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Bad Pipes

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A few dudes exploring film and complaining about the state of the world. If there’s music in an episode, that music is by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio.
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I forgot to mention that a girl gets smacked by a tree, into a boulder, and she wakes up ready to hand out kisses. I don't get it. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast to become a space wizard. @BadPipesPod to be ignored by Scott @CryptidWorksYT to holla at your boy the Prime Host Meridian BadPipesPodcast@Gmail.com to have an, I don't know, reasonable conve…
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The Ouroboros is a depiction of a snake eating its own tail. We talk in some regard about every movie in the Alien franchise from Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, and Alien: Resurrection, to Prometheus, Alien: Covenant, and Alien: Romulus. Feed our dogs if you feel like it at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Yap at the boys at @BadPipesPod and @CryptidWorksYT Or…
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We watched 98's Blade, a classic and iconic film with Legendary Actor Who Played Blade: Wesley Snipes. We also watched Van Helsing and Underworld and didn't put together that Kate Beckinsale was in both until watching them. We're kinda dumb I think. Become a Space Wizard at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Twit at us on X: @BadPipesPod @CryptidWorksYT B…
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We saw it, and you should too. It's great. We do a spoiler-full review for the middle third of the episode. Go watch the movie first and then hang out with the boys. Also, House of the Dragon continues to be great. Overall, a much happier episode than usual! Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast @BadPipesPod @CryptidWorksYT BadPipesPodcast@gmail.com Music by…
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Today is gonna be the day that somebody throws it back to you. By now, you shoulda somehow realized what you gotta do. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. All the shows we've had to watch are blinding. All the lightsabers in the dark are winding. There are many things I would like to say to you but I don't know how. Becau…
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Oh my gosh, who's going to hook up with who? Oh my gosh, who are you shipping with who? Now that Yord got the ker-snap to the ol' neck bones, who is Osha's major love interest? Have the fans ever been more interested in Star Wars? Oh wow, a pool scene, ooh, spicy, so romance, such appeal, much drama! But no, for real, who the frick is watching this…
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Look, I went down from an 8 to a 6 so clearly I'm improving. That said, I'll take you on the green any day. Ichi the Killer, The Acolyte Episode 5, House of the Dragon Episodes 1 and 2, and a whole lot of yappin' about random stuff. Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast @BadPipesPod @CryptidWorksYT CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com Music by Karl Casey @ White B…
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Actually "Lumberjack the Monster" is a pretty good title. We watched that. Acolyte Episode Four really wowed us!!! (Sarcasm) Disney executive spills the beans on a few spicy dates. Spicy for Disney, probably less so for the Exec. Finally... some stuff about SBI and Black Myth Wukong went viral so we talk about it a little bit. Meh. Music by Karl Ca…
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Twitter/X: @BadPipesPod CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com Patreon: @BadPipesPodcast My dog barks a lot this episode, she's a menace. Beyond just The Acolyte, we talk a little about Disney destroying their greatest successes, turning them into their greasiest cash grabs. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio…
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Look we're hip and young and full of life. Madame Web, sheeesh. L rizz Sony; The Watchmen was a Zac Snyder W... uh... Wendigoon drama; The Acolyte is next on our chopping block, can't wait to uh... rizz up some Disney Star Wars... Hopefully that hot dragon... UH.... I mean "Hopefully House of the Hot Dragon"... ah flip... I just hope there's some g…
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Clearly, I had a stroke and meant to say Rebel Moon Part Two: The Scargiver. Clearly, I wasn't making another title in the vein of "something something boogaloo" again. CLEARLY. And somehow, it all comes back to Star Wars. X/Twitter: @BadPipesPod Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio.…
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We watched Infinity Pool, They Cloned Tyrone, and Us, and yet somehow in all that talk about doppelgangers not once did we mention whether or not we'd get down and dirty with our doppelbangers. That's the biological sex-swapped version of yourself. For the record, I would. Speaking of that, Games Workshop has put some new lore out for The Adeptus C…
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Andor is the big one this week but we also talked a good bit about the hundred million trailers that have dropped in the last few weeks. Andrew, Scott, Isaac, all the best lads are here. It's just a regular old boys' night. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Give us a dollar if you're wild at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Argue with Scott on X at …
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We round out the Yorgos Lanthimos trip with a couple of real winners. Needless to say, we liked these too. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Hit us up wherever you hit people up, we're probably under BadPipesPod or BadPipesPodcast... Email us questions, recommendations, or kind little comments at cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com…
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We watched 2015's The Lobster, 2017's The Killing of a Sacred Deer, and I yapped on about Paramount's new Ark: The Animated Series. Next time we're watching Poor Things and The Favourite, another couple of films from director Yorgos Lanthimos. Holla at your boys on Twitter/X at @BadPipesPod, Patreon at @BadPipesPodcast, or write a foul little email…
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The movie we watched was Banshees of Inisherin. I think most of the talk was generally about GamerGate 2 (I don't know which g's to capitalize) and what a sh*tshow that's been on both sides. Anywho, next week is The Lobster and Killing of the Sacred Deer so... yeah. Oh, and @badpipespod on Twitter if you wanted to... idk argue with Scott on Twitter…
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Fair warning, we discuss and and are disgusted by the Loli stuff. It got brought up because that dude Vaush is a sick little freak and leaked his corn files that he had saved on his computer. The real talk is about Baki though, and tbh, it's still great. Stays great. We also talk upcoming movies, revisit our disappointment in Star Wars, and ponder …
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What's Morgpie up to this week? Then we get to "the real meat and potatoes" and watch Zacky Boy's Rebel Moon movie. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Email us at CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com Twitter/X us @BadPipesPodcast and uh... if you're unhinged enough to financially support us, do that at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast…
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We watched Aguirre, the Wrath of God. It was made by Herzog. Fun movie, insane. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. Contact us at CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com or Twitter @BadpipesPodcast. If you're unhinged enough to financially support us, do that at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast. You're a cool guy if you actually read all the way down to here.…
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We haven't done a news episode in awhile, so here we are talking about WotC being a bunch of nerds, Twitch being a bunch of... degenerates, and we put a little endcap on the long discussions we've had on AI in film, books, and mobile phone apps. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. Contact us at CryptidWorksOfficial@gmail.com. Check us out on Twi…
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(Eats rice off the ground. I am a pigeon and this is pigeon roleplay.) Hey there. We talked a little bit more about AI gf's. Scott's crab got stabby. Mat... was too high I think. Andrew was Cpt. Covid! But he reported for duty. *General Iroh salutes* Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. (As a pigeon I slap your hand. DON'T FEED RICE TO BIRDS.)…
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Hackers, Johnny Mnemonic, and The Fifth Element. We explore a few examples of cyberpunk film with our friend Mat. Next week is a series of war movies named after years, 1917, 1941, and 1944. I wonder which wars they're about. Tell your dog I love them. Support the pod at Patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast. Email us requests or recommendations at cryptidwo…
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Blood Vessel underwhelmed, Nekrotronic was fun, and Bubba Ho-Tep was... weird. In a good way. Scott gets a Tarot reading, and Andrew discusses a time when he accidentally summoned Satan, Lucifer, the Light-Bringer. I don't know. I still don't believe in ghosts but it was a weird thing that happened. Support the pod at patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast Mu…
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We go three rounds in the cage with Mister Nicolas Cage. The Wicker Man(2006), Mandy(2018), and The Massive Weight of Incredible Talent(2018) are the prize fighters this week. In the news, we've got the Unity Debacle of 2023, a big ol' Bethesda leak, and a certain infamous streamer getting some street justice. This week's episode of Ahsoka left us …
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