Best Funny European News Podcasts (2024)

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Saipan The Movie, Olympic Football Fatigue, Man Uniteds Pre Season Sucker Punch, Von Erich Summer 1:03:06

5h ago1:03:06

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We're calmly floating in a metaphorical tire down the river of pre season football. To kick us off we cast an eye at the Olympics and report on all of the scandal and none of the games as it all kicked off between Argentina and Morocco. We brush over the pre season and bring you all of the punches, tugs of war, injuries and bad defending from Chels…

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Kayleigh Hill-Beakley putting in the work towards her dream of driving Top Fuel 20:04

2h ago20:04

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Kayleigh Hill-Beakley currently drives in the Super-Comp class, but has plans to keep going faster. Find out when she caught the racing bug, and how the JCM Driver Development Program is helping guide her pursuit to drive Top Fuel some day. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do…

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Enzo Starts Diplomatic Incident, Who is the Next Gareth Southgate? Man United Buy Yoro 1:01:12

3h ago1:01:12

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The summer pod is here and while there is no football to talk, off the pitch, ironically, it has been kicking off. After Enzo Fernandes filmed his Argentinian teammates singing an insulting chant about the French national team, there has been severe fallout from Chelsea teammates and even at a presidential level. Gareth Southgate hung his metaphori…

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Spain - Exciting, Impressive, Victorious, The End of Kane? England Left it Behind - Euro 2024 Final Show 1:00:10

5d ago1:00:10

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The Euro 2024 final has passed, a record 4 European championship in the bag for Spain, the years of hurt continue for England. Could Southgate have loosened the shackles a little more? Was there too much focus on Bellingham ball? Did anyone give Spain less of a chance than us? We answer all these questions and more in our final euros episode This e…

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Yamal Mania, England on The Brightside, The Dutch Don't get Much, France Humbled, Final Preview - Euro 2024 Show 1:12:19

10d ago1:12:19

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The 2024 Euros final is upon us as England will be facing Spain in a battle of two teams who've had very different paths to this game during the tournament. England are through, and its all down to the genius that is Gareth Southgate..or at least that's probably how it will be remembered. You have to feel for the Netherlands after a controversial r…

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Kid Kickin Kroos, Has Football Left Ronaldo? Wout's Aura Too Sweet For Turkey, England Win on Penalties?! - Euro 2024 Show 27:08

14d ago27:08

27:08

The Euro's quarter final stage is wrapped up, and could it get any more exciting!? (yes) Here's a little preview of a taster of our quarter final coverage. Toni Kross wrapped up his career as he lived out a lifelong dream of being 'that kind of player' and leaving the boot in on some Spanish wonderkids. Spain got through Germany and into the semi f…

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Bellingham Saves Southgate, Misstiando Penaldo, Germany Weather The Storm, Solid French Defence - Euro 2024 Show Round of 16 Review 1:36:27

29d ago1:36:27

1:36:27

The Euro 2024 last 16 is in the books and we've got a full recap of the whole bloody thing for you. England got past Slovakia by the skin of their teeth thanks to a last minute "bicycle kick" from who else but Jude Bellingham. In one of the most incredible displays from a player of all time (for the wrong reasons), Cristiano Ronaldo seemed to final…

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The Georgia Giants, Turkey Win Battle of Hamburg, Energetic Austria , Boring England - Euro 2024 Show 24:20

23d ago24:20

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tIn today's preview of this week's BONUS episode, we're taking a look back at the last set of games from during the week. Turkey and Czechia played out a high tension (possibly political?) battle for the ages as Turkey managed to get the win and go through, but not before the most cards shown in a single Euros game in history. A historic win for Ge…

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Old Ronaldo New Tricks, Scotland Are Oot, Unshakable Kane, Dark Belgian Horse? - Euro 2024 Show 50:33

1M ago50:33

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As the Euros group stage comes to a conclusion some teams are out and some are still fighting for survival. Scotland are officially out as their bad start turned into a bad run. That makes it 12 tournaments without escaping the group stage for the Scots, 13th times the charm lads! Cristiano Ronaldo entered his giving era as he opted for an easy ass…

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Unlucky Lukaku, The Kalvin Phillips Clamour, Arda Guler's Super Goal - Euro 2024 Show 23:32

1M ago23:32

23:32

It's games games games as the Euro's group stage rolls on, and we've done our best to recap all of the biggest and best stories so far. Our mortal enemy Romelu Lukaku had a bit of a disaster class as Belgium lost their first game to Slovakia, and even though luck was not on Big Rom's side, there were some hints that he still could have done more. A…

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For Mad Maxine, being a Drag Racing BUG is more than just backing up a car. 35:14

1M ago35:14

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This week I am joined by Shannon Hill. Some of you may know her better as Mad Maxine! She has embraced the drag racing BUG life, and even taken it to the next level! It is more than just backing up a car. We talk about what it takes to be a BUG, a new ambassador program she has started, and taking on those internet trolls. See Privacy Policy at htt…

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Super Jude Bellingham, Spain's Streak, Trent Tried Tested Failed? - Euro 2024 Show 49:32

1M ago49:32

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The Euros are well and truly underway and we've done our best to round up the group stage so far! In probably the most anticipated debut of the tournament for our listeners, England had their first game against Serbia, and apart from a brief few moments of brilliance from Jude Bellingham, it was a shakey game that England were lucky to win in the e…

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Germany Beat Scotland in Style, Querpass-Toni, Bitter Hummels, We Got Some Hate Mail - Euro 2024 Show 1:22:01

1M ago1:22:01

1:22:01

Euro 2024 start off with a 5-1 victory for hosts Germany. Scotland brought some 200,000 fans to Munich which only made it uncomfortably reminiscent of Ireland's disastrous 2012 European championships. Toni Kroos, returned to the international side since March, completed 99 percent of his passes as we ask is there any way to stop the metronome behin…

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A No Nonsense Euros 2024 Preview! 1:06:40

1M ago1:06:40

1:06:40

The 2024 Euro's is upon us! Join us as we take a look at all of the contenders, the starboys and the just happy to be there's! Will Deschamps solidify his legacy with another French tournament win? Are England doomed to disappoint? What is the latest fall out behind the scenes in the Belgium camp? Are Turkey the dark horses once again despite never…

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Southgate Snubs The Avengers, Man City Vs The Majority, Is John O'Shea Here to Stay? 23:21

1M ago23:21

23:21

As part of our latest ULTRAS ONLY bonus episode on Patreon, before we enter in to Euros 2024, we had some international friendlies and a potential international incident to ease us in. John O'Shea is still managing Ireland, and they are somehow winning games now as they beat Hungary 2-1 in a quarter full Aviva stadium, but does it really matter? So…

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Madrid Want More, Dortmund Self Sabotage, Rheinmetall Jacket - 2024 Champions League Final Review 46:08

2M ago46:08

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The last Champions League as we know it came to an end in familiar fashion, with Real Madrid lifting the trophy as a heartbroken Marco Reus, Mats Hummels and Borussia Dortmund looked on. We go through the game Füllkrug chance by agonising Füllkrug chance, as Dortmund fought valiently until it was time for Madrid to do what they do. The new Zidane, …

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Mourinho's Turkish Adventure, Fiorentina's Greek Tragedy, The Premier League's Bald Manager Epidemic 27:49

2M ago27:49

27:49

On the latest No Nonsense Ultra's Only Preview.. Olympiacos FC had one of the greatest nights in their 100 year history as they became the first Greek team to win a European trophy after beating Fiorentina in extra time to win the Conference League. Further solidifying the Conference League as one of the best things going in football, giving clubs …

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Man United Underdogs Win FA Cup, Ten Hag Staying Ten More Years? Man City Boys Were On The Beers 49:03

2M ago49:03

49:03

An all time great dramatic FA Cup run came to a pretty shocking end as Man United in one of their worst seasons in recent history managed to beat Man City comfortably in the final. With rumours before the game that Erik Ten Hag would be getting sacked regardless of the result, it seems now that everything has changed thanks to his starboys Mainoo a…

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Ademola Cooked Man, Leverkusen Unbeaten Run Ends, Pochetti-No More, Europa League Final 26:34

2M ago26:34

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On the latest No Nonsense Ultra's preview, the impossible Leverkeusen dream proved impossible as their unbeaten run came to an end with Atalanta winning the Europa League, thanks to an incredible hattrick from former pod favourite, Ademola Lookman. The managerial merry-go-round is in full effect as Pochettino leaves Chelsea by "mutual" consent just…

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Man City 4 Ever, Enjoyably Arsenal, Farewell Klopp - Premier League 2023/2024 Recap 1:09:04

2M ago1:09:04

1:09:04

As the curtain falls on another Premier League season, things wrapped up pretty much as expected. Arsenal are the latest victims of the Man City machine, as a near perfect Premier League run in was over 2 minutes in to the final day thanks to a brace from player of the season Phil Foden. 4 in a row now for Manchester City, and 6 of the last 7 leagu…

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Ange Finds Cracks in Tottenhams Foundations, Aston Villa Dinner Dance, A New Era of VAR? | Patreon Preview 36:30

2M ago36:30

36:30

In a jam packed Ultra's only epiosde we discuss how it took just under a full season for Ange Postecoglou to be hit full force by the Spurs mentality, after one of the stangest potential deciding games of all time as Tottenham faced Man City. Aston Villa however, were much more familiar with the history of the Tottenham and celebrated in style as t…

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Old Trafford Falls, Arsenal Have Done All They Can, Mbappé's Goodbye, Moyes to Ireland? 47:43

2M ago47:43

47:43

In yet another summing up of the season, Old Trafford literally caved in around Ten Hag's Man United as Arsenal saw off their last "top 6" challenge of the season. In a title race that's tighter than ever, it's never felt so hopeless. As Arsenal's near perfect record doesn't look like it will be enough to stop the Man City machine. But you can't sa…

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Tuchel Screwed Tuchel, Project Mbappe's Findings, Hummels Last Hurrah | Patreon Preview 31:26

2M ago31:26

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After missing our chance to record earlier in the week we briefly catch up on the Casemiro character assasination by Jamie Carragher after Man United's 4-0 loss to Crystal Palace. We then get into the meat of the episode, our little glimpse into this weeks Ultra's only European episode. We cover the Bayern downfall which may have been spurred on by…

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Winner, Winner! Maddi Gordon earns her first Top Alcohol Funny Car Wally! 18:19

2M ago18:19

18:19

On this week's Women Take The Wheel, I am on location at IRP, catching up with past guest, Maddi Gordon. When we first talked to her a couple years ago, she was working on her Dad’s Top Alcohol Funny Car Driver. Now she is driving that race car – and doing a good job of it! This is kind of a unique podcast as we did our interview in two parts. Befo…

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Carragher Visits the Yellow Wall, Sancho Shines, Madrid's Year? | Patreon Preview 33:11

3M ago33:11

33:11

The greatest Champion's League of all time continues with some more top notch knockout games. Real Madrid looked as unstoppable as ever while Bayern also looked pretty damn good in a 2-2 draw, if only it weren't for that darn Kim Min-jae says Tuchel. Dortmund won the home leg against PSG thanks to a goal from the young as ever Füllkrug and a star p…

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Salah Scorched Earth, Arsenal Survive the Derby, Golden Boy Raya, Man Utd Salary Cap Clear Out 1:02:31

3M ago1:02:31

1:02:31

It's everyones favourite time of the season where things become MATHEMATICALLY CONFIRMED. Liverpool look officially out of the title race after a 2-2 draw with West Ham which saw yet another incredible moment of inept refereeing and a Salah and Klopp sideline bust up. Arsenal got through a North London Derby with a 3-2 win over Tottenham. But despi…

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Liverpool Probably Lose the League, Chelsea Prove They Are Cole Palmer FC, Are Everton Stuck At This Level? | Patreon Preview 23:01

3M ago23:01

23:01

It looks all but over for Liverpool as a dejected Klopp sighed after they lost to Merseyside rivals Everton for the first time in Goodison Park in 13 years. Where has it all gone wrong for Liverpool? Can Klopp really have any blame for Nunez missing 1 on 1's? Pochettino but his foot in his mouth by announcing this Arsenal game was a chance for his …

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Man United's Worst Win Ever, Nottingham Forest Explore Their Options, Antony Doesn't Get It, Pep's Passionate Plea 1:01:05

3M ago1:01:05

1:01:05

Man United gifted us yet another fixture of madness, this time giving up a 3-0 lead to almost lose 4-3 to Coventry in the FA Cup semi final In the midst of the most embarrassing win in history, only one man was celebrating which begs the question, does Antony know who he's playing for? Man City also made their way past the FA Cup semi final, with a…

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For Savannah Moffitt, meeting her motorsports idol led to great opportunities! 9:48

3M ago9:48

9:48

I’m so blown away by what Savannah Moffitt has accomplished at such a young age. Just months after graduating college, she is an engineer at Tesla and involved in motorsports. Find out how a meeting with her idol, Lynn St James, led to internships and opportunities. Plus, what she is doing to help lead the way for other girls in college, interested…

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Bernardo's Blunder, Bayern are Still Bayern, Should Arsenal Be Proud? | Patreon Preview 22:36

3M ago22:36

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One of the best Champions League knockout rounds in history continued to excite with upsets across the board as lowly teams like Real Madrid and Bayern Munich managed to stop the might Premier League giants. Man City were knocked out by Madrid after a particularly mad penalty shootout in a game which apparently Kevin De Bruyne and Erling Haaland di…

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Chelsea Penalty Petulance, Arsenal & Liverpool Miss Big, Cole World, Our First Race Row 1:09:00

3M ago1:09:00

1:09:00

In a weekend which should have been dominated by Arsenal and Liverpool's slip ups, Chelsea managed to make a routine dismantling of Everton and turn it into a showcase of how much of a shambles they are as a squad. After a rapid hat trick from Cole Palmer, things were looking good, but once it was time to take a penalty to further the hammering, th…

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Arsenal Saved by Common Sense Rule, City and Madrid go Goal for Goal, Gnabry Cooks | Patreon Preview 30:31

4M ago30:31

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Arsenal's blushes were saved after a bizarre handball incident could have really embarrassed them in the Champions League knockouts against Bayern Munich. As it was though they managed a 2-2 draw that had penalties, penalty shouts, crazy runs through the middle and more! Man City and Real Madrid took a leaf out of Man United's book and just gave it…

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Old Trafford Transition Thriller, Kevin De Best, Real Madrid Revenge, Can a Good Celebration Make a Player? 56:25

4M ago56:25

56:25

Man United have done it again, this time dragging Liverpool into their game of chaos laced ping pong ball. United drew 2-2 with Liverpool in Old Trafford, a result which could really hurt Liverpool's title chances, and a game where they'll be kicking themselves over missed chances again. Are Arsenal the best team in the league now, why does it stil…

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Man United's Latest Implosion, Cole Palmer's Cool As You Like, Chelsea Haven't Progressed | Patreon Preview 23:27

4M ago23:27

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Manchester United gifted us with yet another classic 4-3 in another back and forth game where the midfield and defending was more a suggestion than a necessity. Chelsea managed to win 4-3 after being 3-2 down in the 99th minute (!) How in the world did this happen and why didn't anyone stop Cole Palmer. Speaking of Cole, his penalty tally is now at…

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City vs. Arsenal's Dull Display, Alonso's Not Leaving, Tonali's Troubles, Is Ten Hag's Time Up? 54:57

4M ago54:57

54:57

Say it quietly, but we are approaching squeaky bum time in the Premier League. The much hyped top of the table clash between Man City and Arsenal ended up a 0-0 borefest. Much to the annoyance of Pep who took it out on Jack Grealish, and Roy Keane who took it out on Erling Haaland. The return of Harvey Barnes was good news for Newcastle as he helpe…

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Roy Keane for Ireland, Southgate to United, Cancelo Fires Back at City | Patreon Preview 27:47

4M ago27:47

27:47

The international break has come to an end, and with that comes a whole slew of paper talk. John O'Shea's pals in the media and the Ireland squad have been calling for him to get the job officially after a classic 0-0 draw followed up with a 1-0 loss to Switzerland. Rumours abound that Roy Keane has met with the FAI three times over the manager rol…

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Endrick Lives His Dreams, John O'Shea Wants to Stay, Germany Score Instantly, Footballer Guess Who? 49:42

4M ago49:42

49:42

The international break is here and there sure were some friendlies on show. The John O'Shea interim era began with a pretty respectable 0-0 against former world ranking leaders Belgium. But what does this really mean in the grand scheme of things? Endrick officially arrived on the international scene with his first goal for Brazil in 1-0 win over …

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Man United and Liverpool 4-3 Chaos, The Magic of the FA Cup, Manic Managers, The Lingard Zone 49:46

5M ago49:46

49:46

The magic of the cup was in full effect over the weekend as there were comebacks, classics and chaos galore in the F.A Cup Quarter Finals. Man United and Liverpool played out an all time classic 4-3 which had a whole lot of goals, huge moments not much defending, a 120th minute winner from Amad Diallo and even a surprise goal from Antony. After the…

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Champions League Back to its Best, Raya Stays Focused, Arteta's Alleged Comments | Patreon Preview 24:19

5M ago24:19

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*Apologies for audio issues on this episode! Back to crystal clear audio honey from next episode on. We're back with another preview of our Ultra's only midweek episode with all of the action from the Champions League. Arsenal managed to finally get past the round of 16 despite a valiant Porto effort. The game saw Raya make some huge saves in the f…

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Klopp On Dean, Doku on Mac Allister, Arsenal Back on Top 56:53

5M ago56:53

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After a heated war of words involving Trent, Dias, Haaland, Walker, Klopp and Pep, Man City and Liverpool played out an exciting 1-1 draw full of missed chances and controversial decisions. We ask once again what exactly are the rules and consult the F.A's own rulebook to see what constitutes a 'high foot' after Doku narrowly escaped giving away a …

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Doubting Rashford, Darwin Nunez Cult Status, La Liga Chaos, The Simpsons Starting Eleven 46:02

5M ago46:02

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Man United suffered yet another Manchester derby defeat as it seems to get easier for Man City every single time. In a game which saw the best and worst of Marcus Rashford Speaking of Rashford, he firmly placed himself in the news before the game with a Players Tribune piece where he re-affirmed his love for the club and told his haters, doubt him …

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European Top Fuel Champion Ida Zetterström makes the move to America to compete in the NHRA! 39:22

4M ago39:22

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I welcome back Ida Zetterstrom! We first met her at PRI two-years ago, and she has accomplished so much since then. She’s European Top Fuel Champion, Swedish driver of the year – and now she’s made the move to the states to compete in the NHRA! Ida talks about her plans this season with JCM Racing, the differences between racing in Europe and the U…

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Boys Vs Men - Liverpool Win 23/24 Carabao Cup, Eddie Howe's Final Warning, Everton Get Their Points Back 51:04

5M ago51:04

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A momentus day for Klopp's Kids as his injury ridden Liverpool side filled with academy prospects managed to topple the so called "billion pound bottle jobs" Chelsea. Is this narrative fair on Chelsea? And is Klopp right to feel like this was a bigger win than their Champions League and Premier League? How will playing this collection of youngsters…

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Is This the Worst Champions League Ever? Gunners Misfire at Mental Block, Klopp's Luton Lunacy | Patreon Preview 32:33

5M ago32:33

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A special preview of the Ultras only midweek Patreon episode, where we cover round two of the worst set of Champions League knockouts ever! Arsenal sunk to a last minute goal from Porto after 90 minutes of no shots on target, is inexperience in Europe costing the competitions 3rd overall outright favourites? The loss of away goals and the rise of t…

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At only 17, Audrey Gerberding is competing against guys twice her age - and winning - on Midwest dirt tracks! 9:52

5M ago9:52

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She has been racing since she was only seven years-old! At the ripe old age of 17, Audrey Gerberding competes with the best at dirt tracks around the Midwest. She knows what she wants and has a bright racing future ahead of her. Hear how she plans to juggle driving and college in the coming year. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and …

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Guardiola's Jibes & Kelleher's Vibes, Man United's Backroom Blitz, Sunderland 'Til I Die Season 3 Review 1:01:34

5M ago1:01:34

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We are entering crunch time in the Premier League, but it seems the usual Man City steamrolling has not kicked fully in to gear just yet. After a 1-1 draw with Chelsea, Pep Guardiola launches his latest biting attack on fellow manager Pochettino. As likeable as ever that Pep! We ponder the future of Caoimhin Kelleher as he performs well for Liverpo…

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The End of PSG, Kane Is Cursed, Coming To Terms With Turning 30 | Patreon Preview 29:23

6M ago29:23

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A special preview of this weeks Ultras only bonus episode where we talk through a pretty drab set of Champions League fixtures and come to terms with our age and mortality! On the full episode we also talk about Man City as they cruise their way to back to back trebles, despite whatever Pep may say in the press conferences. With Mbappé leaving for …

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Blue Card Blues, Stick to Doping, Rice's Revenge, Hojlund On Fire 51:45

6M ago51:45

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We are back in more ways than one as we return to recording the pod IN PERSON after a few months of being over 5000 miles away from each other. We try wrap our heads around the lawmakers newest crazy idea for football, the BLUE card and ask what does this mean for the dark arts? Arsenal get their revenge and then some by sticking it to West Ham 6-0…

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Klopp Out : Jurgen Klopp to Leave Liverpool 47:19

6M ago47:19

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Liverpool announced manager Jurgen Klopp is officially set to leave Liverpool at the end of the season, we ponder what or who is next for the club, how will this effect the rest of the season, our thoughts on the goodbye video and is this really as much of a surprise as it seems? In stark contrast, over at Barcelona, Xavi has also announced he's se…

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What's New? - EP 148 58:02

6M ago58:02

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Long time, no see! Yes, it's been a hot minute since the last time we spoke with you guys, but we just got the urge to say hello. We're back in this one-off episode to discuss what we've both been up to since the end of the podcast and react to some recent news in Germany. Let's go!By Americans in Germany Drinking Whiskey

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