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Burrito Quest is all about...stamina. We (Ben, Isaac, and Daniel) ate our way through the Specialty Burrito menu at Santa Fe Grill, a fast food eatery located inside Pic Quik convenience stores in Las Cruces, New Mexco. This list is a good 60 burritos long, and it took us all of 2009, and a quarter of 2010. Along the way we met and (we like to think) befriended a burristro who we named Salsa Bro. Toward the end of our quest, Salsa Bro was unceremoniously fired for, rumor has it, giving free ...
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Issac joins us for the finale of Veggie Trek. We repeat another previously failed burro to round things out. Santa Fe Grill comes through in spades, with a veggie burrito that even Daniel would get again; good consistency and flavor but for a few undercooked potatoes. As this Trek rounds out we, perhaps inevitably, turn our collective mind to the f…
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Andele boned us last time, this time we take it back! We refine the ingredients for their Build-Your-Own burro and the results suffer improvement of a sort. Onions, you're out, as is your overwhelming flavor. The burrito is somewhat dry, and their omission of side-salsa does not help. The overall flavor is good though. We supplement, after an appro…
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Taco Bell, your bell has been rung for the last time. At least the last time during Veggie Trek. The previous excursion for this particular burro ended in failure, due to fowl incursion into what was supposed to be a strictly vegetarian affair. This burrito rings 'veggie true' if not completely 'tasty true.' A mushy melange of ingredients that tast…
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The Quest is in trouble. Andele is, a tasty establishment that we have visited in the past, serves us up another crushing defeat in our Veggie Trek. Daniel actually does some footwork ahead of time to figure out what ingredients they offer that meet our stringent veggie requirements for building-our-own burritos. Then Ben finds a tiny sliver of mea…
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Taco Bell gets a chance to redeem its previous meat-filled disaster. And redeem it does. Once again, corporate chemistry brings flavor and consistency to the veggie trek. We do manage to slightly confuse the name of this one with the one of their cheesier burritos, but the end result is vegetarian and delicious. We also get some of Taco Bell's new …
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Those shits at Taco Bell screw us! We order Veggie Cantina Burritos and they give us the chicken version. We eat it anyway. We are joined by Alex and Nathan for a Burrito foursome. Ben searches his vegetarian soul and decides throwing the burro away is worse than eating it. His concessions are legion this episode. Nathan, long-time-fan-bq-virgin, h…
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Santa Fe Grill… Not much we can say that hasn't already been said. Vegetarians have options here, some X number of combinations that can be made from several veggie ingredients. We discuss Taco Bell's likely stringent IP policies. Amy doubles down on her contempt for vegetarianism by drinking her beverage after a fly had flavored it. Daniel worries…
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In this episode we order Taco Bell like rock stars. Not content with yet another bean burrito, we have them add potatoes and rice. The burrito stands up, not only to other vegetarian burritos, but also to other burritos from Taco Bell. Daniel touts his good ideas, like ordering Fresca-style. He also takes credit for, and poo-poos, Isaac's great ide…
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Frozen burritos. Finally? Amy's brand tends towards the vegetarian and gluten free and whatnot. Perfect for this quest into the meatless lands. Unfortunately, all this organic-ness does not help the with one of the common frozen burro problems. The tortilla was stiff and plasticky, the folded over areas so thick as to be gummy when bitten. The ingr…
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Burger Time has been visited in BQ's past. The quality, when vegetarianism is applied, was significantly diminished. The beans were super bland; the potato and egg equally so. We discuss BQ's utilization as a reference, and whether that could possibly be useful. Daniel shits on vegetarian food some. Not literally. Kenny get's a shout out, but only …
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We start our Vegetarian Trek with a trip back to Si Señor for their Bean burrito. We got them to hold the cheese, and asked them to add green chile. They got one of those things right, the important lack of cheese thing. Green chile was not so much in attendance. It's filling but lacking in spiciness. Daniel's burrito develops a butthole, then poop…
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Back to Taco Bell, we feel that we may have endangered Triple Trek. We are apparently correct as this becomes our crowning failure of the BQ3. Ben is confounded by his attraction to this burrito. Daniel crows a lot about recording on the road. Without realizing it we have a discussion about what has been best on BQ3, perhaps wrapping the Trek unkno…
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If our math is correct, this is Burrito Quest's 100th recording! It is truly a momentous occasion, made more-so by Isaac and Amy joining us. La Posta, while not quality-wise up to the task is, given their volume of customers, probably a decent choice for our 100th. It is an old establishment that caters to the tourist crowds by the thousands. We va…
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Taco Bell trek gets Stuft! That's right, 'Stuft!' It's how you know they're hip. This burrito is Taco Bell's second highest in caloric content, bested only by the beef version of the Grilled Stuft Burrito. Daniel's go-to Taco Bell food, his opinion was preordained. Ben eats it and hates that he likes it, kind of like a baby who's mad at his butthol…
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