Best IceHaus Podcasts (2024)

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Voyenture Time, Swan Song - One Powerful Resonant Clap 43:35

1+ y ago43:35

43:35

Hey everyone, faithful listeners and friends. You've probably suspected this based on our lack of uploads, but we've decided to end the show. We just don't have the time or energy to dedicate to it right now. We were I guess just going to let it fade away without saying anything, but then I remembered I had this very dumb project I was working on w…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 80 - Sea Lion Nog 1:00:41

2y ago1:00:41

1:00:41

Welcome to the only Star Trek: Voyager and Adventure Time podcast that also now features a segment discussing the viscosity of mammal milk. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S04E15 — Hunters Adventure Time S05E52 — Billy's Bucket List Adventure Time S06E01 — Wake Up Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Faceb…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 79 - Did You Arc While You Were Gone 54:40

2y ago54:40

54:40

I know I'm late with it, but Fortnite is such a fun thing to know exists out in the world. Like this entire game exists that has decided there's no franchise or real life person that is too serious or impossible to include in their game. I won't be playing it, we spend far too much time on other pastimes, like this fantastically ridiculous pet proj…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 78 - Neelix the Astrology Girlie 44:42

2y ago44:42

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In the Before Times, back when everyone could chow down without concerns, worries, or troubles, life was pretty good. I mean it's good now, too, it's just different, you know? Yesterday I saw a bird the size of a child and the damn thing spoke to me. I'm just never going to get over that they can do that now. Evolution's a hell of a drug, huh? Firs…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 77 - Manic Pixie Dream Talaxian 1:16:38

2y ago1:16:38

1:16:38

You wake up. You go to [school][work][nowhere][somewhere]. Then you [go][stay] home. You watch a TV show. An alien dies. He comes back to life. All is well. You watch a cartoon. A boy finds a new sword. He finds himself. All is well. The stories are [fiction][true][both]. You think: I am [human][alien][alive]. I will [die][die and come back to life…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 76 - A Single Ear 51:02

2y ago51:02

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Even if you like Final Fantasy, I think we can all agree that last week's notes went off the deep end. Well, I'm nothing if not a trend follower, so this week I'm going to write way too much about my own thing. I was never much of a sports guy. I liked playing them just fine — tennis and soccer all through elementary and high school — but I never r…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 75 - I Have a Microphone Announcement 34:47

2y ago34:47

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Welcome to another delightful episode of Star Trek Voyenture Time, with all of your favorite hosts, Andrew, he's the one who brings the energy, Sarah, she's thoughtful and knows more about Star Trek than the rest of us combined, Nathan, when his equipment is working, and Ben is also here. So lets jump right into it... Ok with the fake show notes do…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 74 - Topher Grace is Not a Real Person 55:33

2y ago55:33

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An impactful goal — but one which still follows our compliance requirements — by necessity will be revolutionary. A new-generation distribution channel can enhance human resource allocations. In order to manage these new contexts, we plan to take a close look at next quarter challenges to understand their opportunity impact. We anticipate easily ta…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 73 - 30 to 50 Feral Abracadaniels 56:31

2y ago56:31

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Every time I have to write the episode notes I consider what Andrew does, how does he write these absurd notes? How does he come up with new and interesting little stories every time? Realistically I need to stop comparing myself to him. I just have a different style, and that is fine. My show notes are more of a small letter to you, dear listener.…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 72 - We Have Star Trek at Home 46:22

2y ago46:22

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Here we are at the zenith, the absolute pinnacle of podcasting. Legally I changed my name to Serial Gimlet McElroy already. It has been two years of posting e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶e̶k̶ most of the weeks and here we are, celebrating seventy two perfect episodes. Not a turd in the bunch, not a flaw in the basket, not a baddo in the box. Thanks…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 71 - Hot Young Tight Plops 39:50

2y ago39:50

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In a turn of events that not even we could have seen, we're behind on episodes again... buuuuut Nate came all the way to Virginia to hang out with me for the first time so that's something right? Right? I sure hope its something. I don't really have another plan for the show notes so I was hoping to kind of just spit something at the keyboard and h…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 70 - Many Minute Rice 43:48

2y ago43:48

43:48

Crazy ol' man's got himself trapped again. Last week it was in the bathroom, this week he's managed to lock himself inside the treehouse! It kind of seems like he wants to hang out with that decrepit old skeleton more than us, doesn't it? I don't know why he always gets himself into fixes like this. I swear to god, if it happens again, I'm just goi…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 69 - Downstairs Bouquet 53:26

2+ y ago53:26

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Has it ever occurred to you how fucking weird Star Trek — and space travel in sci-fi is? You're in a big metal box (or disk, I know, I know, spare me, pedant) full of air and people and food and water flying through literally nothing. Look, the Vacuum of Space isn't quite a vacuum. It's got dust and shit floating in it. Some planets too, I suppose.…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 68 - No Waste from the Borg Paste 1:02:39

2+ y ago1:02:39

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Dang, what can be said that hasn't already been said? Have a whack at this week's episode of this podcast. We talked about things! Then we laughed. Andrew messed up his microphone somehow. Oh, jokes. Good stuff. DAE Neelix bad? Cue groaning. Seven's good. Long conversation there. Adventure Time is funny, except when it's serious! Out of context quo…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 67 - Bear is Bear 58:43

2+ y ago58:43

58:43

Another week, another chance to remember to post the episode on time, and utterly fail. This episode is going to be one of the rare Voyager double features, I think we have more coming up at some point but I can't remember what our schedule on that front looks like. Seven of Nine Was Always Queer: https://www.startrek.com/news/seven-of-nine-was-alw…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 66 - Touch Deck Plating 44:58

2+ y ago44:58

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Once upon a time, there was a simple man. His life was straightforward but not exciting. His favorite thing to do was, after a long day working in the fields, was to gather his family in a circle around the fire and listen to Voyenture Time. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0325 — Worst Case Scenario Adventure Time S05E27 — Jake Suit Adven…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 65 - Klingon Weeb 53:53

2+ y ago53:53

53:53

I'm just a big tub of meat sitting at a keyboard wishing that the other tubs of meat notice me, senpai. I slap at it with my tub tentacles, leaving microscopic bits of myself on it. Later, tiny animals will eat them. But today, right now, I am Keyboard King. Behold me in my tubascularity; look upon my works, ye mighty, and smash that like and subsc…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 64 - No Emotions, Only Memes 48:17

2+ y ago48:17

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poop poop fart haha turning writer's block into some comedy gold no raunchy disney horny chakotay instead wow, big daddy vibes refrigerator another refrigerator refrigerator Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0323 — Distant Origin Adventure Time S05E23 — One Last Job Adventure Time S05E24 — Another Five More Short Graybles Join our Discord: …

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 63 - Bible Mario Fanfic 1:02:34

2+ y ago1:02:34

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They say that the point of any creative endeavor is to make something that you'd like to listen to. Why bother creating something if you're not enjoying it? When we started this podcast, I referenced Seth Godin's idea of aiming for the "minimum viable audience;" the smallest audience possible to sustain your work. Creating something with the larges…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 62 - He's a Horse Animator 56:50

2+ y ago56:50

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From that bio-temporal chamber, and from that sickbay, I fled aghast. The silence was still abroad in all its wrath as I found myself hiding within the treehouse walls. Suddenly there shot along the path a wild light, and I turned to see whence a gleam so unusual could have issued; for the vast house and its shadows were alone behind me. The radian…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 61 - My Miracle Alien Baby 50:26

2+ y ago50:26

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We've done it, Igor! They called us mad at the academy, but we've shown them — we've shown them all! Look at what we've done, look at what we have created! We've beaten God at his own game, resurrected a podcast, brought it back from hiatus! It's beautiful, Igor! Beautiful! Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S0320— Favorite Son Adventure Time…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 60 - Full-On Mohawk Mullet 50:37

2+ y ago50:37

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It's been months since I made show notes. Happy new year I guess? Fingers crossed 2022 is better for everyone! The only detail that I can remember from this episode is that Neelix essentially is a model train guy, which makes a lot of sense. Anyways enjoy and we'll hopefully have another episode soon! Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E19…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 59 - Specifics are for Losers 56:20

2+ y ago56:20

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EP59 It is well-known in Star Trek that if you look like a beloved character but have a goatee, you are an evil version of that character. I propose a superset function, which I am calling the Voyenture Time Unified Rule of Inverted Personalities: Any changes to a character's face are the cause of an inversion in their personality. Good becomes evi…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 58 - Chakotwerk 45:38

2+ y ago45:38

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How can one really know themselves? Some might journal and reflect on who they are and what they believe. Others write fan-fic, putting reflections of themselves in the characters they write. Some even join a ex-Borg hive mind and really get comfy with themselves. My personal preference is taping a bunch of chainsaws to my limbs and protecting trea…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 57 - Mission Oppomplished 1:06:04

3y ago1:06:04

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EP57 I just want dana snyder to narrate my mom doing brain surgery on me send tweet. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E16 — Blood Fever Adventure Time S05E09 — All Your Fault Adventure Time S05010 — Little Dude Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VoyentureTime/ Twitter…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 56 - Ear Rocks 54:37

3y ago54:37

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CPR facts: https://cpr.heart.org/en/resources/history-of-cpr Ear facts: https://audiologicalservices.net/audiology-news-lufkin-tx/5-amazing-facts-about-ears Hamster facts: https://www.petco.com/content/petco/PetcoStore/en_US/pet-services/resource-center/new-pet/25-fun-facts-about-hamsters.html Covered in this episode, kind of: Star Trek Voyager S3,…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 55 - A Lot of Some 1:13:20

3y ago1:13:20

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They're squirming in your pocket, begging to be free. Every time you stick your hand in there, you feel them grab on, trying to ride your fingers to freedom. You know without needing to see that it's your sister holding on to your index, and horribly, yourself clinging to your pinky. This is close to human contact as you get these days. What does i…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 54 - Problem Creator 46:08

3y ago46:08

46:08

Look I just realized we never decided on show notes today because Nate and Andrew went and hid in the woods to avoid their singular job for the show (not actually singular, they have many jobs) and I neeeeeeded to upload this ASAP so this is what you get. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E13 — Fair Trade Adventure Time S05E03 — Five More…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 53 - Today Ethan Phillips Ate a Doughnut For Breakfast 49:43

3y ago49:43

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CONSIDERED: The power of a nose to change a face. Yes, we all know that noses are important facial landmarks. I don't think anyone is here today to argue against that. The way I see it, it's not enough to just cram a nose between someone's eyes and call it a day. You really think that truly communicates that person's personality? Their inner being?…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 52 - Retroshadowing 51:57

3y ago51:57

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Just have a baby with me! It'll have a nose and everything, I promise. We can get a dog that will bark and frolic and play, and I'll even teach the baby how to play my flute. It'll cost us an arm! We get to keep the leg — that's like a 50% discount! Okay, yes, I may have someone else I TECHNICALLY promised I'd have a baby with. And yes, I mean, thi…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 51 - Regular Human With a Nose Up There 49:06

3y ago49:06

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Where do you place Michael B. Jordan's feet on a rank of Neelix to Lola Bunny? Please let us know. Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S03E10 — Warlord Adventure Time S04E23 — The Hard Easy Adventure Time S04E24 — Reign of Gunthers Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz Follow us if you dare: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Voyentu…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 50 - He Can Sit Near a Toilet 1:02:42

3y ago1:02:42

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Everything is cloudy and dark, even though my eyes are open. I can see the light ahead of me but I can't seem to get any closer. I taste blue. I feel the heat. Perchance, I dream. Time has no meaning here. Things from the past mix with things from the future. I lose track of who gave me what, why, when. I take a step, the light just out of reach. T…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 49 - Chevy is the Shakespeare of Cars 54:14

3y ago54:14

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Today we bring you an Andrew-less episode. It was weird, but still good. I miss Andrew, one day he shall return to us... What's that you say? He'll return next week? Fantastic! I can't wait to get that patented Podcast Energy (TM) that he provides! Fingers crossed that the amount of pure FORCE he will be bringing won't absolutely destroy us. You we…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 48 - 5God 47:21

3y ago47:21

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You remember those days when you would go to a department store with your mom and go explore and hide in the circular display of clothes and pretend that you are in a cool hideout cave but then you realize that your mom has continued shopping and you have lost sight of her and then you, in a panic, explore the store looking for her and then you run…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 47 - Every Penny is a Phylactery 55:53

3y ago55:53

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This is a set of show notes. It tells you about the episode that we recorded. I hope you've been enjoying our friends as guest Andrew. We've been having fun and I hope you have been too. As your guest show notes writer who only does it once in a blue moon I remember how hard it is to do this. Thank god it's not my normal job. I have no more creativ…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 46 - Space Arizona 42:46

3y ago42:46

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Greed, Greed, I know your name. The Rules of Acquisition is the Ferengi game. Come one and all to your benevolent lords, and see them take all for the sake of their hordes. The songs all say they will be taken away, up to the sky on some fateful day. They will eventually lose the game they did rig, When Voyager comes down and floops the pig. -- Tha…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 45 - Ducks are Why I Decided to Go to Space 42:18

3y ago42:18

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Hi. This is Nathan. Andrew went off and had a baby. So there is a new Andrew in town. We will have a rotating Andrew for the next few episodes. -- This week is full of double doctor, duck discussion, disregard for dominion, and dare I say it: a dramatic duping of demonstrably divisive and dangerous dummies daring to damage the ship who is deliverin…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 44 - I Love Lizard People 47:01

3y ago47:01

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In the deepest, darkest part of your soul, there are two creatures locked in an endless struggle. One wants to build, to control the world around it, to focus on its visio-spatial skills. The other wants to mimic, to become something more. To learn the ways of heroism and bring back a great evil to the world. We call the first of these creatures Mi…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 43 - Lick My Cinnamon Bun 50:50

3y ago50:50

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Hello Everyone, Ben here, I'm writing the show notes today. Uh oh, there's a g-g-g-ghost in my mic! It's taking control and doing some Scooby-Doo treachery to scare me away from the podcast farm! Oh, it was just old-man Discord doing weird things to it. Sorry for the audio weirdness in the first half-ish of the episode, we figured it out and it sho…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 42 - Her Dahhd 34:34

3y ago34:34

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 41 - Harry From the Other Side 48:50

3y ago48:50

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Alternate titles, as identified by Sarah: - Classic Cullah - Hold Me Closer Giant Doctor - A Planet of Neelixes - Fuck Acreage - Apple Pie Based Economy - Elephant Pie Magic - Andrew Realizes What’s Happening in This Podcast - Duck Peckers - Notorious Duck Pecker - “You Gotta Just Go With Duck Peckers at This Point” Covered this episode: Star Trek:…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 40 - Luigi Chakotay 59:18

3y ago59:18

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The ship is going down and the moon is coming up (and long ago someone left with my firefighting power armor), so it's just going to be the two of us here in the Grocery Kingdom in our fancy RV. Don't worry though, I pretended to pee in the outdoor tub by pouring a glass of water into it while watching myself in the mirror. Hey, if you can think of…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 39 - Muptown Funk 46:17

3y ago46:17

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It's always black outside my window. Growing up I was used to it being dark, but ever since I've been here, it's been black. Endlessly, always black. They give us shades for our windows. I asked someone at Starfleet why once, and she told me that they found better mental health outcomes for crewmembers with shades for missions longer than six month…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 38 - Andrew's Millipede Sanctuary 58:28

3y ago58:28

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MILLIPEDE CARES NOT FOR YOUR EARTHLY DILEMMAS MILLIPEDE KNOWS ALL MILLIPEDE SEES ALL MILLIPEDE HEEDS NOT YOUR PETTY GRAVITY, YOUR "LAWS" OF PHYSICS THE WALL IS MILLIPEDE DOMAIN WHILST YOU TOIL AND TORMENT ON THE GROUND, BOUND BY FORCES YOU CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE, MILLIPEDE IS FREE MILLIPEDE KNOWS THE DARK, THE DANK, THE UNDERGROUND YOU ARE A VISITOR …

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 37 - Dogicorns 42:16

3+ y ago42:16

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Here's the thing you need to know about me. If you're going to chill with me, if you're going to be the kind of person who can call me up and have a hang, you know, a pal, a fella, you need to understand something about me. I may look like a regular kind of guy who chills and closets and plays balloons (and who doesn't love how a balloon sounds whe…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 36 - Babies Training Babies 57:25

3+ y ago57:25

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What makes us who we are? Is it the cells that our bodies are composed of? The ice magic that runs through our veins? What determines who we become? Is it the drive to convince yourself that of the duplicates, you were the prime and the vented version of you was the copy? Is it the magic crown dug up from the dig site that drives us mad? Today we d…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 35 - Public Access Neelix 1:00:19

3+ y ago1:00:19

1:00:19

Do you think that Neelix respects people's privacy for his show? I don't. I bet he's doing some TMZ shit there, where he follows people into their quarters to get the "scoop". Absolutely airing everyone's secrets that they told him in confidence with bad "pseudonyms" that hide no one's identity, like Pom Taris, and Te'lanna Borres. Creating absolut…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 34 - Refurbished Brain 56:44

3+ y ago56:44

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I need your brain inside of me, I need to stop my rot, I need to kiss you in my car, I need you in my holoprojector. You tell me that you love me so, You tell me that you care, But when I need you (brother), Jake, you're acting weird. Sitting on Mars, In a vintage car, Looking at a space station, In the Holodeck. Planning your own birthday, Then pl…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 33 - Microfinger 50:25

3+ y ago50:25

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You awake. It is cold, and your bed is wet. Something is not right in the house. You look out the window and find the sun is still below the horizon. Your stomach growls. You reflect on this: breakfast will be soon, but can you wait that long? You doubt it. You need a plan. You stretch, your body lengthening effortlessly until you can reach the oth…

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Voyenture Time, Ep. 32 - Khristmas with a K 45:47

3+ y ago45:47

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It is all coming together folks. This week we uncover the conspiracy of the Christmas Royalty cinematic universe. If they watched The Christmas Prince in the movie The Christmas Switch, and then later the couple from The Christmas Prince show up to their wedding, then The Christmas Prince must have been a documentary! The loving scamp of a Santa ti…

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