Best Fit Armadillo Podcasts (2024)

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Keigo the Clojure master and evil Mr Potato Head. 50:19

6M ago50:19

50:19

Keigo, the Clojure master, with a background in vegetable behavioral management and root vegetable protocols, takes on the evil Mr Potato Head, who wants to wants to steal all the potato heads.

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Edward Snowden, the Cyber Canopy, and blowing the whistle. 37:44

1y ago37:44

37:44

Edward Snowden, an aversion to keeping harmful secrets, an enchanted forest, bugs, computers, and much, much more.

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Archie the armadillo and the fear of Slavoj Žižek's unfreedom. 47:33

1+ y ago47:33

47:33

What happens when you're terrified that your entire life may be governed by your unconscious desire to be controlled and limited in your choices? Archie the armadillo is about to find out, mispronouncing the names of Zizek and Lacan along the way! What use is not being afraid of anything except unfreedom itself, when you lack the very language to e…

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The tiny ant Hercules and the struggles of balancing his checkbook. 32:32

1+ y ago32:32

32:32

Hercules, the tiny ant, always loved balancing his checkbook. He loved it so much, that he became the exchequer of the Queen Bee. Unfortunately, he had trouble getting his finances to line up. After many trials and tribulations, which are described in this episode in excruciating detail, Hercules became an account ant.…

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The three blind mice and the perils of globalization. 41:08

1+ y ago41:08

41:08

Something about three mice and cheese and global corporations. I don't know, I didn't listen to it.

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The valiant knight Elon Musk, the dragon Tweeter, and cryptocurrency bankruptcy. 43:00

1+ y ago43:00

43:00

Do you know about the knight Elon Musk, who killed the dragon Tweeter, and then squandered the treasure on bad cryptocurrency investments? Well, get ready to fall asleep hearing about it. I tried to avoid any similarity to real people or situations, but I think ChatGPT was having none of that.

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The fox who took Switzerland to the World Court for being too neutral. 32:19

1+ y ago32:19

32:19

Did you know that foxes were the smartest animals in the animal kingdom? Did you also know that they detest neutrality? Well, they do, and there is no greater enemy to the foxes than the country of Switzerland. This is the story of one fox who decided to take matters into his own hands, and brought Switzerland before the International Court of Just…

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The wacky adventures of Gilgamesh. 38:43

2+ y ago38:43

38:43

Gilgamesh does what Gilgamesh does best: Make friends and fight beasts.

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King Sigurd, the Danes, and NASA. 30:37

2+ y ago30:37

30:37

King Sigurd invades the kingdom of Denmark, leads his army to great victory, and joins NASA to become the first man to walk on the moon and meet Robert A. Heinlein.

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Jack and the magic jelly-beans. 16:24

3y ago16:24

16:24

"Therefore, Prince Jack cut three crosswise lines across her forehead to mark her for what she was: one for going off with her grand-daughter after giving up Red Ridinghood for dead and setting out for France with Candy-Cane; second crosswise line was for going off and romancing with James after moving from Pennsylvania to Virginia; and third cross…

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The three bears who became Chancellors of Germany. 23:36

3y ago23:36

23:36

Three little bears with a big ambition: To attain the highest political office in Germany.

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Mausli, the bossy terrier. 14:07

3y ago14:07

14:07

This episode's teaser: "I hate everybody else now because no one will ever forgive me and nobody wants me anymore either so goodbye forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever goodbye goodbye everyone goodbye everyone I hate everbody goodbye everyone farewell farewell farew…

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Jack, his mother, and the little man. 20:12

3y ago20:12

20:12

Do you want to see a man and woman with an iron-cart and a basket of sticks? Then comes the whole world against us! No! no! I have never yet seen a worse place than this, and I would do anything to keep you from seeing it. This is what awaits you in the latest episode. This, and much worse.

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Urashima Taro and Goddess Kwannon. 21:38

3y ago21:38

21:38

Urashima Taro sees some kids and wishes he never had. A bunch of Buddhist philosophy later, this episode is either extremely profound or complete garbage.

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The captain, his daughter, and the demon-girl. 30:15

3y ago30:15

30:15

The camel said, the captain said, the camel said, the captain said, but I have never seen anyone as beautiful as Himsa in my entire life.

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A woodcutter, his two children, and Ireland. 22:57

3y ago22:57

22:57

A woodcutter, his boy and girl, their evil stepmother, a house in the woods. Sound familiar? Think again.

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Amelia, Sarah, and watermelons. 5:19

3y ago5:19

5:19

Rule #1: Tricks are usually more fun than tricks. Rule #2: It’s okay to be a little mean, if it’s to save someone little. Rule #3: Even if you do not necessarily want to be a Prime Minister when you grow up, it’s nice to be a Prime Minister at least once. Thank you for read. / 加油!

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The white hair and the black hair and Johann Schwarz-Kollmann. 5:00

3y ago5:00

5:00

White hairs, black hairs, Johann Schwarz-Kollmann, the drain. A dystopian tale.

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Prince John and princess Yoko. 4:13

3y ago4:13

4:13

Prince John, princess Yoko, their kingdoms, strife. Beatles.

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The three princes and the glory of Allah. 10:10

3y ago10:10

10:10

Three princes, their father the king, the most beautiful princess in the land, an old, wrinkled, beautiful witch, and the glory of Allah.

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The hedgehog, the fox, and the jury. 7:45

3y ago7:45

7:45

A fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a woodsman, the woodsman's daughter, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a woodsman, the woodsman's daughter, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a h…

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The ugly, smelly, and nasty frog. 8:05

3y ago8:05

8:05

This is the second episode of the first AI-generated podcast. A frog turns into a prince and threatens to take over the entire kingdom. He makes all the animals feel like ants by turning them into ants, for making him feel ugly, smelly, and nasty. He tells them, "You will feel what I feel, and you will know what I feel. You will feel what it is lik…

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The princess, the fairy godmother, and the chest. 6:43

3y ago6:43

6:43

The world's first completely autogenerated sleep podcast that I know of is back with another episode.

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Moving With Pets (Sweden, Y'all) 25:59

6+ y ago25:59

25:59

We are fleeing the country in search of new adventures! But first, let's talk about tips for moving with your Fuzzy. After that, some road trippers join us for an animal-themed showdown dating back to the Revolutionary War. Then, a dog in human clothes. Why? Because the internet!

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Kids & Pets (Literally One Minute) 28:11

6+ y ago28:11

28:11

Let's take this show on the road! After almost missing a flight, we make it to Saint Louis to visit some friends and family. Is there a difference between toddlers and puppies, other than all that fur? We hope to answer this very important question with some help from a pediatric dentist. Then it's head-to-head quiz combat between a pair of couples…

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Vaccines (Yum, Slugs) 31:45

6+ y ago31:45

31:45

Let's talk to a Fuzzy Fan! We answer a listener's slimy question about how to make your dog throw up, chat about vaccines, and then get back to basics with some classic rapid fire. And what's so funny about cat that can't keep his tongue in his mouth? Answer: everything. Also...tune-in and you just might win a bow tie for your Fuzzy!…

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Pricey Pets (Call Us Bob) 35:19

6+ y ago35:19

35:19

Let's talk money. Even though we love our pets, sometimes they end up costing us at the vet's office. Why is medical care so expensive? Why don't vets just help because they love animals? Mysteries abound! In other news, Emma crushes a triathlon, a couple listeners "Come on down!" to play our version of The Price is Right, and meow for a new animal…

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Canine Cannabis (Preach, Dr. Will!) 40:52

6+ y ago40:52

40:52

Fuzzy puts on business-casual attire to interview the first-ever veterinarian to research cannabis in dogs. Also, we talk about summer fever, a rather clever vitamin scam, and (definitely not) shipping a pound of marijuana via USPS to a loyal Fuzzy fan.

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How to Pick a Puppy (Ligers Are Real) 27:31

6+ y ago27:31

27:31

Things start to heat up...to the point of combustion. Plus, puppies! We talk about how to pick the perfect canine companion. Then, a Fuzzy listener tests his knowledge of hybrid animals, followed by an ugly/cute animal of the week. Did we mention puppies? PUPPIES! YAY!

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Snakebites (Along Came Tilly) 30:15

6+ y ago30:15

30:15

In this episode we talk about man's best friend versus man's worst friend, the rattlesnake. But wait, here's a nice poem. Then we make some difficult decisions about flying snakes, fast snakes, giant snakes, and tiny snakes. Overall, this is a scary episode. Did we mention that we talk about snakes? Also, Pugs again.…

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Food Allergies (Monkeys & Middle Schoolers) 28:05

6+ y ago28:05

28:05

In episode three, we bust some food allergy myths, somehow involving the ingestion of armadillo meat. We continue on with a comparison of tween humans and their closest relative, the chimpanzee. Finally, Emma wants a Pug for some reason.

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Cat Stress (Vodka Iced Tea Lemonade) 28:15

6+ y ago28:15

28:15

In the second episode, we talk about good intentions with bad cocktails on our second date. Then we get into the world of cats. Dog lovers - it's going to be OK.

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Dog Flu (Are we all going to die?) 27:57

6+ y ago27:57

27:57

In our first episode, we introduce ourselves and talk a lil bit about the dog flu, then we play a little rapid fire Q&A before talking about the Internet's favorite box-loving cat.

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Dreadmill friendly workout 4:55

7y ago4:55

4:55

Tackling fitness boredom (great for dreadmills!) - my WOD

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Gym hair & I care > Episode 2 4:59

7y ago4:59

4:59

What’s happening at Fit Armadillo this Wednesday (spoiler alert: it features a pangolin!). Checking in via audio because I have gym hair / runner hair and sorta care. Keeping this daily anchor streak going for now so call in with your Qs and head to FitArmadillo.com/PodForm to share more!