A hilariously filthy Starburns Audio podcast where your favorite BFF comedians Jessica Michelle Singleton & Nicole Aimée Schreiber lose their #Nerdginity to all the $#!+ you love! This season we have graduated from Hogwarts and will be getting down and dirty studying archaeology with Indiana Jones before diving p*ssy first into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Get access to exclusive bonus content like live episodes, Q+As, and merchandise by subscribing to our Patreon at Patreon.com/TwoFilthyNerds
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It's the final Phase 3 film and the girls are trying to untangle a web of disappointment. Can anyone take Jake Gyllenhaal serious in this role? Even though this movie was mostly trash, they still had some fun with it. They end with a season 3 recap and announce Phase 4 will be exclusively on Patreon, so come on over. Subscribe to PATREON! for PHASE…
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Death, destruction, and gratuitous cameos. This movie is just comic book porn. If you found Hawkeye 's random killing spree after his family was snapped away relatable, please see a therapist IMMEDIATELY. SAN FRANCISCO!! Come see us do stand up LIVE TONIGHT December 1st at Cobb's Comedy Club!! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, bo…
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Today we're talking about THE BADDEST BITCH in the Marvel Universe!!!! Nicole & JMS are losing their shit (both figuratively and literally, as usual) over Captain Marvel! SAN FRANCISCO!! Come see us do stand up LIVE on December 1st at Cobb's Comedy Club!! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe …
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Ant-Man is BACK, BABY!! JMS is going to make an Infinity Gauntlet out of stones created from the ashes of all the dead people she loves. And both ladies want to be f*cked to death by Bobby Cannavale. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two …
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The wait is over! Nicole reveals herself as one of those "Thanos had a point" people and that she's using the internet as a doctor--AGAIN. Is COVID a real life *snap*? And why are so many people posting pictures of their poop on Reddit!? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to …
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Running Our Filthy Mouths: Exhaustion and Personal Development...Kind of?
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This was supposed to be a recording about Infinity Wars but Nicole & JMS were so loopy that it just became a chat like the good ol' early days of the show. Enjoy this deep discussion and get excited for more Phase 3 to come very soon! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see…
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HEADS UP: Audio quality on this and the next episode is a little rough. We're working on it for the remaining episodes. It's the best Thor movie in the entire Marvel franchise and we meet the ultimate feminist hero, Hela. JMS wants Thor to hit her with his big black hammer and Nicole wants have her Heimdall popped. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusi…
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HEADS UP: Audio quality on this episode is a little rough. We're working on improving for the remaining episodes. OH FUCK YEAH! BLACK PANTHER IS HERE!!!! Drink every time Nicole reminds you she was pre-med. The ladies talk about white noise which is what this podcast is probably classified as at this point. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live …
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SPIDER-MAN IS HERE!!!! We're all ready for Tom Holland to web all over our faces! We both pick superhero names and guess which one of us has abilities involving their butthole? All this AND Michael Keaton!!?? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Fo…
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Does Nicole have swiss cheese brain and is JMS literally the only person the D.A.R.E. program worked for? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and updates! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! -…
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MCU: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Featuring Danny Jolles)
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We're back out in the cosmos with Chris Pratt's ass and a planet that has literally fucked it's way across the universe. JMS is Mountain Dew Buddha while Nicole is looking for some sodom to our Gomora. Our hilarious friend Danny Jolles (Crazy Ex Girlfriend) joins us to talk about how amazing this film is. This was a fun one! Watch Danny's comedy sp…
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SORRY FOR THE AUDIO SNAFU! Here's the correct version of the episode where JMS exposes Nicole to the Last Frontier. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and updates! Join the Facebook group! NER…
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Doctor Strange or Daddy Time. Whatever you call him, all we know is that he and his cloak can get it. Take us to Cum-er-taj!!! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and updates! Join the Facebook…
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We're so f*cking sick of people pretending that ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs is on the table for everyone. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy memes and updates! Join the Facebook group! NER…
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Phase 3 officially begins and the nerds are wetter than Aquaman... oops wrong comic book universe. We kick off this phase with Captain America: Civil War aka dump all the toys out of the toy box and let them beat the sh!t out of each other. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube …
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Double Ducked: Howard the Duck / Exposing Ourselves - Duck D!ck
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Phase 3 is almost here! But first, a double episode as we rip on Howard the Duck AND JMS Exposes Nicole to duck d!ck. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Sta…
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Trigger warning: We're pretty triggered by triggers. We're getting into "Before/After" shape and -TRIGGER WARNING- we're not sorry about it. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go o…
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We loved, we laughed, we gaurded the galaxy, we had to sit through another Thor misfire, and we are hot and ready for MCU Phase 3. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the …
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Nicole exposes JMS to a hot, steamy, load of liquid magma... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, pleas…
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The Nerds want Paul Rudd to crawl inside their p***ies and explode them from the inside. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith …
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Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Bill Cosby! (A nice easy topic for a change!) Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who p…
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The Avengers assemble for the second time in the MCU... which makes this our second favorite Avengers movie. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Au…
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JMS exposes Nicole to lots of hot juicy wieners... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider…
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Spoiler Alert: This is our favorite MCU movie so far! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consi…
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Running Our Filthy Mouths - Sex Positivity
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Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about "sex positivity..." AKA... being a man Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed th…
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MCU - Captain America: The Winter Soldier
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Captain America is back and Hydra has penetrated S.H.I.E.L.D. deeper than (insert filthy joke here...) Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CE…
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Nicole exposes JMS to the bubonic plague... hehehehehe we said "boob"... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this …
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When Thor cums, does lighting strike your p*ssy? We'll discuss this and basically anything other than this god-awful movie. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family …
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Running Our Filthy Mouths: School of Thought
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We are "Running Our Filthy (Opinionated) Mouths" about our opinions on schools asking you about your opinions. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns …
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Iron Man is back and we get hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow's goopy pepper pot. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed th…
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JMS exposes Nicole to a brief history of South Africa... where she may have exposed herself to a few South Africans as well... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the fami…
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Surely JMS has seen "Airplane!" ... She HASN'T seen "Airplane!" ... and don't call her Shirley. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason…
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We're trying to rack up our airline miles before we get to our episode on "Airplane!" Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who…
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Sit back, grab some schwarma, and enjoy part two The Avengers! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, ple…
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Nicole recalls a childhood run in with Thor and his hammer as we assemble all of our MCU Phase-1 heroes together for the first time. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to th…
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Before there was Iron Man, there was Captain America's perfect ass and serum enhanced super dong. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jas…
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Its Nicole's time to shine as she fills JMS in on the origins of WWII before we get into Captain America. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio…
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The God of Thunder has arrived and we cannot wait for him to hammer us both... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed…
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Running Our Filthy Mouths: Space (No Humans Allowed)
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Is there life on other planets? Would they want to sit at the same table as us? Do we care? Are we getting anxiety just thinking about how awful humanity is? Answers to these exciting questions and more within! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! …
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Tony Stark heroically saves Mickey Rourke's face from melting as we get a larger look at the expanding Marvel Universe... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of…
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Hide your Cabbage Patch Kids, we're "Exposing Ourselves" to the 80's. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this Mar…
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HULK CAST! We're onto the second film of our Stark Industries internship: The Incredible Hulk (2008) starring Ed Norton's shirtless body and also the rest of Ed Norton. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Ava…
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Watch out, this season the Nerds are "Exposing Themselves" to all the different realms of nerddom. Today JMS is exposing Nicole to: Meditation! (Which will come in handy when we Hulk out next episode.) Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the …
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The Nerds begin their internship at Stark Industries. Their assignment is to sit in the break room and watch all the MCU movies in order of release. Beginning with: IRON MAN Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! …
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Its time for everyone's favorite topic: Guns! Guns have more rights than women, so we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about them while we still can, Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hear…
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Heeyyy Youuuuu Nerrrrrrds! JMS is losing her Goonies nerdginity and Nicole is on the hunt for "Booty Traps" We're taking the a little vacay to the Goondocks before we start our internship at Stark Industries next week. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and…
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Running Our Filthy Mouths: Hustling/Workaholism
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This week on Running Our Filthy Mouths - JMS: Hustler Extraordinaire OR Clinical Workaholic? You be the judge... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburn…
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We say goodbye to Dr. Jones, graduate from the Marshall College School of Archeology, and prepare for our interneship at Stark Industries Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out …
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Running Our Filthy Mouths: Everybody Poops
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Its Two... Filthy... Turds! And we're Running Our Filthy Mouths about our favorite subject: Poop! We love it, everyone does it, and we have some super secret tips for all your poop emergencies. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook…
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Running Our Filthy Mouths: "Suck D!ck, Eat Queso"
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There are a lot of things people in L.A. and Austin will never agree on, But everyone can agree that new motto for America should be: "Suck Dick, Eat Queso!" We're Running Our Filthy Mouths on Austin vs L.A. - the BBQ, the masks, and the sweet sweet queso. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe…
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