A second helping of what we still aren't sure was a good idea!Chelsea meets up with me (i.e. Jetta) at my office to try five Starbucks "secret menu" offerings: the Captain Crunch, the Cotton Candy Frap, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a Dirty Chai, and a Raspberry Macchiato. We also talk about language barriers in porn and depressing sports documentarie…