Maria and Sean, a married couple who loves trash holiday films, analyze the flicks that fascinate them. From the tropey, predictable plots to the outright bizarre detours from the Hallmark formula - they'll chat hard about this genre they look forward to every Holiday season.
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Join two Aussie girls, who hate to admit they love Hallmark movies, as they endeavour to put together a list of the best films before Christmas… and maybe even one day write their own! New episodes out fortnightly.
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Love at Sunset Terrace (Reel One Entertainment Movie Review)
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This week on the pod, we're reviewing 'Love at Sunset Terrace', a feel-good movie where a city gal goes to a small town and falls in love. Are we shocked? Synopsis: Exhausted from her marketing job, Sophie rents an Airbnb from a widowed father and his daughter to wind down. However, the daughter is set on making her father fall in love once more, w…
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Sister of the Bride (Hallmark Movie Review)
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This week Aya and KB potentially find the second worst movie they've watched! What made it so!? Synopsis: Stephanie and Ben have only been dating for 6 months but that doesn't stop Ben from proposing on their anniversary. When they take a trip to Palm Springs to introduce Ben to Stephanie's parents, her sister announces her engagement as well! Now …
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Yes, I Do (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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Is this Hallmark Channel movie the worst one we've ever seen?? Spoiler... it's not. But, we do have some strong opinions about this one, particularly Aya. Synopsis: Busy chocolatier Charlotte has left mechanic James at the altar twice. Now she needs to prove to him that she really does want to marry him. Things are complicated when James' ex-girlfr…
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Love Blossoms (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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We watched the same movie this week and we didn't mind it! Here's our review of Love Blossoms. Synopsis: After the death of her perfumer father, Violet works tirelessly to produce his latest scent but can't figure out the final ingredient. Will she find the right nose in time for the perfume's release? SHOW NOTES: Hosts: Aya Valentine & Kristen Bar…
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Love on Harbor Island (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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Another week, another movie that's not the worst one we've ever seen. We're reviewing, Love on Harbor Island! Synopsis: Interior designer Lily returns home to help her Aunt Maggie run her marina-side bed and breakfast when she meets Marcus, a handsome seaplane pilot whose work delivering rescue dogs helps Lily discover that home really is where the…
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We couldn't resist watching Lindsay Lohan's new movie on St Patrick's Day. We promised we'll get back to Hallmark movies after this!Synopsis: Maddy, an aspiring author and editor, has fallen in love with the author who's book she is editing. Unfortunately, he has fallen for her best friend but their wedding in Ireland gives Maddy an opportunity to …
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A Vineyard Christmas (Reel One Movie Review)
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Another episode, another Reel One and vineyard-themed movie to review! Now, this movie actually surprised us, but how? You'll have to listen!Synopsis: Heather, host of 'Read Between the Vines', is determined to create the perfect Christmas episode by featuring a unique winery from her hometown. The only thing standing in her way? Rudy, the attracti…
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A Vineyard Romance (Reel One Movie Review)
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We're back! We know we left you for a bit, we're sorry. Life got in the way of our Hallmark binging! But what better way to get back into the swing of things than with some wine and love? Watch A Vineyard Romance with us, found on Prime here in Australia. Synopsis: Wedding magazine writer, Sam is assigned to cover the influencer wedding of the year…
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Midnight at the Magnolia (MarVista Movie Review)
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! We know we're a week late but for this week's episode, we thought we'd review a New Year's movie. Enter Midnight at the Magnolia, found on Netflix here in Australia. Synopsis: Best friends, Maggie and Jack, pretend to be in a relationship to get a better time slot for their radio show! But how much are they both really pretending? S…
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The Christmas Prince (Netflix Movie Review)
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Merry Christmas, everyone! For this week's episode, we thought we'd review a Netflix original Christmas movie classic: The Christmas Prince. Synopsis: When a reporter goes undercover as a tutor to get the inside scoop on a playboy prince, she gets tangled in some royal intrigue and ends up finding love - but will she be able to keep up her lie? SHO…
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A Christmas Love Story (Hallmark Movie Review)
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We're all Christmas, all the time now! This week, we review A Christmas Love Story featuring Kristin Chenoweth and Scott Wolf and it's agreed, it's great!Synposis: A school choir director loses focus when a new boy joins her choir and she meets his widowed father.SHOW NOTES:Hosts: Aya Valentine & Kristen BarrosInstagram & TikTok: @hallmarkedpodYouT…
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Angel Falls Christmas (Great American Family Movie Review)
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It's Christmas time! And what better way to kick off the season than with a Chad Michael Murray delight, "Angel Falls Christmas". Synposis: A devoted doctor with little time for the Christmas spirit is in desperate need of an intervention from the unlikeliest of places. SHOW NOTES:Hosts: Aya Valentine & Kristen BarrosInstagram & TikTok: @hallmarked…
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Our last non-Christmas movie review before the holiday season really kicks off! This week, we're reviewing Choose Love, the Choose Your Own Adventure Rom Com, on Netflix!SynopsisIt would seem that Cami has the perfect life and yet she feels like maybe there's something that she's missing. Her boyfriend Paul is ready to propose but two new men comin…
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Autumn Dreams (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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We're in fall mode with our movie reviews (despite being in Australia). This week, we're reviewing Autumn Dreams which you can watch on Prime Video.SynopsisAnnie is about to marry her fiancé Joe when she finds out her annulment to her high school sweetheart, Ben, was never processed. While reconnecting with her old love, will sparks begin to fly ag…
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Love on a Limb (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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We're in fall mode with our movie reviews (despite being in Australia). This week, we're reviewing Love On a Limb which you can watch on Prime Video. Synopsis Aimie Roarke is always up for a cause, whether it's helping a local animal shelter or hosting a bake sale for the Fire Department. When the town's beloved oak tree is set to be cut down, she …
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Good Witch (Hallmark Channel TV Series Review)
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We're back after a short break and this week, we thought we'd do something different a review a TV series; the pilot episode of Good Witch. And honestly, it's nowhere near the worst thing we've seen! Synopsis: "Good Witch" will take viewers on a new magical journey with Cassie Nightingale and her daughter Grace. When Dr. Sam Radford moves in next d…
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We've strayed from Hallmark again this week with another Netflix special, A Perfect Pairing. We couldn't help it! Want to count how many times we say how much we love that it's filmed in Australia with Australian accents? Also, sorry Lucy Durack! Synposis: A young sommelier venturing out on her own wants to start her new company with a top Australi…
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The Convenient Groom (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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This week's movie is not the worst one we've seen but it got pretty close to being the worst! We're reviewing The Convenient Groom, a Hallmark Channel classic that makes questionable character choices for the female lead. Synposis: A young celebrity marriage counselor discovers herself left at the altar of her own highly-publicized wedding. To save…
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Falling For Christmas (Netflix Christmas Movie Review)
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We've jumped ship to Netflix this week to see just how much Hallmark movies have influenced the streaming service!Synopsis: Just before Christmas, a hotel heiress has a skiing accident and finds herself in the care of a handsome lodge owner, his mother-in-law and his daughter after being diagnosed with amnesia.SHOW NOTES: Hosts: Aya Valentine & Kri…
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The Christmas Doctor (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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We love a sweet Hallmark Channel movie! But we also love a movie with a bit of drama... and this movie did not deliver. Synopsis: A travelling doctor finds love and a home at her latest assignment in Willowbrook.SHOW NOTES: Hosts: Aya Valentine & Kristen Barros Instagram & TikTok: @hallmarkedpod YouTube: @hallmarkedpod Music: Tres French by Jonny B…
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Ice Sculpture Christmas (Hallmark Channel Movie Review
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Another interesting Christmas movie by Hallmark Channel! This week, we're reviewing Ice Sculpture Christmas. Minor spoiler but is it possible to go from culinary school to dish washer to sous chef in basically a week? Synopsis: Callie, an aspiring chef, with her childhood friend David, enters Callie into a club's annual Christmas ice sculpting comp…
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Candy Cane Christmas (Lifetime Christmas Movie Review)
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It's still Christmas in July and for week two, we thought we'd pop over to Stan and check out Candy Cane Christmas! Was it a wise move? You tell us! Synposis: Phoebe is searching for a new tradition to fill her holiday spirit, after life events mean that the lights of Candy Cane Lane can no longer continue. What she ends up realising is that it's t…
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My Christmas Love (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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It's Christmas in July! 🎄 We're celebrating with a Hallmark gem, "My Christmas Love". This was an interesting movie - the lead is a described as a hopeless romantic, but we see it differently! Synposis: A hopeless romantic who can't ever seem to give a guy a real chance begins receiving each of the "12 Days of Christmas" as gifts anonymously at her…
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Always Amore (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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Apparently a lot of Italians live in the state of Washington! Well, according to Hallmark Channel. This week, we're reviewing 'Always Amore'. Spoiler alert... we really enjoyed the two main character's acting and chemistry!Synopsis: Follows Elizabeth who is forced to work with Ben, a pro restaurant consultant, to keep her late husband's Italian res…
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This Little Love of Mine [Jaggi Entertainment Movie Review]
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We are super excited about this week's episode. We are reviewing a Hallmark-inspired movie by Australian production company, Jaggi Entertainment. Filmed in North Queensland, specifically, Cairns, we were keen to see some Aussie actors and sites. Our thoughts on the movie? Look... it's not the worst one we've seen... SHOW NOTES: Hosts: Aya Valentine…
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Sweet Autumn (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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We chose candy over Christmas this week with our Sweet Autumn review. Look, it's not the worst we've ever seen but... Movie plot: When her Aunt Dee passes away, Maggie inherit's her candy store. But will her new business partner be her downfall? SHOW NOTES: Hosts: Aya Valentine & Kristen Barros Instagram & TikTok: @hallmarkedpod YouTube: @hallmarke…
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Just Add Romance (Hallmark Movie Channel Review)
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We've ditched Christmas in this week's episode and added a culinary delight to the review schedule instead. Just Add Romance may be the movie that divides us but it's healthy to have differing opinions, right? Movie plot: Two head chefs go head to head in the ultimate cooking showdown but what will win; career or love? SHOW NOTES: Hosts: Aya Valent…
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Let it Snow (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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In this week's episode, we review a 2013 Hallmark Channel TV Movie, "Let it Snow", starring Candace Cameron Bure. This movie has our favourite Hallmark trope: a big city corporate gal who goes to a small town and falls in love with a flannel-wearing local guy. Movie plot: An executive examines her company's new property and prepares a presentation …
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A Taste of Christmas/The Christmas Calendar (MarVista Entertainment)
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How many plots in one movie is too many? This week, we're back with a MarVista Entertainment movie review! We try and understand the plot of "A Taste of Christmas"/"The Christmas Calendar" starring Broadway star, Laura Bell Bundy! Movie plot: When Emily, a struggling baker in a small town, receives a handmade Christmas Calendar from a secret admire…
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The Birthday Wish (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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It's Aya's birthday week so, of course, we're celebrating! In this episode, we review Hallmark's The Birthday Wish. Fitting, right? Movie Plot: A young woman, who desperately wants to be engaged by 30, wishes to see the future and is surprised by the premonition's results. SHOW NOTES: Hosts: Aya Valentine & Kristen Barros Instagram & TikTok: @hallm…
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Love Strikes Twice/Second Chance Christmas (MarVista Entertainment)
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We are going to be bold and say this is THE WORST movie we've ever seen/reviewed. In this episode we review a MarVista Entertainment movie, "Love Strikes Twice" also known as "Second Chance Christmas". Move plot: In this Christmas time romantic comedy, Caroline is unhappy in her marriage and makes her way to file for divorce. On the way, she is in …
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Return to Christmas Creek (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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Keen to watch a Hallmark movie where a career-driven city gal decides to go back to her small country hometown for Christmas? Then 'Return to Christmas Creek' is for you! Movie plot: With Christmas approaching, a career-focused Chicago app developer returns to her small hometown to rediscover the meaning of Christmas. There she reunites with her es…
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All Things Valentine (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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It wouldn't be a Hallmark Channel Valentine's Day movie if the plot didn't include two people who hate Valentine's Day! In this episode, we review another classic: All Things Valentine. This is possibly the most confusing storyline Hallmark has ever written! Movie plot: A blogger who has had terrible luck on Valentine's days meets a handsome veteri…
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The Mistletoe Promise (Hallmark Channel Movie Review)
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A Christmasphobe!? In our debut episode of Hallmarked!, we review the Hallmark Channel's 2016 movie, The Mistletoe Promise. Listen along as we try to understand the costume choices, the number of Christmas trees and the true meaning of this made up word! Movie plot: Two self-confessed 'Christmasphobes' sign a contract which will mutually benefit th…
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Maria & Sean analyze one of their absolute favorite cable Christmas movies - the subversively excellent Christmas Cupcakes. A fairly tame act hides what is a very funny and surprising movie. CHEF PAOLO FOR LIFE.By Baptriens
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Subversion! That's the theme behind the next two episodes. Maria and Sean will be talking about movies that take the cable Christmas movie format and do fun things with it. First up is Christmas Movie Christmas - the Mar Vista-produced story of sisters who wake up in a Christmas movie after making a wish.…
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Disney Channel Original Movie meets Arrested Development? Melissa Joan Hart as a badly perm'd kidnapper? Lacey with the good hair? Lassie's June Lockhart as a brazen renegade? Maria and Sean deconstruct "Holiday in Handcuffs" - a holiday romcom with a high CPM (crimes per minute.) MARIA NOTE: At ne point I reference "Spirit of Christmas" but really…
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You can't have your ho-ho-highs without your ho-ho-lows. Maria and Sean check out Christmas Kiss 2 - a "romantic comedy" movie about a billionaire who forces a subordinate to love him. Romance? No. Comedy? No. Crime? Yes. Sean yells about this. A lot. CW: StalkingBy Baptriens
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Maria and Sean are tipsy on Jingle Jangles (peppermint schnapps martinis) and ready to deconstruct the Christmas romance flick "Holly's Holiday" - has love with an anthropomorphic department store mannequin gotten any better since Kim Cattrall and Andrew McCarthy had a go at it? Is dinner with a mannequin family decidedly a horror scene? The answer…
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Welcome to City Bad, Christmas Good! Maria and Sean start off with "Spirit of Christmas" - ghosts, murders, Christmas Romance, a struggling inn in western Massachusetts, and confusing costume choices await!By Baptriens
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