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Your entertainers Glen and Gertie Nuzzles pull back the curtain on the intimate writing process of their newest novel, resulting in its grand debut on Amazon. Your bedtime story written on the spot and read aloud for grown ups.
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We learn: Just because something is short and punchy- doesn’t mean it’s good Maybe the author was only given 8 pages to write so this wasn’t their fault? I’m going to become a sweaty pig at the state fair tomorrow Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/70148 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for gr…
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We learn: Just because something is short and punchy- doesn’t mean it’s good Maybe the author was only given 8 pages to write so this wasn’t their fault? I’m going to become a sweaty pig at the state fair tomorrow Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/70148 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for gr…
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We learn: My wife sings along to ‘that thing you do’ movie- which is a solid 2 hours of singing the same song over, and over. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74226 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Books (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tip…
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We learn: My wife sings along to ‘that thing you do’ movie- which is a solid 2 hours of singing the same song over, and over. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74226 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.co…
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We've decided to call this: 'The Afternoon of the Cursing at the Grocery Store of the Cat People' We read the story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuz…
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We've decided to call this: 'The Afternoon of the Cursing at the Grocery Store of the Cat People' We read the story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Gestating the Curious Mind by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pineca…
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We learn: My science fiction was horse shit I’m not smart enough to understand this story I pee a lot and it’s FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74205 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Books (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast…
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We learn: My science fiction was horse shit I’m not smart enough to understand this story I pee a lot and it’s FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74205 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzz…
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We learn: Drac and I are roughly the same age If you’re on a revenge spree- feel free to skip over people who aren’t as important Don’t be an elitist- flash fiction is FINE Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Your bedtime story read a…
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We learn: Drac and I are roughly the same age If you’re on a revenge spree- feel free to skip over people who aren’t as important Don’t be an elitist- flash fiction is FINE Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Your bedtime story read a…
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We learn: Anderson wasn’t a pervert- he was FINE Children's stories have kids suffering to the point of absurdity The pig was from hell Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fairy-tales-of-hans-christian-andersen-hans-christian-andersen/7147043?ean=9781515401339 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud f…
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We learn: Anderson wasn’t a pervert- he was FINE Children's stories have kids suffering to the point of absurdity The pig was from hell Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fairy-tales-of-hans-christian-andersen-hans-christian-andersen/7147043?ean=9781515401339 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud f…
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We learn: I’ll never see Nates (from words about books) beautiful face Cowboys are also called “Cow-punchers” for some reason Cowboy sleuths always know who did the crime, they just let the guilty simmer in their guilt. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/pioneer-cattlemen-in-montana-the-story-of-the-circle-c-ranch-walt-coburn…
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We learn: I’ll never see Nates (from words about books) beautiful face Cowboys are also called “Cow-punchers” for some reason Cowboy sleuths always know who did the crime, they just let the guilty simmer in their guilt. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/pioneer-cattlemen-in-montana-the-story-of-the-circle-c-ranch-walt-coburn…
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We learn: Sometimes, Whiteclaws are disgusting Things can work out for the best- if you’re a doll Apparently theater kids are the most dangerous kids on earth Go on, read it for yourself: **https://www.amazon.com/Little-Wooden-Margery-Williams-Bianco-ebook/dp/B0D13P7DZ1** Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. …
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We learn: Sometimes, Whiteclaws are disgusting Things can work out for the best- if you’re a doll Apparently theater kids are the most dangerous kids on earth Go on, read it for yourself: **https://www.amazon.com/Little-Wooden-Margery-Williams-Bianco-ebook/dp/B0D13P7DZ1** Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. …
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We learn: You can catch a robot with good ‘ol fashioned sleuthing Saying “I don’t care how late it is” is an American tradition Yes, I take breaks from reading to watch TikTok Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/68377 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Books (to …
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We learn: You can catch a robot with good ‘ol fashioned sleuthing Saying “I don’t care how late it is” is an American tradition Yes, I take breaks from reading to watch TikTok Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/68377 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contr…
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We brainstormed a story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.com Paranormal smut writing for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/b50dcd7b-fe48-4458-a6da-6b893c4…
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We learn: Pirates will always be fun-loving little scamps There’s a Long Johns Silver’s open by me that I will go to now In this story Tom Hanks will always be miserable? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere:nuzzle…
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We learn: Pirates will always be fun-loving little scamps There’s a Long Johns Silver’s open by me that I will go to now In this story Tom Hanks will always be miserable? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere:nuzzle…
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We learn: Long John Silver is a smooth talking jerk I’m SUPPOSED to be on a PLANE I didn’t know you could use a corpse as a compass Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud…
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We learn: Long John Silver is a smooth talking jerk I’m SUPPOSED to be on a PLANE I didn’t know you could use a corpse as a compass Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud…
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We learn: Little boys can become big boys thanks to pirates I JUST want to swim in my white-trash pool Long John Silver is back at it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read alo…
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We learn: Little boys can become big boys thanks to pirates I JUST want to swim in my white-trash pool Long John Silver is back at it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read alo…
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We learn: When you’ve been cleaning up blood all day, you want something different I’m going to get you go like my basement someday I don’t know if cutting the ship free is the smartest idea ever Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=97817894310…
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We learn: When you’ve been cleaning up blood all day, you want something different I’m going to get you go like my basement someday I don’t know if cutting the ship free is the smartest idea ever Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=97817894310…
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We learn: Action scenes back then were really weird I have no idea what holiday I’m celebrating tomorrow If your friend dies, just roll his body over to the corner of the room. it’s FINE. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Liste…
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We learn: Action scenes back then were really weird I have no idea what holiday I’m celebrating tomorrow If your friend dies, just roll his body over to the corner of the room. it’s FINE. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Liste…
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We learn: It’s storming out and I’m recording with the windows open, I don’t care if it sounds bad Our hero doesn’t tolerate the homeless Silver is the master of the ‘dangerous crutch’ technique Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=978178943103…
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We learn: It’s storming out and I’m recording with the windows open, I don’t care if it sounds bad Our hero doesn’t tolerate the homeless Silver is the master of the ‘dangerous crutch’ technique Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=978178943103…
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We learn: I had to drive my kid back from college- that’s why I’m late Our hero isn’t going to be much of a pirate if he keeps snitching it’s totally normal to sit inside apple barrels while you eat an apple Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean…
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We learn: I had to drive my kid back from college- that’s why I’m late Our hero isn’t going to be much of a pirate if he keeps snitching it’s totally normal to sit inside apple barrels while you eat an apple Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean…
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We learn: I have to go to a high school play, of all goddamn things Our hero gets his act together Rich people LOVE adventure Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for g…
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We learn: I have to go to a high school play, of all goddamn things Our hero gets his act together Rich people LOVE adventure Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for g…
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We learn: Your dad can die but man, pirates are so exciting that it almost doesn’t matter! I got a cat with a ‘bad back’ Who would have thought that a doctor can master pirates to well Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen a…
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We learn: Your dad can die but man, pirates are so exciting that it almost doesn’t matter! I got a cat with a ‘bad back’ Who would have thought that a doctor can master pirates to well Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen a…
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We learn: World War 3 again? What a relief that the rabbit doesn’t get burned alive This book is about my stuffed Grover- and I’m still waiting for him to be real Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-velveteen-rabbit-margery-williams/48974?ean=9781398809314 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for g…
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We learn: World War 3 again? What a relief that the rabbit doesn’t get burned alive This book is about my stuffed Grover- and I’m still waiting for him to be real Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-velveteen-rabbit-margery-williams/48974?ean=9781398809314 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for g…
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We learn: Sleep is for idiots I got a neighbor who is probably a Q-anon idiot I’m speed reading to try to get done before my idiot dog has to take a crap Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/asleep-in-armageddon-ray-d-bradbury/18347855?ean=9789355891983 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups…
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We learn: Sleep is for idiots I got a neighbor who is probably a Q-anon idiot I’m speed reading to try to get done before my idiot dog has to take a crap Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/asleep-in-armageddon-ray-d-bradbury/18347855?ean=9789355891983 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.…
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We learn: Heathcliff FINALLY DIES After a whole winter in Minnesota without snow - we have a huge storm coming. Ugh. Was there really a time where wealthy shut-ins just wasted away and eventually married a cousin? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Read an article abou…
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We learn: Heathcliff FINALLY DIES After a whole winter in Minnesota without snow - we have a huge storm coming. Ugh. Was there really a time where wealthy shut-ins just wasted away and eventually married a cousin? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Read an article abou…
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We learn: Linton has actually managed to be more of a snot than usual My recording room is really echoey Lockwood is an incel Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Glen Reads Books (to yo…
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We learn: Linton has actually managed to be more of a snot than usual My recording room is really echoey Lockwood is an incel Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contrib…
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We learn: Linton actually, somehow, seems to get MORE annoying My wife is sick and my house is burning hot How awkward is it to abduct someone and planning on keeping them for weeks when they’re ready to give you what you want in the first 5 minutes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ea…
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We learn: Linton actually, somehow, seems to get MORE annoying My wife is sick and my house is burning hot How awkward is it to abduct someone and planning on keeping them for weeks when they’re ready to give you what you want in the first 5 minutes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ea…
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We learn: Cathy is just as much of an entitled turd as her mom There was an actual bird in my basement Linton is at Malfoy levels of getting on my nerves. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere:https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for…
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We learn: Cathy is just as much of an entitled turd as her mom There was an actual bird in my basement Linton is at Malfoy levels of getting on my nerves. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere:https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for…
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