Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their f***ed-up brains! Watch the video version at swearnet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app.
Pour a lil' drinkypoo and join Jim Lahey and Randy for chat, cookery, special guests and more as they blunder their way through the funniest and most dysfunctional podcast on air!
The Boys are f**ked on edibles today, and full of decent money-making ideas! They attempt cheese string trading, plan a floating party island, and invent the booze-smuggling sneaker. Plus: You can't join the Cool Guy Gang with a p*ss stain on your pants!
Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!
It's a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, f**kin' useless inventions, and why Randy's a hit at the nudist beach!…
Ricky's been busy in his woodworking shop, but who's gonna pay $100 on Etsy for his creation? Bubbles teaches us how to talk in Bigfoot, and Julian investigates the crazy f**ker who pushed a peanut up a mountain with his nose. Also: Save the hot, horny bees!
Randy, stop smoking Ricky's f**king dope... and what is that smell coming off ya? Also: The wonders of the Jimmy Webb Space Telescope, the biggest beer in the world, and Randy's favourite nuts!
The Boys break out the dirty ol' cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session - which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a f**king bruise!
Get the liquor and weiners flowing, the Boys are heading into a big party weekend! But will they get invited to Nathan MacKinnon's Stanley Bong party? Also: Ricky's got a f**ked rag doll story that will blow the cock right off your ass!
The Boys - and f**kin' Conky - are live and drunk as f**k in Dallas! Find out why Ricky's wearing tight pants, meet Cory's dumber-than-f**k Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?
Get learnt with the Boys today! Find out why everyone in the 19th century was drunk as f**k, the greasy underwater world of fish fetishes, and how to knock out an orangutan. Also: The Boys get down to Barry f**kin' Manilow!
Hands on your buzzers Boys, Bubbles Trebek is back with another f**ked-up round of Jeopardy! Also: Ricky's glowstick weiner, gettin' learnt with breakfast cereal, and a plane crazy bang!
Poor Bubbles is feeling pretty f**ked thanks to the 'rona! Once he wakes up, the Boys discuss a green idea for a new business, how to arrest a killer sheep, and a totally f**ked taste test. Also: Ricky reads his beautiful new poem, 'The Wind Is A C**t'!
Orlando, give it up for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! The Boys go live for an epic one-hour podcast, with dancing, singing, liquor shots and sexual lumberjacks bearing Big Macs! There's also an appearance from a special guest... F**KFACE!
The Boys are baked and ready for the long weekend! Before they get wasted, they have some f**king important facts for ya: A burger hack that will change your life, instructions on how to land an aircraft, and the shocking truth about whether Data the Star Trek robot was... shiny??!
Get ready for a train wreck - Ricky's so high he's speaking French! He's also got an idea for a new business - watch the f**k out, playground bullies! Also: Cock growers, the worst/best/worst funeral ever, and bornting a baby at a Metallica gig!
The Boys are f**ked on edibles today, so get ready for a train wreck! They discuss Ice Wars, the world's most awesome liquor bottle, and do some hard f**king math. Plus: Go Around the World in 80oz with Julian!
The Boys have gone through the weed wormhole and are baked as f**k! Before the f**kin' wheels come off, they chat about outhouse mishaps, weed lasagna, and whether Bubbles would marry a kitty! Also: Rent Julian for the night and get a bang for free!
The Boys might be recovering from 420, but they're on fire today! They solve the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster, sue Marvel for ganking the Green Bastard's look, and figure out how to pop your lung while pulling your goalie. Also: Why is Julian sexting Randy?
Ricky and Bubbles are having a great Good Friday until Randy starts talking about his bum! They discuss why kitty guys are sexy, ass diamonds, and why horoscopes are horsec*cks! Also: The answer to one of life's ultimate questions: how does a dog wear pants?
The Boys are a bit f**kin' battered today - find out who got bashed at the grocery store, and who's joined the Corona Club! Plus: Feeling romantic, or wanna get dirty? Get some Kissing Lessons With Bubbles!
Bubbles has some bad news - there's an outbreak of crabs in Ricky's trailer! Better check your bags, boys! Also: The Oscars slapdown, Billie Eyelash, and some totally f**ked April Fools!
Deee-f**king-licious!! The Boys f**k with honey hot sauce pizza and KoD Big Mac donairs - but is Julian too much of a food pussy to eat it? Also: Snake farts, bear fights, and a dentist greasier than Sam Losco!
The Boys had a messy St Patrick's Day but they're working through their green-tinged hangovers! They discuss why sleep is so awesome, why Corvairs can f**k off, and weird English sammiches. Also: F**k Siri, ask Dougie!
Someone put too much weed butter on the popcorn, the Boys are f**ked today! Find out how much they charge for horsec*ck redirects (and a coupla half-jacks), and Bubbles appraises a one-nostril kitty called Egbert. Yep, we told you they're F**KED!
In the jinkety-janked trailer today: Julian's got Cock Eyes, Ricky's ready to move to Switzerland, and Bubbles just want to take a nap! Before Bubbs drops right out of 'er, they discuss buried treasure, manscaping, and why you shouldn't leave your weiner out in the sun!
F**k jet lag, the Boys are ready for another Park After Dark! They investigate f**k machine Rudolph Valentino, a dream kitty house, and a succulent Chinese meal gone wrong. Also: Can they rescue a cargo ship that's on fire in the middle of the Atlantic?