Best Kross Talks Podcasts (2024)

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2 Jons 1 Ron (Funches) 1:11:57

1d ago1:11:57

1:11:57

The hilarious Ron Funches hops in the Fartvan to dish: where's the best place to visit in Japan, who was the funniest DIY comic in Portland in the aughts, and a heartwarming story about how Daly himself welcomed Ron to LA. BONUS: Bill Cosby Bukowski update.

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Buskin' with Brian Huskey 1:11:07

8d ago1:11:07

1:11:07

The voice you know by heart, Brian Huskey hops in the van and the world itself begins to unravel around it. Chaos in the streets, mishaps during the coffee run, all the while attempting to outrun the long shadow of IBS. Huskey's voice is so prolific, It's hard not to feel at home listening to him chop it up with the Jons. Kick your feet up and enjo…

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Steven McDonald (Redd Kross, Melvins, Tenacious D) Takes The Wheel 1:40:20

15d ago1:40:20

1:40:20

Redd Kross and Current Melvins’ Steven McDonald is a foundational part of LA's punk scene, and a brilliant songwriter and guitar player. Redd Cross’s new Double Album, “Self-Titled Album” kicks ass, and Steven was generous enough to give The Jons an early listen. The album soars to heights untold. Held together with harmonies Steven and his brother…

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The CHAKI FUNK WIZARD Hollywood Forever Cemetery Walking Tour Episode 1:31:33

21d ago1:31:33

1:31:33

This week on a very special 2 Jons: We get groovy at the graveyard with brilliant musician and Punk Rock Tour Guide Chaki Funk Wizard! Chaki takes the 2 Jons on a *walking* drive through the legendary Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Together they slalom the headstones absorbing Chaki’s Gravespertise with ease. It’s a spooky, groovy, GRAVEY walking tour…

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Two Jons CLASSIX! John Gemberling 1:20:10

29d ago1:20:10

1:20:10

Another installment of Two Jons CLASSIX! Comedic genius and flaw focusser John Gemberling joins the Jons for a no-rights, all lefts drive and is a bigtime Ned Nitpicker, challenging the Jons' grasp of their one sacred rule at every curve! The Jons stand their ground, but are audibly shaken (not stirred)! And the rest, as we say Mr. Bond, is Two Jon…

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We Need to Talk About Kevin Seccia 1:03:18

1M ago1:03:18

1:03:18

An extremely funny Jersey roughneck, Kevin Seccia is thrilled to hang on his favorite podcast, and it shows! The Jons are so emboldened by Kevin's powerful vibes that they... and I can't believe I'm saying this... actually dip into North Hollywood. The stories are gripping this episode, and what's even better: they NAME NAMES. Extremely famous peop…

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Two Jons Meet Joe Wong 1:08:26

1M ago1:08:26

1:08:26

We hope you like drums, drummers, music and thoughtful takes on Phil Collins because the über talented Joe Wong Wipeout-Intros his way into the Fartvan with The Jons. Also if you have a horse in the race for BDOAT (Best Drummer of All Time) buckle up, because this discouse gets SPICY. Joe's new record "Mere Survival" kicks major ass and his podcast…

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2 Jons, A Jane, and A FedEx Hub 1:04:17

2M ago1:04:17

1:04:17

The fabulously accomplished Jane Marie hops in the van with an agenda folks. Never before have we seen such wanton chutzpah from a guest, and the Jons are just eating it up. Watch in wonder as our Jons are put to actual work, double and triple tasking full-blown missions. All the while dishing guests, fetching quests, and turning lefts.…

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Ben There, Done Rodgers: Two Jons with Ben Rodgers 1:14:43

2M ago1:14:43

1:14:43

Visceral madcap fun episode this week with the hilarious Ben Rodgers! We're back in Hollywood and the freaks are out. The boys visit many failed businesses, dilapidated hotels, and hotspots of yesteryear - now doomed and collapsing. The stories flow like wine; the queue of memories is long and fat. Classic yarns followed by jaw-dropping anecdotes. …

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Two Jons, one Zach Cregger 1:06:16

2M ago1:06:16

1:06:16

Director of "Barbarian", and Whitest Kids You Know alum Zach Cregger hops in the Fartvan to confess his sins. Daly and "Cregger" have so many visceral stories from their time in New York, that the Jons have no idea where in Los Angeles they are at any point in this episode. The conversation is just that good, and it soars ahead of the traffic light…

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Nick Krollin’ Around With 2 Jons 1:18:22

2M ago1:18:22

1:18:22

The episode you've been waiting for is here. Comedy genius and nice dude Nick Kroll blesses the Fartvan! The Jons get down to the REAL RED MEAT of LA: The Sunset Strip. The only Zankou, Guitar Center, and whatever is now where Meltdown Comics once lived. Nick dishes with the Jons on his favorite drive, and then the Jons take him there and they driv…

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Hollywood Todd Barry 1:09:21

3M ago1:09:21

1:09:21

Picture this: It's the rainiest day in LA for the last 20 years. The Jons are behind the wheel of the Fartvan. They have a full tank of gas and as good as it gets guest Mr. Todd Barry.They stop at the famous "the Grove" and walk around in search of margaritas, only to settle (happily!) for some Arnold Palmers. Todd razzes the Two Jons and is very c…

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Jon, Jon, Jon(ah Ray), and Alex Winter 1:18:53

3M ago1:18:53

1:18:53

Between then two of them, Jonah Ray and Alex Winter have done it all. found a true bond making their latest film "Destroy All Neighbors", which Jon D appears in! Sure the boys are fartvanning' around East LA again, but wouldn't you? West LA being on the opposite side of the earth and all? We got a storm-of-the-century goin' on over here, what do yo…

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Nick Wiger is not LEFT out 1:07:22

3M ago1:07:22

1:07:22

Nick Wiger, host of Doughboys and Get Played. One of the greatest to ever do it, has done it, *it* being the Two Jons podcast. Wiger lives on the “west” side of Los Angeles, far from the hustle and bustle of the jazz-soaked East Side. The Jons poke, prod, cajole, and threaten Nick until he opens up about himself, his writing, his relationship to th…

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Exclusive interview with Ladie B 1:14:32

3M ago1:14:32

1:14:32

Inspirational urban gospel singer Ladie B stops by to discuss her brand new project aswell as what she had to overcome in order to complete the project. Support the showBy Kross Talk

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2 Jons and a Jessy (Hodges) 1:06:08

3M ago1:06:08

1:06:08

In this ep the Jons are burnin' dinosaur bones with the multi-talented Jessy Hodges. Are we on York, or Fig? The squad in the Fartvan(tm) does not care. The vibes are always good in East LA, unless you have to on-ramp the 110 in Highland Park from a dead stop. Which I believe would require a right turn before the on-ramp, so you should never have t…

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Hamm in the Van 1:03:46

4M ago1:03:46

1:03:46

The 2nd ever J-O-N Jon is Jon Hamm. He joins favorite guest Jon Gabrus who was the 1st J-O-N Jon guest to make it technically 3 Jons Don’t Make a Right. Or do they? Are there rules for three Jons that are different from the Rightless regularity of Two Jons? Well, you wouldn’t know it from the way Tall Jon drives. Left after left after left after le…

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Jordyn Kross Reads Her Corn 31:52

4M ago31:52

31:52

Jordyn Kross reads a buildup scene from The Handler, and I match it with a scene from the dungeon in Thirst. We also talk Christmas movies, what we're reading, and giving a book a title before building a story around it. Buckle Up.By smuttybooklady

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Queenie Sateen 1:12:50

5M ago1:12:50

1:12:50

Today we are talking with Queenie Sateen: Pornstar! Half of the iconic New York City lesbian couple band Sateen! And: the newest Pornhub Brand Ambassador! Queenie is a true NYC legend and her journey into porn - while unconventional - is weirdly not surprising. We discuss Queenie’s top 3 jobs, the specificity of stripping in NYC, the ethics of plas…

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Delvin' the 'Dena with Seth Morris 1:20:16

5M ago1:20:16

1:20:16

Friend of Jons Seth Morris hops in the Fartvan to show the Jons the finer points of Pasadena history. Pasadena, home of the Rosebowl (who cares?) and also Van Halen Hales from it. Some really cool stuff here, 2 Jons fans, as the boys reminisce about formative years on the east coast. It's emotional, so thank the lord these boys are so supportive. L…

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Night Crawlin' with Emily Altman 1:24:18

5M ago1:24:18

1:24:18

The Jons scoop up the multi-talented Emily Altman for a trip around ‘Hollywood’ Hollywood. From the Glitz to the ‘pits. We say hi to the 4 silver ladies at La Brea and Hollywood Blvd, and creepy-crawl into the foggy night. And let’s just say Hollywood's not the most forgiving part of town to insist on not turning right. Lefts are busy in lipstick c…

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Sionna Trenz Reads Her Corn Part 2 33:27

6M ago33:27

33:27

I'm back after an unexpected hiatus and talk to Sionna Trenz about her new release, Bad Moon Rising. I read from Thirst and we talk taking our work wide and switching point of view writing style. Buckle Up!By smuttybooklady

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Glendale to Los Feliz with Gil Ozeri 1:02:57

6M ago1:02:57

1:02:57

The Jons welcome brilliant actor writer and comedian Gil Ozeri into the Fartvan and the boys rock down to Glendales main strip, Brand Blvd, home of the Americana at Brand, car dealerships, tiki bars, office spaces, and the billboards of many local accident lawyers. Gil talks tales of uncles and aunts, growing up, and he shares his favorite LA drive…

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Terms of Service: Luis De Javier 57:25

6M ago57:25

57:25

This episode features the iconoclastic fashion designer, Luis De Javier. Working at the intersection of queer, rave and sex culture, De Javier is a relative newcomer to the fashion scene who has made a splash with his sexy, provocative designs and major celebrity appeal. We discuss his recent activations with Pornhub - including his NYFW show (whic…

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Terms of Service: Lynn Comella 1:04:14

6M ago1:04:14

1:04:14

On this episode we speak to Lynn Comella, Professor of Gender and Sexuality Studies and Department Chair of Interdisciplinary, Gender and Ethnic Studies at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Her research on “the business of pleasure and the politics of sex” has been featured nationally and internationally in the New York Times, Washington Post, T…

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Terms of Service: Perez Hilton 1:24:56

6M ago1:24:56

1:24:56

This episode features the notorious Perez Hilton - of the infamous PerezHilton.com, the early 2000s celebrity gossip blog that broke the internet before that was even a thing. We discuss his recent encounters with social media censorship, the ethics of self-censoring, and how becoming a parent can soften even those of us most dedicated to being sca…

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Terms of Service: The Ion Pack 1:30:38

6M ago1:30:38

1:30:38

On this episode we talk to Curtis and KJ, the anonymous (until recently) Instagram trollers and hosts of downtown film podcast, the Ion Pack. We discuss their recent experience with shadowbanning, squirting on patreon, being sincere-pilled and a new movie they produced starring adult star Chloe Cherry. What does it mean to be artfully provocative a…

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Terms of Service: Cherie Deville and Mike Stabile 51:28

6M ago51:28

51:28

On this episode, we speak with pornstar and journalist Cherie Deville along with Mike Stabile, the Public Affairs director for the Free Speech Coalition - the trade association of the Adult Entertainment Industry in the United States. This episode gives a detailed view on how cultural and political currents affect the sex industry, specifically sex…

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Terms of Service: A Pornhub Podcast series hosted by Alex Kekesi & Asa Akira 1:00:40

6M ago1:00:40

1:00:40

The first episode of the season is an intimate conversation between our two hosts, Asa and Alex. We talk about Alex’s new role as (the first) public-facing spokesperson of Pornhub, common misconceptions about the adult industry, and all of the questions about Pornhub you’ve probably wondered but never had the opportunity to ask.Terms of Service is …

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The Deep East with Beck Bennett 1:24:17

6M ago1:24:17

1:24:17

The absolute beast, Beck Bennet, joins the Jons for a couple laps around East LA; Highland Park, Eagle Rock, the works. Beck came locked n loaded, he knows the show, he knows the vibe and he jumps in fully caffeinated. This episode holds a special place in this engineer's heart as the Jons drive very close to my house(ADU).…

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K.R. Rainbolt Reads Her Corn 34:33

7M ago34:33

34:33

K.R. Rainbolt reads a spicy scene from Of Lavender and Ash, and I read the hate spanking scene from Amp. (Amp will be re-published soon.) We talk about K.R.'s science background in science and how it helps her world building. We also talk overextending ourselves as authors and Friday drinking.By smuttybooklady

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67 - Sharmell

7M ago

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Launching herself into a successful career at a young age, Sharmell Sullivan-Huffman saw early success as a pageant queen when she won Miss Black America. Soon after she would rise even higher as a backup dancer for legendary musical acts like James Brown.After the world of pro wrestling caught her eye, Sharmell would join WCW's Nitro Girl dance tr…

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Browsin' The Bank with Rob Zabrecky 1:14:11

7M ago1:14:11

1:14:11

The multi-cross-disciplined talent Rob Zabrecky joins the Jons for a jaunt around Burbank AND BEYOND. Rob's from The Bank, so he knows the spots, the history and most importantly, the goss. It's a different kind of episode, where the Jons are only driving the Fartvan in an academic sense. When you have someone as connected to the city as Rob, it's …

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Hiphop 50 celebration 2:48:41

7M ago2:48:41

2:48:41

In celebration of hiphops 50th year anniversary, Swig and Pudge invite special guests SickFlo and DJ Cue on to celebrate 50 years of hiphop, on this episode you will hear first hand experiences of being back stage with Wu Tang Clan, Encounters with DMX, Curtis Blow, Run DMC and more! If you love hiphop, you will thoroughly enjoy this episode! Suppo…

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E.L. Koslo Reads Her Corn Part 3 34:40

7M ago34:40

34:40

E.L. Koslo is back to read the third book in the Dirty Words series, Bound by Words, and reads a public corn scene. I read the party scene from The Progressive Dinner, and we talk about the Galatea app and our imposter syndrome. Buckle up!By smuttybooklady

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Fartvans West (LA) with Megan Amram 58:57

7M ago58:57

58:57

The legendarily hilarious Megan Amram joins the Jons for a leap into the the unknown: West LA - a part of the city you simply have no reason to visit if you don't have health insurance. Megan's resume would overburden the "episode description" field I'm typing in, but I WILL SAY she's responsible for the "Today was the day Donald Trump finally beca…

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Two Jons Classix: Aparna Nancherla 1:02:41

7M ago1:02:41

1:02:41

In honor of out dear friend Aparna's book release, we're releasing a re-release of our famous episode "Two Jons Does Pasadena with Aparna Nancherla". Buy "Unreliable Narrator: Me, Myself, and Impostor Syndrome" at your local bookstore for yourself and as gifts for friends. Buy them up until there's none left. Or right.…

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Evie Alexander is Back and Reads Her Corn 27:16

8M ago27:16

27:16

Evie Alexander joins me as we talk about selling direct and ways to help authors. We also giggle over a cougar vicar with a male escort, and she reads steam from An Unholy Affair. We also talk about my stick-on toy scene from All I Wank for Christmas. Buckle Up.By smuttybooklady

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Interview with CHH legend, Brinson 1:26:41

8M ago1:26:41

1:26:41

Brinson, discusses his documentary, albums, favorite artists and influences, favorite movies , almost quitting the music business and his upcoming performance at The Saintuary! Support the showBy Kross Talk

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Indie Sparks Reads Her Corn 34:06

8M ago34:06

34:06

On this episode, I have Indie Sparks on to read her corn scene from Your Boss Says Hi, and I read from Baked and Burned. We also talk about throwing out the outline, and she introduces me to the word cuntaloupe. Buckle up!By smuttybooklady

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"Two Jons Do Run the Light" with Adam Scott 1:33:40

8M ago1:33:40

1:33:40

The brilliant and L.A.-Based Adam Scott hops innie the FARTVAN to drive the wrong way down some one-ways in service of left-turning. Now with 50% more runtime, you'll Party Down even harder with this Severance Starrer, with the convo cutting straight to the bone on the hard-hitting issues of the day: Where are we? (driving)? Who's seen which Broadw…

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Amber Nicole Reads Her Corn 33:32

8M ago33:32

33:32

Amber Nicole joins me for episode 17 and reads a MM scene from Quiet Confessions Part 1. I read a MMF teaser episode from Copper. We also talk branding and dark romance. Buckle up!By smuttybooklady

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66 - Anarchy Rulz 1999

8M ago

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On September 19th, 1999 ECW blew the hinges off of the doors at the Odeum Expo Center in Villa Park, Illinois!The match card showcased a truly refined pro wrestling product as Paul Heyman and ECW stood poised to enter the new millenium. With Tazz on the way out for WWE and Mike Awesome soon the follow for WCW, the company was on devloping into an a…

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Christian Pan Reads His Corn Part 2 37:48

8M ago37:48

37:48

Christian Pan is back and reads from Stockholm Syndrome. I read a small teaser from Copper. We talk about the large task of marketing erotica, discuss how the definition of erotica varies from person to person, and talk Golden Pigtail awards. It's always a good time when he comes on the show. Buckle up!…

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E.L. Koslo Reads Her Corn Part 2 31:10

8M ago31:10

31:10

On this episode, E.L. Koslo is back. She reads the Mark My Words conference room scene, and I read the Loved in Las Vegas sex club shower scene. We also talk author productivity during the summer when our kids are home, our opinions on our older work, and discuss how our husbands contribute to our research. Buckle up!…

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65 - The 69 Minute Eargasm Presents ECW Heat Wave 1998

8M ago

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On August 2nd, 1998 Extreme Championship Wrestling emanated from The Hara Arena in Dayton, Ohio with Heat Wave '98!Paul Heyman and his pro wrestling promotion put on what would be one of their most memorable wrestling pay-per-views in their entire run. With Joey Styles and ECW World Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas on commentary, the event went a…

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Kelly Kay Reads Her Corn Again 31:00

9M ago31:00

31:00

My friend, Kelly Kay, is back to read from Keep Vegas. I read from Turkey in Tennessee to match her travel theme. We also make fun of throat flexing and old Sunday School songs that remind us of reverse harem books. We go full irreverent societal nuisance on this, and there's a lot of us laughing. Buckle up!…

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64 - Violent J

9M ago

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Violent J of Insane Clown Posse guests on this episode.Many would be surprised to learn that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope's first stop on their entertainment journey was in the independent pro wrestling scene of Michigan alongside the likes of Rob Van Dam and Sabu. Which is why it was all the more fulfilling for ICP when, following the realease of a…

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Beatin' the Heat with Max Silvestri 1:20:47

9M ago1:20:47

1:20:47

The heinously funny Max Silvestri dons his invaluable HEAT(1995) t-shirt as he joins the Jons for a couple laps around East LA. Not coincidentally, we make a pitstop at the Police Museum in Highland Park to find out once and for all: did a real bank robbery inspire the movie, or did the movie inspire an real bank robbery? The answer may surprise yo…

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Jenn Bullard Reads Her Corn 31:57

9M ago31:57

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On this episode, Jenn Bullard reads a pe@@ing scene from The Darkest Chord, she teaches me something I didn't know about harnesses, and I try to match her toy scene with a d$ldo/anal bead scene from the upcoming All I Wank for Christmas. Buckle up for toy fun, buttercups.By smuttybooklady

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