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Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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Stories told through found audio from an alternate universe. Season four, "The Cradle" is a story about a mother and daughter as they attempt to lead a family-centric commune surviving on the fringes of society. Narrated by Mona Grenne. Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Original music by Mary Epworth.
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The creators of Welcome to Night Vale Jeffrey Cranor and Joseph Fink believe the only bad writing is not writing. Start With This is a podcast gone creativity playground designed to put your ideas in motion. Each episode centers around a writing topic. Then they give listeners two short assignments: something to consume and something to create. Make something—anything. Then make something else.
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What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you? An indie podcast from journalist Christopher Wynn. Often creepy, sometimes funny, always thought-provoking. Tell your story: christopher@strangepod.com
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The Audiobooks.com Podcast | Let Us Tell You A Story
The Real Brian and Addy Saucedo chatting with Authors, Narrators, and Audiobook Lovers
Along with having over 60,000 audiobooks to choose from at Audiobooks.com, we now bring you a weekly show to give you the stories behind the books. Your hosts, The Real Brian and Addy, interview your favorite authors, narrators, audiobook lovers and keep you in the loop of what’s hot. Never miss an episode by subscribing to the show and download the free app at www.audiobooks.com/podcast today!
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211 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
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Stop and kill the flowers. Approachability: 7/10 ( Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares ) Content Warnings: Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Ho…
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You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about… Approachability: 7/10 ( Real bloody but all in service to comedy ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Bal…
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209 - You're Next (2013) w/Juliana Finch
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Nice family gets along great. Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative ) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd,…
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We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum… Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM: Sat Apr 20 @ 3pm ET - THE WAILING (2016) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin …
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Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room… Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. ) Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cran…
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This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Rand…
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205 - Se7en (1995) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!
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Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here? Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jef…
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Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis. Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon! RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Fi…
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He's just a brat. Don't lose your head. Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall ) Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant …
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Dirtbike shitheads are at it again Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror ) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editin…
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Maybe don't buy a Plymouth Special Guest: Chris Brown Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller ) Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreo…
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What goes around comes around. Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale) Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Feb 24: TEETH (2007) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to…
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The title is the plot. Special Guest: Jen Brown Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror …
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Hollywood's a cutthroat business Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun ) Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube…
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197 - Cloverfield (2008) w/Brie Williams
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What if a city… but also a giant monster? Special Guest Brie Williams Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore) Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Fin…
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196 - From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) w/Symphony Sanders
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Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM Jan 27: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Join us live on Patreon. RandomHor…
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Welcome to Nun Island Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants ) Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: Davi…
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Look, ma! Two hands! Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard ) Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Ra…
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193 - Serial Mom (1994) w/Julia Schifini
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PSA: Always wear your seatbelt! Special Guest: Julia Schifini Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hos…
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This movie is about f*ckin' cars. Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors ) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTu…
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Season 8, Cassette 10: Learn from Your Mistakes!
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"A true leader recognizes defeat as an educational moment." # The voice of Tony Tollinger is Joey Rizzolo, joeyrizzolo.com Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Music: Mary Epworth, maryepworth.com Director: Janina Matthewson Producer: Jeffrey Cranor Available Now: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS (a novel) by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Ma…
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191 - The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
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There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it. Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror ) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random …
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Season 8, Cassette 9: Sell the Idea of You!
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"It does not matter if the evidence is accurate to who you are now. It simply needs to be true to who you will be in the future." # The voice of Tony Tollinger is Joey Rizzolo, joeyrizzolo.com Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Music: Mary Epworth, maryepworth.com Director: Janina Matthewson Producer: Jeffrey Cranor Available Now: YOU…
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190 - The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
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Throw a party worthy of the end of the world Approachability: 10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM: Sun Dec 17 ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2018) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to …
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Season 8, Cassette 8: Invest in Yourself!
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"Every choice you make can cause you to either appreciate or depreciate in value." # The voice of Tony Tollinger is Joey Rizzolo, joeyrizzolo.com Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Music: Mary Epworth, maryepworth.com Director: Janina Matthewson Producer: Jeffrey Cranor Available Now: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS (a novel) by Jeffr…
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Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze. Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest ) Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewar…
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Season 8, Cassette 7: Cultivate Your Brand!
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"What story do you tell yourself? And what stories do you think others tell themselves about you?" # The voice of Tony Tollinger is Joey Rizzolo, joeyrizzolo.com Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Music: Mary Epworth, maryepworth.com Director: Janina Matthewson Producer: Jeffrey Cranor Available Now: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS (a…
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Hornt up… for death! Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx) Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/carrie-1976 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Gr…
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Season 8, Cassette 6: It's All About Balance!
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"How ambitious is your love, your appetite, your social life? How able are you to keep up?" # The voice of Tony Tollinger is Joey Rizzolo, joeyrizzolo.com Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Music: Mary Epworth, maryepworth.com Director: Janina Matthewson Producer: Jeffrey Cranor Available Now: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS (a novel)…
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The lesson here is get better friends Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror) Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream: Sat Nov 25 @ 3pm: SESSION 9 (2001) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on W…
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Season 8, Cassette 5: Trust Your Instincts!
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"Your body has powers of perception that you cannot imagine." # The voice of Tony Tollinger is Joey Rizzolo, joeyrizzolo.com Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Music: Mary Epworth, maryepworth.com Director: Janina Matthewson Producer: Jeffrey Cranor Available Now: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS (a novel) by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina …
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186 - Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970) w/Sarah Maria Griffin
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"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness" Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word) Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Fi…
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Season 8, Cassette 4: You Make Your Own Opportunity!
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"I want you to unlearn all that you know about opportunity." # The voice of Tony Tollinger is Joey Rizzolo, joeyrizzolo.com Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Music: Mary Epworth, maryepworth.com Director: Janina Matthewson Producer: Jeffrey Cranor Available Now: YOU FEEL IT JUST BELOW THE RIBS (a novel) by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina M…
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"Unsafe at Any Speed" Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewa…
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"When approached with a robust and purposeful mind, journalling is one of the most useful practices for anyone trying to improve themselves." # The voice of Tony Tollinger is Joey Rizzolo, joeyrizzolo.com Written by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson. Music: Mary Epworth, maryepworth.com Director: Janina Matthewson Producer: Jeffrey Cranor Availa…
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