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Before the age of streaming, most of us would first discover our favourite television shows by catching a random episode while channel surfing. Hosts Christopher Siege and NeoKal attempt to recreate that magic by reviewing a single episode—chosen by a random number generator—of a different TV series each and every week, whether we’ve seen the show or not! Best of all, many of the shows are hand-picked by our Patreon subscribers! This is The Lazor Comb Podcast, where we review random episodes ...
 
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SPIDER-MONTH: We discuss episode 10 of Mainframe's short-lived 2003 Spider-Man series, where Peter fuuuuucks. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/C7H38sfTlig Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Show Links: https://lin…
 
Shockwave convinces Megatron to use Ultra Magnus' corpse to spread a virus through the Autobot network to destroy critical infastructure, which Soundwave points out will fuck the Decepticons over in the process. Meanwhile the newly turncoat Jetfire leads Optimus and a few others through lightning and tornados... and zombies!? Episode Rating: "TOO M…
 
Ultra Magnus leads Megatron on a wild goose chase. Megs kills Magnus which releases space glitter that flies away and enters BumbleBee, sending him on an acid trip. Meanwhile Jetfire betrays the Decepticons and is suddenly in need of a new job. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bo…
 
SPIDER-MONTH: Siege and Kal kick off our Spider-Man themed-month of the podcast with episode 58 of the 1994 Fox Kids Spider-Man series, in which Spider-Man... murders Captain America, The Red Skull, and Electro? Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://y…
 
Battle David (Optimus Prime) suddenly decides that he needs to take The Allspark--a thing we aren't even sure is real yet--off world to keep it from Megatron. The response is a resounding "we don't have enough resources to do that," but Wheeljack is like "I know a guy." Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Pat…
 
PATREON MONTH 2 (CONT'D): Three cute little bears with a lot of cash happen across an ancient mummy--as one does--and must return it to a museum to escape a curse it has undoubtedly thrust upon them. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/BuH9…
 
Ultra Magnus says "I've come to bargain" to Megatron just as he's encouraged to go after a McGuffin called "The Allspark" in order reformat all Autobots into Decepticons, at Shockwave's behest. Meanwhile Optimus and the gang leisurely walk into an ambush. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access…
 
Your favourite Maximals are BACK after a one month hiatus to discuss the first episode of Transformers: War for Cybtertron - Siege, where we're introduced to a VERY different version of the classic G1 story. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows l…
 
PATREON MONTH 2: Anthony Michael Hall uses a magical riding crop to turn H(ot).G. Wells into his puppet so he can open a portal to the Federal Bureau of Control and steal a hemp wristband from Captain Janeway. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://you…
 
We discuss the Rainmaker Studios webcomic "Paradigms Lost," the various failed attempts at reviving ReBoot over the years, and the 1997 film Cop Land. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/la…
 
PATREON MONTH 2: The story of duel between a fake gangsta and a poser metalhead. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/32qdm5ksee0 Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Social: http…
 
PATREON MONTH 2: We review the sixth episode of 2011's Thundercats as chosen by one our patrons, where a sexy cat lady and friends play a D&D campaign. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/I5K5av3VD0E Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://dis…
 
PATREON MONTH 2: Somebody saaaaaaave uuuuussss from this not so great episode just saaaaaaave uuuuuussss! Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/3FGp_HjnueA Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Show Links: https://linktr.…
 
STAR TRONK MONTH: We round out our Star Trek-themed month and discover it's been a long road getting from there to here. It's been a long time but our time is finally here. Siege also talks about the Star Trek reboot film trilogy and the recent Paramount+ shows in broad strokes. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb…
 
Optimal Megatron challenges Garry Primal to a No Disqualifications match AND BAH GAWD THEY'VE TAKEN IT BACKSTAGE! Episode Rating: TOO MUCH ENERGON! (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patre…
 
STAR TRONK MONTH: Kal and Siege talk about the 12th episodes overall of Star Trek: Voyager, "Heroes and Demons," or as I like to call it 'Star Tronk: Renaissance Faire." Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/7g24xBbFSHg Join The Lazor Comb Di…
 
In early 24th-century Cybertron, Optimus Primal (Garry Chalk) lives in the wilderness with his sons, Cheetor (Ian James Corlett), Rattrap (Scott McNeil) and Silverbolt (also Scott McNeil). Eventually, the unconventional but close-knit family encounters tragedy when Silverbolt is killed in Great War I. Cheetor and Rattrap survive their tours of duty…
 
STAR TRONK MONTH: Siege and Kal talk about the 134th episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, where Quark is hired by the Grand Nagus to save Quark and Rom's mother, who has been taken captive by The Dominion. So Quark and Rom hire a ragtag group of cowboys to help them save the day. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor C…
 
The Beastformers fight. Nyx blows up a Transwarp Drive to underwhelming effect. Rhinox lets Skold beat the shit out of him... for the sake of her own mental health? I guess? Finally Garry Primal gets himself and the other Maximals out of a jam in the stupidest fucking way possible. This issue sucks, people. Comic Rating: "No Energon" Subscribe to t…
 
STAR TRONK MONTH: Siege and Kal talk about the 117th episode overall of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where The Enterprise visits a planet of genderless people and well, Riker gonna Riker. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GSClLpHqbKM J…
 
Megadrone's Vehicons assault the Maximal-occupied Megahead and the Maximals try to pull the Stargate Atlantis maneuver; leave the shield up as long as possible and hope for the best. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!,…
 
The Maximals attack the Predacons head on and some motherfuckers die. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Siege), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vid…
 
Coach Scorponok. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/BkNumlYjocE Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazor…
 
STAR TRONK MONTH: Siege and Kal kick off our Star Trek-themed month by discussing the season one finale of Star Trek: The Original Series, where an alien parasite has been driving entire planets mad, and we discover that Kirk has a brother who bears a striking resemblance to him. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Com…
 
A "mysterious" Spark is possessing corpses of Transformers and attacking the Maximals and no one has any idea who it could possibly be! Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "Not Enough Energon" (Siege) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?,…
 
The Maxipals storm Megahead and Noble proves that he's a good boy. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://yout…
 
ANIME MONTH (CONT'D): Siege and Kal discuss the 41st episode of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, where a bunch of annoying Pokemon robots go all pseudo-philosophical. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/KrKrLX96HjE Join The Lazor Co…
 
We're joined by longtime listener and Patreon subscriber GameSpriteMode to talk about our favourite and least favourite episodes of ReBoot, our overall thoughts on the series, answer some listener questions, and address the future of the podcast. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR…
 
Megahead moves the Sparks which gets Garry Primal's Oracle all fired up, so the Maximals go on a Sparkquest to find them. Oh and Silverbolt is a dick to Cheetor. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'…
 
ANIME MONTH (CONT'D): Siege and Kal discuss the 11th episode of Kino's Journey, a series whose profoundness Siege was wholly unprepared for. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/G1TF4Df3vLs Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEM…
 
We're joined by LadyGlitch from the ALPHANUMERIC! podcast to talk about the seventh episode of season two of Beast Machines, where sexy plantbot lady would rather do science than fight, and meanwhile Megahead creates two new Vehicon Generals who are even more rotundo than Tankor. Or are they? Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Siege), "Sufficient…
 
Megabyte is equal parts John Carpenter's The Thing, and The Borg from Star Tronk in the final episode of ReBoot. Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.p…
 
ANIME MONTH: Our hero prepares an orgasmic dish for a lady who shows up at his dorm room of the blue. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/h8TCMWp5DH4 Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Show Links: https://linktr.ee/l…
 
A Stasis Po--erm, spaceship crashes on Planet Megatron and it's a race to see who can get to the Transformer within first. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https:…
 
Bob and Dot are about to get married and then suddenly someone bursts in and yells "I OBJECT!" Episode Rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vide…
 
The Hate Plague™ from GeeWun makes a random return as Megahead tries to use it to convince Garry that the Maximals ain't shit and that Garry should join Megahead's cause... because reasons? Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Siege also talks about a bunch of new Transformers stuff he's acquired, and we read a pretty great email from a…
 
Life's a Glitch, and then you die. Fuck it all, and let's get high. Or do what Bob did and attempt to use Star Tronk transporters and the do-hickey from Cronenberg's The Fly remake to try and separate himself from Glitch to try and win Dot over. Episode Rating: "I don't think so." (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of b…
 
ANIME MONTH: Kal and Siege talk about the seventh episode of the anime SPACE DANDY, where there's a race... IIINNNN SPAAACE! Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/jqvza6v23i4 Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Show Lin…
 
Here's a story of a lovely lady who had two very Bobs of her own Episode Rating: "ALPHANUMERIC!" (Siege), "That Was Easy Enough" (LadyGlitch & Kal) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreo…
 
PATREON MONTH: Kal and Siege discuss the 84th episode overall of Total Drama, which is the sixth episode of the forth season dubbed "Revenge of the Island." Special shoutout to our patron bemusedHorseman for sponsoring this episode! Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vid…
 
Silverbolt's back, and he BELIEVED IN THINGS. Episode Rating: (a very low) "Sufficient Energon" (Siege), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb…
 
PATREON MONTH: Kal and Siege discuss the first episode of AMC's Preacher, based on the Garth Ennis comic book of the same name. Special shoutout to our patron Jared for sponsoring this episode! Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/P0I3F7lI4D…
 
Noble barks at the moon as the Maximals figure out just exactly what happened to Megatron. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Siege). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. ht…
 
We finally find out that "bird," is not, in fact, the word. Episode Rating: unanimous "ALPHANUMERIC!" ***Siege's audio is garbage this episode because of Windows device bullshit. Sincerest apologies*** Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary …
 
PATREON MONTH: Kal and Siege talk about the third episode of Invader Zim, where the titular character must build robot parents to appease his teacher at school. Then he and his robot dog get lost in the city. Special shoutout to our patron Cristian for sponsoring this episode! Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb P…
 
Megahead ain't shit apparently, and the Maximals find a chonk dragon and a wolf man. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Vers…
 
"Oh-oh-oh, what's love got to do, got to do with it? What's love, but a second-hand emotion? What's love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?" Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!…
 
PATREON MONTH: Kal and Siege continue with our month of patron-chosen shows with episode 36 of Ruby Gloom "Frank and Len Unplugged," where Misery is shooting a rockumentary about the two headed rockers. Special shoutout to our patron Kae for sponsoring this episode! Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: htt…
 
"What starts in simplicity" *takes hoot* "must grow in simplicity" *blows cloud* "never forget that, dude" Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.co…
 
Bob begins to short out as Matrix and AndrAIa try to stop Daemon's spread, meanwhile we get some flashbacks to Dot & Enzo's dad and his adventures in the Stargate program. Episode Rating: "That Was Easy Enough" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our mont…
 
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