Best Madcow Podcasts (2024)

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The Curse Market (Demonic Reeboks, Nuclear War, & The Market for Cursed Objects) 1:38:16

1+ y ago1:38:16

1:38:16

From salt circles, and iron horseshoes to urine-based potions humans across the world have worked tirelessly to protect themselves from the forces of evil. In particular curses. But in, perhaps, another sign that we live in pre-apocalyptic times, a market for cursed things has sprung up on the internet and business is good. We’ll explore the curse …

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Dark Age 2024 (Trump Anon, Ra Material & Thinking Plants) 1:07:09

1+ y ago1:07:09

1:07:09

As they say, life comes at you hard and nothing hits harder than a falling empire. Is the US casually drifting into failed state status? Will “domestic asymmetric warfare” become the next big hashtag contaminating social media in our near future? The answer is yes the only question is when. We will scry the omens as we discuss Dark Age 2024 or the …

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Troubled Waters (Nessie MIA & Covid Snake Vaccine) 1:17:21

2y ago1:17:21

1:17:21

What’s strange is new again. Which is another way to say, It’s time to discuss the latest trove of UFO documents pried from the hands of the US Government. According to said documents thirsty UFO’s have been swiping right during their nocturnal visits to earth and if that wasn’t bad enough one of these pervs may have left a woman with it’s hybrid s…

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The Bellingham Lights Incident (Northwest UFOs, GOP Sex Cults & Feral People) 1:17:49

2y ago1:17:49

1:17:49

No one ever thinks it will happen to them. Least of all anyone who actually wants it to happen to them. Of course I’m talking about UFO sightings but it could apply to anything fun. Ghost encounters, surprise parties or randomly bumping into Scarlett Johansson and realizing that she’s actually just a down to earth person and not the blood thirsty c…

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Critical War Theory (Ukraine, Racism, & Weirdness) 1:13:25

2+ y ago1:13:25

1:13:25

It’s been more than two weeks and the war between Russia and Ukraine is already getting old. Outlets are already scaling back their Ooo-Rah headlines about Ukrainian military successes and instead are pivoting to the discrepancy of EU and NATO responses to pretty much every other war between the west and non-westerners. Is this war fatigue? Algorit…

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Russian Into WWIII (Ukraine, John Titor, Young Living Satan Scandal) 1:27:34

2+ y ago1:27:34

1:27:34

Like the father who abandoned you when you were twelve, we’re back. We’ve returned to your speakers without explanation or apology, and just like your long lost father, we don’t know how long we’ll be staying. But we’re here now, so let’s make the most of it. With Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in full swing it seemed like a great time to dust off so…

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Transcending our lives 29:31

2+ y ago29:31

29:31

We welcome the girls back after Selina faced a week in bed with Coco. Shannon has found her true calling and we are ready to share a big surprise with you.

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Where is this going? 29:48

2+ y ago29:48

29:48

On this weeks episode, the girls talk love and babies (but not how you think) Stay tuned until the end for Shannon's embarrassing confession.

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2022 - the year of the Madcows 45:11

2+ y ago45:11

45:11

Welcome back to another season of Madcow Confessions. New year, same girls. Buckle up, she is going to be a wild ride.

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Ho, Ho, Ho and we are not talking about Selina 44:54

2+ y ago44:54

44:54

Happy holiday season. What a wonderful season 2 we have had. The girls recap their favourite confessions and Shannon dives into her cringiest Facebook status from over the years.

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How to keep your dicks in check 41:05

2+ y ago41:05

41:05

This episode the girls dive into Shannon's birthday, Selina's court case and some helpful tips from the 80's in how to please your man. We also hear from a Fem-Dom fan. Enjoy...

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Selina's biggest sin and Shannon's shy din 36:32

2+ y ago36:32

36:32

Selina confesses to her biggest sin and we find out what surprises you may find in your next door neighbours back yard.

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Tales of Selina, the sexual gypsy 40:35

2+ y ago40:35

40:35

This week we talk eye watering toxic farts and Selina the sexual gypsy, travelling the roads, breaking hearts.

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What's the weirdest thing someone has said to you during sex? 38:08

2+ y ago38:08

38:08

Sex talk. Enough to make your eyeballs pop.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, Shannon is a 9 but Selina is the 1 you need! 55:29

2+ y ago55:29

55:29

On this weeks episode, Selina learns that our house is definitely NOT soundproof and the girl's share their best pick up lines! Will they be enough to encourage a stirring in ones loins??

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Naughty or Nice 28:18

2+ y ago28:18

28:18

Things get a little R rated in the confessional this week as a fans juicy secret has the girls spilling the tea! We recommend finishing your food before listening.

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Lets turn this moistness into a squirt! Buy our Madcow Confessions t-shirt! 37:46

2+ y ago37:46

37:46

On this weeks episode the girls discuss exploring their own bodies, infidelity and finish it off with a juicy confession from one of our loyal listeners. Stay tuned to the end for that one.

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Get your filthy paws off my silky draws! 35:13

2+ y ago35:13

35:13

Welcome back to another episode of Madcow Confessions. This week the girls announce the arrival of Wedgie Girl Merch and Confessional T's that will be arriving next month. Don't forget to follow and like us on Spotify to get notified when each new episode drops. If a week is too long to wait jump on to our Instagram and Tiktok to get a daily does o…

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Dreams last for so long, even after you're gone 39:01

2+ y ago39:01

39:01

Welcome back to the confessional. The girls are excited to be back for season 2. Don't forget to send in your confessions to our Instagram account @madcowconfessions In loving memory of S.D.H 1990-2007

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How many time can Selina say internal? 36:53

3y ago36:53

36:53

Join the girls as they wrap up episode 10 of the first season in the confessional. We hope you have enjoyed having a look into our lives and deepest darkest secrets. Join us next season for even more juicy stories and crazy antics.

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Memory Lane 44:04

3y ago44:04

44:04

As the girls first season is slowly coming up to the finish line they take a trip down memory lane and reminisce on their yearly adventures that Shannon has endured over their acquaintanceship.

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A journey into the unknown (Selina's Juicy Peach) 35:58

3y ago35:58

35:58

What do you get when you mix fake tan, psychedelics and a big bung hole? A funny 30 minutes with the girls in the confessional. Stay tuned until the end because the girls have a special give away for one lucky mad cow.

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Lockdown, love and cunnilingus 35:23

3y ago35:23

35:23

Join the girls in the confessional aka their lockdown hell. Will they ever be set free???

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It's called a courtesy wash guys 27:17

3y ago27:17

27:17

This week in the confessional Shannon's farts bring back fond memories while Selina's LBL leads to things getting a little moist.

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Sweet dreams are made of.... Clint Eastwood 30:57

3y ago30:57

30:57

On this weeks episode the girls grapple with the idea of being stranded... ALONE! Of course somebody couldn't go a week without bringing up sex toys!

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episode 4 THE ULTIMATE GHOST 27:38

3y ago27:38

27:38

This week the girls discuss a potential stint on the Bachelor along with the heart breaking truth, he's just not that into you. Ghosting edition!

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Two lies and a truth 24:50

3y ago24:50

24:50

Lets play a little game... We tackle 2 lies and a truth and uncover some sinister secrets! Can you guess the truth?

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Slaps, flaps and King Kong's Dong 40:54

3y ago40:54

40:54

This week we give you a little insight into our childhoods and the inside of Selina's freezer. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram, Tiktok and Spotify.

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Monaco one day, Mount Isa the next 30:09

3y ago30:09

30:09

Welcome to our very first episode of Madcow confessions. On this week's episode we 'try' to give you an insight into the name Madcow Confessions as well as clearing up what happened to Shannon's sin tin. Confused? So are we! Like and follow us Tiktok: Madcowconfessions Instagram: Madcowconfessions

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Nine Page Nothing (Government UFO Report) 1:02:33

3y ago1:02:33

1:02:33

It’s finally here. The much talked about omnibus of government information totalling the entirety of its knowledge on the subject of UAPs - the unidentifieds formerly known as flying objects. This moment comes a full six months after being strong-armed into an appropriations bill by truth-seeking public servants. Speculation on the contents of the …

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Monsters Abound (Rise of the Cryptids) 44:06

3y ago44:06

44:06

There are monsters among us and I don't mean sex trafficking congressmen from Florida. I mean literal monsters like Nessie, Bigfoot and the chupacabra. If you thought those guys were old news, think again because all signs are pointing to a resurgence of cryptids across the globe. And of the many strange beliefs out there some are harder to believe…

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Drone-ing At Sea (Navy UFO Secret?) 56:14

3y ago56:14

56:14

Something’s up off the coast of California. Mysterious flying objects have once again been spotted harassing the US navy. As of yet The Who, what and whys behind the incident are still up in the air… (puns)More intriguing though is how these mystery machines are being described. Rather than call them UFO’s or UAP’s they’re being reported as drones.…

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DeGeneres Portions (Celebrity Meets Synthetic Meats) 1:06:08

3+ y ago1:06:08

1:06:08

In 2019 swiss scientist Magnus Soderlund proposed that people should start eating the dead in order to stave off global calamity. His suggestion shocked the world with some wondering if science had gone too far. In 2021 a new group has returned to the people eater concept but his time they’re not trying to appeal to our worries of planetary annihil…

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Gamestop the System (Wallstreets Bets vs Hedgefunds) 59:24

3+ y ago59:24

59:24

It’s been a weird week on Wall Street as financial road warriors have breached the gates and began plundering all that sweet, sweet capital from the coffers of more deserving Robber Barons. This made the greedy lords of the Hedgefund Kingdom quite angry sending them crying to their Uncle Sam to stop the madness. Some think it might be too late; Dem…

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An Arm For Hammer (Celebrity Cannibal Exposé) 1:00:46

3+ y ago1:00:46

1:00:46

Do you enjoy barbeques? What about the taste of raw meat? Do you find yourself fantasizing about eating your significant other? If so, you could have what it takes to make it in Hollywood. I know wack-a-do Q Anon conspiracists have really owned the hollywood-cannibal-accusation market as of late, but would you believe that there are now actual text…

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Hello Sedition, My Old Friend (DC Insurrection) 1:05:46

3+ y ago1:05:46

1:05:46

As everyone in the world knows by this point, Cobra Kai season 3 is fire. Other than that it would seem the writers of our shared simulation are very committed to the the Second Civil War story line so this week we got ourselves a little bit of sedition, insurrection and twitter bans. We’re talking Right Wing revolution and the country that denies …

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New Year and Hilaria Ensues (Solar WInd Hacks, UFOs and Scandal) 1:06:24

3+ y ago1:06:24

1:06:24

weird stops for no one which means that we’ve got a lot to talk about today. From massive computer hacks that will probably be the cause of future disasters, and lizard hunting nutjob suicide bombers, to lying celebrities we’ll be covering it all. As they say Hindsight is 2020 and it can fucking stay there. Our sights are on the future and all the …

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