Best Mommy Milkers Podcasts (2024)

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S3 E17: Merky's Last Braincell 1:17:42

1d ago1:17:42

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Send us a Text Message. Is a donut secretly a dumpling? Join us on ADHD After Dark as we embark on a hilariously chaotic journey through playful debates, awkward high school memories, and the whimsical world of food definitions. From cat antics to nostalgic geometry class rants, our banter will keep you laughing while pondering life's quirky questi…

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S3 E16: Bloody Tacos 1:18:45

16d ago1:18:45

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Send us a Text Message. What happens when a Power Rangers outfit, a broken soda bottle, and a family vacation gone wrong converge in one episode? Brace yourself for an uproarious ride as we kick off with "ADHD After Dark," where technical mishaps and playful banter keep us on our toes. Murky's struggles with screenshots and Zeno's impulsive purchas…

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S3 E15: Our Most Depressing Podcast Ever 54:59

1M ago54:59

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Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered about the untapped erotic potential of household appliances? That's just one of the wild tangents we explore in this uproarious episode of ADHD After Dark! We kick things off with Xeno's multiple hilarious attempts at an intro, setting the chaotic tone for the night. From reminiscing about the legendary "oh no"…

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S3 E14: Emotional Support Alligator 1:13:38

2M ago1:13:38

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Send us a Text Message. Ever found yourself trapped in a belly laugh over the notion of an emotional support alligator named Wally wreaking havoc in Georgia? That's just a taste of the ridiculousness we dabble in on this week's podcast. Our after-dark adventure takes listeners from oil-soaked workdays to the sentimental value of Precious Moments fi…

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S3 E13: Teaching Sucks 1:16:44

2M ago1:16:44

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Send us a Text Message. Ever found yourself nibbling on a bit of peeling skin after a sunburn? Yeah, we went there—skin eating, Costco escapades, and the mystical world of Fallout lore all get a seat at our table this time around. Our ADHD After Dark family goes on a hilarious romp through tales of domestic triumphs like Gaz's chicken dinner, the b…

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S3 E12: Um.... Actually! 1:14:48

2M ago1:14:48

1:14:48

Send us a Text Message. Saddle up for an audio odyssey that'll whisk you from the clinks of cocktail glasses to the heart of pop culture pandemonium. As your hosts, we're mixing up a cocktail of tales and trivia, starting with our dear Marky's whiskey woes and culminating in a raucous game of 'Um Actually' where our guest, XenoStream38, brings a ti…

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S3 E11: Smol PP Problems 1:19:59

3M ago1:19:59

1:19:59

Send us a Text Message. Ever had one of those days where nothing goes to plan? That's pretty much how this episode kicks off, with Chris Pratt stirring the pot in the animated world as the new voice of Garfield. We crack open the discussion with our thoughts on his foray into iconic character roles and dive into the mixed bag of emotions that movie…

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S3 E10: Who Called The Cops 1:20:17

3M ago1:20:17

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Send us a Text Message. Ever find yourself in the most bizarre situations that just scream ADHD? That's the essence of our latest after-hours chat on ADHD After Dark. We kick things off with a good-natured roast of our technical snafus before diving into discussions that make the unpredictable our playground. From the peculiarities of our personal …

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S3 E9: Tickled by Genetics and Digital Antics 1:23:40

4M ago1:23:40

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Send us a Text Message. Ever been tickled pink by the thought that our quirkiest traits might just be a maternal gift? Our latest ADHD After Dark episode is where genetics meets jest, as we chuckle over the legacy we inherit and the odd legacies we could leave behind. It's a wild ride through the comedic mines of familial traits, complete with risq…

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S3 E8: Netflix We Have a Movie Pitch for You 1:17:04

4M ago1:17:04

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Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what it would be like if your wildest, most absurd movie ideas played out on the big screen? Well, buckle up, because our latest episode of ADHD After Dark is a rollercoaster through the zaniest concepts, from Dong Blade's nefarious plots to Nipolas Cage's extraordinary... assets. We're not just spitballing hil…

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S3 E7: Savvy Suppers and Technological Titters 1:23:22

4M ago1:23:22

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Send us a Text Message. Hey friends and fellow foodies! Ever wondered if you could have a blast without blowing the bank on a steak dinner? Well, buckle up for this episode because it's a whirlwind ride through the quirky and the quintessential, served up with a side of serious savings savvy. Our gang, joined by the ever-charming Monty, trades insi…

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S3 E6: Nippolas Cage 1:19:55

4M ago1:19:55

1:19:55

Send us a Text Message. Ever found yourself chuckling over the enigma of belly button lint or the alchemy of toast-making? Prepare for belly laughs and nods of agreement as we wade through life's everyday oddities and the more profound waters of familial bonds and on-set safety concerns. We're not just here for the punchlines; we navigate the emoti…

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S3 E5: Zeena Takes the Mic for a No Filter Comedy Slam 1:16:48

5M ago1:16:48

1:16:48

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered how a no-holds-barred, laugh-until-your-sides-hurt kind of conversation among friends sounds like? Well, wonder no more! This episode has us, your audacious hosts, joined by the ever unpredictable Zeena in a riotous exploration of personal dimensions that'll have you in stitches. Imagine a world where tape meas…

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S3 E4: Merky's Animal Showdown 1:36:30

5M ago1:36:30

1:36:30

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered if you've got what it takes to survive in the wild... or at least outlast a feisty weasel or a crafty crocodile in a hypothetical showdown? Strap in for a wild ride as we navigate through a jungle of laughter, intimate confessions, and the kind of survival strategies that would make Darwin himself raise an eyeb…

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S3 E3: Remember the Chicken 1:36:45

6M ago1:36:45

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Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what cooking spaghetti with ADHD is like, or why gaming nights with friends can turn into a scene straight from a Lovecraftian tale? Prepare to chuckle and nod as I recount a near-disastrous kitchen caper involving Parmesan, Alfredo sauce, and a gas leak. Marquis and I flip the script from culinary crises to a …

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S3 E2: The Great Bass Pro Skinny Dip Incident 1:17:11

6M ago1:17:11

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Send us a Text Message. Ever found yourself reminiscing about the snacks you devoured during those Saturday morning cartoons, or felt the rush of excitement at the thought of a snowstorm? Well, buckle up, because we're about to whisk you away on a nostalgia-fueled adventure that's equal parts heartwarming and ridiculous. From the antics of a naked …

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S3 E1: We made a Fansly 1:32:59

6M ago1:32:59

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Send us a Text Message. Embark on a rollicking adventure as Murky and I swap tales of chili-based mishaps and the kind of proposal stories that could only come from two incurably quirky souls. Picture the scene: a Floridian beach with a beatnik vibe, a stealthy ring hand-off that almost went awry, and enough laughter to make your belly ache. It's n…

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S2 E20: Worst Season Finale Ever 1:33:23

10M ago1:33:23

1:33:23

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered just how wild and unpredictable podcasting can get? We’re diving into the deep end with a laugh-out-loud episode that explores the absurdity and hilarity of our podcasting journey. We venture into everything from the inevitable frustrations of rapidly evolving tech to the madness that ensues when a new micropho…

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S2 E19: Unveiling the OnlyFans Experience 1:49:55

10M ago1:49:55

1:49:55

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what it's like to set up an OnlyFans account? Well, we've got the answers! We dive headfirst into the world of online platforms and tackle the process of setting up an OnlyFans account. We go through the nitty-gritty details, from choosing a username and password to pondering over the big question—should we rev…

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S2 E18: The Boys Play a Sex Game 3: Tokyo Drift 1:02:12

10M ago1:02:12

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Send us a Text Message. Are you ready to challenge your preconceptions? This episode takes you on an enlightening journey through the world of BDSM within a gaming context, cracking open the complexities of trust and the unique power dynamics found within these relationships. We unpack the intricacies of a coach-subject dynamic, highlighting the gr…

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S2 E17: Shell Hates That We Play Porn Games 1:34:50

10M ago1:34:50

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Send us a Text Message. What happens when you mix a surprising response from Shell, chat about personal budgeting, and the quirky humor of exploring Jojo references in VR Chat? You get a podcast episode that's full of laughs, nostalgia, and unexpected twists. Shell, working with Prexy, has given us a reason to anticipate our future episodes, while …

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S2 E16: We've got mail 2! Electric Boogaloo 1:28:52

11M ago1:28:52

1:28:52

Send us a Text Message. What if you found yourself knee-deep in a world of hilarious misadventures, crypto scams, and hard-hitting podcasting realities? Buckle up! This episode dives headfirst into the whirlwind experiences of Merky and Xeno, as they navigate through the laugh-out-loud stories of their friends and the enigmatic identity of their em…

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S2 E15: We've got mail! 1:26:28

11M ago1:26:28

1:26:28

Send us a Text Message. Ever found yourself caught up in a whirlwind of absurdity that leaves you in stitches? Well, buckle up. We've got wild tales of ex-girlfriends hooking up, hilarious impressions of Jesse Ventura, and a peculiar, vaguely desperate email that transformed an otherwise average day into a riot of laughter. Imagine receiving an ema…

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S2 E14: Power Rangers and Mystery Packages 1:13:38

11M ago1:13:38

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Send us a Text Message. Ever receive a bizarre package in the mail and wonder who could've possibly sent it? Well, join us as we unravel the mystery of the giant dildo and men's cross-dressing panties that landed on our doorstep, providing much amusement and a whole lot of confusion. Venturing into the realm of video games, we share our favorite mo…

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S2 E13: F$#! You Elon 1:21:21

12M ago1:21:21

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Send us a Text Message. Picture this - two grown men, one obsessed with streaming marble games, another with beer in the shower. Sounds rather peculiar, doesn't it? Well, that's just the start, as we journey through a series of humorous stories and laughable banter that will keep you hooked right from the beginning, till the very end. From strange …

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S2 E12: The Owenverse Is Back! 1:33:54

12M ago1:33:54

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Send us a Text Message. In this thrilling episode of our podcast, titled "The Owenverse Is Back," we dive headfirst into the delightful and surreal world of My Little Pony fanfictions, where we share a laugh reading some of the most peculiar ones aloud. We transition into a humorous segment that sees us lightly roasting Xeno for his questionable de…

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S2 E11: Ever been spanked by Satan? 1:22:05

1y ago1:22:05

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Send us a Text Message. Ever been spanked by Satan? How about playing Halo during the Ukraine conflict? Or contemplating the concept of eternity in a hellish casino? Well, get set for a wild ride as we discuss those and a whole lot more in this episode. Brace yourself for the hilarity that ensues as we delve into my epic 4th of July sunburn saga an…

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S2 E10: Xeno's Huge Dick 1:23:45

1y ago1:23:45

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Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered how to land an airplane with just the guidance of air control? Well, we sure did, and the answers may surprise you. Strap in for an episode laden with laughter, playful roasts, and wild memories. Our very own Markey finds himself in the hot seat as we pick on his 'racist' tendencies and probe his history with m…

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S2 E9: British Insults Unleashed 1:34:11

1y ago1:34:11

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Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what it really means when a Brit calls someone a Muppet, Trollop, or Wanker? Well, buckle up for a wild and hilarious ride as our guest Crazy takes us on a deep dive into the world of British insults! We compare these terms to their American counterparts and even discuss the versatility of words like 'slut' and…

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S2 E8: Our Number One Listener Is On Grinder? 1:30:49

1y ago1:30:49

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Send us a Text Message. What happens when Satan himself joins us for a chaotic and hilarious conversation? Prepare to laugh out loud as our number one listener, Farha, takes us on a wild ride through off-track banter and some truly outrageous stories. We'll discuss topics like creating a Pornhub account for the podcast, Murky's body count, and a ho…

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S2 E7: Gaming Giggles and Inappropriate Amusement 1:34:53

1y ago1:34:53

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Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what kind of hilarious and outrageous conversations can unfold when friends get together? Well, buckle up and join us for a laughter-filled adventure as we explore topics like family-friendly Michigander insults, the value of a good sound effect, and even the crazy life of a Pokemon! You won't be able to contai…

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S2 E6: Big Boobs 1:24:18

1y ago1:24:18

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Send us a Text Message. Generated by an AI Ever wondered how video game characters from Xenoblade 3 would react to the concept of family, birth, or even babies? Look no further! This week's episode takes you on a hysterical journey as we explore their reactions to a mother who just gave birth in a hospital, leading us down a rabbit hole of laughter…

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Penis Cannibals, Dylan Mulvaney, & Stalag Fiction 1:27:42

1y ago1:27:42

1:27:42

We're back! In a new studio, and we're hitting the ground running. We talk bout someone cutting off and eating a guys penis, the legacy of Mr. Hands, tons of gay news stories, why Dylan Mulvaney blows and not in the fun way, and the Fetish of the Week is Stalag Fiction (post-war Nazi exploitation porn)!…

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S2 E5: Slow Start, Big Finish...in Merky! 1:33:42

1y ago1:33:42

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Send us a Text Message. Alright everyone, this episode starts off a bit slow but we guarantee that the episode ends with a huge bang. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S2 E4: Kew Juice 1:21:32

1y ago1:21:32

1:21:32

Send us a Text Message. What happens when you say moo juice and cow juice at the same time? Also the boys play a tabletop game. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S2 E3: He's Pulling His Cock Out 1:26:31

1y ago1:26:31

1:26:31

Send us a Text Message. Turn down your volume folks, the boys find out that discord has a sound board. Also Merky describes if time is real! Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S2 E2: Sounding in Hell 1:44:19

1y ago1:44:19

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Send us a Text Message. In this episode, we learn that Merky likes to get sounded....just like his mother. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S2 E1: Apocalypse WOW! 1:36:48

1+ y ago1:36:48

1:36:48

Send us a Text Message. Owen Wilson is everywhere in this special season starter of ADHD after dark. We hope you are WOWed by this episode. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S1E12: Coco Recorded the Episode 1:23:26

1+ y ago1:23:26

1:23:26

Send us a Text Message. CoderCoco totally recorded this episode. Does anyone even read the description? Hi, I'm E and this is my first time uploading one of our podcasts. Coco asked me to upload the episode he TOTALLY recorded. Merky twerked the entire time, but that is to be expected. Xeno was a stinky face and just played Destiny 2 the entire tim…

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S1 E11: I'm Just a Herpetologist 1:28:30

1+ y ago1:28:30

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Send us a Text Message. Xeno said it, not me. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S1 E10: Merky Quit the Band 1:39:17

1+ y ago1:39:17

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Send us a Text Message. Also he a bish. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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Lead & Follow, Banned From Tinder, & Twins 1:05:50

1+ y ago1:05:50

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The positions people take when dancing are super interesting, Ava has been banned from Tinder and just about every other dating app at this point, and the Fetish of the Week is twins (kinda).

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S1 E9: #CaptainMorganSponsorUs #JusticeForGaz 1:35:29

1+ y ago1:35:29

1:35:29

Send us a Text Message. Please sponsor us Captain Morgan. We gotta feed Merky's addiction! Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S1 E8: F$#! YOU E 1:38:51

1+ y ago1:38:51

1:38:51

Send us a Text Message. Stop showing us pictures of things we hate E. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S1 E7: Merky Sleeps with Xeno 1:42:14

1+ y ago1:42:14

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Send us a Text Message. Xeno tells a story where he slept with Merky, naked, this one time. Also we talk about how unjust some of the worst cosplay lists are. Dear guy who dressed up as Sora on July 21st, 2007 at a comic convention: What's up? How you doing? Wanna be on a podcast? Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd…

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S1 E6: The Boys Play...Another Sex Game 1:51:16

1+ y ago1:51:16

1:51:16

Send us a Text Message. Why do they do this to themselves. I blame Merky. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S1 E5: Reddit Confessions 1:52:55

1+ y ago1:52:55

1:52:55

Send us a Text Message. Also don't do drugs! Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S1 E4: Hellscape 11 1:46:46

1+ y ago1:46:46

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Send us a Text Message. Featuring special guest, Satan. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S1 E3: The Boys Play a Sex Game 1:41:19

1+ y ago1:41:19

1:41:19

Send us a Text Message. You voted we listened. Here's us playing some Femboys and Fries on the podcast. Enjoy cause we didn't Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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S1 E2: What Sex Game Should We Play 2:19:44

1+ y ago2:19:44

2:19:44

Send us a Text Message. Yes, we're playing a sex game on the next episode. Let us know on twitter which one you want us to play. Also, smash or pass. Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhdBy CoderCoder, E To Interact, Xenostream38

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