Best Jason Leger & Shauncey Fury Podcasts (2024)

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God Damns Job like a Mother Fucker 59:12

10h ago59:12

59:12

It's our 50th episode, and we want to wish a Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate! Speaking of mom's, everyone knows the only way to truly know if a person is loyal to you is to completely eradicate of all forms of happiness that they have experienced. You're going to want them sitting in a pile of ash, and screaming their lamentations out loud …

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God Hands Job Blows From The Devil 55:53

16d ago55:53

55:53

Welcome back to Sunday school kids. Sister Wilburn is still out with the flu, so Brother Jason is gonna tell you little fuckers all about the legend of Job. Hope you've got your loins girded, because we're about to shiver your timbers, and test your faith. Say your prayers little Job, don't forget my son to include everyone, I'll bet your wife, and…

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The Japanese Jesus, and Mark's Little Secret 1:10:14

1M ago1:10:14

1:10:14

In this episode, we'll explore the Great Mysteries surrounding the (love) life and (elderly) death of everyone's favorite Son of G.O.D., I'm taking about ol' J to the C. Yeah, you know He! What you might not know is that He was keepin' it on the down low, bein' bad at the pad, wearing nothing but linen, 'bout to do some sinnin'. "Jesus, where are y…

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Easter Bound and Down feat. Blake Jones 51:20

1M ago51:20

51:20

Look, just because a bunch of dudes in chest armor and cheerleader skirts nailed you to a tree on Friday, doesn't mean you can't still get up with your boys on Sunday! Roll that boulder, and grab a rolling rock with your Peter, and start building that church on the rock! Speaking of rock, we're joined for this quiz show episode by Blake Jones who i…

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The "Potiphar" at the End of the Rainbow 1:09:50

2M ago1:09:50

1:09:50

In the Season 4 Premiere of Heretics' Social Club, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who celebrate the colonial erasure of the indigenous Irish druids who once inhabited the Emerald Isle. Yet another "Hallmark Holiday" created by the folks who want Earth devoid of any cultural ceremony that doesn't celebrate the imaginary friendship between …

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Enthusiastically Stupid: Unclean Adult = Fun Teen Cult? 1:29:16

3M ago1:29:16

1:29:16

Hey, before we start this SEASON FINALE, let me ask you all a question. Y'all ever wish you were part of a gang of unruly youfs roaming the streets smoking lots of cigarettes while doing fun felonies like graffiti, and petty theft? Consider Enthusiastic Sobriety. It's a new super fun cool way to stay off drugs by engaging in various forms of drug r…

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Was Jesus Hung like a Carpenter or More Like a God? 1:03:33

3M ago1:03:33

1:03:33

This week we investigate the final section of John's Gospel wherein the Christ is Crucified for OUR SINS! That's right, we did this, and it's all our fault. God knew that one day we'd all be little heathens, so he sent himself to die for us to protect us from himself! Now let's go masturbate in the shower with half a bottle of nice shampoo like we …

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Agnostic Gnosticism w/ a side of Gnocchi & Ganache 1:18:06

4M ago1:18:06

1:18:06

This week we start off the meal with a little bit of Four Loko lore, crack open some whippets, then we'll have to pry Jesus off the couch to go dig up ol' Lazarus who everyone though had wayyyyy too many drinks, but turned out to just be dead. Oopsie! (Quick parenthetical to say that it's good to put information that offers context but doesn't nece…

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What's this I hear about John with 3-6 teens on an island? 1:09:48

4M ago1:09:48

1:09:48

Ope, that's my bad. I got Epstein island mixed up with Patmos. Anyway, we're back in the Gospel of John to make a few revelations about what Jesus was up to when he was out slinging red words for y'all to ignore. There's a bit where someone is trying to get stoned, but Jesus keeps drawing lines in the sand or something or another. I zone out a lot …

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Do You Fear What I Fear? The Christmas Eve Caroling Callout Episode 54:42

5M ago54:42

54:42

Ho Ho Ho Heretics, Welcome back to the Club! Hope you're having a Social time with your religious family this Holiday season, and that they aren't driving you insane. If they are, take a second out of the chaos to pop in your new airbud pros, and give the ol' HSC a visit. We'll regale you with tales of failing health, while filling you in on the sk…

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John the...Gospelator?!? 1:02:56

5M ago1:02:56

1:02:56

You know The Baptist, The Evangel, The Apostle, The Revelator, Who wrote John 1, and John 2 and John 3 & Revelations? but do you recall... the most famous John book of all? Johnny the Gospelator, had some really whiny prose and if you ever read it you would probably say it blows. All of the other gospels Told it in synoptic ways. They never let poo…

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The Thanksgiving is Short for "The Tom Hanks Giving CPR to a Waterlogged Volleyball" Episode 1:19:49

6M ago1:19:49

1:19:49

The Ghost of Thanksgiving Past, The Ghost of Thanksgiving Present, & The Ghost of Native American Remembrance Day Future Walk Into a Bar... Wait, that's not how it goes. I think the turkey, and the pilgrim were already in the bar??? Oh wait! Is this where the show Cheers comes from because it's in Massachusetts? I bet so. As it turns out, real-life…

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The Third Coming of Saint Lucas the Southern Oracle 1:39:00

6M ago1:39:00

1:39:00

We're so fortunate to have everyone's favorite fortunate son back in the mix for our third look at the silliness encapsulated by the book of Luke. We've been chugging along through the gospels, and this book is done for....now. Who knows when we'll tip toe back into the book of Luke, but I do wish Luke would come talk with us more. We even talked a…

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(Satanic) Panic at the Booksto' feat. Chloe Fury 1:37:39

7M ago1:37:39

1:37:39

Well Ghouls and Ghosts, It's our Halloween episode, which means that once again we have been revisited by the spirit of Halloween herself: OL' CHLOE FURY! That's right folks! Shauncey's wife is sitting in, so you know he'll be on his best behavior. The gang goes SCARE-o-ling, (That's when you go out with friends singing halloween songs on doorsteps…

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Luke, Who's Cumming 2 Talk feat., Lucas Fury! 1:08:14

7M ago1:08:14

1:08:14

If our last episode left you with a "feat." fetish, fear not! Mr. Lucas Fury is back to help us Sunday School up you heathens. Shauncey starts with a quick weekend confession booth, Jason jazzes up a few bible stories by peppering in some curse words, and there's even an old-school sing-a-long. We do our best to entertain, and delight while making …

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The Gospel of St. Luke The Southern Oracle A.K.A. S.Lu.T.S.O. A.K.A. Lucas Fury 1:03:27

8M ago1:03:27

1:03:27

We're chugging along in the gospels, so we brought along our friend St. Luke the Southern Oracle to regale us with a tale of how he came to be the one who got his name inside the big book! Speaking of chugging, he also brought along a few delicious Himosas (Recipe: One part Vodka, one part OJ, one part The Lord) and we all got sloshed in the spirit…

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The Unhealthy Wealthy that Taught a Thought 1:35:11

8M ago1:35:11

1:35:11

Howdy Heretic! This week we're diving into Scrooge McDuck's vault of coins, and going swimming with prosperity preachers! We're talking yachts, private jets, limousines, champagne, caviar, and 40,000 sq ft homes, but not a lick of room for you! No, these blessings are reserved for the people who sit at the top of the pyramid. Let's talk about the m…

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Merky Mark & The Funky Bunch of Nonsense 1:05:28

9M ago1:05:28

1:05:28

Welcome back to the second week of Mark. In this episode we talk about Jesus' bad habits like being all hush hush about PUBLIC miracles, and ghosting his family for strangers he just met. We'll also discuss Hip Hop in perhaps the most suburbanite way that hip hop has ever been discussed. At the end of the episode, in honor of Mark, we're stripping …

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Mark My Words!!... Well, actually Matthew's Words... 57:19

9M ago57:19

57:19

This week we're spreading the proverbial buttcheeks of the Gospel of Mark to see what goes on behind the scenes of writing a gospel. First of all it helps to have someone you can plagiarize like Oh I don't know, could it be... MATTHEW?!? We're on to you fellas, and your copy and paste scam. It's a good thing ChatGPT didn't exist in bible times, or …

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Moroni the Messenger Meets A Mormon with a Mullet in Missouri 1:09:55

9M ago1:09:55

1:09:55

MMMMMM lawd, Jason done went & found some church related true crime, and we'll be damned if we're not gonna talk all about it. (Let's be honest, we'll be damned anyway.) In this episode we discuss Jeffrey Lundgren, at least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, this Jeffrey he preferred to use shit as lube. Dude! Speaking of terrible thi…

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The Parables of the Pair of Bulls 1:07:11

10M ago1:07:11

1:07:11

Hey there you Horny Stud! Are you looking for a partner to rope you in, and corral your wildest desires? Well, saddle up, and steer yourself over here, because these boys love a good hump, they're raring to buck your brains out at a medium pace, and they won't stop until you've been well done! (Just gonna read this note Jason has passed me) and now…

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Mount or Be Mounted! 1:17:05

11M ago1:17:05

1:17:05

And we're not talking about my grandfather's taxidermy collection. No way, Josiah. Today we're talking about most progressive Christian Porn title of all time, "The Sir/Ma'am on the Mount!" A timeless classic by any standard! (Just give me a second while I read this note from Jason that apparently can't wait until I finish my captioning.) Ah. Okay.…

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Meek and Ye Shall Find 1:02:22

11M ago1:02:22

1:02:22

We're back in the Nü Testament this meek, I mean week, and it looks like we're going over the Beatitudes. Blessed are the ones who are in need of blessing, for they shall be blessed. Oh, but not on Earth. No they have to suffer through a whole life on Earth first, and then if they've been meek enough, then they can go to heaven, and have a nice aft…

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The Gospel of Ya-Ya 1:03:07

12M ago1:03:07

1:03:07

Yaya? What the shit is this? Are we talking about shrimp & grits today? No. We're talking about JTB! What's JTB you ask? Is it the hottest nü K-pop group? A rad new kind of dirtbike? Jimmy the Boat? Well...no. It's John the Baptist. Some people don't know that John the Baptist was actually the Samwise Gamgee of the Bible, and that Jesus was actuall…

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A Nü Testament Appears 48:42

12M ago48:42

48:42

That's right y'all! We're skipping our way into the past by skipping ahead to the Fred Durst of the Bible: THE NÜ TESTAMENT! What's that? it's spelled "new"? Well the joke doesn't work with that spelling. I'm leaving it. Speaking of leaving it, if you're tired of the rigamarole of the Church, Won't you join us, friend?…

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Religion! The Original Opioid of the Masses! Now available Over The Counter! Drugs! 59:02

1y ago59:02

59:02

Hey Kid! Yeah you! You look like a cool kid. Are you a cool kid? Don't you wanna be one of the cool kids? Come on kid, don't you want to live forever. The first hit is always free. Yeah, come on. Just try it. I promise it won't hurt you. Give Jesus a chance! You won't regret it. We just need 10% of your income, and we signed you up for the potluck …

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If You're Gonna Take A Deuteronomy, At Least Buy Me Dinner First! 58:15

1y ago58:15

58:15

Well, it happened. We finally got to the end of the ol' Pentateuch. Moses has moseyed on to Mount Nebo, where he shall forever more rest in eternal slumber just shy of the promised land, but with a good view of all the genocide to come. What have we learned from Moses during our time? Let's see... basically you can live your whole life in selfless …

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More Passion for the Thrashin': The Easter Episode 2:02:32

1y ago2:02:32

2:02:32

Here comes Jesus Done-been-flailed, hobbling down the Via-De-La-Rosa-trail. That's right folks, It's THE EASTER EPISODE, or as I like to call it, HE IS RESIN! That's no typo! Oh no! Let he who is without probation be the first one stoned! This week the fellas get all stogna bologna like Post Malogna on the phogna, and transfix themselves upon Mel "…

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Numbers Gets Dumber 2 feat. Dan 1:02:40

1y ago1:02:40

1:02:40

Howdy sinners! We're still exploring the desert with Moseying Moses, and the Funky Bunch. This week we talk about Joshua, Caleb, & the promised land of Canaan (currently inhabited by filthy indigenous squatters. Ugh.) Jason proposes a new villain in the story of the Bible, and Shauncey hardens the studio audiences hearts to show them the error of t…

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Numbers: 40 Years in the Desert with a Swamp Booger 48:04

1y ago48:04

48:04

Well, wouldn't you know it? We're back, and this time we're talking about Numbers! That's right. 1, 2, 3, etc! We're going to count so high... What's that? We're not going to actually talk about Numbers while we talk about the book of Numbers? The Book of Numbers is mostly words you say? Well hell. This couldn't be all that fun, huh? WRONG! We both…

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Live Laugh Leviticus 1:05:01

1y ago1:05:01

1:05:01

Did y'all know that God set a pretty strict standard of living for the Levitical priests at one time? Yeah. It wasn't always just do whatever you want, and God will still love you. For awhile there, they were chopping folks heads off for forgetting to salt the steak. God damn. I'm talking literally, God...Damn... Phew. Anyway, we may have also unco…

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Saint Misbehavin' Part 1 1:03:54

1+ y ago1:03:54

1:03:54

The first of many episodes where we shift our focus away from the words of the B-I-B-L-E, and onto those chosen few who find themselves considered Saints in the world of Catholicism (and other forms of holiness). We use our machetes of truth & humor to hack away at the overgrown vines of religion that have blanketed our society. Also, if you pay at…

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God Plays A Trick On The Gang, and Makes Them Eat Bug Shit 51:19

1+ y ago51:19

51:19

So we find our heroes stomping around in the desert trying to find a way home, when Moses disappears into the hills tripping balls during a thunderstorm. So the kids get all bored, and decide to throw the first Burning Man Fest! They make a dope cow statue out of all their own jewelry, and get some music going. Then here comes the ol' Party-Pooper-…

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The One Where Moses Leads the Gang to the Desert for a Swim 55:21

1+ y ago55:21

55:21

Season 2 opens to find that Moses & them didn't really want to get them ol' Philistines all riled up, so they took a shortcut directly through the Red Sea. Of course Pharaoh's dumbass followed them right in, and let me just say that it's really too bad that Pharaoh brought Herb & the boys instead of 600 of his best amphibious hovercrafts. Not even …

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The War on Christmas is Worth Fighting 55:29

1+ y ago55:29

55:29

Well folks, it's been a helluva year. We've been yammering away on this bad boy for 16 episodes now, and we couldn't have done it without you. Well, we could have, and we did, but we probably wouldn't have kept doing it at least some of you hadn't listened, so thank you for that. This here will be our last episode of the year, but we'll be back nex…

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'The Ace of Plagues' by Moses' head or 'Owner of a Hardened Heart' by Yes (No...Maybe...I Don't Know) 1:17:32

1+ y ago1:17:32

1:17:32

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's when you go try to do the thing God has told you to do, but when you get there, God has secretly replaced the compassionate heart of Pharaoh with a second, hardened heart thus making the task given to you impossible. Sometimes that there God fella works in ways that are so mysterious that even he has no idea…

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Moses Walked Like an Egyptian, and Then Murdered One! 57:40

1+ y ago57:40

57:40

Moses has lived a life of privilege thus far having been discarded by his mother, then adopted by the daughter of the Pharaoh, and then given back to the same mother who tried to dump him off down the Nile in a cum-soaked basket. No wonder this guy starts murdering people. There's no telling how fucked up this guy is. We better put him in charge of…

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The One Where Jason Tries to Make Exodussy a Thing 57:45

1+ y ago57:45

57:45

Okay, I know you're all excited about being out of Genesis, but I'm going to ask that you refrain from letting your people go just yet. In this episode we explore the intricacies of the biblical saga through the art of masturbation jokes. We plant the seed of the story of the Moses in a basket of Papyrus (a podcast not the font) and set it adrift o…

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Getting Gaelic with Ol' Samhain on Halloween Eve with Chloe Fury 1:11:10

1+ y ago1:11:10

1:11:10

Happy Helloween Sinners! We missed y'all so much that we wanted to put out an episode specifically dedicated to the christian* holiday of Halloween; A celebration that was stolen from Pagan customs to try to align the secular celebrations with new religious observations, thus eradicating indigenous practices, and supplanting them with new nonsense.…

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Big Ginger sent Heel Grabber on the Hunt for some Handmade's Tail 46:19

1+ y ago46:19

46:19

Ah hell, we're just trying to get out of Genesis, and wouldn't you know ol' Zack & Becky's boys are at it again. Jacob done got into the birthrights while Esau was starving, and Esau being a ginger and all, let his uncontrollable rage escape him. Meanwhile Jacob done run off to the land of Labia to have about 5011 children with everyone, and their …

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I Enjoyed the Sodomy, but the Gomorrah left a Bad Taste in my Mouth 53:13

1+ y ago53:13

53:13

Holy shit! It's our TENTH EPISODE! We're celebrating with the longest intro in our history. lol (Not as long as Genesis though, good lord. how long is this book? What have we signed on for here? Skip 10 minutes in to miss all the good stuff) We kick it off with an impromptu Furnace Fest review, and a bit of the old "Love Thy Neighbor" THEN THE INTR…

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Pope Quiz Haughty Shiite! 57:51

1+ y ago57:51

57:51

While Shauncey is off at Furnace Fest, let's check in, and see where we're at with our beliefs. You can play along at home, and record your own answers. https://www.beliefnet.com/entertainment/quizzes/beliefomatic.aspx Let us know how you scored! Won't you join us, friend?By Jason Leger & Shauncey Fury

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Father Abraham Had Many Sins 38:51

1+ y ago38:51

38:51

Did y'all know that the father of the big three religions got to raw dawg his wife's personal assistant because they wanted a kid so bad? we found that out in this episode. Won't you join us, friend?By Jason Leger & Shauncey Fury

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Noah's Archaic Sense of Dimension 53:46

1+ y ago53:46

53:46

I used to defend the idea of creationism by refuting the claim that all life came from 2 original humans by reminding people that just because God created Adam & Eve doesn't mean he didn't also create other people. Cain himself found a wife in the land of Nod. Adam is only special because he is the direct dirt/spit monkey human that God later track…

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The Warden of Eden 48:22

2y ago48:22

48:22

Let's be honest. It's not really paradise if you're programmed to eat fruit, then you eat some fruit because a snake told you to, and then you have to leave paradise. That sounds more like you're being pushed into an unavoidable scenario by a guy who made you to do what you do, and then got mad at you because you did what you were programmed to do.…

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Nude Beginnings 45:29

2y ago45:29

45:29

In the beginning was God, or so they say in the pentateuch, or the Torah if you're savvy. Let's take a little stroll down the story of creation from the eyes of someone who doesn't know anything about starting a universe from scratch. Listen, I'm no civil engineer, but I don't know who the hell approved this plan. This guy needs a fucking project m…

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Blasphemy 2: Electric Boogiedude 1:04:04

2y ago1:04:04

1:04:04

Oh my god, y'all. Listen. Making fun of the Holy Ghost is by far the most unforgiveable sin. Pedophiles, Rapists, Serial Killer? Prosperity Pastors? Get right the fuck in heaven you sons of bitches. We all make mistakes. But ooohhhh God forbid you talk shit about the fartiest part of the trinity. What the fuck are we even doing here guys? Won't you…

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The Lust Temptation of Jesus Christ 1:02:30

2y ago1:02:30

1:02:30

Oh lord! We found Jesus' tinder profile, and I gotta tell you, this guy was well hung. If there was such thing as a perfect crucifixion, these guys nailed it. I've been all a cross the world, and never found a story more ingrained into the wood of society. What is it about ol' Josh that keeps the men swarming around him? God! We may never know. Won…

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God's Tinder Profile 51:10

2y ago51:10

51:10

Oh Papa, We found the big guy's tinder profile, and it is not pretty. Yikes! How are you going to create an entire multiverse on homosapiens just to go find a teenage virgin in the desert to inseminate? A bit weird really. I mean you couldn't have found a single gal in the city? You had to go out to the boonies and groom you up a Holy Mother? It's …

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Sintroductions 1:26:58

2y ago1:26:58

1:26:58

Welcome to the Heretics' Social Club! We're so glad you've chosen to spend your limited time on earth listening to the ramblings of our hosts, Shauncey Fury and Jason Leger. In our initial offering, our hosts discuss their common upbringing, and the journey to disbelief. Is the fear of god instilled by our creator, or installed by manipulation? Is …

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