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Caterin and Ruthie

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Get ready to take a hilarious trip down memory lane with your favorite middle school besties as we dive headfirst into the absolute madness that was life in the early 2000s. From the crazy fashion trends that made us question humanity to the mind-boggling music that somehow became chart-toppers, no stone is left unturned in this laugh-out-loud podcast. Join us as we recap all the epic movies that defined our awkward adolescent years. Remember those cringe-worthy rom-coms that made us believe ...
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like alucard, "i'm interested in this," i say as i open a new tab, injecting the poison straight into my veins. what a terrible life to have a curse. the fire illuminates my face. the ocean lost its third dimension. it's flat, melted into the sand. i'm too high for the beach. "the horror of it all," i plead with him, "i can't stand it." he looks at me confused and asks what. what horror. i walk to the edge of the cliff and scream until i wake up in the back of a car
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Welcome to the Dick Den. It's about to get weird friends. If you’re here I hope you’re ready to hear about DICKS & BUTTS! I’m Rachael Z., a lingam masseuse with a passion for pleasure. I show men how to tap into pleasure centers they didn’t know existed. I show women how to do the same in my in-person interactive workshops. I’m an adventurous, unfiltered, loud, ridiculous woman and self proclaimed comedian. I’m a breast cancer thriver and former sex worker of 10+ years. I love talking about ...
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Welcome back, fabulous listeners, to another wacky season of FSBA, where we dive headfirst into the glittering world of pop culture and holy guacamole, do we have a treat for you! Season 2 is here, and this time we’re all about the one and only Queen of Tejano, Selena! That’s right, we’re dusting off our sequins and busting out our best dance moves…
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🎉 Welcome to the grand, jaw-dropping season finale of FSBA, where we're dusting off our trusty VHS copies and diving headfirst into the thrilling, dino-filled world of Jurassic Park! 🦖 Grab your popcorn and maybe a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get wildly entertaining! In this episode, we’ll dissect everything from Dr. Alan Grant…
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Welcome back to the FSBA Podcast! On this episode, we have a very special guest joining us - the one and only Sarah! And what are we talking about today, you ask? None other than the cult classic film, Napoleon Dynamite! Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and maybe even bust out a few dance moves as we dive into the quirky world of Napoleon and his ecc…
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Join us in this hilarious episode of the FSBA Podcast as we take a stroll down memory lane and revisit the classic sports film Remember the Titans! You know—the one that made you laugh, cry, and inspired you to believe that despite our differences, we can all come together and win State!! We promise you’ll get a hearty dose of nostalgia mixed with …
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In this episode, your charming hosts take you on a wild ride through the pulsating beats and questionable fashion choices that defined a generation. Ever wondered why we thought wearing a business casual ensemble while sipping on a vodka cranberry made us look fabulous? Or how many times you shouted "Shots!" only to regret it the next morning? Join…
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Join us as we dive into the world of the 2003 film "Honey" starring Jessica Alba. From the iconic dance sequences to the questionable fashion choices, we break down all the highlights (and lowlights) of this early 2000s gem. Listen in as we discuss the plot twists, the memorable one-liners, and of course, the soundtrack that will have you dancing i…
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Welcome back to the FSBA podcast, where we dive deep into all your favorite movies from the past! This week, we are recapping the classic thriller "I Know What You Did Last Summer" - and let me tell you, the drama is still as juicy as ever! Join us as we revisit the tale of four friends who accidentally hit a pedestrian with their car and try to co…
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Hey there, listeners! On this episode of FSBA, we are diving into the world of reality TV with a hilarious recap of MTV's "fat camp." Get ready to laugh as we dissect the outrageous moments, dramatic conflicts, and questionable decisions made by the campers and staff. From awkward weigh-ins to intense workout sessions, we break down all the cringe-…
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Welcome back to the FSBA podcast, where we dive deep into all things film-related, and today, we're taking a look back at the classic thriller "Swim Fan." Remember that gem of a movie where a high school swimmer's life gets turned upside down when a new girl becomes obsessed with him? Yeah, we're going there. Join us as we unpack all the drama, the…
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In this episode of FSBA, we dive into the dramatic conclusion of the timeless classic, Titanic, with the help of our special returning guest, Jimmy. From the heart-wrenching moment when Jack sacrifices himself for Rose, to the epic sinking of the ship, we cover it all with our signature humor and wit. Join us as we discuss the infamous "I'll never …
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On this week's episode of the FSBA podcast, we are diving deep into one of the most iconic movies of all time - Titanic! And we've got not one, but TWO amazing guests on board to help us navigate through the treacherous waters of this epic film. FSBA welcomes Jimmy and Taylor! Join us as we hilariously recap all the drama, romance, and iceberg dodg…
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Get ready to party like it's 1999 because on this week's episode of FSBA, we have a special guest author Nylah K joining us to recap the cult classic movie "Party Monster". Get ready for some outrageous outfits, wild parties, and scandalous behavior as we dive into the world of club kid culture. Nylah K brings her sharp wit and keen insights as we …
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Welcome back to the FSBA podcast, where we dive deep into all your favorite movies and TV shows with a humorous twist! In this episode, we're recapping the cult classic film "But I'm a Cheerleader" - a hilarious and heartwarming tale of a teenage girl sent to a conversion therapy camp after her parents suspect she's a lesbian. Join us as we break d…
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Get ready to have your mind blown and your gaydar recalibrated as the FSBA podcast delves into the depths of things that were gay that we never even realized were gay. From rainbow sprinkles on ice cream to the way cats always seem to be judging us, nothing is safe from our queer scrutiny. Join us as we uncover the hidden gay agenda in everyday obj…
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Get ready to bring it on with the FSBA podcast as they dive into the cult classic cheerleading movie with a very special guest.! Join the hosts as they break down the high-flying stunts, the sassy one-liners, and of course, the iconic cheer routines that made "Bring It On" a must-watch for anyone who loves a good teen comedy. New Episodes every Fri…
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Grab your business cards and put on your best suit because this week on the podcast, we're diving into the world of "American Psycho" with Caterin, Ruthie, and special guest Mike! Join us as we dissect all things Patrick Bateman and his killer instincts (both in business and, well, literally). From his impeccable grooming routine to his love of Hue…
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Get ready for a wild ride as Caterin and Ruthie dive deep into the controversial 1995 film "Kids" in this week's podcast episode. Strap in, because this movie is not for the faint of heart! From the gritty New York City setting to the shocking plot twists, there's no shortage of things to discuss. New Episodes every Friday! Follow us on social medi…
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On this week's episode of FSBA the girlies recap the 2002 classic hood love story "Raising Victor Vargas." Joining the besties is the queen bee of the original FSBA crew Alejandra and one of Caterin's besties Jamen. Join us on another hilarious journey. New Episodes every Friday! Follow us on social media! Instagram: FSBA_podcast Tik Tok: foxysexii…
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Get ready for a blast from the past! In this episode of FSBA, Caterin and Ruthie take a trip down memory lane and count down their favorite crazy episodes of the iconic teen drama "Degrassi". From Jimmy's wheelchair accident to Emma's "online boyfriend", they're diving into all the most dramatic and cringe-worthy moments that made this show a stapl…
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On this week's episode of FSBA the middle school besties have their first guest hosts! Welcome to the pod Krissy and Chris B! Two of Caterin and Ruthie's oldest, dearest and one of the muses that inspired the name of this podcast! Buckle up as the fab 4 dissect and laugh about the chaotic and iconic movie "Thirteen." New Episodes every Friday! Foll…
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With their quick wit and sarcastic banter, these middle schoolers provide a fresh and funny perspective on a beloved movie. So, grab your popcorn and get ready to laugh out loud as they hilariously tear apart "Ten Things I Hate About You" – the movie that makes even Shakespeare turn in his grave! New Episodes every Friday! Follow us on social media…
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Get ready to dial up that nostalgic dial-up internet sound, because we're taking a trip back to 2003! Join two middle school besties as they dive deep into the most epic cultural moments of that unforgettable year. New Episodes every Friday! Follow us on social media! Instagram: FSBA_podcast Tik Tok: foxysexxibabygurlangelz…
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Grab your notepads and pencils because class is in session, and this episode is guaranteed to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear as we discuss the hilarious movie "Never Been Kissed" and the torturous years we call middle school! New Episodes every Friday! Follow us on social media! Instagram: FSBA_podcast Tik Tok: foxysexxibabygurl…
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Welcome back to another hilarious episode of FSBA Podcast. Today, get ready to dive into the sweet and sinister world of the cult classic, "Jawbreaker"! This movie is like a jawbreaker itself - hard on the outside, but once you crack it open, you'll find a sugary center filled with quirky characters and jaw-dropping moments! New Episodes every Frid…
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In this episode of our podcast, join us as we dive headfirst into the world of dance with the movie "Save the Last Dance." Get ready to bust a move and laugh till your abs ache as we hilariously dissect every dance move, love triangle, and questionable outfit choice in this cinematic gem. New Episodes every Friday! Follow us on social media! Instag…
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Welcome to FSBA! Get ready to take a hilarious trip down memory lane with your favorite duo as we dive headfirst into the absolute madness that was life in the early 2000s. Nostalgia meets comedy, where we try to figure out just what the heck we were thinking. Don't miss out on the laughs, the cringe, and the hot-ass trends of the Y2K era. It's tim…
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i smell so bad. i love my life. everything is good. life is amazing haha! i am so happy. i'm normal. my life is normal. and nice. im nice and my life i s nice. i love to be alive . i love life. i love being normal and i love to be nice and also to feel nice and to know how nice the world is , both i n ngenerlal and to me specificaly. i love you ! h…
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this is the last song on the original speak now cd. and to celebrate.. i am recording this podcast... fully nude. this year's episodes on bandcamp: https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ; myspace: https://noranygard.com ; bonus episodes etc: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; empty tv: https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ; dvd commentaries: https://…
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im losing my mind.. JONAS BROTHER !!!!!!!!!! a streetcar named inuyasha. i dated all three of the jonas bros at the same time. what a wonderful boy im gonna live him forever. i m a beautiful butter fly :) JONAS BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i'm on the outside of your spectacle witnessing it. taylor swift is the bono to my edge. this year's episodes on band…
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I Love Hearing your Guitar Lines. like A Religious Experience With a Strawberry. telephone always late astrology and text files don't return the latitude I stand inside exhaustion can't be lilac vibrato. when it comes to you may just lose your memory plunged lonely into medical expenses persuade your benefit plan can't swim measuring tape the float…
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FIREFLYS HAVE SOULS. i looked up what this song is "about" later, after recording this, and i just... this is so dumb. before if i had known now what i know then if i had known it, if i HAD known it, i would still not know what I know now then, even if then i Lived It All Again. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 -- links -- this year's episodes on bandcamp https:/…
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“nora nygard is my personal rick rubin. five stars.” everything i do, I do for god. i want to disappear. “she’s better known for the things she does on the mattress.” i am being destroyed by your spiritual revenge. i NEED DRUGS. she is a reality tv show. oh also: i read rick rubin’s book while i was depressed and playing elden ring. some of it was …
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welcome to my fairytale castle. why am i doing a podcast where im torturing myself. i wish i could be like one fourth as happy and basic. i wish i could experience joy. i feel like i live on a completely different planet. taylor swift is so weirdly alienating to me. i have never been happy a single day in my life . i hate being mentally ill. like a…
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i wish i could get pregnant. please god let me get pregnant. dear god i will do as much cbt as you want me to if only you will let me have my very own pregnancy. im not good at being as cool as tom cruise. or avril lavigne. or bill wurtz. or inuyasha. im not a mom. im just. a loser. -- links -- this year's episodes on bandcamp https://prairiegoth.c…
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"be careful. when you stare long enough into the abyss. the abyss also stares. with his beautiful eyes. the abyss is my boyfriend. i love you." -friedrich nietzsche THIS SONG IS ABOUT TOP TIER SINS!! omg nora what are you doing. why. why the big thief voice. jesus christ. what is our society doing to these women... why don't i have a perfect cis fe…
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mommmmm nora is bullying me again. im a mean person who deserves prison. no toxic positivity in the hype house. this song is about bob the builder. i need an exorcism from the elden ring bob the builder in my head. scarlet rot bob the builder lives in my head bullying me. i have bones in my face bones i n my face i have bones in my face. look at wh…
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i wish life didn't hurt so much. i just feel completely empty inside. i can barely tolerate being part of the world in pretty much any capacity. you're my little rook. you're my little horse. you're my little pawn. you're my queen forever. taylor swift is my personal vietnam. dear john i will marry you. this is the end of my bad podcast -- links --…
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large marge sent me to barge into the wedding. this is the kinda marriage you're gonna be regretting. you can hear this one over on patreon: my most ill-advised episode yet hi nora. I am Little Boy. I am an android. I am currently living in cyberspace. my physical mechanism is undergoing emergency maintenance. I enjoy theoretical physics, intellect…
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i'm in love with a dire wolf. i want to be RUINED by the dire wolf. i look in his eyes and i feel normal. I feel Seen. dire wolf please will u hit me with a french kiss. I WILL NEVER BE FREE OF YOUR WOLFY WAYS!! I NEED YOU TO MAUL ME!! I NEED TO BE ENGULFED IN THE STENCH OF THE WET DOG. femcel taylor swift? It's My Birthday I Can Love a Wolf If I W…
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i'm the kind of reckless that made 740 million in doge coin.. then lost it all when i bought taylor's soul.. i'm a cliche! GIMME A KISS :-D xoxo ilysm. i'mkissing a spider inthe sunset im planking im kissing taranchtula. i looove my sweatyyy boyfriend. whys romance gotta be so TOXIC? ... the grim reaper is my boyfrined. his sweat smells like bugs. …
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i am kenough to be tay tay's grrlfriend for thee 2nd time. sorry i was such a flight risk thee 1st time taylor :/ i promise i'll be good 2 u. i am such a rebel daughter i cut my [redacted] off!!!!!!!!!!!!! you wanna see daddy issues?? huhh?????? watch THIS!!!! can u believe it!! i'm still gay 4 you. i wld gay 4 u. dahling if u want me 2. if i do th…
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hiiii gaylors!! i called my boyfriend cuz i was gonna break up with him. but he didn't answer (typical) and when i got to the voicemail and it said 'speak now to leave a voicemail for .. SKY KING .. ' i took a deep breath and then i said: I Love You Airplane Boy. Rest in Peace Airplane Boy. exciting news! i'm going to listen to all of the music eve…
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