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The weekly occult podcast diving into the deep end of mythology, high-strangeness and religion. A show for seekers upon the path and wanderers of the outer abyss. Where others stay surface level, we go deep into the rabbit holes of demonolatry, chaos magick, gnosticism Thelema, Aleister Crowley, fallen angels, the ars goetia, MKULTRA, the black cross of Saturn and of course Ancient Egypt.
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Welcome to 'The Football Yanks', your quintessential stop for engaging American commentary on the world's most beloved sport, soccer. With your seasoned hosts, Derek and Ryan, this podcast brings you the compelling analysis, game predictions, and fresh reactions you crave. Join us weekly as we explore soccer from all angles, spanning major international leagues to the bustling transfer market. Whether it's EPL action or MLS excitement, our deep dives and predictions will fuel your football f ...
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we discuss the most likely ways the world will end. Before diving into the chilling details, we explore a dark philosophical overlap shared between occultists and mainstream religion in the field of eschatology, the study of the end of the world. We show how “Armageddon,” a word o…
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In this episode of "Football Yanks," hosts Derek and Ryan dive deep into the chaos and drama of the Premier League's latest fixtures. They kick things off by dissecting Chelsea's tumultuous match that set a new record for yellow cards, exploring the questionable decisions, and discussing the hefty fine imposed on the team for ill-discipline. The du…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we step through the mirror into the cold wastes of Soviet Russia to explore the fringe, breakthrough science of Dr. Nikolai Kozyrev who re-imagined the role that torsion, time and entropy play in our cosmology of the universe and even created a giant mirror using these concepts ca…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we go all in on the biggest, most controversial and deeply conspiratorial rabbit holes in the whole universe… the 2001, September 11th terrorist attacks which ended the lives of over 3,000 people and ushered in an era of preemptive warfare without conditions of victory, the global…
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In this week's episode of Football Yanks, hosts Ryan, Derek, and Luke dive deep into the chaos and intrigue surrounding the football world. This episode uncovers every angle, from the promising performances and risky decisions involving U.S. Men's National Team stars like Brendan Aaronson and Slonina to the puzzling management strategies at Chelsea…
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In this episode of "Football Yanks," hosts Ryan and Derek dive deep into a whirlwind week of Premier League action and off-the-pitch dramas. Ryan and Derek hash out the EPL's latest matches, scrutinizing Manchester United's puzzling transfer decisions—was sidelining Harry Maguire a mistake? They examine Tottenham and Newcastle's tactical showdowns …
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! This week we dive snoot first into George Orwell’s new-age, dystopian, fairy-tale ANIMAL FARM! In the free section of the show we contextualize Orwell’s work by discussing his past and politics before diving into the history of the events that Animal Farm is allegory to. We discuss the Bolshevik revolut…
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In this action-packed episode of Football Yanks, your hosts Ryan, Derek, and Luke dive deep into the latest Premier League action and transfer news. They kick things off by discussing Chelsea's blistering destruction of Wolves. Despite the dominant performance, the gang discusses Enzo Maresca's tactical winners and losers. The trio tackles the swir…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we explore the occult and religious symbolism woven prominently throughout Fritz Lang’s silent-film-cinema-classic Metropolis! Often credited with establishing the science-fiction genre, the symbolism and story of Metropolis is often naively overlooked to emphasize the innovative …
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In this passionate episode of Football Yanks, hosts Luke and Ryan immerse themselves in the highs and lows of Chelsea's season opener against Man City. Fueled by his love for the game, Luke shares his firsthand account of the 2-0 defeat to the defending champions. The duo dissects key player performances, offering sharp critiques and identifying th…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this episode we explore the most prolific occult lodge of the German speaking world, The Fraternitas Saturni, delving deep into its quixotic metaphysics and dark philosophies. With Steven Flowers as our guide, our journey begins in pre-world-war Germany, stars Aleister Crowley as a leading progenitor…
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In this thrilling preseason episode of Football Yanks, hosts Ryan and Derek dive into the whirlwind of transfer activities and strategic maneuvers shaping the upcoming Premier League season. Despite not being a regular starter internationally, they spotlight a talented 24-year-old Portuguese player with immense potential to elevate a stacked team w…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s show we are joined, once again, by Mister Tim Hacker, the creator and host of the Cryptic Chronicles podcast (crypticchronicles.com) who promises to take us on a journey to the darkest places within the forbidden nether-regions of the publicly available, artificially intelligent minds use…
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In this captivating episode of the Football Yanks podcast, hosts Derek and Ryan dive into a whirlwind of topics that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From the controversial punishment discrepancies between Chelsea's transfer ban and Manchester City's sanctions to the thrilling Olympic performances, the duo leaves no stone unturned. As they n…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! Due to scheduling complications this week our normal human team of hosts were unavailable to record... so I made an experimental military-grade AI do it for us! In order to produce a "convincing sounding" TWR episode we first uploaded every single one of our previous episode into the machine learning da…
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Join hosts Ryan, Derek, and Luke for a jam-packed Football Yanks episode where preseason insights, controversies, and biting commentary take center stage. Dive into the world of young talent as the trio discusses the pressures on US players and Cavan Sullivan's impact on the MLS. Luke airs his fatigue over Messi's dominating presence in the league,…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this episode we explore the astrology and occult symbolism that permeate the failed assassination of former US President Donald J. Trump during his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania on the 13th of July, 2024. In the free side of the show we begin by exploring the suspicious circumstances on the day of th…
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In this jam-packed episode of Football Yanks, hosts Derek and Ryan dive into the exhilarating world of soccer with analysis, opinions, and unexpected encounters. Ryan opens up about his support for his partner Shannon’s determined race amidst extreme conditions and his critique of the race’s organization. Shifting gears, the hosts break down the re…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! This week we get right back into the finer points of vampiric practice as laid out by the one-time Temple of Set High Priest, Don Webb from his somewhat recent occult manual, “Energy Magick of the Vampire” which, as the extended title suggests is a manual for personal power and manifestation. In the fre…
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In this high-energy episode of Football Yanks, hosts Derek, Ryan, and Luke dive deep into the climax of the football season with their Euros Final Preview Special. The conversation kicks off with the Euro and Copa America competitions. The hosts dissect team performances with a keen eye, debating the strengths and vulnerabilities of powerhouses lik…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we rise from our coffin of eternal slumber, prepare the strawberry daiquiris and don the cloak of the devil of himself as we explore the finer points of becoming a real-life vampire. With Don Webb’s occult classic “Energy Magick for the Vampyre” as our guide we learn about the var…
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Join Ryan and Derek on this action-packed episode of Football Yanks as they break down the Euros Quarterfinal with their sharp insights and lively banter. They kick things off by dissecting Saka's standout performance, noting his versatility and game-changing contributions for England, and addressing the controversial substitution of Harry Kane and…
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According to my guest this time, the United States is entering a Latino century, and that might be what saves our democracy. Mike Madrid is a top expert on Latino voting, and in recent years he’s become a national leader in the bipartisan fight to save democracy. He’s been the political director for the California Republican Party, a senior adviser…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s show we are joined by Tim Hacker of the Cryptic Chronicles Podcast to discuss the many ways you can have a bad trip while ingesting Datura, also known as “Jimson Weed.” We begin the episode by discussing how Datura works on a chemical level and wax philosophic before jumping into some fir…
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Join hosts Ryan and Derek on this electrifying Football Yanks episode as they dive deep into the thrilling Euros Round of 16 action! Their sharp analysis kicks off with a heated debate on the precision and leniency of offside calls that could reshape the game's future. Delve into an in-depth review of recent standout performances, including Germany…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s episode we explore the reality-bending paradigm of a largely unknown group of unhinged Chaos Magicians who sprouted from the philosophy department of Warwick University, England- the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit or CCRU. Under the direction of Sadie Plant and Nick Land the CCRU would …
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🎙️ Football Yanks Euros Group Match 2 Review 🚀 In this action-packed episode, hosts Ryan and Derek gear up for an in-depth analysis of the second round of group matches in the Euros and the opening matches in Copa America! From Venezuela's surprising victory over Ecuador and the meteoric rise of Kendry Paez to Chelsea's latest transfer coups, Estev…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s show we traverse the perilous Backrooms of creepy-pasta fame, using its dark mythology popularized by Kane Pixels as a case-study of the nature and power of liminality. We begin by exploring the liminal space of the backrooms as they first appeared originally in their anonymous creepy-pas…
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In this thrilling episode of Football Yanks, hosts Ryan and Derek plunge headfirst into the exhilarating opening weekend Championships. The dynamic duo starts with a spirited discussion, pitting Emma Hayes against Greg Berhalter in a hypothetical coaching faceoff, complete with witty banter about sneaker savings. They then share their disapproval o…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! This week sees us back for PART 2 of our deep-dive into the symbolic and occult meaning underpinning Philip K. Dick’s autobiographical, mostly-still-fiction, futuristic dystopia: A Scanner Darkly. We resume our analysis by first unpacking the symbolic meaning of the insects which haunt the characters fr…
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In this thrilling episode of Football Yanks, hosts Derek, Luke, and Ryan dive headfirst into the hottest topics surrounding international and club soccer. Kicking things off, the trio scrutinizes Pep Guardiola's influential role at Manchester City and debates the controversies surrounding his final season steering the ship. While discussing Man Cit…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s show we dive back into the world of science-fiction-author extraordinaire, Philip K. Dick by looking at his break-out, dystopian, future-prophesying 1977 classic “A Scanner Darkly,” alongside its faithful 2006 film adaptation. If you’re not familiar, the movie is free on Youtube. In the f…
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In this thrilling episode of Football Yanks, hosts Ryan and Derek dissect every crucial moment of the sensational Champions League Final between Real Madrid and Borussia Dortmund. With their signature blend of insight and humor, they break down the performances, tactics, and key player contributions that shaped the outcome of this unforgettable mat…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we discuss wildly prolific and conspiratorially provocative Steve Jackson game “Illuminati” which, despite its creation in 1975 continues to predict future events with uncanny accuracy. Often appearing without explanation on anonymous image boards and social media posts, the Illum…
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In this intense and insightful episode of "Football Yanks," the hosts dive deep into the tumultuous world of soccer management and player evaluations. Join Ryan, Derek, and Luke as they dissect the toxic environments plaguing clubs like Barcelona and delve into the delicate balance of transfers and positional needs at Chelsea. From heated debates a…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we continue my birthday tradition of NOT taking the week off and simply going off-script to discuss whatever arises first. In the free section of the show we discuss Terrance Howard, our first memories as toddlers, power rangers, childhood dreams, meeting the devil, pooping your p…
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In this captivating episode of Football Yanks, our seasoned hosts Ryan and Luke delve into the rollercoaster ride of Chelsea's Premier League campaign. They meticulously examine the team's heartbreak of missing out on a Champions League spot, while Ryan injects a ray of hope with his positive outlook on historically strong Europa League performance…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we dive into part 2 of our series on Dion Fortune’s quintessential occult classic, Psychic Self Defense. First, we kick things off by discussing the often claimed yet poorly understood phenomena of interacting with people possessed of a non-human soul, how drunk-sex creates them a…
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Welcome back to another electrifying episode of Football Yanks, where we dive into a weekend packed with EPL fixtures with all the enthusiasm and analysis you've come to expect! Football aficionados Ryan, Luke, and Derek unpack a plethora of topics, from high-stakes matchups and upcoming finals in the Champions League and FA Cup to intense discussi…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we explore the occult classic “Psychic Self Defense” by the illustrious and sometimes problematic Dion Fortune. With Fortune as our guide we discuss the practical wisdom of how to deal with a psychic attack, the precaution you should take to avoid it and a whole lot of practical o…
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In this roller-coaster episode of Football Yanks, hosts Luke and Derek dive deep into the tumultuous waves of the Premier League. The fields are ripe with speculation and drama, from Tyler Adams' challenging season and a potential move to Bournemouth to Harry Kane eyeing a switch. The duo scrutinizes the recent struggles of iconic teams like Liverp…
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Many liberals are deeply confused about how to respond to the campus protests over Gaza. And I think it’s an example of the confusion liberals are feeling generally over a lot of issues. I believe much of the confusion can be traced to the assumption that all political opinions can fit on a single line, from left to right. For this one-dimensional,…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we investigate the strange happenings at the infamous, paranormal hotspot, Skinwalker Ranch. In the free section of the show we discuss the rich history of the Uinta Basin, the part the legendary buffalo soldiers played in settling the region, portal surfing UFOs, the Sherman fami…
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In this electrifying episode of Football Yanks, join hosts Derek, Luke, and Ryan as they dissect an action-packed week in the Premier League. The hosts discuss Harry Maguire's recent form and the broader challenges facing Manchester United's recruitment strategies. Amidst the tactical talk, there's some unique banter about possibly bringing Harry's…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we discuss the highly contentious and taboo topic of masturbation(?!) to explore if there are any physical, mental or spiritual benefits to either extreme abstinence or uninhibited indulgence. We talk about the popular no-fap movement, government psyops and folk superstitions befo…
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In this high-octane episode of Football Yanks, Derek and Luke dive into the gripping FA Cup Semi-Finals and dissect the tumultuous events of EPL Matchday 34. As City's players show signs of weariness, our hosts debate whether the rigorous schedule or Chelsea's quality under Coach Pochettino is to blame for the tension on the pitch. The duo doesn't …
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! In this week’s show we finally ask the question “WTF is Atheism,” explore the logic that supports it and what the heck it could possibly have to do with spiritual practice. In the free section of the show we discuss the spiritual importance of Atheism, its likely historical origins and some of the logic…
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Join us this week on "Football Yanks" as we tackle the turbulence at Tottenham and the scrutiny surrounding Stamford Bridge. In this episode, our trio of hosts, Ryan, Luke, and Derek, delve deep into the top stories shaping the football world, where strategy on the pitch clashes with the chaos of commerce and controversy. First, Ryan leads the char…
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Send us comments, suggestions and ideas here! On this week’s episode we’re joined by Iskandar, known widely on the internet as Alawite Anon, the same fellow who’s anonymous post on 4chan went viral a few weeks ago and found itself as the topic of discussion for our episode dubiously labeled “Interview with a Gnostic Muslim.” As fate would have it, …
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In this thrilling episode of Football Yanks, Ryan and Derek dive into the drama and excitement of EPL Week 31! The table sees a shuffle as Tottenham stakes a claim to the fourth spot. Arsenal's victory over Brighton is dissected, alongside Havertz's recent standout performance and Arsenal's title chances. The tension is palpable as Liverpool and Ar…
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