingles that rendered him unable to speak for several weeks and stopped the show's production... BUT WE ARE BACK and chock full of theories about why Steph and Josh's dad hoards used tooth brushes (Hint: it has to do with apocalyptic currency)…
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Welcome to Season 2: Still Poddin'! Same sibling hosts (now with bonus husband/brother in law action!), same arguments about whether we should love or hate Milhouse and yeah... It's still almost as much about wizards as it is the Simpsons. Steph also opens up about her addiction to rescue cat window shopping and you'll learn the best terrible ways …
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